The world of mortals is just right

Walking out of the Xiaofu mountain house, under the sunlight, Xuan Chang stood outside the hall and looked at him. His face was that of a mortal Jiang Huan, the thick eyebrows and eyes were lightened a little, and the line of his lips was clear.

Jiang Huan covered the shading, and his pupils turned into fierce vertical pupils in an instant, and changed back when he got used to the light.

Jiang Huan walked up to him and grinned, "How about this face?"

Xuan Chang said, "Very good."

This face is that mortal, and Jiang Huan can no longer tell how much he is a snake demon and how much he is that mortal.Simply face the face of a mortal in this world for a few more decades, untie the knot in my heart and return to the true face of the snake demon.

He grabbed Xuan Chang's hand, "Let's go." Holding the asparagus bamboo in the urn, he strode down the mountain without any hesitation.

Go to Xiaoshan Airport first, and then fly to Beijing.Arrived at nearly [-] pm, just got home for dinner.

Jiang Huan yelled that he wanted to eat meat for two weeks, and when he returned to the capital, takeaways were booming, so he didn't mention this, and leaned against the kitchen door to watch Xuan Chang cook noodles.

The familiar white mist is dense, and the aroma slowly overflows.I usually feel that Xuan Chang's noodle soup is too watery, but I have to take a bite to feel at home.

After Jiang Huan finished eating, he put the asparagus bamboo on the window sill, and went to the yard with Xuan Chang to enjoy the cool.Not long after, WeChat came along with the knock on the door, "Master, Master Uncle, welcome back, welcome back!"

Cheng Sisi has a bag of grilled skewers in each of his left and right hands, "Beer is easy to take." Looking at the noodle bowl on the table with bright eyes, he followed the smell into the kitchen, lifted the lid of the snow pan, scooped up the little soup base and analyzed it, " Mushroom soup, master uncle is particular about... black truffle..."

Cheng Sisi sighed there, it's all overtime culture, it's all unscrupulous system, otherwise, if he can come half an hour earlier, he will probably get a share of the pie.

There was a jingle of bells outside the door, Jiang Huan opened the door, and Yi Yi stepped on an old-fashioned bicycle and rang the bell at the door.

In this life, a thin-waisted and long-legged police woman, not to mention a police motorcycle, just rides on a small broken bicycle.

There was also a young man sitting on the back seat of the broken bicycle, wearing a crumpled suit, who looked like a low-level insurance salesman.Holding a supermarket shopping bag in his arms, a dark green glass beer bottle was exposed.

The insurance salesman got out of the car, walked towards Xuan Chang with his bag in his arms, "Long time no see, Teacher Xuan!" He smiled and greeted Jiang Huan, "This is Teacher Jiang, right?"

Jiang Huan has never been called a "teacher" in his life. Although the person in front of him is a bit out of society, he has a unique smell on him. Although it has been diluted many times, it still makes monsters instinctively fear.

"you are?"

The insurance broker shook hands with him, "Call me Xiao Zhang, just Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang will serve you wholeheartedly."

His surname is Zhang, and Jiang Huan asked, "The Zhang family in Longhushan, Xiao Zhang Tianshi?"

Xiao Zhang waved his hand, "Don't dare. Although my surname is Zhang, my mother with the same surname is not qualified to be a teacher. I just work in the State Administration for Religious Affairs."

Others don't know, but all the people and monsters present know that among the five gates of Taoism, only Longhu Mountain is passed on to relatives, and there are eight generations and eight others. So far, the recognized inheritance of Zhang Tianshi has been passed down for 63 generations. No.60 three generations went to Taiwan, and the inheritance is still wrapped in cross-strait disputes. In the 64th and 65th generations, several self-appointed celestial masters competed for a place.

Jiang Huan glanced at Yi Cheng Sisi, then at Xiao Zhang, "Are you all civil servants?"

The three people looked at each other, Jiang Huan bit off a beer cap and downed half a bottle, "Tell me, what exactly is your errand for?"

They sat in the yard drinking beer and masturbating. Xuan Chang neither drank nor masturbated, and sat beside him in a calm and calm manner.

Holding the wine bottle, Xiao Zhang said sincerely, "I belong to the United Front Work Department of the Religious Affairs Bureau. My main job is to find people like you and then do a good job in the United Front work."

United Front, the full name of the "United Front of the Communist Party of China".The fundamental essence is to unite all forces that can be united outside the party, especially the representatives of various groups.

Jiang Huan sneered, "We are all targets of the United Front."

Xiao Zhang sighed, "At this point in the exploration of the universe, all we have to worry about is what to do when we encounter Trisolarans. Why aren't native earth immortals and monsters the targets of a united front?"

There is some truth to this statement, Jiang Huan asked, "Then how do you work?"

Xiao Zhang took out his mobile phone from his arms, and opened a page that ended with gov.cn, with a gray landscape on a white background at the top of the page, and a line of old people's aesthetics in red, "National Religious Affairs Administration/National Religious Affairs Administration", "Teacher Jiang, please register first. After registration, add Wechat. Mr. Xuan’s house property certificate can be obtained in three days, and the ID card issued by the head of Xie, and the loan for the homestay, our department has contributed..."

