[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

?Saitama's thoughts drifted involuntarily to other places. Although Genos said so on his own initiative, he also said that he "doesn't understand this kind of feeling", so what happened now is what Genos wanted?Or because he saw through Saitama's intentions...

What are you struggling with!Saitama scratched his bald head heavily: Genos himself contributed to this situation, didn't he?Let him bear the consequences, anyway... Saitama buried his head in the comic book, and he was looking forward to it, so what?

Genos is back.When Saitama heard the sound of him opening the door, he quickly took the book and flipped through it absent-mindedly. Although he didn't care on the surface, he was so excited to death in his heart, I'm sorry!

Genos walked in, still in his everyday clothes, with a large bag in each hand.

"Hey, is that much? Are you trying to encourage me to [beep——] excessive rhythm?" Saitama swallowed nervously, but still didn't forget to make a joke first.However, it was much more than expected, what exactly did I buy to buy two big bags?Did Genos buy all the goods in a [beep——] love props shop? ——

"Teacher! I just passed by a store and found that there was a temporary event inside!" Genos said happily, opening the bag to reveal a pile of vegetables and meat.

"Oh……"

"Why does the teacher look so disappointed, what's wrong?" Genos asked while tidying up his things.

"It's okay..." My filthy lord...

"Teacher, can I have a candlelight dinner tonight?" Janos took out a candle from another bag.

"What is that...?" Saitama, who was hit again, turned to look at him with tears in his eyes.

"It says on the Internet..." Genos tried to explain.

"No need!" Never trust the Internet again!

"Oh." Genos casually threw the candle into the cabinet: "Then, use it when the power goes out next time."

It doesn't matter, Saitama, and at night, it doesn't need to be so intense for the first time, it's just normal, it can't be the first time two people sit together to study how to use props, right?It's so tragic just thinking about it.

Having said that, Genos should have not forgotten the agreement about the evening, right?

While eating dinner, Saitama thought nervously: I probably won’t forget, but what if I forgot?Do I have to remind him?Damn it, how should I be reminded?Genos, tell me you haven't forgotten the night's promise, please say something!

"Speaking of..." Genos said with a tacit understanding: "Teacher, I dried the quilt today."

Saitama's face flushed red: "Well, well, is it?"

"I'm looking forward to the night." Genos seemed to be talking to himself.

Another critical attack on Saitama!Speaking of which, why was he led away by this brat?Isn't the initiative in his hands?Holding his breath, Saitama dropped the bowl and said viciously, "I'm full."

"Huh? But, the teacher eats less than usual?"

"It doesn't matter this kind of thing, go to bed!" Saitama said with a straight face and a strong momentum.

"Teacher, don't you take a shower first?" Genos asked seriously.

……

After a series of activities like this, the two lay side by side in a bed.Saitama felt his heart was about to jump out, his eyes widened, and he grasped the edge of the quilt tightly, what should be the first step?Want to push through?By the way, at least touch first...

"Good night, teacher." Genos turned his head and said seriously to Saitama, then he turned off the light.

Turned off the lights.

closed...

light.

"Bastard, after preparing so much, it turns out that it's really just 'sleep'!" Saitama cried out in pain from the bottom of his heart: "It's really just a literal 'sleep'!!"

... Ask the teacher's psychological shadow area at this moment.

Follow up

I slept with my teacher.Genos closed his eyes contentedly, so happy.

The reformed person has lost the right to "dream", but lying next to Saitama teacher, Genos feels very happy from the bottom of his heart.

It was great to meet the teacher.

Looking at Genos' face in the dark, Saitama sighed helplessly, feeling like a dream today, if the other party was not Genos, he would definitely feel that he was being tricked, but because it was Genos Si, can only produce the idea of ​​"no way" without protest.

"Then, good night." Saitama said softly, lifted the bangs on Genos' forehead, and gently dropped a kiss on the smooth skin.

"But don't do this again next time!..." After all, there is still resentment.

third short story

"Mr. Saitama, I'm very sorry!"

It was obviously a peaceful morning, but looking at the student sitting across from him, kneeling respectfully and pleading guilty, Saitama, who was holding a comic book, felt a bit of a headache: "No, it doesn't need to be like this... But, what is it? What's the matter? Did you break the plate?"

