[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

The degree was shattered by Saitama.

seven short stories

Sweetheart Mask is a cabbage.

Sweetheart Mask has always believed that he is a different cabbage, because whenever someone walks to the edge of the field, they will look at him and sigh: "My God, I have never seen such a handsome cabbage, I can take a picture with you Photo?"

Sweetheart pretended to smile and said that she was definitely not a casual cabbage.He is a slender, watery Chinese cabbage with blue leaves.In order to increase his popularity, Sweetheart Mask decided to participate in the annual cabbage election conference.

So, Sweet Mask embarked on his adventure, and for the sake of safety, he hired Police Dog to be his bodyguard.

Oh, Dogman is a white dog.

The Pig God from the same village wanted to go with Sweetheart Mask, but he was rejected. First, Sweetheart Mask thought he was too ugly. Second, as a good cabbage, Sweetheart Mask said that he must be careful not to be humiliated by pigs.

At the Cabbage Conference, Sweetheart Mask met many other cabbages, such as Zombie Man.

Zombie Man is a cabbage.

The zombie man himself doesn't know how long he has lived. He only knows that he has been dosed with a lot of potions by Doctor Who since he was planted, and has turned into a cabbage that is as fresh as ever. People come and go, people who are tired from walking always like to sit on the edge of the field and smoke a cigarette, so the zombie man is submerged in the smoke of cigarettes every day, and gradually turns into a black and smoky cabbage .

Sweetheart Mask is very curious about the taste of the smoked zombie man. After all, as a cabbage, the appearance is important, but the taste is more important.

The zombie man said that he didn't know, because no one dared to eat it for a long time, and even some people saw that he would not spoil, and thought it was a fairy fruit, so they directly offered him up. .

While they were chatting, the hungry wolf rushed in.

The hungry wolf is a fresh cabbage that has just grown, and the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. The hungry wolf never thinks that he is a cabbage.

"Then what does he think he is?" Sweetheart Mask asked curiously.

The zombie man said meaningfully: "He thought he was a pig."

The hungry wolf is a cabbage that aspires to become a pig.

Why can't a good cabbage be a pig?Can only accept the fate of being raped by pigs?Hungry Wolf is never willing to succumb to fate, he wants to tell all the cabbage through hard work: good cabbage can also defeat cabbage, and good cabbage can also defeat pigs.

My own cabbage doesn't want to be cabbage, and I want to be a pig every day.Uncle Bangu, the farmer who planted the hungry wolf cabbage, always felt very sad.

In order to show its position, each leaf of the hungry wolf's vegetables is white, and the whole body is completely white, which makes Uncle Banggu's hair even whiter.

"Excuse me, can I join your conversation?"

Sweetheart Mask was taken aback by the owner of the voice. It was the first time he had seen such a tender and green cabbage. Every leaf was so green that water could be squeezed out.

"This is an undocumented knight." The zombie man introduced calmly. As a cabbage that has lived for an unknown time, he is familiar with all the cabbages here: "Pure natural organic cabbage, without adding any chemical fertilizers and Insecticide."

In fact, the undocumented knight is just an ordinary cabbage, but among the black cabbage, blue cabbage, white cabbage, and colorful and strange cabbages, his ordinaryness has become a kind of simplicity, and it has also become another kind of cabbage. different.

"It's also my first time to come to the cabbage conference. Everyone is so good." The undocumented knight said enviously. Like falling asleep, dumbfounded.

"It's okay, cuteness is also popular now." The zombie man said casually, it seemed that he didn't care at all whether he could win the prize or not.

At this time, a cabbage chased a figure and ran away, flashing past the eyes of the cabbages.

Sonic Cabbage Sonic!

Sonic is a loner cabbage, he doesn't like to mix with cabbage, his biggest hobby is parkour.

In the field, on the hillside, in the wild wind, on the street...you can see him running freely everywhere.

As an attacking cabbage, Sonic comes and goes like the wind. In order to increase the speed, he only has four leaves, but each leaf is very large, big and long, and bends towards the ground to allow the leaf to reach the maximum. On the ground, use your strength to increase your speed.

At the same time, in order to show his personality, Sonic also painted himself with camouflage makeup.The high-end camouflage outfit improves his appearance, and his strength should not be underestimated.

"Who is that?" Sweet Mask found a steel cabbage.

"Oh, that's..."

Genos is a cabbage.

But Genos is different from other cabbages, he is a steel cabbage, he can only look at it, not eat it.

