The world of mortals is just right

The next morning, Cheng Sisi and Yi Yi had to go to work, and both got up earlier than the chicken.

Jiang Huan slept until eight or nine o'clock, got up and ate Cheng Sisi's gluttonous noodles last night, and decided to go to the bar to have a look.

When I went there, I found that the gate was locked, and the signboard of "No One" was covered with dust.

He previously paid the part-time students two months' wages in advance, and made it clear that you can leave when the two months are up.

As a result, within two months, the boss disappeared and could not be contacted by mobile phone.They didn't dare to move the wine in stock, and they didn't know whether to return the offer or not.The owner of this bar has never put any effort into running it, and few people come here every day.The two students kept watch for two months, then quickly locked the door and slipped away.

The problem is, he has died once, and the key to open the door has long been lost.

Jiang Huan called the master who opened the lock and showed him his ID card. While the master was opening the lock, he chatted with the master.

When the door opened, Jiang Huan checked the inventory, and connected to wifi to log in to his bank account by the way.

The moment he saw the number, his heart was bleeding.

With the same sum of money, the mentality of using it for half a year is completely different from spending half of your life.

When he returned to China, he didn't want any stocks or investments.Anyway, people are going to die, and I can't wait to light up cigarettes with US dollars, and what I'm playing is chic.

If he knew he wouldn't die, why was he wasting money!

Jiang Huan sat in the bar and smoked a cigarette, and sent a message to Wu Xuanchang's group: I'm going bankrupt.

Just before lunch, Team Leader Xiao Cheng touched a small fish. When he saw this, he gloated and replied: You can find a job. Can not go back.But, tsk tsk, investment banking background, financial talents, domestic still can eat well...

Jiang Huan: I am a snake.

Cheng Sisi:?

Jiang Huan: hibernation.

Cheng Sisi held her mobile phone and slandered her. After nearly 2000 years of practice, she still hibernates. Who are you kidding? She's just lazy!

After being stamped, the lazy Jiang Huan drove home and threw himself on Xuan Chang.

He hugged Xuan Chang's waist from behind and did not let go, resting his chin on Xuan Chang's shoulder.

His arms were strong and his head was heavy. He deliberately put his weight on Xuan Chang's body and took a deep breath of Xuan Chang's smell.

Jiang Huan was still wearing a T-shirt, showing his muscular and beautiful forearm.Xuan Chang patted his arm, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Huan's voice was low, but his tone was taken for granted, "I can't afford you, so you should support me."

It was rare to see Jiang Huan acting like a spoiled child in a low mood, Xuan Chang smiled, "Okay."

Jiang Huan gritted his teeth, "You promised so simply, you look down on me so much."

Xuan Chang was funny, his arms tightened around his waist, and his back was pressed against Jiang Huan's chest.Jiang Huan hugged him, and the two walked to the bed on all fours.

Jiang Huan climbed onto the bed and hugged him, "itch."

"where?"

The next moment, a red light flashed, and Xuan Chang coiled up on the bed was no longer a person, but a one-horned black snake.The whole body is pitch black, only the eyes, the horns on the top of the head, and the letter spit out are red.

Jiang Huan tried to shrink it as much as possible, but it was still a wrong estimate.The canopy bed has a huge space, but it can't accommodate a snake thicker than the waist. After moving a few times, the long and sharp horns on the top of the head hit the bed post, or the tail hit the bed post.

Jiang Huan spat out the letter aggrievedly, and then shrunk it down until it was only as thick as his thighs, so the space in the bed could allow him to move freely.

Snakes have no sebaceous glands or sweat glands, and the scales on the body fit Xuan Chang's skin, making it dry and cool.Xuan Chang's fingers stroked the snake's body very lightly. Large scabs grew on Jiang Huan's back and belly, and a layer of translucent skin floated up, as if it was about to shed.

Jiang Huan's eyes were red, "Help me."

Snakes shed their skin mainly by rubbing. He is such a big one that he has to rub it until the year of the monkey.

Some places on Jiang Huan's back were slightly raised, but more places were still covered with flesh, and tearing forcibly would only cause injuries.

Xuan Chang said, "Be patient, wait for two days. I will help you when the weather warms up."