"No." Genos straightened up and said nervously, "Because of my stupidity, I'm very sorry, I have already been taught a lesson by the doctor, and I also know that sleeping is not a literal meaning, please don't be angry, teacher... ..."

"Stop, stop!" Saitama waved his hands again and again, he had no choice but to deal with this stubborn disciple: "Do you have to tell the doctor about this kind of thing?! No, I don't care, the important thing is, don't be too nervous... ..." Although the one who was "played" seemed to be himself, Saitama still comforted Genos: "I'm not angry."

"Yes." Genos' originally depressed expression instantly cheered up, showing a cheerful expression like a puppy, as if there was a tail wagging behind him: "The teacher is always so tolerant, in fact, I have already surfed the Internet. I checked it, and found out the exact analysis about sleep through comparison! I hope the teacher can still agree to this merciless request!"

Come again!Saitama heheed expressionlessly in his heart, how much he was looking forward to "sleeping together!" last time, but it turned out to be "sleeping together." Although it was just a difference in punctuation, what actually happened was a hundred thousand different from what he imagined Eight thousand miles.What's even more exasperating is that, facing Genos's words this time, even though Saitama has already suffered a blow, he still has faint expectations.

In the final analysis, people really are the ones who can't learn to improve.Ah, the more I think about it, the more irritable it becomes.

"Teacher!" Genos interrupted Saitama's chaotic thoughts, his inorganic eyes flashed with uneasiness: "Teacher, are you disappointed in me?"

Forget it, if you are tricked, you will be tricked, anyway, Genos didn't do it on purpose, those unreliable guys on the Internet are the worst evil.Saitama shook his head and said listlessly: "That's nothing, tell me, what do you want me to promise?"

The bangs on his forehead drooped like a small shadow covering Genos' eyes. Genos was silent for a while, as if he was brewing his emotions. After a while, he suddenly tore off the cloth covering his chest , yelling seriously at Saitama: "Ana Laika?"

"puff--!"

……

The doctor has been very troubled recently.

The doctor is responsible for modifying Genos's body, researching more perfect materials, and more perfect designs. In a way, his mind and action are what Genos relies on to become stronger, but recently, with Jay The title of "Mr. Saitama" in North's mouth appeared more and more. While the doctor was happy, he felt more and more uneasy.

If you insist on describing this kind of anxiety, it is like a father who anxiously picks up his daughter on the first day of school, worrying about whether her daughter will be bullied at school, but her daughter is full of words about how conspicuous the boy next door is, although it is very uncomfortable to find that her daughter has not been bullied. I am happy, but at the same time, I also have instinctive anxiety. Finally, when the summer vacation comes, my daughter really has a relationship with the boy next door-this is how the father felt when he found out about it!

Sure enough, one day, while replacing parts for Genos, what the doctor was most worried about happened:

"Doctor." Genos asked calmly, "How can I sleep with someone I like?"

"puff--!!!"

The doctor, who only woke up after a long time after being hit hard, clenched his fists and shouted excitedly: "Who taught you? Genos!"

"Nobody taught it," Genos said, "I figured it out myself."

It's impossible!A child like an angel would not come up with such dirty words as "sleeping together", it must be instigated by the person who seduced him! — This is a natural thought that any parent will have at this moment.

Of course, the doctor is no exception: "Impossible, someone must have taught you. Let me ask you, who are you going to talk to... Who made you think this way?"

"Network," Genos replied.

What, it turned out to be the natural awakening of a 19-year-old boy.The doctor breathed a sigh of relief, but it turned out that his relief was too early:

"So doctor, if I don't have a [beep——], how do I put [beep——] into [beep——] when [beep——] and [beep——], how do [beep——] , how can I make the one I like feel happy? Also, if I don’t have [beep——], then accommodate [beep——]…”

"That's enough, Genos! Where did you learn these idioms?!" Facing Genos, who was serious and serious like a scientific discussion, the doctor frowned.

Facing the doctor's furious reaction, Genos stated unmoved: "Doctor, I've thought about it, and I want you to help me design a [beep——] and a place that can accommodate me when I sleep together." The [beep——] and the [beep——] that can be shot ()..."

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