The world of mortals is just right

If it weren't for the relationship with Xuan Chang, Jiang Huan would really be too lazy to go to the bar.

He reopened the business, gearing up to make money from humans. However, within a week of opening, he found that the bar's name "Nobody" was worthy of its name, and there were almost no people there.

The monster who came here for a blind date was too stingy, he only ordered a glass of soda after sitting for four hours, and the banshee with whom he was on a blind date took his bags and left.

Seeing that the monster was upset, Jiang Huan dragged him out and beat him up.The store was calm and calm, and the other monsters were nothing to do with themselves.

On the other hand, Cheng Sisi was shocked when he heard about it, "You are not afraid that he will call and complain to you!"

Jiang Huan moved his knuckles lazily, "Where did he go to complain to me? The Consumers Association said he was a monster, and he was beaten when he went to another monster shop for consumption?"

Cheng Sisi thought about it, Jiang Huan could really show off his might in Beijing.Anyone who can fight him in a tie will not fight him, but whoever will fight him will beat a one-horned snake that is nearly two thousand years old.

Now he entered the yard of the bar, and seven or eight monsters shrank back in the store.

Jiang Huan took off his sunglasses, and the bar was decorated in an industrial style that looked very similar and economical, with brick walls, log benches, and metal decorations.

However, sitting at the bar was an out-of-place figure with a thin figure, who looked like a human in his thirties.Wearing a short-sleeved Tang suit, a middle-aged man in his 60s and [-]s who only knows the Three-Character Classic, a disciple of the Three-Character Classic, keeps repeating Chinese studies. The color is black with a hint of yellow-green.

All the monsters in the store are dressed in trendy fashion, and Grandma Fox doesn't have such a middle-aged and elderly aesthetic.The monsters usually talk to each other when they meet unfamiliar people in the bar. This time they saw this little old man and hid away, for fear of getting old-fashioned.

Wu Xingxing came out, "Boss, that's him."

Jiang Huan understood, "So it's a turtle."

Wu Xingxing protested in a low voice with some dissatisfaction, "You are the boss, so there is no reason for you to call monsters as soon as you open your mouth."

Jiang Huan pulled out the chair and sat next to Hei Tang suit, "I'm not calling you a monster, it's a turtle, and it was called a turtle in ancient times."

Yuan is pronounced as "Yuan". It has a soft shell and belongs to the family Turtle family, but it looks different from ordinary soft-shelled turtles, with a wider head, shorter snout, and yellow spots on the head and neck.This is one of the oldest surviving reptiles, an ancient spirit in the water, and the Xuanyuan clan of the Yellow Emperor can be written as the Tianyuan clan.Turtle and dragon are so closely related, no wonder the taste is similar to Xuan Chang.

This turtle-turned-human looks quite upright, with jet-black hair, fair complexion, and melancholy.

This one looked less than a thousand to eight hundred years old. Sitting next to him, Jiang Huan said while drinking, "I love my wife very much, and my wife is very nice."

When Jiang Huan heard this, the words went to his heart, and it was too late to meet each other, "My wife is also very good, and I love my wife very much. Hey brother, what happened?"

Wu Xingxing poured wine for the boss, and Jiang Huan directly hooked up with Yuan, and it didn't take long for Yuan to be named Xuanyuan, who was over 800 years old.Xuanyuan said sadly, "My wife is very good, but I can't..."

Jiang Huan's expression was subtle for a moment, and he glanced at an important part of him, and immediately cleared it up, "I'm different from you in this respect. I'm pretty good."

Xuanyuan said, "It's not that I can't do it, I'm..." He lowered his head in pain, "My wife wants a child, we've been married for almost four years, I can't give her a child."

Jiang Huan patted him on the back, "You are only four years old, and I have been for more than 1000 years, and my wife can't get pregnant. Do you think I'm going to die or live?"

Wu Xingxing rubbed his cup, secretly despising, it's too shameless, is this the same thing?You and Uncle Xuan are both male. Under normal circumstances, let alone 1000 years, there will be no cubs in 1 years.

Xuanyuan said vaguely, "It's not the same, we are cursed, and the ancient water tribes related to dragons are all cursed..."

With a bang, Xuanyuan fell down on the table.

Jiang Huan patted him, but there was no response, so he turned to Wu Xingxing, "Did you add water?"

Wu Xingxing kept a straight face, "I've been mixing it since the first drink."

Jiang Huan clicked his tongue, "You can't drink so much, no wonder you're afraid of your wife."

Xuanyuan was drunk, so if he couldn't, let him hang out in the shop.Jiang Huan thought he hadn't exercised yet, so he decided to do a good deed and send Yuan back.

He drank half of the glass of wine and slapped the glass on the table, causing the other monsters in the shop to tremble.

Jiang Huan put on his sunglasses, folded his arms lazily, "You guys, who knows where he lives?"

One or two monsters shook their heads, and added boldly, "I really don't know... I haven't seen him before, he's too rustic."

Jiang Huan thought about it, this guy is probably a guy from a good family, he doesn't go to clubs.He simply turned him over and took out his pocket, and finally found a business card.

"Xuanyuan Zhai".

"No. XXX, Row A, Panjiayuan Flea Market, No. 18, Huaweili, Chaoyang District."

