Be a good pigeon today
Chapter 28
Honest Ge Haiyu touched the back of his head: "It's just been away for a while..."
"Hey." Ran Ran ran forward and shook his shoulder wildly, "You have changed, dog. You are not the dog I loved before."
"I haven't changed." Haiyu retorted.
"changed."
"no change."
"changed."
"..."
"no change."
Zhang Daxia watched the two people's topic go wrong again and again, and even acted like elementary school students bickering, feeling helpless: "How old are you two?!"
"We've already grown up." Hai Yu and Ran Ranran said in unison.
Zhang Daxia immediately waved his hand: "The kindergarten teacher resigned, if you want to wipe your ass, don't come to me again."
"Uncle, I was wrong, I'm three years old!" Haiyu stretched out his hand and hugged Zhang Daxia's arm.
Zhang Daxia looked at Haiyu, and picked him up because he saw the child being pitiful. Although now the child will not have a red face and runny nose in the winter, nor will he be deceived by others in a few words, but in him When in danger, Zhang Daxia still can't bear to watch the child suffer, no matter whether the child can handle these things or not.It feels like an old father who can never get enough of it, even though Zhang Daxia has not known Haiyu for a long time, and he usually seems to be an unreliable parent.
Of course, all human emotions are two-way, and so are ghosts. Zhang Daxia is willing to take care of Haiyu because Haiyu likes him, as if he is really treating his elders. He will tell him to be careful when going out and drink less alcohol. Zhang Daxia, who left the family very early, has not experienced the care of his relatives for a long time.
"Let go. You still hug me in this heat, hug your boyfriend." Zhang Daxia turned the child's head full of disgust, but he didn't notice the corner of his mouth raised.
Haiyu raised his head, his amber eyes were full of grievances, and his voice became coquettish after a long time: "Uncle, what should we do? Zhong Liyou and I are together, so the pigeon can't show up."
"Then tell him the truth, you are afraid, brat."
"I don't want it! Zhong Liyou knows that I lied to him, what if he gets angry, who knows if he will pull out all my feathers and use them to make soup!"
Zhong Liyou's previous threat to use pigeons as food is still deeply imprinted in Haiyu's mind, and it will be triggered anytime, anywhere.
"Then you can find a pigeon with a spiritual aperture to replace you." Ran Ranran said disapprovingly.
"Okay then..." Although Haiyu had an intuition that this might not be feasible, there was no other way at the moment.
After Haiyu was injured and left Zhong Liyou's side, Zhong Liyou relaxed the restrictions on Haiyu. He also studied the pigeon's habits carefully, and after ensuring that he could return home safely, he allowed Haiyu to leave for a short time. The family went out and flew.
Although in fact Haiyu just went for a walk and then changed his image to accompany him, but Zhong Liyou only thought that Haiyu was out on tour, and if he didn't go back within a certain period of time, he would be worried again.
It's not easy to be a shit shoveler these days.
It's not easy being a pet.
After Haiyu chatted with Ran Ranran and Zhang Daxia, he handed Ran Ranran his house key so that he could finally get rid of Zhang Daxia's clutches and go back to relax.And Haiyu also said goodbye to them, and rushed back to Zhongliyou's house while contacting his own clan.
As a mature pigeon, it's actually very simple to drive its unintelligent kindred, but Haiyu has never done this before.At his current level, it is indeed difficult for him to treat ordinary pigeons as his own kind, but he has not put himself in the same position as humans to treat his own kind. He has no right to drive them, which is disrespectful to them.
If Haiyu had something to do, he would first contact the leader of the clan and let him act as an intermediary to find willing pigeons.
But even so, their speed is also very fast.Everyone is rushing to ask for the entrustment of the seniors who are cultivating adults.At that time, the aura or other rewards may become an opportunity for them to step into the threshold of cultivation.
Haiyu found the pigeon selection, and at the same time it landed on the windowsill of Zhongliyou's house.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had made a mistake—he had walked through the window sill too many times, forgetting that he was now in human form, so he had to go through the main entrance.
Fortunately, Zhong Liyou was not in front of the window, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.
Haiyu was crying stupidly by himself, and was about to fly to the stairwell, but just saw Zhongliyou's living room out of the corner of his eye.
It was simply ruins, messy and dilapidated, comparable to a garbage dump.Haiyu almost didn't recognize that it was Zhongliyou's house.
But in the next second, he recognized whose handwriting it was.
Haiyu rushed to the stairwell with a face full of horror, stepped to Zhongliyou's door and knocked on the door:
"Brother You, are you home? I'm back."
"Brother You, are you there?"
Still silent.
"Brother You?"
Haiyu panicked: "Brother You! Are you okay! Didn't you get killed? If you don't open the door, I'll call the police!"
