[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Si's eyes remained unchanged.

So Saitama raised his hand, intending to slap him again.

Genos grabbed his arm tightly: "Do you believe it or not, if you hit me again, I'll push your head against the wall?"

"Oh, so you recovered."

"It recovered after the first slap."

"Then why your eyes..."

"After hitting me, do you still want me to thank you kindly?"

"Uh, sorry."

Genos and Saitama looked at each other, and the evil spirit still lingered on Genos: "I'm so miserable..."

"How miserable are you? No hair?" Genos asked calmly.

Saitama choked for a moment, feeling that he was almost choked to death by this sentence, but he was slapped twice, but he didn't expect that this kid would report his flaws.

The evil spirit showed its fierce face and roared: "It's nothing without hair, I don't have breasts—uh, no!"

"Actually, I have been a psychic who can sense ghosts since I was a child, but my parents were very afraid of me. They abandoned me in the park. After being adopted by the head of the orphanage, the head of the orphanage also hated me. , because I can see ghosts, so I was excluded everywhere, I had to commit suicide to end this sad life, but suicide was useless, because I have psychic powers, no matter who is the first to recruit when playing pen fairy it's me!"

"So I can't even die in peace. I have to be recruited and teased by people who play pens from all over the world every day. Why!"

"Now, it's my turn to tease you—"

Saitama clenched his fist and smashed her expressionlessly: "Okay, you can rest completely."

When the evil spirit was crushed, it revealed its original appearance. It was indeed a flat-chested girl with no mouth, no heart, no expression. She looked at Saitama blankly: "I really want to disappear."

"Yeah, just smile at this time." Saitama replied calmly.

The evil ghost disappeared, Saitama looked back at Genos, suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he scratched his head: "Well, that's it, it's over."

Janos looked at him thoughtfully: "Are you also a natural psyker, do you also have a very tragic fate?"

"What's that look on your face?! Sorry, I have neither tragic nor painful memories."

"Really? Don't be brave." Genos said, his eyes softened a bit.

"So, what are you misunderstanding?!"

……

Before dawn, Saitama and Genos left the school together, leaving behind a mess in the dormitory that was not cleaned up, and a new "dorm ghost story" legend.

"By the way, Genos, are we going to be 'Ghostbusters Duo' from now on?"

"Yes, teacher!"

"Suddenly I feel a headache..."

"No problem, teacher!"

END

No.16 short stories

"Janos, besides taking notes, do you have any habits?"

"Teacher... I don't have any other habits..."

"Don't hide, I've already found what you collected."

"All, all?"

"Well, all."

"Then, the straws that the teacher bitten, the chopsticks that were used, the buttons that were broken, the paper that I wrote on, all..."

"Found it, and I've already cleaned it up. After all, you've collected quite a lot."

"..."

"Genos?"

"..."

"Genos?"

"..."

"Ah, it's smoking..."

"Jenos, are you still in a bad mood?"

"No, I'm very sorry for causing trouble to the teacher."

"No, it's not a big deal."

"..."

"Hey, don't be awkward, do you want to see what I have collected?"

"...Teacher also collects?"

"Well, it started after I met you."

"teacher?"

"Look, these photos: first kiss on Genos' face, first time using a cup that Genos used, first time eating with Genos, first meeting Genos while shopping for cabbage Hand, for the first time painted Genos's head on the back of the cock..."

"..."

"Genos?"

"..."

"Okay, okay, actually I lied to you, I don't have a camera to take pictures, I can only draw your head at most."

"..."

"Ah, it's smoking again."

"Teacher, today is an important holiday, I want to surprise the teacher."

"what?"

"boom!"

"Fireworks? Shock me."

"Teacher, are you surprised?"

"It's not so much a surprise, it's more a shock. By the way, it's okay to blow up ribbons from the palm of your hand?"

"Teacher, surprise!"

"Ah, cat?"

"Teacher, I'm very sorry."

"It's nothing, and it's not the first time I was scratched by a cat."

"Teacher, surprise!"

"Is it a scare box this time? - So, there is a surprise surprise, where is the joy?"

"Teacher, surprise!"

"Oh oh oh, premium beef! Big surprise."

"If a superhero encounters the problem of being hunted down by the mobile phone wallpaper, can he survive?."

