[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Mistake. Genos corrected Saitama's words solemnly: "They want to use the teacher's body for research... They can't let them get away with it like this, it's time for us to fight over it!" "

Saitama showed a corresponding serious expression, but unfortunately the voice next to his ear really ruined the atmosphere:

"Xiaojie, the screen is dirty, let me lick it."

"Let the teacher come!"

"Oh, the teacher is so serious, the teacher is handsome!"

"Serious teacher, let me lick!"

"Typing with both hands to show innocence!"

……

"Tomorrow there will be a big sale in the supermarket..." Saitama said weakly, and the voice in his ear was even louder:

"Handsome for three seconds!"

"The teacher is really handsome for only three seconds!"

"Xiaojie, why don't you think about it? Let's go with my sister!"

"Heavenly Mary Sue!"

……

Really too noisy.

Saitama and Genos discussed this issue seriously, but Genos couldn't hear what he said at all, not only Genos, but also others, so Saitama had to bear the unbearable weight of hearing alone , but also being led to become more and more distorted by the voices beside my ears——

"Oh, the speed of sound..."

"Sonic, sweet lick!"

"The egg () egg is broken."

"Sacrificing Egg () Egg in exchange for the position of heroine, Sonic said that the life of Sajia is worth it!"

"Don't worry, the heroine of QWQ is obviously Xiaojie."

"The teacher's harem..."

"Teacher's back attack..."

"What are you talking about, Sensei is clearly attacking! Harem attack, Saitama-sensei!"

"Xiaojie: Hmph, teacher is also what you can call me?"

"Mr. Saitama: Huh, Xiaojie is also what you can call him?"

……

"I didn't become a hero for you, I did it for my interest!" When Saitama yelled at those people, the voice in his ears also exploded:

"The teacher said well!"

"The teacher is handsome, handsome!"

"Support the teacher, those people hate it!"

"Teacher, you are the most popular, number one in the world!"

……

Of course, these serious voices of support did not last long. With the arrival of Genos, the content of the voice changed again, and it became laughing and joking:

"Master's wife is here to take the teacher home!"

"Jenos, is this a confession? Hong Guoguo's confession!"

"19 years old, tsk tsk, confession of first love, tsk tsk, teacher, you are a sinful man!"

"Sweet, Meow's official forced Tong to die, Tong had to die."

"My maiden heart, my maiden heart!"

"The teacher is awkward hahahaha..."

……

Saitama had to cover his ears, although Genos's words made him feel a little happy, but thinking of the words shown, his ears

The voice on the side is estimated to be more exaggerated, so let's forget it.

In the following days, the voices were out of control:

"Oh, the prisoner transforms!"

"Angel wings! Shit, are you kidding me?"

"What should I do, I'm going to be screwed, I suddenly feel a little nauseous and cute."

"I didn't bend when I saw Xiaojie and Sony, but now I watch a human () transform into a demon, you tell me you bend, you are really gay!"

"The real gay is right..."

……

Saitama sighed for a long time and drooped his shoulders weakly. It has been such a long time, these voices not only do not know how to restrain themselves, but intensified. Although he has given up the meaningless act of searching for the root cause, it is still a Very nerve-wracking obsession.

Until one day, Genos suddenly said to him seriously: "Teacher, through the doctor's research, I already know where these voices come from, and I also know how to solve them."

"Really?" Saitama's eyes widened and he said excitedly, "How should I do it?"

Genos hesitated for a moment: "Although I don't know if what the doctor said is right, I was actually surprised when the doctor said these things suddenly, and this kind of behavior is a serious offense to the teacher, but these voices are actually It is also a serious offense to the life of the teacher, and the behavior of offending the teacher to solve the person who offends the teacher makes me feel..."

"Shrink it down to less than twenty characters!"

"The teacher needs to find out the weaknesses of the hosts of these voices, so as to eliminate them!"

...the weakness of the hosts of these voices?

Saitama tilted his head, recalling what these voices chattered in the past, nothing more than how handsome he is, how handsome Xiaojie is, how cute Sonic is, how sexy the prisoner is, how sexy There seems to be something wrong...)...but the weakness of these voices?

Just as he was thinking hard, Genos took out the vacuum cleaner and started cleaning the room, and a loud bang sounded in his ears

Come:

"Xiaojie, what a man!"