The door finally opened in response, revealing the bewildered Zhong Liyou inside and the shameless Harvey behind him.
"I'm fine, don't worry, I was in the bathroom just now so I didn't hear you."
"That's it." Haiyu heaved a sigh of relief, and followed Zhong Liyou into the house. Zhong Liyou must have taken a shower, and he was wearing a tank top and shorts, showing the smooth muscles on his arms and legs, and his hair was still half dry. , the facial features are more distinct.
Haiyu's heart beat faster, but at this time, Harvey was also here, and he was still rubbing against Zhong Liyou's calf, pulling the corner of his clothes to make him continue to play with him.
Haiyu lowered his eyes, cleared his throat, and looked at Harvey.
Harvey paused.
Zhong Liyou felt their subtle emotions, and opened his arms to Haiyu: "Come."
Haiyu immediately obediently went over to hug him, Zhong Liyou said: "This is a boyfriend's exclusive hug, no one else has it."
Haiyu buried himself in his arms and didn't speak.
Zhong Liyou hugged Haiyu across a pile of garbage, and put him on the sofa that was still in good condition.
"Your Highness, close your eyes."
Haiyu closed his eyes obediently.
Zhong Liyou turned the air conditioner down twice, and Haiyu could feel the cold wind hitting his skin, making his skin crawl.
"Okay, open your eyes."
Haiyu opened his eyes and saw the white sky floating down from his head.
"It's winter and it's snowing."
Haiyu caught the white confetti, looked at Zhong Liyou and Harvey who were trying to throw paper on him, and couldn't help laughing.
"Looking at your cuteness in winter, I will give you a big heater, which cannot be returned."
After finishing speaking, the large humanoid self-propelled heater hugged him again, and now the heater became really warm, and Haiyu couldn't help letting their larger areas of skin touch each other, and let out a small sigh of satisfaction .
He really didn't expect Zhong Liyou to be crazy with Harvey, and it seemed that the two had become hard friends.
When Zhong Liyou heard this, he kissed him: "Your boyfriend is not short of money, so he can play however he wants. Now you are too."
This is the breath of the boss.
Even Huskies don't care.
Haiyu was overwhelmed by his boyfriend's aura.
They were experiencing the winter atmosphere together when they heard knocking on the windowsill.
Zhong Liyou turned his head to take a look, and got up very naturally to open the window: "You are back obediently, it's been so hard after flying for so long."
Haiyu then turned his head to look, and saw a young pigeon standing on the window sill in high spirits, waiting to start the task, show his fists, and then successfully be appreciated by the senior.
Haiyu was suddenly shivered by the cold wind blowing over.
Please, don't overturn the car this time, or you will be stewed.
Because it can be demolished at will, Harvey, who is unwilling to leave even if Haiyu comes back, is sensitive to the crisis, withdraws his claws aimed at the sheriff's cat climbing frame, and exits quietly.
Zhong Liyou opened the window sill, and the pigeon flew in spontaneously. First, it acted coquettishly with Zhong Liyou, then flew to the sheriff to coo and comment on the sheriff's absorption of spiritual energy today, and finally flew to the side of the cage to face the food plate Eat heartily, and act strictly according to his habits that Haiyu explained.
Seeing that his trajectory was almost the same as his own, Haiyu quietly felt relieved.
This pigeon is very dedicated and a good actor.
Zhongli didn't notice anything unusual, just as usual, adding feed and water to the pigeons, and kept talking to the pigeons.
Although it was actually a little awkward for Haiyu to look at these things from the perspective of the pigeons involved, but this time he controlled his cranky brain, and with a grateful heart, he followed Zhong Liyou to feed the pigeons.
"It's really cute and smart," Haiyu said.
Zhong Liyou lowered his head and hooked the corner of his mouth: "Yes, it's just a little liar."
Haiyu's heart twitched, and he heard Zhong Liyou slowly spit out the second half of the sentence: "That's why I was able to lie to me so many times before, making me think it was going to leave me."
Haiyu let down his hanging heart again.
It may be that Zhong Liyou felt that the pigeons must have been covered with a lot of dust after a long journey, so he wanted to bathe the pigeons.Haiyu accompanied him all the way, cutting the pigeon's nails and drying its hair with Zhong Liyou.The déjà vu feeling of father and mother raising their son together made him happily forget his worries and concerns.
Zhong Liyou cleaned up the pigeon and took him back to the living room, but he didn't let the pigeon rest in the cage for a long time, he just held it in his hand to tease it.
Haiyu said in a teasing tone: "You only care about your son when he comes back..."
But it was immediately interrupted by Zhong Liyou's light words:
"It's not my pigeon."
Haiyu was stunned, his mouth was open, but he didn't make any sound.He watched Zhong Liyou raise his head, facing him, facing the pigeon, and repeated with certainty: "It's not my pigeon."