He was originally an ordinary cabbage, growing freely in the vegetable field with other cabbages. Unexpectedly, one day, the vegetable field was attacked by a pig. It was completely destroyed, and the cabbages were crushed to death one after another. Only the thin Genos was crushed under a pile of cabbage corpses and escaped.

Farmer Uncle Cusino returned home, crying to the ground and found that only Genos was the only cabbage left in his harvest. As a commemoration, and in order to avenge the pigs in the world one day, he took Genos’s cabbage. Every leaf was replaced with steel, and only the cabbage heart was left, because Kusno felt that if the cabbage heart was gone, Genos would be even less like cabbage.

After turning into a steel cabbage, Genos took on the task of guarding the cabbage field, using his vegetable leaves to whip the pigs without eyes and rolling all over the ground every day.

Genos didn't want to come to the so-called cabbage conference, because he didn't know if he was a cabbage.

"Janos, you are a good cabbage, why do you want to belittle yourself so much?" Kusno persuaded earnestly.

"Everyone calls me a devil's transformation dish, and they won't admit that I'm a cabbage." Genos said blankly, "I'm not a cabbage in the first place, so I don't care about these conferences that only look at appearances."

For this reason, Genos has missed several cabbage conferences.

But this year is different.

"Jenos is a good cabbage, come to the conference." Saitama said.

"Mr. Saitama!" Inspired by Saitama, Genos obeyed.

"The cabbage conference must be exciting, right?" Saitama said.

"Teacher, the saliva is coming out..." Genos waved a vegetable leaf to wipe Saitama's mouth.

"Wait, who is Saitama?" Sweetheart Mask felt more and more wrong the more he heard it.

Saitama is a cabbage hot pot lover.He is very, very, very fond of cabbage, as a food of course.

"Why did the conference let such a person come?" Sweetheart Mask felt a sense of crisis.

"The conference hired him as a bodyguard." The zombie man said calmly: "Don't worry, Saitama can't afford us, he can't even afford undocumented knights."

"That... I'm still listening..." the undocumented knight said awkwardly.

Although he is a loyal cabbage hotpot lover, but because of his cash, Saitama can only eat some special cabbage that is tasteless and a pity to discard. These special cabbage will not be taken seriously by the cabbage who can participate in the cabbage conference.

But even if you can't eat it, it's okay to have a look.Saitama stood at the door of the cabbage conference with Genos in his arms, watching the high-level cabbage groups one after another, drooling backwards.

"Teacher..." After a while, Genos's vegetable leaves were covered with saliva.Saitama quickly turned him over, poured out the saliva inside, and shook again: "Come on, Genos, take off the cabbage crown, and take the prize."

"Yes, teacher!" Genos couldn't bear to tell the truth. In his opinion, the judges would never recognize him as a cabbage, let alone allow him to win the championship.

Saitama pulled up his cloak and wiped the leaves for Genos, making sure that every vegetable leaf was as shiny as his own head.

The cabbage conference started under the attention of Wancai.

Round [-]: Look at the appearance.

Zombie Man, Sonic, Hungry Wolf, Undocumented Rider, Sweet Mask, and Genos all passed.

The second round: Taste.The cabbages need to take off a vegetable leaf and give it to the judges.

No one dared to eat zombie man, so zombie man passed.

No one could catch up to Sonic, so Sonic didn't get through. (Sonic: I want to protest!)

The undocumented rider passed.

Sugar Mask passed.

When it was Genos' turn, the judges frowned because they couldn't eat Genos.

Saitama raised his hand and swear to God based on his experience of eating cabbage for 25 years, Genos is the most delicious and attractive cabbage he has ever seen, bar none.

The judges expressed that they must speak with facts, otherwise they would not believe it.

At this moment, the hungry wolf ran away, and he was forcibly dragged by Uncle Banggu to participate in the cabbage meeting, saying that he is obviously a pig, not a cabbage!Then Hungry Wolf wreak havoc on the venue. As a specially hired security guard for the Cabbage Conference, Saitama set up a hot pot, poured water on it, sharpened his chopsticks and waved his hands, smiling at Hungry Wolf: "Come on, come on..."

All the cabbage was cold behind the back, and the hungry wolf was scared to cry by Saitama's expression, and all the juice was cried away, so the small fresh vegetable hungry wolf was defeated.

Instead, Genos made it through the second round. (Bang Gu: This is shady...)

The third round: show talent.

Sugar Mask sang a vibrant cabbage song.

Zombie Man performed flying leaves through apples.

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