"The phone wallpaper of the most straight (of) man KING is the little girl in the strategy game, so he should be able to survive easily."

"Tornado's phone wallpaper is her sister, and it should be easy to survive."

"Jenos' cell phone wallpaper is Saitama, so he shouldn't die too far."

"...I always feel that the first two are strength suppression, and the latter is..."

"No, I'll die too."

"Hey? Genos, when did you appear behind the scenes?"

"I will be killed by two teachers."

"Ah, it's raining."

"Teacher, umbrella."

"Oh, sorry, but my hands are full of things, Genos, can you hold an umbrella for me?"

"Extremely honored!"

"...Jenos, you don't have to tilt the umbrella so much, the rain is dripping on my head."

"I'm very sorry, teacher."

"Ah, I bumped into you, are you okay?"

"No problem, teacher."

"Sure enough, it's too much for two people to hold an umbrella side by side... Let's do this."

"teacher?"

"I'll carry Janos on my back."

"……puff!"

"Teacher, pass by the clothing store and buy clothes for the teacher."

"Eh? Don't bother..."

"What happened to the teacher?"

"Janos, your taste is really..."

"I think it should be very suitable for teachers."

"What is it that makes you think that the weird style and the strange painting style are simply not the clothes that human beings should wear?"

"The overwhelming arrogance emanating from it! It shocked me instantly!"

"Oh, it's a horror movie."

"Teacher, do you want to see it?"

"Let's take a look. I haven't seen it for a long time, I miss it a bit."

"Ah...uh...wow..."

"The voice on the TV is really weird."

"..."

"Giant tentacle emerges from the robot's mouth and strangles his lover, it's really..."

"Teacher, do you want to check my mouth with a flashlight?"

"Well, wouldn't it be better to just look at the energy ball?"

"I watched a horror movie today and couldn't fall asleep... By the way, go and harass Genos."

"Wow--"

"What happened to the teacher?"

"It's nothing, I thought the () hand came from your mouth, hahaha, illusion, illusion..."

"By the way, Genos, I was a little embarrassed to be given a gift by you last time. I'm here to ask you this time, what do you want?"

"Teacher!"

"Yes, yes, what do you want me to do?"

"..."

"Have you thought about it?"

"……Feel sorry……"

"I really can't do anything about you, I have..."

"...?"

"Here, these three are 'Shoulder Roll', 'Massage Roll' and 'Princess Hug Roll'. They can only be used once."

"Yes! Thank you teacher!"

"Christmas, trick or treat."

"Is it okay to eat sugar?"

"Candy."

"Well, where's the honey?"

"Candy."

"Jiu—what about now?"

"..."

"It's smoking again."

"Ghost Transformer, please do me a favor."

"Why do you want my help?"

"If you help me, I'll tell you which girl Saitama likes to attack the most."

"What can I do for you? Tell me!"

"Today there is an important game and an important peripheral that are released at the same time. You can choose to help me line up to buy peripherals or line up to buy games."

"Is there a difference?"

"Well, you'd better choose."

"What's around?"

"Star LUCKY girl nude model."

"...What about games?"

"Experience the high energy of 'Darling, I'm by your side' at the beginning of love."

"..."

"Hey, which one to choose?"

"Jenos, it's hard to line up."

"Huh, no hard work."

"Speaking of which, what a mess, I asked you to buy this, didn't you get weird photos taken by fans?"

"It's okay, it's all for the teacher!"

"Jenos, could it be...do you think I like to play this? What kind of image do I have in your heart..."

"Tell me, which character is the teacher's favorite strategy?"

"Oh, it's really worthy of being a reformer of ghosts, I really bought it! —— Saitama likes to attack the glasses girl who is black and straight."

"Jenos, you come back—hey, what kind of hairstyle do you have? Are you still wearing glasses?"

"Teacher, new image!"

"..."

"Jenos, finally changed your hairstyle back?"

"Teacher, I can still keep my glasses!"

"Forget it, actually... I don't like girls with long black glasses, it's just..."

"...?"

"You can't find a girl with blond hair and golden eyes in a serious and refined manner in strategy games, do you understand?!"

"Understood! Teacher, I will buy out the game team and order them to make this one!"

"So, I wonder if Genos