"Hey." Ran Ran ran forward and shook his shoulder wildly, "You have changed, dog. You are not the dog I loved before."
"I haven't changed." Haiyu retorted.
"changed."
"no change."
"changed."
"..."
"no change."
Zhang Daxia watched the two people's topic go wrong again and again, and even acted like elementary school students bickering, feeling helpless: "How old are you two?!"
"We've already grown up." Hai Yu and Ran Ranran said in unison.
Zhang Daxia immediately waved his hand: "The kindergarten teacher resigned, if you want to wipe your ass, don't come to me again."
"Uncle, I was wrong, I'm three years old!" Haiyu stretched out his hand and hugged Zhang Daxia's arm.
Zhang Daxia looked at Haiyu, and picked him up because he saw the child being pitiful. Although now the child will not have a red face and runny nose in the winter, nor will he be deceived by others in a few words, but in him When in danger, Zhang Daxia still can't bear to watch the child suffer, no matter whether the child can handle these things or not.It feels like an old father who can never get enough of it, even though Zhang Daxia has not known Haiyu for a long time, and he usually seems to be an unreliable parent.
Of course, all human emotions are two-way, and so are ghosts. Zhang Daxia is willing to take care of Haiyu because Haiyu likes him, as if he is really treating his elders. He will tell him to be careful when going out and drink less alcohol. Zhang Daxia, who left the family very early, has not experienced the care of his relatives for a long time.
"Let go. You still hug me in this heat, hug your boyfriend." Zhang Daxia turned the child's head full of disgust, but he didn't notice the corner of his mouth raised.
Haiyu raised his head, his amber eyes were full of grievances, and his voice became coquettish after a long time: "Uncle, what should we do? Zhong Liyou and I are together, so the pigeon can't show up."
"Then tell him the truth, you are afraid, brat."
"I don't want it! Zhong Liyou knows that I lied to him, what if he gets angry, who knows if he will pull out all my feathers and use them to make soup!"
Zhong Liyou's previous threat to use pigeons as food is still deeply imprinted in Haiyu's mind, and it will be triggered anytime, anywhere.
"Then you can find a pigeon with a spiritual aperture to replace you." Ran Ranran said disapprovingly.
"Okay then..." Although Haiyu had an intuition that this might not be feasible, there was no other way at the moment.
After Haiyu was injured and left Zhong Liyou's side, Zhong Liyou relaxed the restrictions on Haiyu. He also studied the pigeon's habits carefully, and after ensuring that he could return home safely, he allowed Haiyu to leave for a short time. The family went out and flew.
Although in fact Haiyu just went for a walk and then changed his image to accompany him, but Zhong Liyou only thought that Haiyu was out on tour, and if he didn't go back within a certain period of time, he would be worried again.
It's not easy to be a shit shoveler these days.
It's not easy being a pet.
After Haiyu chatted with Ran Ranran and Zhang Daxia, he handed Ran Ranran his house key so that he could finally get rid of Zhang Daxia's clutches and go back to relax.And Haiyu also said goodbye to them, and rushed back to Zhongliyou's house while contacting his own clan.
As a mature pigeon, it's actually very simple to drive its unintelligent kindred, but Haiyu has never done this before.At his current level, it is indeed difficult for him to treat ordinary pigeons as his own kind, but he has not put himself in the same position as humans to treat his own kind. He has no right to drive them, which is disrespectful to them.
If Haiyu had something to do, he would first contact the leader of the clan and let him act as an intermediary to find willing pigeons.
But even so, their speed is also very fast.Everyone is rushing to ask for the entrustment of the seniors who are cultivating adults.At that time, the aura or other rewards may become an opportunity for them to step into the threshold of cultivation.
Haiyu found the pigeon selection, and at the same time it landed on the windowsill of Zhongliyou's house.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had made a mistake—he had walked through the window sill too many times, forgetting that he was now in human form, so he had to go through the main entrance.
Fortunately, Zhong Liyou was not in front of the window, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.
Haiyu was crying stupidly by himself, and was about to fly to the stairwell, but just saw Zhongliyou's living room out of the corner of his eye.
It was simply ruins, messy and dilapidated, comparable to a garbage dump.Haiyu almost didn't recognize that it was Zhongliyou's house.
But in the next second, he recognized whose handwriting it was.
Haiyu rushed to the stairwell with a face full of horror, stepped to Zhongliyou's door and knocked on the door:
"Brother You, are you home? I'm back."
"Brother You, are you there?"
Still silent.
"Brother You?"
Haiyu panicked: "Brother You! Are you okay! Didn't you get killed? If you don't open the door, I'll call the police!"
The door finally opened in response, revealing the bewildered Zhong Liyou inside and the shameless Harvey behind him.
