[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Si lowered his arms and ran towards Saitama.

Hey hey?Don't come to me!Go tell that girl, don't leave other people there!

"Teacher!" Genos stood still in front of Saitama, bowed at a standard ninety degrees, and shouted sincerely: "I'm very sorry!"

Why are you apologizing to me?Is it because you secretly got a girlfriend or because I helped you so much?

"I will definitely practice my cooking skills!"

Wait, what does this have to do with cooking?

"Please stop ignoring me!"

When did I ignore you?

"After this escort mission is over, please tell me your taste, teacher!"

This escort mission... escort mission... mission...

Saitama couldn't help but took a step back, as if he had been hit by some kind of shock, he said blankly: "Okay..." In fact, he might not even know what he was talking about, but he was just fooled by himself.

"Thank you very much! The teacher is willing to give me another chance!" Knowing nothing about Saitama's complicated psychology, Genos bowed deeply again.

"It's nothing...it should be..." Saitama subconsciously touched Genos's head, completely losing expression.

Follow up

"My daughter, Karin, is the future heir of the ×× consortium. This year, she is beautiful, youthful and beautiful. She has been held in her palm since she was a child, and she has grown up like a star holding the moon..." This morning, a dark-faced Sitting in the living room of Saitama's house, the uncle gritted his teeth as if holding back the volcanic anger that was about to erupt, and said the above and the following words word by word: "But, because of an escort mission, she actually fell in love with A bodyguard! The devil transforms people, you go to hell!" He miraculously pulled out a bazooka from his arms and pointed it at the wall of Saitama's house: "You little boy who plays with girls! Go to hell!"

"No, listen to my explanation..." Saitama quickly waved his hands: "Jenos..."

At this time, Genos opened the door and came in, and found that someone was aiming at his teacher with a bazooka, so he rushed up and knocked him away, then turned around and asked with concern: "Teacher, are you okay?"

"No, I don't want to deal with this matter anymore..." Saitama turned his head and covered his eyes unbearably.

second short story

Genos held a colorful packing box and pushed open the door. Saitama held the manga and watched him carefully.

"Teacher," Genos sat down respectfully, and put the box on the table in front of him: "That girl gave me chocolates."

"She hasn't given up yet..." Saitama raised his head and looked at the ceiling feebly. Because of a misunderstanding, he actually cultivated himself a rival in love. Is there anything worse than this?

Genos didn't know what to say because Saitama-sensei looked very unhappy.

"Maybe she wants to sleep with you..." Saitama said a little harshly.

I thought I would see Genos blushing, but the other party was calm: "Is this what 'communication' does?"

"Huh?" Saitama looked at him suspiciously.

"That girl told me 'like'." Genos stared at the chocolate box: "Does she like my face? Or... I don't quite understand this kind of feeling, and then what? If you start to 'love', what should you do?" What to do? If I also 'like' someone, do I do the same?..."

Saitama became angrier as he heard it, and slammed the book down on the table: "Don't ask me this kind of question!"

"Oh." Genos glanced at her, and said calmly, rather than 'telling', it was better to 'define': "The teacher has never received chocolate."

"I'm really sorry that I don't have such high-end troubles!" Saitama roared angrily, "And I don't like chocolate!"

don't like chocolate...

Genos sat in front of the computer and searched earnestly, then he turned his head and said to Saitama: "Teacher, I understand, please allow me to go out for a while."

"Leave if you want." Saitama waved his hand weakly.

flower shop.

"Welcome, hey? Guest, you look familiar." The little flower shop girl came up to greet her warmly.

"I'm sorry." Genos asked solemnly: "Is there any flower here that a 25-year-old, bald-headed, strongest teacher in the world would like?"

"Guest..." The little girl in the florist said with black lines on her face, "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean."

Genos raised his head and thought for a while: "It's the flower that the teacher would like."

"... Excuse me, your purpose is...? Is it to express gratitude to the teacher?" The little flower shop girl was still puzzled.

"No, the purpose is to sleep." Genos said righteously.

"puff--!!!"

Genos was holding a bouquet of flowers, and was sent out by the little girl who seemed to have been tortured to the point of collapse, thinking to himself: Is this all right?

