Be a good pigeon today

Haiyu is now confused with surprise, surprised with a little touch.His first reaction was to wonder how Zhong Liyou recognized that it wasn't him?In the eyes of humans, don’t pigeons look delicious?

But Li Wenhu Zhong pushed his glasses with his index finger and said: "Why is it the same? My obedient's beak is a little bit sharper than his, and his eyes are clearer. The metal green neck feathers are shorter than his by a fingernail, and the tail feathers are one centimeter longer. , the feel of the feathers is different, and the flesh on its belly is not as much..."

Haiyu, who often looks in the mirror to observe the state of his feathers, fell into deep thought because of Zhong Liyou's confident speeches.

It felt like Zhong Liyou knew him better than himself.He himself looked at the pigeon and didn't feel any difference between his prototype and it.

Reese is gone.

But Zhong Liyou didn't treat the innocent pigeon in his hand harshly because of this, he touched his belly, put him on the window sill, and said, "Go, this is not your home. I can't take you in either. , I'm sorry, but I think my family will be jealous."

The actor pigeon stood on the window sill in a daze. It took him so long to compete viciously with all the young pigeons with potential in the clan to get a chance, but it was over as soon as the game started.

Haiyu nodded to him, making an apologetic gesture.

The actor Ge Ge thought to himself, as expected, his acting skills are too bad!To be directly exposed by the task target is simply a great shame for its pigeons!Moreover, he embarrassed the senior, and the senior comforted him to let him go down the steps!Go back and practice hard now, absolutely!

Haiyu looked at the slightly sad figure from the back, and thought that it was time to apologize to him.But right now, he really can't give his attention to others.

Because Zhong Liyou was a little sad.

Although he didn't say anything or express anything, Haiyu could sense Zhong Liyou's loss from his movements and expressions.

He bent down and watched the pigeon go away, his back was a little lonely for some reason, then he lowered his head and said calmly: "Why haven't you come back?" Haven't come home yet.

Haiyu looked at his figure, wanting to comfort him but didn't know how to comfort him.

Sure enough, I still need to use that.

Haiyu walked over and hugged Zhong Liyou's waist, and said to him, "Don't be sad, I'll go downstairs and buy you a drink in a glass bottle."

Zhong Liyou glanced sideways at Haiyu, smiled, "Okay."

Haiyu took advantage of the opportunity to raise his head and kissed him before he grabbed his phone and went out.

Then he hid in a corner where there was no surveillance and no one, and Haiyu began to turn into a dove.

People start to go into corners, and pigeons come out.

Haiyu jumped a few steps, checked left and right to see if there was anyone there, and then spread his wings and flew out.

He was about to stop on the window sill, but suddenly felt a strong sense of gaze aimed at his back, which made him couldn't help but explode the feathers all over his body.

He turned around immediately, blocking Zhong Liyou's house behind him.

Then, what he saw were black shadows covering the sky and covering the sky.

When they approached, Haiyu looked at those figures and felt that each of them looked a little familiar.

He was silent for a while, then slowly relaxed, retracting his claws.He asked in disbelief, "Why are you all here?"

The one who took the lead was actually the patriarch's right-hand man and said: "We all know that kid's acting skills are not good enough. In order to make up for this gap, so as not to cause you any trouble, we plan to come over and let you and that human try it out."

Haiyu didn't know what to say. He must have understood that this situation was caused by the pigeons spreading the word one after another, causing them to mistakenly think that he still needed help.

Haiyu didn't know how to deal with it, but in order not to cause a commotion, Haiyu still wanted to tell them to go back first.

However, at this moment, Zhong Liyou's voice suddenly appeared behind him, scaring him so much that he almost fell off his head.

"Come back so late, is it because you have made so many friends?"

Haiyu turned his head, looked at Zhong Liyou who was helpless in his tone but obviously spoiled, thought for a while, and asked them to stay.

Although I can't figure out why Zhong Liyou likes him and always causes trouble, but as long as Zhong Liyou can be happy.

After just staying on the window sill for a while, other residents have already discovered the miraculous event that happened in this small corner, and they called their friends to come and watch.

Within a short while, every window sill in the other buildings was full of people.

Zhong Liyou is used to being a public figure, so he is relatively calm about these things, but to his surprise, the pigeon army brought by Haiyu is also very calm, facing so many people, so many cameras, there is no stage fright at all, and there is no nervousness And irascible situations, like a well-trained team.

Zhong Liyou's brows twitched, this little liar won't trick other people's domesticated racing pigeons into it, will he?

But he still didn't panic, and while trying to get the pigeons into the house, he explained to the crowd watching the excitement so that they would not have any misunderstandings.

As soon as Haiyu saw this situation, he immediately let the other pigeons follow him into the house. The pigeons followed Haiyu and entered the house in order.

After Zhong Liyou dealt with the matter, he closed the window sill and entered the living room, facing a sea of ​​pigeons.Spectacular is spectacular, but there is no way to get started.

