[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

There is a big drawing on the notebook paper: (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

Saitama coughed dryly and turned to stare at the TV.

This kid, he thought, really shouldn't underestimate him.

When the same thing happens to the black group:

"Is this a new game?" Hei Saitama frowned, crossed his arms, and looked at Hei Genos coldly.

His black-haired boy stared at him with a straight face, as if it was all his fault, the point is, Kuro Saitama quickly recalled that he did nothing, so this time it was definitely his Genos is making trouble out of no reason.

The lips of the black-haired Genos moved, instead of the usual deep voice, but: (‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Black Saitama was silent for a moment, and when he spoke again, his uncontrollable laughter was mixed in the trembling tone: "Why are you angry? Isn't it cute?"

In the next second, he suffered a devastating attack, and Genos Black's incinerator grabbed him terribly, smashing the ground that was originally in ruins even more.

Black Saitama appeared in front of the opponent faster than using the opponent, and pressed Black Genos under his body. Black Genos glared at him, but he could only say: <(ˉ^ˉ)>

"Are you really angry with me?" Kuro Saitama looked at this cute expression rather than anger with interest, and asked without shame: "No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are with me." Isn't it coquettish?"

╰(‵ ′)╯

Well, it still looks like being coquettish.Kuro Saitama was sure.

END

No.15 short stories

"Do you know how miserable I am?" The woman in front of her... No, she can no longer be called a woman in this state, her whole face is as pale as a piece of paper, her eyes flow out of her sockets and hang on her cheeks, accompanied by There are two lines of blood and tears in the eyeballs, thick black smoke is spitting out of the mouth, and the long hair is flying in the air. Yes, the person in front of me is actually an out-and-out person. One glance will make people think of themselves. Poke the female ghost with both eyes!

"Do you know how miserable I am? I have no relatives, no friends, even my lover abandoned me, my child died because of lack of money for medical treatment, everything about me, everything about me is gone, I'm so miserable... I hate! I hate you so much!! I hate you!!!"

Before the gloomy words were finished, Saitama punched him blankly, and then looked at the female ghost who was annihilated in flying ashes, he let out a long breath: "How dare you come to compete with me with such long hair?" Miserable? Are you actually showing off!"

Saitama is a psychic. To be more specific, he is a talent who can kill no matter how terrifying, resentful, or powerful ghosts he encounters with one punch.Saitama actually doesn't care about why ghosts become ghosts. No matter how miserable they were in life, they are just a bunch of psionic substances that cause trouble to living people after death.In order to make the world more stable and peaceful, Saitama worked hard to kill ghosts.

Saitama, who lived like this, accepted an invitation from a school as usual.

But almost all schools have rumors of being haunted. Someone once swore that primary and secondary schools were actually built on top of "mass graves" during the war, in order to use the yang energy of the students to suppress the yin of ghosts. Qi, so bumping into ghosts at school is as easy as drinking cold boiled water.Once this rumor spread, the active students who were full of curiosity about everything immediately couldn't sit still, and implemented the principle that if you don't die, you won't die, desperately trying to die.

The case that Saitama received was just such a case of death. Four students were playing pen fairy in the dormitory, and they didn’t know what they attracted, and then one jumped off the building, two hanged themselves, and one went crazy and was sent to a mental hospital. Even transfers are exempted.As the rumors spread, no students dared to live in, so the school had to seal off the dormitory, but it was not a solution to keep a dormitory empty, so they found Saitama.

Saitama's task is to pretend to be a teacher hired by the school, live in that dormitory, check the evil spirits, and eliminate them.On the first day of school, out of etiquette, he put on a cheap suit, tied a tie more seriously, carried a briefcase, and planned to go out like an office worker, but because of the scorching sun outside, he didn't Came back and put on a pair of sunglasses.

Suit + bald head + sunglasses.

The image of a glorious people's teacher has been ruined in this way.

Saitama reflected for a moment, this was probably why his future roommate opened the door for the first time and then closed it immediately.

That's right, he actually has a roommate, and the school never told him about it.A colleague is an enemy, Saitama doesn't care how the bonus should be divided after killing the ghosts. In short, when he was lazily standing in front of the dormitory and was about to take out the key to open the door, the door opened automatically, and a blond head was exposed. It is a deadpan face, and their dialogue is as follows:

"who are you?"

"Uh, I'm the new teacher."