The big black snake turned over, lazily put its head on the pillow, turned back into a human form and lay on its stomach, "I itch."

Xuan Chang touched the scar on his back, his hand miraculously relieved the healing pain.Jiang Huan lay flat comfortably and took a nap.

Two days later, the weather in Beijing, which had been cooled down by strong winds and rains in May, warmed up again.The sun is shining brightly, and it finally tastes like summer.

Cheng Sisi spends at least half a day on weekends with his master, master, and uncle. He holds a carton like a treasure and puts it out of the door. The name on the carton is a dim sum shop in Jianchang Hutong. It can be said that he has eaten in Beijing for so many years. Best Chinese dim sum ever.

Last time I ate a small piece of summer dessert. The cheese ball was filled with fresh white fungus and lily. The lily was sweet and juicy. The moment it entered my mouth, it captured the heart of team leader Xiao Cheng who had been silent for more than 400 years.

Team leader Xiao Cheng earns a high-speed rail job, has a cafeteria and a dormitory, and has a lot of money. This time, he wiped out all the summer snacks in his small shop. There are muskmelon and water chestnuts, loquats, grapefruits, and white peaches. shared.

He saw Yi Yi's bicycle at the door, and everyone was there.Xia Fengli Cheng Sisi walked briskly, "Come and eat—"

Then there was an earth-shattering, "Aw!"

Cheng Sisi jumped up and slammed the door, spilling snacks all over the floor.

The still shaking door showed the scene of the courtyard. There was a huge black snake coiled in the courtyard, the size of a truck. The translucent black snake slough was hanging on the veranda, fluttering in the breeze.At first glance, it looks like a scene from a horror movie.

Xuan Chang's shirt was rolled up to his elbow, helping the snake shed its skin.Pressing the snake's slough with his hand, the snake moved in the opposite direction and swam out of the old slough inch by inch.

Frightened by Cheng Sisi's screams, he jumped forward violently, and the skin on the tip of his tail fell off.

His tail had already been struck by lightning and had a large piece of flesh and blood removed. It was the most serious injury, and he had to shed his skin slowly.Now the old skin is peeled off too quickly, and the meat still sticks to the skin, making the snake hiss and spit out the pain.

The giant snake said, "Is there any promise, is there any promise?"

Yi Yi has a great friendship from the same family, and helps Cheng Sisi in.Cheng Sisi turned her head to look at the snacks that had fallen on the floor, and was heartbroken, "You can't change without saying hello, can you? You didn't change your real body back then, and I didn't even go through the process of desensitization. If I saw you suddenly, who would you change to?" No dizziness! Xu Xian was frightened to death!"

The giant snake, covered in brand new scales, was black and shiny, opened its mouth suddenly, and swooped down towards Cheng Sisi with a pair of fangs that were white in the sunlight.

Cheng Sisi trembled and didn't back down this time, Jiang Huan was finally satisfied, and retracted his sharp teeth, "If you return Xu Xian, you will compare with Xu Xian. I know why no one has dusted me for 400 years."

The snake retreated and swam around the corridor, but its head and horns couldn't get through the door. There was another flash of red light, and no trace of people entered the door.

In the yard, Cheng Sisi was still mourning the fate of Dim Sum's confidante, chanting her name, such as "Fu Yu", "Qingdai" and "Duckweed".

Jiang Huan came out with a bath towel on his lower body, and picked out his ears, "Don't cry, wait for me to take a shower and take you out for dinner."

Four or five minutes later, Jiang Huan put on a T-shirt and sweatpants, and came out of the bathroom, his hair wet on his shoulders.

Xuan Chang made tea, and didn't mind Yi Yi and Cheng Sisi quietly rubbing his tea leaves, took Jiang Huan's towel, and started to dry his hair.

Xuan Chang wiped it for him, and Jiang Huan squinted at his phone, "What do you want to eat? I want meat."

Cheng Sisi was eager to make a proposal, but Yi Yi pulled him behind his back.

Xuan Chang said, "You choose, anything is fine."

Putting down his phone, Jiang Huan patted his stomach and announced, "I always feel hungry after my transformation. Let's go, Quanjude, Qianmen Street."