"I'm back." Genos appeared in front of Teacher Saitama with a large bouquet of flowers.

"Oh... what is this?" Saitama stared at the bouquet in shock: No way, is this Genos' return gift to that girl?I made this pair myself, should I be proud? !

"Teacher." Genos sat down, held the bouquet of flowers that caught Saitama's eyes in his arms, and continued: "I checked the information, and it said on the Internet that expressing feelings to the person you like uses chocolate or flowers or other things. Things, you can date and sleep with the other party's permission—”

Saitama stared at him: "So?"

Genos stood up, straightened his sleeveless shirt, then knelt down on one knee, held the flowers in front of Saitama, and said seriously: "Teacher, please accept it!"

Saitama continued to stare at him.

"Teacher?" Genos tilted his head and said in frustration, "Is it still not possible?"

"Huh..." Saitama's face turned red instantly, he slowly took the bouquet from Genos' hand, and stammered, "Well, thank you, thank you."

"So can we go to sleep?"

"puff--!!"

Saitama suffered a severe psychological blow, one hit kills him, and he can't get up again.

"Teacher?" Genos still maintained the posture of kneeling on one knee, looking at Saitama suspiciously. Teacher Saitama was lying on the table, his eyes emptied as if his soul had flown away.

So Genos called again: "Teacher?"

"Stupid!" Saitama came back to life, jumped up and pointed at him: "Do you know what you are talking about? This is..."

A bunch of words stuck in his throat, and a small voice said in Saitama's heart: "What, isn't this what you want? Don't you seize the opportunity?"

"I know." Genos said firmly: "I like someone who wants to send flowers and sleep together, teacher, I like you."

"Which evil guy on the Internet taught you such an outrageous mistake?" Saitama covered his face and knelt down: "It is already true love to confess to the other party without slapping you..."

Genos froze for a moment, showing an innocent smile: "The teacher didn't hit me."

"You won..." Saitama raised his hand in surrender, and felt that the next words were getting harder and harder to say: "Then, together..." The last word was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say it.

"The next step is to sleep together." Genos opened the notebook and quickly wrote out line after line: "Or wait until night?"

"Wait...at night." Saitama continued to hide his face, why did Genos say these words so calmly, wouldn't he blush?Really not? !

"Thank you teacher, I will prepare well!" Genos jumped up, grabbed his wallet and rushed out like the wind.

"Wait—" Saitama, who had no time to stop him, watched Genos rush out the door, and the opponent didn't even fight Sonic so fast.Although it was too late, Saitama still shouted: "What are you going to prepare, hello!"

Sleeping () with Genos...

Just thinking of this sentence is enough to make Saitama's heart beat for a while. Although the other party is just a reformer, it still makes him feel very attractive. Saitama imagined pressing Genos under him and sticking his fingers into his mouth Tongue playing, or kissing every part carefully, or...

Your face is so red!Don't be so simple and hard!Otherwise, what should I do when I have a real shot with Genos at night?Bleeding to death?

Restraint Restraint Restraint...

Saitama recited these three words silently, and gradually calmed down.But immediately he thought again, what is Genos planning to prepare?Is it a prop?No way?But given his style of looking up information on the Internet, maybe it really is... After all, those hentais on the Internet dare to say anything and write anything.

Saitama can't help imagining Genos lying on his bed with cat ears and a nude () apron according to the teachings on the Internet, calling him "teacher". Unwrap it slowly, like unwrapping a present, and tease each other while unwrapping, until Janos, who can no longer wait, looks at him longingly...

Damn it, stop it!If it goes on like this, we won't be able to wait until night!Saitama hugged his head, don't waste energy on boring imaginations!

Having said that, I am so easily agitated, what should I do if it becomes too intense?Maybe it will scare Genos away, after all, the usual gentle teacher shows a wolf-like face, this is simply a horror story!Is it going to cast a shadow on Genos, no, the first time of both of them?For the second and third time, you must be calm when the time comes...Huh?Is he still looking forward to the second and third time?so terrible!

But, calm down and think about it, Genos is a reformer, will the reformer feel it?