He easily pulled the turtle up. He wanted to carry the sack, but after all, in Chaoyang District, it is not good to be reported as kidnapped.

Jiang Huan supported Xuanyuan to open the door, and stuffed the sleeping turtle into the sports car.The red Porsche drove away.

Juechen never took five seconds, and the sports car couldn't be driven in Beijing at all.

Today is a working day, and the third ring road is completely blocked.Jiang Huan was trapped in the car, he really became a trapped animal, and he wished he could lift the car and run away.

At the critical moment, I remembered Xiao Zhang Tianshi's push:

We ask all monks and non-human united front targets to be considerate of our work, and do not use the ground reduction technique while driving, especially not to use the ground reduction technique in traffic jams.A car suddenly disappears on the road, it will bring us a lot of work pressure!

Jiang Huan could only open the window to smoke, and because of his good hearing, he heard a middle-aged man driving a BYD spit, "Isn't it a pure idiot to drive a sports car in Beijing! Hey, you're blocked!"

Jiang Huan narrowed his eyes, wishing to spit out a letter to scare him to death, but the middle-aged man was at least ten meters away from him, and a ten-meter-long letter flew out of the window of the red Porsche car. When everyone in the street saw it, Xiao Zhang Tianshi would be even more collapsed.

He could only sneer behind the sunglasses, what the hell.

The weather in June was in the early thirties during the day, and I was baked by the sun all the way in the car.

When they drove to Panjiayuan, stopped to drag Xuanyuan out, Jiang Huan was so hot that he felt irritable.

That shit Xuanyuan Zhai is still on the second floor, with a narrow corridor and a small door face. Jiang Huan is tall and has long legs, and he can't stretch out in the corridor with a large humanoid turtle on his shoulder.

After he helped Xuanyuan into the shop and threw it on the sofa, he breathed a sigh of relief and decided that he would never learn from Lei Feng next time.

After he recovered, he looked around the small shop. There was a painting hanging at the door, but he didn't see the signature. The style seemed to be from the Song Dynasty. On the yellowed scroll was a big turtle with its head up.

On the table are the beeswax southern reds that Panjiayuan's family must have in a very casual way, and the things in the cabinet are scattered, half-truths and half-fakes.There are some from the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and there are also some that were just made last year. This family can't compare with Xuan Chang at first glance.

The funerary objects in Xuanchang Clothes Tomb must be first-class cultural relics, which can be called national treasures.It is not appropriate for a national treasure to remain in private hands, even if it is a private person who is two thousand years old.

So it was the United Front Work Department of the Religious Affairs Bureau who came up with a solution.

Collections after the Tang Dynasty can be freely traded without special significance, but it is best to let them know where they go, they are all large-scale transactions, and they should be considered as contributions to anti-corruption and anti-money laundering; collections before the Tang Dynasty, go "donate" "National" route, "donate" to the country, and the country will issue bonuses.It is better than saying that the country bought it, it is not a transaction income, and the bonus does not need to pay taxes.

Jiang Huan didn't know how much Xuan Chang had donated, but Xuan Chang must have not finished donating, and now he has quite a lot.

At this time, when I looked at the Xuanyuan store, I felt shabby.He took a casual look, and there was a bottle of Nongfu Spring on the small coffee table, the smallest bottle was 380ml.

Jiang Huan didn't see him at all, so he picked it up and drank it.Just kidding, what's wrong with driving this trip on a hot day and drinking a two-yuan bottle of water?

When the water is finished, the summer heat will dissipate.He found a substitute driver to drive and walked back by himself.

I walked fast all the way, and it took only half an hour to check my phone at the gate of the courtyard.The people arrived, but the car was still stuck on the road.

He walked with the intensity of running, and it was so hot that even cold-blooded animals sweated a little.

When I got home, I saw Xuan Chang spraying water on the pot of asparagus asparagus.

Jiang Huan rushed forward and hugged him from behind, sweat rubbing against Xuan Chang's shirt.

"Honey, I'm tired."

He insisted on calling it that, Xuan Chang followed him, and instead patted his hands around his waist, "Go take a shower when it's hot."

Jiang Huan continued to sweat stickily on him, "I won't go. I did a good deed today, and I want to have a baby snake with you."

There is no logical relationship in these few sentences, and he still speaks with confidence.Xuan Chang tore him off and took him into the bathroom. Jiang Huan had to flush the water.

He flushed it with cold water, and when he came out Xuan Chang was taking off his sweaty shirt and changing into a new one.Jiang Huan shook the water and clicked his tongue, "What are you changing, it's a waste." Pushing Xuan Chang onto the bed, with his arms on his sides, his eyes met with a wild expression.

Water stains stuck to Xuan Chang's shirt again, just as the dampness started, the next second, cool and slippery scales wrapped around it.Jiang Huan repeated his old trick, turning into his original form from the waist down, just about to move, wrapping around Xuan Chang's calf.

Xuan Chang smiled at him, with a faint smile at the end of his eyes.Jiang Huan's whole body froze, and the entire tailbone was tensed.

Xuan Chang's hand grasped the tip of the tail, and stroked the scales from the slender tail upside down.

Hitting the snake for seven inches, his fingers had already pressed Jiang Huan's most fragile scales.Snakes use the same cavity for reproduction and excretion. The space in the cloaca of male snakes is deeper than that of female snakes. