[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Played Cai Ye pedaling a bicycle.

Genos made every leaf ablaze, performing a wonderful fire acrobatics.

In the middle of the performance, the pig god suddenly rushed in. It turned out that the pig god still wanted to come to the cabbage conference, so he secretly followed the sweet mask and found this place.Police Dog Man couldn't stop him, Pig God had already rushed in.

The cabbage was in a mess, and no one wanted to be shot by the pig. At this time, Genos fell from the sky and scared the pig god away with flames.

However, after the quarrel between the hungry wolf and the pig god, the energy in Genos's body was not enough for him to continue performing, and there was no other energy on the scene, so he couldn't perform interesting acrobatics, and Genos faced the fate of being eliminated.

During the stalemate, Saitama suddenly said: "Jenos, come on." It turned out that Saitama didn't know that Genos had no energy, and thought that Genos could win: "I'm waiting for the cabbage hot pot!"

Hearing the teacher's moving call, Genos instantly burned a leaf, forcibly filled it with energy, and danced the flame loudly.

Genos wins.

It doesn't matter if you don't win, Saitama is holding the hot pot with chopsticks and staring at the side.Whoever dares to win will be blamed.

Only Genos is not afraid of getting caught, so Genos won.

Genos never thought that he could win the cabbage championship, which also means that everyone recognized his identity as a cabbage. Genos was very happy to throw himself into Saitama's hot pot: "Teacher, I still have cabbage, here you are Let's eat."

The soup splashed on Saitama's face, and Saitama picked him up with chopsticks, expressing that he didn't want to eat Genos, Genos only left choy sum, which is the most essential part, wouldn't it be a waste to eat it so simply?

Genos said, so what?I really want to repay the teacher.

Saitama said that if he wanted to repay me, he would kill more pigs in the future. I thought about it, pork is more expensive than cabbage, and I can exchange pork for a lot of special cabbage.

Genos said, I understand, I will raise the teacher in the future!

Did not win the cabbage conference and was shown for no reason, the cabbages expressed their eyes.

Saitama hugged Genos, grabbed a handful of hydrogen balloons at the venue, and flew away, leaving behind the legend of the cabbage conference, hiding his achievements and fame.

Oh, you ask about the prize for the winner of the cabbage convention?

It is a full ton of cabbage nutrient solution!So Saitama ran fast with Genos, they didn't need nutrient solution.

END

eight short stories

1.

One day, a pair of pure white wings suddenly grew out of Saitama's back. They were so big that they could wrap him when they were opened, and they could be completely retracted on his back when they were retracted.At first Saitama felt a little distressed, he felt that he had become a very strange person, and worried that the sudden appearance of wings would cause him trouble.

After all, humans with wings are rare.

Genos looked at the wings and said, "Teacher installed the accessories? Although I don't know what this accessory is for, it looks very powerful."

Saitama folded his arms and said, "This is not an accessory, and I don't know what it is..."

Genos took out a screwdriver, twirled it quickly between his fingers, and said, "Don't the teacher want these wings? If it's a part, I can help the teacher remove it."

However, the wings and Saitama's body are firmly connected flesh to flesh, and there is no acquired gap. When Genos moved against the wings, Saitama also felt pain: "Let go."

"I'm sorry, teacher." Genos touched his chin, lowered his eyes and said, "It seems that the wings are really an integral part of the teacher's body... In other words, Saitama-sensei has now become a birdman?"

"Withdraw this sentence within three seconds, and I will forgive you." Saitama said expressionlessly.

Saitama frowned, tilted his head, closed his eyes, and thought hard.

"According to the theorem of shonen comics, a super strong protagonist must have a violent father, so the strongest person in the world is an archangel

There is no pressure to accept this kind of setting! "

After absorbing the theory from the comic book, Saitama thinks it makes sense—it’s not! ——Even if it doesn't make sense, he can only accept what has happened.He decided that if he wants to live with wings, he must first develop the functions of the wings, for example, the wings should allow him to fly.

Saitama stood on the edge of the cliff, took a deep breath, and jumped out. While his body was hanging in the air, he spread the big wings on his back. For a moment, he thought he was flying, but the next second, the huge wings The wings fell and he fell heavily to the ground, his head on the ground, he fell into a daze, and his feathers flew.

Among the swirling pure white long feathers, Genos raised his hand blankly, turned on the ultra-clear pixel cameras in his eyes, and took a triple shot first.