The group went to Quanjude by car.

Roast duck is everywhere in Beijing, and fewer people eat Quanjude.Nine out of ten people who come to Quanjude, especially Qianmen, are tourists.

Quanjude's roast ducks don't need to be ordered in advance, Cheng Sisi got a box, Jiang Huan sat down and said, "Five roast ducks here."

The ordering lady was taken aback, thinking he was joking.Cheng Sisi was also surprised.

Xuan Chang was very calm and ordered seasonal vegetables.Yi Yi and Cheng Sisi also called mustard duck feet and fire-burned duck hearts and other dishes.

When the roast duck was served, everyone saw Jiang Huan roll up his sleeves and start eating.It was alright when he ate the second one, but he ate it with relish when everyone else was full by the fourth one.

After the five ducks finished eating, the duck cakes, melon strips, and scallions were all gone. The last few pieces of duck skin were picked up by a chopstick, dipped in sweet noodle sauce, and fell into his stomach. Jiang Huan licked his lips, "Quanjude's ducks are indeed the same no the same."

Cheng Sisi subconsciously said, "That's right, Quanjude can be regarded as a representative of open oven roast duck."

After he finished speaking, he was a little scared. According to Jiang Huan's real body and the size of his stomach today, he wouldn't eat five and then come five again, right?

Cheng Sisi swallowed secretly, it would be scary if Jiang Huanzhen ate ten roast ducks here.

Fortunately, Xuan Chang handed him a tissue to wipe the oil on his hands and mouth, and asked, "Have you eaten enough roast duck?"

Master Uncle is Dinghaishenzhen, Cheng Sisi was almost moved.

Jiang Huan smacked his lips, "If you eat too much duck, it's a bit greasy." He ate two pieces of Shaqima, and asked someone to pay for it.

After buying the bill, he asked to eat in Qianmen Street.I met Wu Yutai's window and bought two more tea-flavored cones.

After eating, I went to the shop at the front door and ordered Silong Shaomai, served with Qianlong cabbage and fried meatballs.

After the delicacies, pork, mutton, and crab roe and siu mai were all gone, I took a sip of tea and said to Xuan Chang, "I'm a bit full."

Cheng Sisi was almost thankful when Jiang Huan added, "I can have another dessert."

Cheng Sisi was dumbfounded, and sat in another car, went to the ins-style shop where Cheng Sisi bought desserts in Jianchang Hutong, and ate a few desserts.

In the end, Jiang Huan was full, drank hot tea, and said lazily, "Let's go."

Cheng Sisi couldn't believe it, "Can we leave?"

Jiang Huan hooked his shoulders, "You are still waiting for me to treat you to supper, right?"

Cheng Sisi jumped up immediately, "Stop! Don't bother me, goodbye, goodbye!" dragged Yi to apply oil on the soles of his feet.

Jiang Huan clicked his tongue at the back of the free-eating apprentice, turned back and said to Xuan Chang, "I don't bother to move when I'm full."

Knowing what he meant, Xuan Chang stretched out his hand, and Jiang Huan threw him the key, and climbed into the passenger seat contentedly.

After parking the car outside the yard, he pulled Xuan Chang into the room.

While hugging Xuan Chang, he said, "Today I can eat freely and it's only three thousand. It's not expensive to raise me."

I can eat [-] yuan per capita for less than [-] yuan, and I still feel that I am economical.Xuan Chang smiled slightly, "It's not expensive, next time you go to a store with an average of [-] yuan per person to fill you up."

Jiang Huan thought, "Okay, let's go next time. Don't let those two little bastards know about it."

"You don't want to see the apprentice you have accepted?"

Jiang Huan pushed him on the bed, and climbed up by himself, "Forget about Yi Yi, that little bastard Cheng Sisi made me shed my skin."

His lower body turned into a snake, and Xuan Chang was pasted on his freshly shed body. The scales were soft and hadn't hardened yet, and there was new tender flesh under the scales.

Xuan Chang asked, "Uncomfortable?"

Jiang Huan's eyes turned red, and his strong arms pressed down on Xuan Chang, Bao Nuan should think about that.

"Uncomfortable, my tail hurts."