[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Why do you want to help you design these things?Am I hentai?do i look so hentai !I don't even have a [beep——] life, what are you implying?Let go of the nerves of an old man, okay? "Although the elderly doctor couldn't help but utter some silly words under the rage, his meaning was clearly expressed——

"That's it, I'm sorry, teacher, the doctor is unwilling to help me make all the tools I need for sleeping behavior." After taking off the broken clothes on his chest, Genos solemnly pleaded guilty to Saitama again.

"Enough..." Saitama covered his face, the red color that was about to breathe fire had extended from his face to his head, making his whole head look like a smoking tomato: "My embarrassment has been transformed into Embarrassment, cancer, please, I was wrong, stop talking..."

"But, it's obviously my fault." Genos tilted his head and said puzzledly: "Because I can't convince the doctor, I can't meet the conditions required to sleep with the person I like. I like the teacher. So the teacher is not wrong..."

"Enough shut up! How do you want the doctor to agree to this kind of thing!" Saitama wailed desolately. After thinking about it, I know that the doctor's mood at this moment will definitely only be more broken than him. Specifically, it is the relationship between him and the doctor. The psychological shadow area can cover the whole earth.

"But teacher, I really..." Genos showed an anxious expression, and wanted to get closer, but Saitama raised a hand to stop him

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"Okay, I understand what you mean, Genos. You just want to express that you like me very much, like me very much, right?" Saitama held his brow with the other hand while blocking Genos, After saying the above words, he continued to sob softly: "It's so embarrassing to force me to this point..."

"Yes, teacher!" Genos replied very seriously: "I hope that I can tell the teacher about this through the relationship that ordinary people will have."

"Genos..." Saitama stroked the back of Genos's head and slowly slid it onto the metal neck, he said a little bit dumbfoundingly: "I'm not a person who desires () seeks () dissatisfaction. No, Rather, I want to wait until you are older. After all, I am an ()adult ()person, and it is not so easy for an ()adult ()person to be controlled by desire ()."

"teacher……"

"Janos, you still don't understand, a mature adult can desperately endure what he should endure for the person he likes, this is a sense of responsibility." Saitama continued to comfort the boy.

"Teacher..." Genos raised his head, looking at his Saitama teacher with bright eyes.

Don't look at me like this, it's getting hard... I kept saying that I could endure it, but because of a look that almost failed, Saitama coughed dryly and turned his head: "Anyway, this is it anyway, I want to cherish you, don't worry, don't worry about it It's causing trouble for the doctor, and he may figure it out on his own in a few years."

"really?"

"Really!" - no wonder!Saitama knew very well that the doctor, as a parent, would never be able to figure out this kind of thing, but now there is nothing he can do except to appease Genos, otherwise he will let the stubborn Janos It will be even more troublesome if Si gets into the horns.

But seeing Genos actually smiled because of this, Saitama felt that it was worth telling such a lie that did not benefit him at all.

"I want to write down everything the teacher said." Genos took out his inseparable notebook and pen, spread it out on the table and began to write. Saitama let him write for the first time. After all, there is only one thing that can be done at present. Diverting Genos' attention, no matter what it is, is good.

In this way, it can be regarded as a successful pass... Saitama sighed, supported his chin with his right hand, put his elbow on the table, and looked at Genos with his head like this: being with this guy is really better than imagined Tired, but why are you still so happy?Something must be wrong!Thinking about it, Saitama's gaze became very gentle involuntarily.

"Teacher." The disciple who was writing suddenly seemed to think of something again, and called out.

Hearing the shout, Saitama had a bad feeling for some reason: "What's wrong?"

Genos lowered his head: "Actually, I checked it on the Internet later—" He raised his head and shouted as if he had discovered a new world: "It turns out that you can just use your mouth!"

"Boom!" Saitama let go of his hand in frustration, and his whole head hit the table.

——What you said just now is simply nonsense!

Follow up

Tongue made a grunting sound when it was active, Genos awkwardly learned to comfort the teacher, Saitama frowned from time to time, although it was the first time for Genos, he did feel good when it was time to feel good.