"I'm fine, don't worry, I was in the bathroom just now so I didn't hear you."
"That's it." Haiyu heaved a sigh of relief, and followed Zhong Liyou into the house. Zhong Liyou must have taken a shower, and he was wearing a tank top and shorts, showing the smooth muscles on his arms and legs, and his hair was still half dry. , the facial features are more distinct.
Haiyu's heart beat faster, but at this time, Harvey was also here, and he was still rubbing against Zhong Liyou's calf, pulling the corner of his clothes to make him continue to play with him.
Haiyu lowered his eyes, cleared his throat, and looked at Harvey.
Harvey paused.
Zhong Liyou felt their subtle emotions, and opened his arms to Haiyu: "Come."
Haiyu immediately obediently went over to hug him, Zhong Liyou said: "This is a boyfriend's exclusive hug, no one else has it."
Haiyu buried himself in his arms and didn't speak.
Zhong Liyou hugged Haiyu across a pile of garbage, and put him on the sofa that was still in good condition.
"Your Highness, close your eyes."
Haiyu closed his eyes obediently.
Zhong Liyou turned the air conditioner down twice, and Haiyu could feel the cold wind hitting his skin, making his skin crawl.
"Okay, open your eyes."
Haiyu opened his eyes and saw the white sky floating down from his head.
"It's winter and it's snowing."
Haiyu caught the white confetti, looked at Zhong Liyou and Harvey who were trying to throw paper on him, and couldn't help laughing.
"Looking at your cuteness in winter, I will give you a big heater, which cannot be returned."
After finishing speaking, the large humanoid self-propelled heater hugged him again, and now the heater became really warm, and Haiyu couldn't help letting their larger areas of skin touch each other, and let out a small sigh of satisfaction .
He really didn't expect Zhong Liyou to be crazy with Harvey, and it seemed that the two had become hard friends.
When Zhong Liyou heard this, he kissed him: "Your boyfriend is not short of money, so he can play however he wants. Now you are too."
This is the breath of the boss.
Even Huskies don't care.
Haiyu was overwhelmed by his boyfriend's aura.
They were experiencing the winter atmosphere together when they heard knocking on the windowsill.
Zhong Liyou turned his head to take a look, and got up very naturally to open the window: "You are back obediently, it's been so hard after flying for so long."
Haiyu then turned his head to look, and saw a young pigeon standing on the window sill in high spirits, waiting to start the task, show his fists, and then successfully be appreciated by the senior.
Haiyu was suddenly shivered by the cold wind blowing over.
Please, don't overturn the car this time, or you will be stewed.
Because it can be demolished at will, Harvey, who is unwilling to leave even if Haiyu comes back, is sensitive to the crisis, withdraws his claws aimed at the sheriff's cat climbing frame, and exits quietly.
Zhong Liyou opened the window sill, and the pigeon flew in spontaneously. First, it acted coquettishly with Zhong Liyou, then flew to the sheriff to coo and comment on the sheriff's absorption of spiritual energy today, and finally flew to the side of the cage to face the food plate Eat heartily, and act strictly according to his habits that Haiyu explained.
Seeing that his trajectory was almost the same as his own, Haiyu quietly felt relieved.
This pigeon is very dedicated and a good actor.
Zhongli didn't notice anything unusual, just as usual, adding feed and water to the pigeons, and kept talking to the pigeons.
Although it was actually a little awkward for Haiyu to look at these things from the perspective of the pigeons involved, but this time he controlled his cranky brain, and with a grateful heart, he followed Zhong Liyou to feed the pigeons.
"It's really cute and smart," Haiyu said.
Zhong Liyou lowered his head and hooked the corner of his mouth: "Yes, it's just a little liar."
Haiyu's heart twitched, and he heard Zhong Liyou slowly spit out the second half of the sentence: "That's why I was able to lie to me so many times before, making me think it was going to leave me."
Haiyu let down his hanging heart again.
It may be that Zhong Liyou felt that the pigeons must have been covered with a lot of dust after a long journey, so he wanted to bathe the pigeons.Haiyu accompanied him all the way, cutting the pigeon's nails and drying its hair with Zhong Liyou.The déjà vu feeling of father and mother raising their son together made him happily forget his worries and concerns.
Zhong Liyou cleaned up the pigeon and took him back to the living room, but he didn't let the pigeon rest in the cage for a long time, he just held it in his hand to tease it.
Haiyu said in a teasing tone: "You only care about your son when he comes back..."
But it was immediately interrupted by Zhong Liyou's light words:
"It's not my pigeon."
Haiyu was stunned, his mouth was open, but he didn't make any sound.He watched Zhong Liyou raise his head, facing him, facing the pigeon, and repeated with certainty: "It's not my pigeon."
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