Jiang Huan listened, and co-authored Senior Sister Xie that the homestay was still a loan. God knows how much money he owed the bank. The road to getting rich is really long.

Jiang Huan had registered on the website of the Religious Affairs Bureau and added Xiao Zhang's WeChat account, and happened to see the "Tibetan Buddhist living Buddha search system" at the bottom of the website.

"What's this?"

Xiao Zhang snorted, "Isn't Tibetan Buddhism popular in the past few years? There are more than 800 Rinpoches in Chaoyang District. In order to prevent the people from being deceived—if it is necessary or not, we have specially developed this search system. "

Jiang Huan and the two apprentices looked at each other with a subtle feeling.

Xiao Zhang rubbed his hands, "Our official website is very useful, everyone recommends it internally, and pay attention to the WeChat official account by the way."

Only Yi Yi silently took out his mobile phone and followed the official account, Xiao Zhang was moved for a while, and he called Didi and left after eating the skewers.

He knew that several people from the same sect had something to talk about, and when the car drove out of the alley, Yi picked up a beer, "I'm looking into the relationship between Jiaolong and Professor Liu during this time."

That's why she didn't go to Xiaofu Mountain House.

"Ao Ze pretended to be an adult, and his pseudonym was Longze. He was the legal person and CEO of a foreign-funded company. The company immediately submitted the "Application for Deregistration of Foreign-Invested Enterprises"." She pulled several people into the WeChat group and sent a screenshot The data.

Cheng Sisi said, "I've been prepared a long time ago. This is it. I think their race must have mixed into the human race long ago. They paid attention to the Xuan Dynasty to find the master uncle. If they can't do it, the master uncle finds the master through the master uncle and bullies you in this life. Ordinary people, like an ant, are easy to handle, and will burp when pinched."

Xuan Chang looked at the four certificates in one, "Biological company?"

Yi Yi said, "The direction of biotechnology is mainly genetic inheritance. Isn't genetic testing popular in recent years?"

Jiang Huan searched, "Privately owned, no financial report, no business status."

Yi nodded, "I sent a copy of the data to Xiao Zhang and let him know, but the company has been cancelled, and there is nothing they can do about it."

They were in the Ming Dynasty, and the Jiaolong clan was in the dark. Jiang Huan said, "It's not cheap, it will happen every few hundred years. Every time a few people die, and they don't believe in evil every time."

Cheng Sisi was hesitant to say anything, but he remembered that when Jiang Huan was first appointed as his teacher, Jiang Huan brought up the old grievances between Xuan Chang and Jiaolong, and said, "He learns dragon slaying skills, do you think, dragon slaying skills, can dragons be happy?" , why not find fault with him first."

That attitude is a little too lively for Xuan Chang, but after Yi Yi was forced to reincarnate, he himself reincarnated for more than ten lives. In this life, his body was stabbed and his body was broken into pieces. It was really a deep hatred.Even if it can be stopped for another few hundred years, the next conflict will definitely be more tragic than the last one.

Cheng Sisi and Yi Yi were reluctant to persuade, they both lowered their heads.

But Xuan Chang held his hand, and shook it on the hand with slightly protruding veins.

Jiang Huan squinted at him, and his hostility subsided by three points.Cut it out and stop thinking about it, and went to drink beer.

Cheng Sisi breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to chat with Jiang Huan.

After chatting until after nine o'clock, Yi Yi barely slept in the guest room, and Xuan Chang went to wash up.

Too much beer is intoxicating, and the dark green glass bottles are piled up in a small pile. Jiang Huan suddenly asked, "Yi Yi reincarnated and started from scratch. Why haven't you made any progress in 400 years?"

Cheng Sisi was taken aback, but when she came back to her senses, she felt that this master, the habit of suddenly bombing while chatting has not changed.

He touched his nose, "You don't even think about it...you made that scene at that time."

Master Uncle Tulong set up a platform to cut the dragon, either beheaded or cut in half.

It's like Jiang Huan was so excited by the dragon that he went crazy, and finally turned into his original shape, biting the dragon with wounds everywhere, and finally cut open the abdomen with sharp horns.

The mountain was covered with blood, and as soon as the ground was stepped on the mud, dragon's blood gushed out, and the stench persisted, making Cheng Sisi's nose almost go bad.He was forced to live without food for three years, and after that he was untouchable for more than ten years.

It was that time that the inner demons arose secretly, and every time he meditated for a long time, a pool of blood and a sea of ​​red would appear before his eyes, and his vest was soaked in cold sweat.

In the end, he simply stopped practicing, and at the beginning of 2000, he switched to computer science.

Jiang Huan put his arms around his neck and ruffled Cheng Sisi's hair.In the vast world, there is everything, and he will definitely find a way to break the demons for his apprentices.

Cheng Sisi hurriedly said, "Don't take it too seriously, I think this is also an opportunity. Information technology is the new metaphysics, and science is the new 'Tao'..."

Jiang Huan said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Cheng Sisi curled her lips, but couldn't restrain the corners of her mouth from rising upwards.