[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

, Speaking of the opposite sex, my only concept is the strategy game. "

"Please explain in detail."

"A girl from the sky, suddenly appeared next to the male lead, telling the male lead that it's time to save the world, or something."

"Heavenly?"

"Ah, I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously. That is to say, look, Miss Tsundere Ponytail, fighting maid robot and so on..."

"..." Genos looked gloomy.

"Hahaha, I'm joking." King's face was covered with sweat.

Heaven?That's right, every time the teacher mentioned "the opposite sex", he would always focus on himself, but he was obviously not in the scope of the opposite sex, or did the teacher think that the gender of the reformed person was not obvious?Or the battle maid robot——

"Teacher, do you have such expectations for me?" Genos turned his head, thinking seriously: "I always feel that it is more difficult than becoming the top three heroes in the S class."

"..." It seems that Genos is thinking about something terrible, will I be silenced?Super-intuitive·king·under great pressure.

……

"I'm back." Saitama opened the door.

"Welcome back." Genos, who was wearing a lace maid outfit and lace on his head, knelt upright and sat in the porch: "Teacher, do you want to eat first or take a bath first?"

Saitama froze at the door: Genos, are you starting to recover?There was really no sign.

Janos' eyes flashed: Teacher, you look very happy, and you guessed right this time.

Both of them felt inexplicably relieved: Great, it really was worth it to spend such a long time doing such a disgusting thing.

Then, the two of them thought at the same time: But it's really disgusting, I'm sorry, Genos (teacher), even for you (teacher), I don't want to continue doing it.

……

"Jenos, now that you have decided to restore your gender, are you moving out?"

I don't know why, but I feel a little sad.

"Teacher, are you going to drive me away? Is there something wrong... Could it be... Ah... That's it! I'm sorry, Teacher, I understand, I will continue to wear the maid outfit as a training suit, please let me continue to live !"

"What's that expression on your face? Wait, did you misunderstand something?"

"Teacher, I'm very sorry, I'm also from the Heavenly Department, so I can only reluctantly accept the maid outfit, the rest is..."

"Some don't understand, are we talking about the same thing?"

"Although I don't understand the teacher's otaku soul, I will try my best to cooperate!"

"Cooperate with what, wait, say it again?"

It will probably take a long time for the two of them to sort out this misunderstanding.

……

"Ah, this high-energy communication machine that can be connected to any electrical appliance on the earth as a communication item at any time has finally been repaired." The doctor patted the machine in the laboratory with satisfaction: "Accidentally connected to Janos' teacher, and opened it by the way. a joke."

"Since it's Genos' teacher who is casual about everything, he shouldn't take it seriously, it's such a nonsense thing about gender cognitive impairment." (laughs)

END

No.30 Two Short Stories

Saitama, carrying the specials bought from the supermarket, walked slowly through the deserted streets, and suddenly saw Black Genos.

He stopped, blinked his eyes, and made sure that he was not mistaken, the black-haired boy who was sitting on a broken wall with one leg propped up and his hands on his knees, looking bored, seemed to be Genos Black indeed. .

Last month, Genos fell into the mirror world, and then Saitama rushed to find him, where Genos Black was dead, and Saitama Black was on the verge of madness, although a series of very dangerous incidents happened, But in the end they still managed to trouble Black Saitama and came back successfully.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Saitama went up and greeted Genos Black: "Another Genos?"

Black Genos lowered his head, his eyes were sharp for a moment, showing a vigilant expression as if the fur of a wild beast had exploded: "Saitama?"

"No, not that." Saitama waved his hand and pulled his cloak: "Look, my cloak is white."

"..." Black Genos looked at him, but did not completely relax: "What kind of strange game is it?"

"No, it's really just ordinary... You came to the wrong world." Saitama said, "This is the opposite of your world. I'm a hero here."

"Hero..." Black Genos repeated these two words, as if savoring the meaning: "A person who cooperates with weirdos and then betrays human beings?"

"How is it possible!" Saitama said, "It's my interest to eliminate weirdos and save mankind."

"So your interest is not S|M?"

"Who are you talking about!"

"So this is the mirror world." Jenos Black was thoughtful, the black bangs on his forehead being blown by the wind.