He tried to go to Haiyu's place, but Haiyu blushed a little because of this incident, and didn't want to face Zhong Liyou for the time being, so he flew away and didn't take the initiative to fly back to him.Because there were too many pigeons on the ground, they couldn't move away even if they wanted to, so Zhong Liyou could only convey his resentment to Haiyu with his eyes.

There's no way to masturbate his own babes, but with so many babes, Zhong Liyou can masturbate as he pleases.

He took a few steps forward hesitantly, and knelt down to check the pigeons.But the miraculous thing was that those pigeons were not afraid of life at all, Zhong Liyou had already walked into the pile of pigeons, and they didn't disperse.Some even took the initiative to approach Zhong Liyou.

Zhong Liyou took the opportunity to check if there were any marks on them, but surprisingly, none of the pigeons inside had any marks, and none of them belonged to an owner.

Zhong Liyou raised his head and asked Haiyu from the air: "You were also a wild pigeon before."

Haiyu nodded, looking around uncomfortably.

"Then these are the friends you brought to visit and play, or the brothers and sisters who came to join you?"

When Haiyu heard this, he shook his head frantically, meaning that he wanted Zhong Liyou to be the shit-shoveling officer, and Zhong Liyou could only be his shit-shoveling officer, which was officially certified by the association.

Zhong Liyou calmed down, went to dismantle the hoarded grains bought for Haiyu, and filled several pots to entertain these guests.

If Zhong Liyou hadn't been rich, he might have been poor for this meal.

And the pigeons who saw the good feed and ate it secretly thought in their hearts, the excrement shoveling officer will provide food and shelter, no responsibility for the basic salary of miscellaneous grains plus extra meal commission, the job content is to let humans masturbate, and can also be used as a free spa.Is it really good to be a pet?

Haiyu doesn't know how many members of his clan will jump into the pet industry where demand exceeds supply.

All he knew was that he was causing Zhong Liyou trouble again.

What he didn't want was that it was his own pigeon that came home, but the clansmen followed enthusiastically, they couldn't stop it, and they wouldn't listen to persuasion.

Haiyu was sad alone, unwilling to face Zhong Liyou's expression, and also unwilling to face the pigeon feathers all over the place.

That afternoon, the door of Zhong Liyou's house was about to be trampled down.

Zhong Liyou stopped the curious neighbor, but he couldn't stop the property who came up to check the situation, but he couldn't stop the police who came to investigate the situation after receiving the call.

And now that the network is so developed, in just a few seconds or a few minutes, this matter has been spread far enough.Of course, the media followed suit.

Zhong Liyou didn't entertain these pigeons for a while, but was interrupted by people.As a law-abiding resident, he had to cooperate with the police investigation and asked them to contact the ecological and biological protection personnel to take the pigeons away and release them.The miraculous thing is that those pigeons neither resisted nor barked randomly. They behaved as if they were visiting his house for the second time, so that Zhong Liyou didn't know how to evaluate it at all.

The trending search has already been posted, and fans in his live broadcast room flocked to watch, saying that they saw their wandering god where they shouldn't have seen it.It also allowed Zhong Liyou to win the new title of Mr. Zhong, an enthusiastic citizen.

Zhong Liyou dealt with the affairs of humans and pigeons inside and out.After closing the door, looking at the living room and room that had been messed up by several waves of people, I finally chose to let the hourly worker clean it.

He slumped on the sofa in a disfigured manner, slightly raised his hand hanging on the handle of the sofa, and there was a sound of flapping wings, and soon, he got a fluffy and heavy thing in his hand.

He looked at Haiyu twice, and found that his mental state was not bad, even after a long training and flying feathers, there was not a single bit of disorder.It’s just that now some of them are more inclined to pigeon balls, they dare not raise their heads, and can only huddle together to show timidity.

Zhong Liyou covered his heart without changing his face, but said in a serious tone: "I don't agree with you bringing friends to play, but you should discuss it with me before you come to play, okay? Because there are many rules now, otherwise you It will be like today again, causing trouble to the police uncle, and not playing with friends for long."

With Hai Yutuan in his hands, he obeyed obediently and didn't even dare to coo.

In fact, Zhong Liyou was not very angry with him, and was even cute by him a few times, but for the sake of his education, he still let Haiyu go, saying that this was punishment, and Zhong Liyou would not hug him during this time.

Haiyu collapsed on the floor in a daze, like a puddle of pigeon water whose bones have been pumped out.

Pigeon has been hit.

Zhong Liyou was afraid that he would be soft-hearted, so he turned his head away from him and asked the sheriff to supervise him.

The sheriff walked over on a catwalk and yawned as he watched the two grown men punish them like kindergarten kids.

[The author has something to say: Most of the knowledge about pigeons in the article is my nonsense, don't believe it.Too busy, today's update was forced to be delayed, but anyway, I tried my best to stay up late to update. 】