"Be good, be good, get married soon, teacher!"

"Xiaojie is so good, lick, lick, lick!"

"Xiaojie washed and ironed the teacher's clothes last time..."

"Xiaojie looks like the hostess of the teacher's house every time he sits, Xiaojie prprprpr..."

"Teacher, don't be in a daze, open your eyes first!"

"Affectionately call out to the teacher!"

……

Saitama suddenly showed a smirk, he stood up, walked in front of Genos, and said seriously: "Ganos, I seem to know the weakness of these voices."

"As expected of a teacher!" Genos' eyes lit up instantly, and he stared at Saitama with admiration, "I thought of it so quickly, indeed the teacher is the best! Do you need my help?"

"Oh, of course, you are the most important link." Saitama said maliciously, while leaning closer to Genos, and kissed him on the cheek.

The voice in my ear went crazy: "Ahhhh—what's going on!"

"Okay, okay...Suddenly...Wait, am I dreaming?"

"Quick, is there any kind viewer who strangles himself and tells us, does it hurt? Are we dreaming?"

"I can't do it, I can't live! There is too much blood loss, too much, I need first aid!"

"112? I've already called the ambulance!"

……

Genos stared blankly at Saitama, his face was full of puzzlement and...a little bit of happiness.

"Teacher..." He shouted a little embarrassedly.

"Isn't that strong enough?" Saitama smiled gently at Genos, then leaned over and kissed his lips.

Then there were countless explosions in Saitama's ears, and the whole world was completely clean.

Saitama successfully discovered the weakness of these voices and used this to eliminate them. Teacher Saitama is of course invincible, whether facing strange people or strange voices.

Of course, at the same time, the white smoke that almost exploded was also his reformed disciple, but regarding this point, Saitama will hold Genos to find the doctor to solve it together.

fifth short story

One day, Saitama opened his eyes and found that something was wrong with his world.

"The Holy Grail War has begun!" A voice rang in his ear: "Welcome to the Holy Grail War virtual game, would you like some help?"

"what?"

As we all know, the Holy Grail War is fierce, and the magicians involved in the war often have to face unimaginable torture such as calculation, betrayal, division, pain and so on.

But for Saitama, the Holy Grail War is boring.

"I don't know if there is still a discount in the supermarket in the virtual game."

Heroic spirits are summoned...

As soon as he went out, a person who called himself Sonic Sonic came out and challenged Saitama: "Hahaha, I want to kill you before you summon S□□ENT!"

Saitama just looked at him innocently, and then dodged left and right in the opponent's attack, because there was no reason to retaliate, Saitama didn't intend to do anything to him.

At this moment, Saitama found a complex imprint-like pattern appeared on the back of his hand, and at the same time, the magic circle on the ground also responded.

"How could this happen?!" Sonic hugged his head and shouted, "This magic circle was obviously drawn for myself!"

"Well...it's pretty good, save me from drawing another one." Saitama said.

The Heroic Spirit is Berserker...

"Hahahaha, he is indeed a second-rate magician!" Sonic laughed with his hands on his hips, "Berserkers are irrational guys, and they will be killed very quickly in the Holy Grail War!"

"Roar!" Surrounded by black smoke, the figure inside couldn't see clearly and roared to attack Sonic. It was really irrational.Sonic pressed the knife, showing an "innocent smile", ready to fight.

Seeing that the two are about to have a fierce fight——

"Crack!" Saitama slammed Berserker into the air: "Don't mess around in front of other people's houses, you idiot!"

Berserker is a golden retriever...

The black smoke on Berserker's body was scattered by Saitama's fist, and he showed his original appearance. He was actually a very handsome blond boy wearing a very handsome armor.He looked at Saitama with bright eyes: "I ask you, are you my Master?"

"No." Saitama denied, and in the distance, a magic circle also lit up, and a girl carrying a bazooka was summoned, shouting at Sonic Sonic energetically: "I ask you, you () Is mother ()'s Master my Master?"

Seeing this crazy scene, the frightened Saitama instantly changed his words, and said to the blond boy who looked normal: "Yes, I am."

"I will definitely help Master realize his dream!" Berserker said happily: "My name is Genos!"

"Good boy." Saitama touched his head: "It's okay to play some war games, go shopping with me."

"Yes!"

Berserker housekeeping all-in-one…