[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Consider cleanliness for Saitama.

"It's okay." Saitama smiled enough to be called cute: "Because Genos' tears are very precious."

"..." Genos lowered his head slightly.

"It's a bit hot." Saitama narrowed his eyes, but he didn't let go of his palm on Genos's face. He approached Genos's face and asked with a smile, "You can welcome him in the way I like. Am I coming back?"

Saitama at the low table stared dumbfounded at the two kissing in his living room, the teacup in his hand slipped, and finally fell from the precarious position to the floor, and the scene in front of him disappeared.

W—T—F! ! !

At the beginning, the sense of horror completely turned into a mess of the brain. Saitama nervously checked every corner of the room, and found nothing suspicious, so what happened just now?An unidentified hallucination under the blue sky?

Saitama sat anxiously for a while, but no hallucinations appeared again. After the initial shock passed, Saitama actually began to think about the scene he had just seen with great interest.It's like watching a movie, "Although it's scary, it's also very interesting." This is how Saitama feels now.

By the way, this concept is... "Boyfriend power", is the "boyfriend power" often mentioned in comics, right?That's right!

I didn't expect my boyfriend's strength to be so high.Saitama thought heartlessly, it must be because he doesn't have a girlfriend, so he replaced Genos as the heroine, but as expected of me, I have a great EQ.

Although it was fun to watch the "hallusion movie" in the living room, Saitama didn't intend to tell Genos, but Saitama didn't know, and Genos also had secrets that Genos didn't tell him.

One day, when Saitama was not at home, Genos was going to clean up the room first. When he opened the door of the living room, his eyes suddenly blurred. At this moment, he thought that the visual processor had malfunctioned, but the next second, his vision was clear stand up.

He was surprised to see his other self kneeling by the window, but even more surprised that Saitama-sensei was sleeping on that Genos lap, and that Genos put his palm in Saitama-sensei's eyes superior.

"Teacher?" Genos called out, but neither of them moved, as if he wasn't in the room at all.

After a while, Saitama-sensei woke up, and Genos hurriedly withdrew his hand, but Saitama-sensei still caught him accurately.

"Oops, I accidentally fell asleep, Genos, does your leg hurt?" Teacher Saitama said, although he said so, he didn't move at all, and didn't seem to think of it.

"It won't hurt, as long as the teacher likes it." Genos replied.

"Why did you keep raising your hand just now?"

"The sun was too harsh, and the teacher slept very uncomfortably."

"...So keep raising your hand to help me block it? Eh? Just close the curtains."

"No, because the teacher said he wanted to bask in the sun." Genos replied solemnly.

"Ah, um, because I saw Genos's hair dazzling under the sun, I fell asleep without knowing it." Saitama squeezed Genos's hand, and pressed it against his closed eyes again, as if wanting to change the subject , he asked: "Janos, what's the weather like today?"

"Just like Saitama-sensei."

"What does that look like... Forget it, how do you feel today?"

"Like 'I like Saitama-sensei'."

"So, it's so difficult to understand, and it can't be conveyed at all." Although it sounded like an accusation, Mr. Saitama's lazy voice was more like cheating.

So Genos lowered his head and kissed where the two hands were clasped: "It's like this."

The vacuum cleaner naturally slipped from the hand of Genos who was standing at the door, and with a "snap", the scene in front of him disappeared without a trace.

"Could this be the mental attack of a weirdo?" Coincidentally, Genos' first reaction was that there was something wrong in the room. He checked every corner of the room carefully, but found nothing.So he decided to go to the doctor to check his brain.

After listening to Janos' narration, the doctor checked his brain, then analyzed the situation at that time, and finally made a judgment: "Is it the time-space gate?"

"Time and space gate?" Janos said blankly, "Doctor mean parallel universe?"

"Well, yes, there is more than one 'world'. You may have opened the wrong door, Janos, so you saw the scene of another world." The doctor replied: "This is probably the most scientific explanation."

Genos was lost in thought.

"However, Genos' boyfriend power is really high." As if joking, the doctor said.

"Huh? Boyfriend power?" Genos was startled: "What do you mean? Is it a trick I don't know?"

"No, it's just a kind of power." The doctor said, showing a relieved expression for some reason: "But it's not lethal, and it's not aggressive."

