[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Before giving my life, I just wanted to come to the mirror world to see it for myself. Although the time point was wrong, I should be at the time before you went to the mirror, but it turned out to be after... time is not controlled by human beings. "

"Now that you know the ending, don't do such a thing at all." Saitama said: "To be honest, black Saitama and I kill each other and no one can please anyone, and I don't like it either. Just go back and tell the League of Legends that you quit. , Let them go away. You owe them so much debt, so it’s not a bad time to talk about it this time.”

Black Genos laughed lowly, and hugged Saitama tightly: "No, the League of Legends is very troublesome. If you run away, you will be chased back. If you don't agree with them, they will keep annoying them like flies."

"If you can't run away, go to Black Saitama and tell him that you are in trouble and feel very annoying. Then leave these accidents to him to solve." Saitama said: "Take what you did to me to deal with him, Maybe he would dismantle League of Legends as soon as he got excited."

"If you get excited, you might kill me! That guy only cares about himself."

"You're not a child anymore."

"Hey, you are so gentle, can I really not have sex with you?"

"Are both of you, master and apprentice, thinking from the lower body?! No wonder Genos looked at me so strangely those few days. Is it all because of Black Saitama? Did Black Saitama say something in front of him? Damn, there is no face at all now I'm going to see Genos!" Saitama yelled, holding his head.

"It doesn't matter, I will also say these things in front of you, and you will be even when you see each other's different sides." Hei Genos laughed fiercely, but his voice was really coquettish: " You can do anything to me, Sai~tama~ old~teacher~"

"It's enough." Saitama gritted his teeth and looked at him: "You lost your life for no reason, don't you regret it?"

"Don't pity me." Genos said with a smile.

"Nobody sympathizes with you."

"Huh? Really? I thought you'd find us annoying."

Saitama looked at Genos Black: "I never sympathized with you, you asked for it. Genos and I are both people with firm goals, so we live together and fight together. It's different from you half-assed .You don't even have the purpose of survival. It's easier than us to give up your life."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a strong enemy, the important thing is to know what you want."

"Anyway, Black Saitama can't beat me, you can figure it out yourself."

Black Genos stared blankly at Saitama's serious expression, and suddenly murmured, "It's different when it's fierce."

"Instead of looking for that person's shadow on me, why not just go back!"

"I can't go back." Genos Black's expression became indifferent: "No matter which world is the same, the last thing you can't joke about is death. At a certain stage in the future, I am already dead, and this cannot be changed. Yes. Time doesn’t go back, that’s why I’m here.”

He lowered his head, and Mr. Saitama, who was completely different from Black Saitama, put his hands on his head and rubbed his black hair: "I didn't scold you, why are you crying?"

"I didn't cry." Genos Black said, "I just felt so stupid. I didn't realize how stupid I was until I died."

"So, use this trick to deal with another me..."

"No, the most annoying thing is to surrender to Saitama." Genos Hei said: "He will definitely be disgusted by him, and then he will be abandoned. He is such a person. He only looks for strong people."

"Who knows?" Saitama put his hands on Genos Black's face, then held up the face that was exactly the same as Genos, and looked at it.

"What are you doing?" The eyes filled with cleaning fluid were still fierce, and the evil spirit went too far.In this world, I am afraid that Black Genos will be suspected of being a bad guy every day, or a crazy executioner with a dozen corpses hidden in the house.

"Enn." Saitama nodded: "It looks like you are really the same as Black Saitama."

"What do you mean?"

"They're all fools."

"Don't think I won't kill you!"

Genos Black's body gradually became thinner, and he also noticed this: "I'm leaving."

"Huh? So fast?"

"What else do you want? Invite me to your house for dinner and let me see you make out with another me?"

"It's called teaching you the right way to get along."

"...Who wants to get along with that guy every day, it's disgusting!"

"What stupid things are you talking about? You are surprised that you have done such an intimate thing."

"..."

"Since time cannot be turned back, if you unfortunately stop at the wrong time when you go back, quickly run to Kuro Saitama, tell him that you are in trouble and don't want to take care of it, and let him solve it."