This kid... Saitama was thinking, Genos's deep () throat made his brain unable to continue thinking again, and the pleasure () surged up from time to time to interrupt his thoughts.Finally, before the milky white liquid was about to spurt out, Saitama pushed Genos' head away and set all the liquid on Genos' face.

In the end, he made a compromise with Genos and had a relationship... Saitama sat on the ground, Genos crawled over, buried his head in Saitama's arms, and at the same time spread his arms around Saitama's waist tightly.

"I like the teacher the most..." he whispered.

"Damn..." He couldn't explain why, Saitama choked up a bit, he stroked Genos' cheek, he always felt that his heart had become a well, and a lot of emotions were pouring out, but he didn't Know how to express it.

"I'll tell the doctor, and he won't object..."

"Don't say it!"

fourth short story

Saitama felt something was wrong when he was watering the flowers on the balcony. From time to time, small voices sounded in his ears, like the buzzing of bees, but when he turned his head and looked around, he couldn't see where the people who made the voices were. .

"What's going on..." Mistaking it for tinnitus, Saitama dug out his ears and found that the voice became louder instead:

"Teacher! Teacher!"

"I'm really a bald man!"

"Who will tell me why the protagonist of this animation is bald?"

"Are you not satisfied with the bald man? What's wrong with the bald head? Get out!"

"Hahahaha, he won't kill the enemy through light reflection, right?"

……

"It's so noisy." Saitama frowned and complained, and a mosquito landed in front of his eyes.

"What, so it's a mosquito?" Saitama murmured, although mosquitoes sucking blood is not terrible, but the buzzing of mosquitoes all the time disturbed him, he stretched out his palm, trying to slap the mosquito to death, But the mosquitoes dodged more flexibly.

Saitama, who was determined to fight against the mosquito, subconsciously ignored the voices in his ears until Genos was knocked down from the sky by the mosquito girl, and Saitama heard those voices again:

"Wow, it's Jay, Jay! Lick it, teacher, lick him, lick him!"

"It fell, catch it, princess hug!"

"Xiaojie is so handsome, so handsome! I can't hold it!"

"Don't answer? Teacher, you are too confused..."

……

What the hell!What are the sounds in my ears?what happened?Saitama looked around wonderingly and vigilantly, trying to find out these nagging people and teach them to shut them up, but he still didn't see anyone.

It must be the mosquito girl's fault!With this thought in mind, he slapped the Mosquito Girl away, in exchange for Janos' astonished gaze and more whispers:

"Teacher, handsome! So handsome!"

"Fascinated, Xiaojie is fascinated by the teacher!"

"love at first sight!"

"The heroine has been decided, everyone can leave."

"Then they live happily ever after, END."

"—Ten years later—"

"What the hell is going on!" Saitama hugged his head, wishing he could look up to the sky and yell.But he still couldn't do anything about the voices that came from nowhere.

……

Since then, these small voices have been haunting Saitama. Before every action, he subconsciously looked around, trying to find the source of the sound. This behavior made him look a little nervous, but he still couldn’t find it arrive.

The world's strongest, Mr. Saitama, encountered unprecedented problems.

"Our boss is very interested in your body!" said the orangutan.

Before Saitama answered, he was knocked off his back by the explosion of comments in his ears:

"Dirty, too dirty!"

"Little Jie, teach him a lesson!"

"Only Xiaojie can miss the teacher's body, you guys are like char siu!"

"Teacher's body, tsk tsk..."

"Dirty, you are too dirty!"

……

"What's the use of being interested? I'm not interested in men." Trying to ignore the voice in his ear, Saitama said what was in his heart. Protesting against the voice in the ear.

"YOOOOOOOOO, the teacher is easy to understand."

"That's right, the teacher is not interested in men, the teacher is only interested in transforming people."

"YOOOOOOOOO"

"You should brush YOOOOOOOO here"

"On whether a man is considered a man if he transforms him"

"'You're so dirty!' Geros said angrily"

"Hahaha Tsundere Geros with double ponytails, turned around at 45 degrees and stretched out her index finger: You guys are so dirty~!"

"I'm the short-haired Vitality Lady Geroth, thank you."

"What are you talking about, she's obviously a human|wife Saitama Geros, but she wants to pretend to be a girl."

……

"No, sir, you