"What's the value of power that can't make me stronger?" Genos shook his head: "I don't think it's necessary."

"Don't say that, this is 'the power to make the person you like feel happy around you'." The doctor replied: "Do you want to tell your teacher?"

Genos thought for a while: "Because it's not the power to become stronger, so there's no need to tell the teacher."

"Ah..."

It sounds like "I don't want to tell the teacher because I'm very embarrassed", Genos, you are secretly happy.

Both Saitama and Genos had an extra secret that "thought the other didn't know, but the other knew it very well". From that day on, the two of them opened the wrong door more and more often.

"Teacher, although I left a note in the morning, I still want to make sure that the teacher will date me tomorrow, right?" Janos, who didn't know which world, said this, and tightly grasped his hands under the table. knee.

"Well, I should be free tomorrow." Saitama, who didn't know which world he was eating, replied calmly.

"..." Genos looked at him.

"What's wrong?" Saitama asked calmly.

"Uh, it's nothing, I always feel that my practice is not enough." Genos lowered his head: "I... a little nervous."

"There's nothing to be nervous about." Saitama leaned forward and rubbed Genos's hair, and said with a smile, "Genos is Genos, so that's fine."

"Um……"

With his back to them, Saitama in the real world squinted his eyes, and complained about himself in another world: "Of course he was calm. This guy ran downstairs a hundred times when he saw the note in the morning, killing more than a dozen people along the way." A weirdo calms down. Tch, put on a show. If it was me, I'd be much better off than him."

"Pa——" Genos, who doesn't know which world, swung a fist, and slammed it hard on the raised palm of Teacher Saitama, who didn't know which world.

"Huh?" Teacher Saitama was stunned for a moment.

"Teacher, what's the matter?" Genos put down his hands and asked puzzledly.

"Just now, it seemed to hurt a little." Saitama frowned and said.

"Huh? Did I hurt the teacher?" Genos asked back in surprise, while Saitama frowned, as if tacitly.

"...so happy..." Genos looked at his hands, trembling with excitement: "Is my strength a bit catching up with Saitama-sensei? The first time Saitama-sensei felt that I was 'attacking', I ……So happy……"

"Yes, yes." Teacher Saitama loosened his brows and patted Genos' arm lightly.

"You are still far away." He raised his pen expressionlessly to take notes, and Genos in the real world had a straight face: "Don't be proud casually, it's just a little pain, in fact, in the heart of the teacher Being bitten by ants is not a big deal. If you have made progress, you must thank the teacher. What is happiness? How can you be happy if you hurt the teacher? Apologize. If it were me, I would be much better than you."

This behavior of "opening the wrong door" continued for a month, and they also saw different worlds, different identities of themselves, different identities of each other, and different experiences with each other, some daily, some happy, There were also tears.

Daily:

"What are you doing? Are you complaining? Is this the time to complain? If it were me, of course I would smash the weirdo to avenge Genos."

……

"What are you doing? Can the teacher's cloak be used as a quilt? If it were me, I would definitely enshrine the teacher's cloak. Oh, cover it for the teacher? Forget it, let's get a passing grade .”

……

"No, no, it's too late to wonder if I'm a crook? Now that you like him, don't be so irresponsible. If it were me, I would definitely not drive Genos out of the house."

……

"No, no, let me tell you, is it so difficult to trust the teacher? If it were me, I wouldn't go against the teacher at all. How dare you be disrespectful to the teacher!"

happy:

"Hey, Genos said that today is a certain anniversary of yours. He did say the word 'memorial day' from Genos's self-talk! Don't you forget? Hey! Really You forgot? If it was me, at least go to the back mountain to fight the bear!"

……

"Hey, today is Teacher Saitama's birthday, right? The teacher did say the birthday date, right? Think about it quickly, and act quickly. If it were me, the money from the work would not be on the teacher, and the reward would be meaningless at all !"

Of course, there are also sad ones:

"Don't cry for this guy, Genos, how can a hero die so easily, he must be hiding somewhere to watch a joke. If it was me, I would definitely come back."

……

"Teacher, cheer up, it's not worth crying for this kind of person who hurt the teacher! The behavior of leaving the teacher without authorization is no different from betrayal, and it cannot be forgiven. If it is me