"This is the student dormitory."

"Yes, but..."

"Crack." The door closed.

Facing the closed door, Saitama "..." for a moment, decided not to be as knowledgeable as a student, he opened the door again, and walked in majesticly, there was indeed a cloud of yin, and the door closed automatically behind him .

The blond boy sitting at the table was wearing a neat student uniform, every button was tightly buttoned, and he didn't even roll up his sleeves on such a hot day.It looks quite well-behaved, but it might just be because the dormitory full of yin is too cold.

The dormitory was originally a four-person dormitory, and the school has not been moved after the accident. The four beds are still there, and the bed facing the window seems to have been filled with the things of the blonde student. Saitama rubbed his head , Throwing the file bag on the empty bed opposite, anyway, he didn't come to sleep, and he didn't bring anything.

He jumped onto the bed and sat cross-legged, looking around: "My name is Saitama, what about you?"

"Jenos." Genos turned his head and glanced at him, as if surprised that he was not hurt by Yin Qi.

"Oh, then we are roommates, please advise." Saitama said.

The two got along peacefully for a while, and even made a hot pot meal in the dormitory with a pile of cabbage and sliced ​​meat. Anyway, one of them is not a teacher, and the other is not a student, so they don't pay much attention to it. White smoke and weird laughter came out of the sealed dormitory (Saitama: Hey...), and he was too scared to approach.

Genos even helped Saitama correct the way to tie the tie. Saitama twisted the tie, and when the tie passed Genos' sight for the third time, the other party finally couldn't help but pulled the tie past Saitama's neck. Head, forcibly helped him correct the way the tie was tied.

"You are really obsessive-compulsive." Saitama said.

Genos said with a blank face that if he is really obsessive-compulsive, the first thing he should do is to help Saitama buy a wig.

After eating and drinking enough, it was getting dark, and Genos started to act. He took out a bunch of candles from his bag, which seemed to follow a certain pattern, in the

The candles were neatly distributed on the floor of the dormitory. Saitama lay on his bed and looked down from a height, but he couldn't see anything. Genos can generate flames. After lighting all the candles, he told Saitama to keep quiet , he's about to start recruiting ghosts.

Can this method really recruit ghosts?Saitama is skeptical.

Genos said, ignorant people, step aside.

So Saitama compromised. Watching Genos light the candle, recite the spell, and throw away the talisman, suddenly there was a strong wind and the curtain was lifted

Turning over, the soup that has not been poured out in the hot pot started to boil. I didn't expect it to be really effective. Saitama suddenly became interested and observed further:

"I'm so miserable..." The recruited ghost cried eeriely: "I have never been liked by anyone until my death, and I have spent the first half of my life alone. As a girl, there is nothing more tragic than this , woo woo woo, anyone is welcome, hurry up and fall in love with me..."

"..." Genos' face darkened.This is obviously a wrong move, this kind of ghost really can't even be called a resentful spirit.

So he blew out the candles to drive the ghosts away, and lit...

Saitama jumped off the bed: "I have a better way to summon ghosts, do you want to hear it?"

"What?" Genos asked.

"Put the chopsticks on the egg..."

So Genos picked up the chopsticks and stood on Saitama's head.

Saitama made a black line for a while, and squeezed out a sentence from his throat: "...how dissatisfied are you with my head, what do you mean?"

After some twists and turns, the two finally attracted the evil spirit. They only felt a gust of cold wind rising from their feet, and the cold air was threatening. Suddenly all the candles in the dormitory were automatically lit, and then slowly extinguished one by one, like There is an invisible hand moving...

Really recruited ghosts.

At this time, Saitama found that there was obviously something wrong with Genos beside him, his body was shaking greatly, and the originally indifferent light in his eyes gradually became bloody.

"I'm so miserable..." There was a sharp voice from his mouth, it was definitely not made by a normal boy or could be imitated, but a ghost screaming, strictly speaking, it was like scratching nails The sound of the blackboard.

Although Saitama would like to say why every ghost has to repeat this sentence, but now is not the time to chat, being possessed by a ghost is a very hurtful thing, especially Genos once invited him to eat hot pot , you can't just watch the other party being consumed to death.So Saitama grabbed Genos' shoulder, raised his palm and gave him a solid slap with a "slap".

Genos' eyes didn't change.

So Saitama slapped again.

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