[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

If it is, it will definitely not make the teacher sad! "

……

Having experienced these situations a lot, it is inevitable that Saitama will feel a little dizzy, unable to distinguish between the real world and the world of time and space.

One day, Saitama pushed open the door and saw Genos sitting alone in the living room taking notes. He habitually complained first: "Hey, why are you alone? Isn't that guy here? It's clearly agreed to go home at this time , I'm actually late."

Genos didn't speak, but stopped writing, squeezed hard, and stiffened his body, as if he had been hit hard.

"Don't be disappointed." Knowing that the other party couldn't hear, Saitama said brazenly: "Anyway, this is not the first time this kind of thing happened in the illusion. Really, if it were me, I would definitely not be late." He sat by the cabinet and said to himself He said to himself: "Can you answer me? Obviously I am much better than those Saitamas, why didn't Genos get closer to me at all?"

"Probably because... the teacher never said it." Genos replied suddenly.Instead, Saitama was taken aback, and he sat up straight with all his hands and feet. He stared at Genos: "You, you, you, you..."

"Teacher," Genos raised his head, lowered his head again, and changed the subject: "So the teacher can see it too?"

"Ah... Then, that, you saw it too?"

Obviously, he was very fluent when complaining about the "Saitama" in parallel time and space, but when it was really Saitama's turn, he also began to panic.Of course, the same is true for Genos, the hand holding the pen is visibly trembling.

The room was shrouded in silence, Saitama wiped his face: "In short..." He took a deep breath, no good, no good, like this

In other words, isn't it different from those "Saitama"?

do my best.

"Janos, so, I have already said, what is your answer?"

At the same time, Genos suddenly raised his head: "I also want to be with Saitama-sensei."

Since that day, they have never "opened the wrong door" again, and they don't need to.

"Okay, Genos, in order not to be disliked by the masters and apprentices who 'opened the wrong door' in other worlds, we must set an example for them and show them sweetness!"

"is teacher!"

END

No.80 Two Short Stories

Saitama has been short of money recently, so she took a part-time job-distributing flyers for a toy store.The reason why I do this part-time job is that distributing leaflets can not only exercise my body (Saitama always uses running), but also can settle my salary every day, and I have more freedom of movement, so I can always be ready to deal with the appearance of weird people.

After a day's work, the shopkeeper settled the wages to him and gave him a gift.

Saitama opened the box, and inside was a silver-white toy mobile phone, which looked really decent from the outside.

"Is it a mobile phone? The treatment is so good?"

"No...it's a toy." The owner said awkwardly.

Well, also...

Although I feel that this gift is very useless, it is earned from part-time job after all. On the way home, Saitama held this toy phone and kept pressing it. The phone will sing on the number [-] button, and the number [-] button is... Saitama pressed from the [-]st button to the [-]th button, and then pressed it backwards. Gradually, he felt a little boring, so he simply pressed it randomly.

Suddenly, a voice came from the microphone: "Hello?"

Hey?

Saitama subconsciously pressed the close button.

"……wrong!"

Realizing that the method was wrong, Saitama ran back to the toy store: "Here, did you send the wrong gift? This seems to be real!"

"Huh? It's fake. Look, it's made of plastic."

"But just now I called..."

"Of course the key will make a sound, yes. Hey, you don't think it's real, do you?"

"Can……"

It's really strange, could it be that he was hallucinating just now?

After being pushed out of the toy store, Saitama tries to remember what number he just dialed, but he's just playing around.Fortunately, this mobile phone is very fake. Although it looks like a mobile phone, the keyboard is more like a phone keyboard, and there is actually a redial button.

So Saitama tried to press the redial button, and after waiting for a while, a boy's voice came out again from this toy phone: "Hello?"

It's not an illusion, this toy phone really works!

"Hello?" Saitama swallowed his saliva, and he hasn't called anyone on the phone for a long time, not to mention that in such a wonderful way, he is inevitably a little nervous, and even the first sentence is hard to understand: "Are you who?"

"My name is..." The other party said a name, and then asked suspiciously, "You called me first, right?"

"Huh? Are you using a toy phone too?"

"Toy? This is a new phone, a birthday present I received today."