"However, I thought you had to fight with me so that we could talk fluently." Saitama said with a smile.

Hei Genos glanced at him leisurely: "If you don't fight with you, you are not Saitama."

"By the way, having said that, aren't you already dead?" Saitama suddenly thought of this question: "Why did you appear here?"

It was because of the death of Genos Hei that Black Saitama took Genos away. Although he didn't seem to do anything, but after returning for a while, Genos showed a strange expression when he saw Saitama. It seems that Saitama Black Not really doing nothing.

Fortunately, this problem was temporarily resolved in the following time, but Saitama still felt weird when he thought of the ending of the two people in the mirror world.

"Could you be another clone made by Black Saitama?" Saitama said suspiciously.

Jenos Black was so annoyed by him, he gritted his teeth and showed a fierce expression: "Did that guy copy a lot of 'me'? That bastard Saitama."

"Although he has done a lot, he also feels that he cannot replace you."

"Listening to his nonsense, it must be a very enjoyable one night!"

"Hey..." Saitama scratched his cheeks: "Do we have to go around this topic? I am seriously thinking about whether you are a threat to the world."

Genos Hei glanced at him, showing a strange expression: "What, you and me here, it's not like you haven't done anything, right?"

"..." Saitama pretended to be calm and stared at him, and quickly lost the battle: "Yes, so what? I didn't say that you have become lovers, we also want to...don't look like that, my family Students are much more obedient than you!"

"Then..." Genos Black got up, jumped off the broken wall, and landed firmly in front of Saitama. He licked his lips and showed a smirk: "Do you want me to teach you to open the door for adults?"

"Wait, what does it mean to open the adult door? You are younger than me, right? You are only 19 years old, right? I..." Saitama was incoherent, and Genos Black raised his hand to cover his face, and then he was about to get close past.Saitama immediately put his hands on his face and pushed him away: "Give me... calm down."

"What's the relationship?" Genos Hei stuck out his tongue and licked his palm: "Don't look at the relationship between me and Saitama, but I know all the sensitive |sensitivity|spots of his body."

"I know your sister!" Saitama withdrew his hand like lightning, and said angrily, "It's better to go back and live with him if you are entangled with me. If the two of you and other rebels join forces, the world may have been changed long ago. gone."

Black Genos lowered his head, and when Saitama thought he was reflecting, he whispered: "...Once I see Saitama, I don't have time to think about anything else."

"what?"

"I want him, I want to kill him, I want him to only look at me." The deep voice was mixed with uncontrollable trembling.

"Are you a pervert too? So it's not just me over there who has the problem?" Saitama showed a headache expression: "It really can't be slapped."

"Speaking of which..." Genos Black touched Saitama's chest and arms curiously, like a child trying to figure out a toy: "Your body is different from his. You have no wounds on your body. You don't have a knife Injury, no burn, hey...then where should I lick it?"

"I haven't been injured since I became strong." Saitama said, grabbing Black Genos's hand that was messing around: "Who cares where you lick it, go back quickly."

"Don't you like getting hurt? How did your Genos do it?" Black Genos looked at him and asked casually.

"He didn't do anything, I just couldn't get hurt. Besides, hurt on purpose or something, do I look like a masochist?" Saitama frowned.

Hei Genos buried his head on his shoulder, still hugging him tightly: "That's great."

"...Can you let go? It feels so strange." Saitama raised his hand and looked at the sky, and said weakly.

"No, my interest is to collect all the Saitama." Genos Black made a coquettish and playful voice that Genos would not make.

"Since it's an interest, there's nothing you can do about it—it's no wonder! It's enough to be optimistic about your own."

Silence, long silence, so long that Saitama thought that Genos Hei was asleep, and the other party suddenly said: "...is he dead?"

"I don't know." Saitama said, he didn't lie, when Genos blew up the warehouse full of replicas, the two managed to escape while taking advantage of the chaos and thick smoke, leaving black Saitama alone to clean up the mess, But I think there are enough debts between Black Saitama and the League of Legends, so it shouldn't be so bad.

"If you want to know, go back and see for yourself." Saitama said.

"How is it possible to go back." Genos Black said; "I'm already dead."

"Then are you a ghost now?"

"just