"I……"

"Since he makes you so upset, you should let him suffer. This is also a way of revenge."

"……But……"

"If it were me, I wouldn't ignore you. Who made me a teacher? Isn't it normal for students who cause trouble to go to the teacher?"

"……he does not……"

"Compared to stabbing him, it's better to move the way I dealt with me. Maybe he will become normal after being frightened."

"...I let you say everything!" Genos Black yelled angrily, and then touched Saitama's lips heavily, and the next second, he disappeared into the air.

"You wayward brat." Saitama touched his lips, and a voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Teacher?"

Ah, not good!

Saitama turned his head abruptly, and Genos was looking at him dully: "Just now that was... the black-haired... me?"

"Ah, ah, listen to my explanation..." Saitama waved his hand: "He doesn't know why he appeared here, I will help me by the way, no, I will teach Black Saitama a lesson by the way."

"Help Black Saitama... a lesson?" Genos' expression became even weirder.

"Don't get it wrong, it's really just an ordinary lesson. Ordinary!"

"Use your mouth?"

"Yes...ah, no, no, it's in words. It was an accident just now. An accident!"

Genos looked at him, sighed, walked over and picked up the shopping bag that fell on the floor: "Teacher, you're home."

"Uh, is the misunderstanding resolved?" Saitama blushed.

No, not lifted.

This is something that Saitama was only sure of when he ate his first mouthful of vegetable rice this evening: the misunderstanding of this terrible taste has never been resolved.

"Jenos... don't you think there's... a little too much salt?" More than a little, it's so salty!

"disinfect."

END

No.30 Three Short Stories

"I'm almost at my limit." King held a small teacup in his thick hands, and the expression on his face didn't match his fierce appearance. despair.

"..." Why should I stand here and listen to your complaints?Fubuki thought.

"Originally, this matter should be buried in my heart, but because I really have no one to confide in, I am going crazy."

"Go to the forum and post a complaint." Fuxue said casually.

King hugged his head: "It's hard for people watching the show through the screen to understand my distress, Fubuki, you can be said to be the person who knows them the most besides me, you can understand."

them?

"It can't be that pair of master and apprentice, right?" Fuxue's facial expression twisted weirdly, it was an expression of "I don't want my sister to see it even if I die", one can imagine how twisted it is: "Seriously, I don't really want to hear it."

"Listen to me, not long ago, I didn't know what happened, and found that I had superpowers, and I could hear what other people were thinking." King, regardless of whether Chuuxue wanted to listen, all he could do was to express the distress that had been buried in his heart for many days. It poured out: "At the beginning, I admitted that I was really happy. For example, I could listen to game guides, eavesdrop on the ideas for the follow-up of comics in the minds of cartoonists who have been procrastinating for many years, and listen to what cards the other party has in their hands... "

"Are you doing these things with superpowers?" Fuxue shouted.

Should it be said that it is a king?If my sister finds out that superpowers are being used for these things, I'm afraid the world will be in chaos.

"From then on, everything was fine. Until I met Saitama and Genos." King took a deep breath, and let out a sigh of emotion from the heart: "Too—annoying— ———!”

1.

To be honest, King has no dissatisfaction with his abilities.After all, as a nerd, the benefits that can be brought by mind reading ability are far more than what he told Fuuxue.

For example, when you go to the street, you can listen to what the people around you are thinking, and encounter special gossip big news, which is also a piece of entertainment.

After going out with Saitama once, the fun is over.

King's brain was maxed out like a screen by Janos, who was following far behind him, and his mind was full of "teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher" for three days. The most brainwashing BGM, no amount of Divine Comedy can be played.

"King, what's wrong with you?" Saitama didn't know what King was worrying about. The carefree Saitama turned around, and the innocent expression made King's teeth itch.

"I was wondering what Genos was doing." King said deeply, feeling a chill down his back.

Could it be?

Sure enough, Janos's voice filled with countless resentments kept coming from his mind: "You still dare to mention me after taking away the teacher." "How dare you mention me after taking the teacher away?" How dare you mention me when you snatched me away." "How dare you mention me when you snatched the teacher away."