"Ah, birthday...then, happy birthday to you." Saitama had no choice but to say so.

"Thank you." Although a strong doubt could be heard in the voice, the other party still answered politely.

Feeling sorry and having no reason to pester the other party, Saitama ended the call and looked up at the sky: "It's so late?"

……

"So, that's it." At the dinner table, Saitama told Genos about the incident: "Isn't it interesting, Genos? The toy phone can actually make calls."

"Teacher..." Genos struggled with his thoughts. On the one hand, "toy phones can't be used to make calls" is a theory he firmly believes in, and on the other hand, "everything Mr. Saitama said is correct. This point of view is also deeply rooted. These two thoughts collided fiercely in his brain, which made him petrified for three seconds expressionlessly, and then he chose a universal sentence to deal with: "You really deserve to be Saitama-sensei!"

"No, I don't think it has anything to do with me..."

"Could it be a misunderstanding?"

"Misunderstanding? I thought that too at first, but the other party said his name." Saitama said the name of the person he was calling, and then said: "It's a name I haven't heard before, so it shouldn't be something I imagined."

Genos no longer raised any objections, but was stunned for three seconds, and continued: "Teacher, you have worked hard. I bought the drink that the teacher likes."

"It's not hard work at all, but thanks anyway, maybe I bought another box this time?" Saitama joked.

"No, I have absorbed the lesson from last time." Genos said seriously, Saitama took the drink can from him, and the moment he opened it, he suddenly heard Genos say: "Teacher, I didn't seem to Listen clearly, is the name the teacher said..." Genos repeated the name.

"Oh, yes." Saitama replied indifferently: "What's wrong?"

"The phone you received on your birthday?"

"Yeah." Hearing Genos's voice was wrong, Saitama put down the drink can, sat up straight and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Teacher, when I chose to become a reformer and determined to take revenge, I abandoned all the past, and even the memories were deliberately forgotten from my brain, but what the teacher said today is that even if I want to forget it, I can't completely forget it." Things that are wiped out, teacher..."

"So, briefly, what's going on?" Saitama cut him off.

"That's my name," Genos said.

"Huh?" Saitama was taken aback.

"The name in the past." Genos said, paused, and continued to analyze: "It should be my 15th birthday, because my family said that I should learn to take care of myself at the age of 15, so I bought a mobile phone as a birthday present."

"Huh? 15 years old? Isn't that..." Saitama blinked, surprised.

"Yes, two days before the disaster."

"That... That means, this phone call..." The calmer Genos became, the more flustered Saitama stuttered.

"Well, if that's right." The call was connected to the past.

"It's terrible, Genos, let's try to see if the phone can still talk!" Saitama said, immediately stood up, rummaged through the room, and finally found the phone again: "Ah, here. Great, luckily I didn't lose it."

"What is the teacher going to do?" Genos grabbed Saitama's wrist.

"What to do? Of course, make another phone call to tell you...ah, no, tell him that crazy robots are coming soon, let him and his family escape quickly." Saitama said.

"But, if you do this, wouldn't it be equivalent to changing history?"

"It's nothing, it's a bad history anyway. Compared to now, Genos wants to be with his family without revenge and pressure

Right? "

"I..." Genos choked, and panic appeared on his face for the first time: "I, I don't know. I haven't thought about it."

When he was determined to take revenge, he decided to let go of everything and move forward. Genos never had weak illusions such as "hope nothing happened", but the more he didn't think about it, after he really found the reset button, The more it feels unreal.What would have become of the past if warnings had been issued?Return to normal life?Then what?

Genos can't figure out what a "normal life" looks like. Even the faces of his family members are gradually blurred under long-term and deliberate forgetting. The same goes for his classmates and school. He can't think of anything that can be retrieved. .All these things faded away in my mind, and all I remembered was "revenge".

"Genos?" Saitama waved his hand in front of him, calling his attention back.

Genos looked at each other complicatedly: "Mr. Saitama."

"Hey?"

"If history changes, I won't be able to meet my teacher."

"What..." Saitama froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "Are you worried about this? Genos."

Genos didn't speak, and acquiesced.

"In comparison, family should be more important, right?"

"However, if you say 'family', Mr. Saitama