Saitama struggled to raise his head in the pit: "Next time, catch me before taking pictures."

"I'm very sorry, because the appearance of the teacher with wings in the flying feathers caused my sensor to react uncontrollably. Although I don't know what happened, I think this is probably what the book said. Say 'I was impressed for a moment'?"

"My skull is about to crack, what moved you?" Saitama said helplessly.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I still want to draw the teacher's current appearance, can I ask the teacher to cooperate a little bit?" Genos took out his notebook.

At this time, there was a thunderstorm in the sky covered with dark clouds, followed by heavy rain, Saitama's wings were completely soaked, and the feathers were tightly stuck together, becoming very heavy, Genos made a decisive decision, dug Saitama out of the pit, and horizontal in my arms.

"What are you doing?" Saitama said looking at his profile.

"I'm worried about the teacher's wings." Genos replied honestly, and ran non-stop: "Although I don't know what's going on, but the teacher who is wet by the rain makes me very worried. Moreover, I feel that the density of teachers has also increased gone."

"Let go, it's embarrassing." Saitama said.

"It's okay, teacher, there are fewer people on the road during heavy rain."

"So put me down!"

"That's the only way to do it!"

"Hit you!"

"For Saitama-sensei, even if I get beaten..."

……

Back home, Genos dried Saitama's wings with the parts of the baking dish on his palm. After the wings dried, all the feathers became soft and fluffy and became very warm. Saitama nestled in the warm wings He fell asleep unknowingly, and after an unknown period of time, he opened his eyes suddenly and found Genos lying beside him, face to face with him, with his eyes also closed.So Saitama raised his big wings and included Genos.

The next day, the wings fell off by themselves. Genos took out the iron and ironed the wings neatly, then folded them and put them away.In order to play a prank, Saitama quietly put a long feather on Genos's ear, and took three consecutive shots of him with KING's mobile phone.

2.

On this day, Saitama jumped into the sky and smashed a strange man with a punch. When he fell, he didn't land on the ground, but on Genos' back.

Then Saitama saw an extra pair of wings on Genos's back, and the pair of huge pure white wings took Genos to fly.

"So handsome, what is this?" Saitama asked, "Your new parts?"

"No, teacher, the wings appeared suddenly." Genos replied, "Because I have the ability to fly, I don't need these conspicuous wings."

"Don't say that." The wings didn't grow on him, and Saitama found Genos's state very funny: "It looks like the angel in the book."

"Angel? Is it the so-called messenger of God? I see, is this pair of wings a sign of 'Saitama-sensei is a god'?" Janos said suddenly, "I understand. In this case, I can accept it."

"No, I feel like you don't understand anything." Saitama said, sitting on Genos's back, holding the root of the wing with one hand, and pointing in the direction of Mount Fuji with the other hand: "Fly over, Genos. "

"is teacher!"

However, in the middle of the flight, there was a thunderbolt in the sky, and it rained heavily. Genos felt that his body became very heavy, and he kept falling, and finally fell to the ground completely. went in.

The rain made the room damp.

Saitama found a hair dryer from the drawer that someone had forgotten here, and wanted to help Genos blow the wings, but Genos said that he had to deal with the dinner first, and the wings on his back could wait.

By the time Janos finished dinner and came out of the kitchen, the wings on his back were gone.

"Hey? Genos, where are your wings?" Saitama asked holding the hair dryer that he had prepared for a long time.

"Teacher, I think the wing is a very inconvenient part, so I removed it, because my back is mechanical, so the whole piece of replacement will not be affected." Genos said.

"...By the way, is dinner ready?" Although it was a pity, Saitama could smell the aroma coming from the kitchen.

"Yes, teacher." Genos brought up a plate and opened it.

Because the wing parts didn't work well, Genos removed the wings, stripped the feathers, and made Saitama a pair of oversized Xinao x Liang grilled chicken wings.

"..." Saitama didn't know what to say. After a long time, he said something: "It's too wasteful, Genos. There are many ways to eat chicken wings."

"I see, I understand, teacher."

3.

Black Saitama in the mirror world opened his eyes and found that he had a pair of wings on his back. The wings were black and huge. They were so big that they could wrap him up when they were opened, and they could be completely retracted on his back when they were retracted.Black Saitama shook his wings, saying that these things don't matter, do it early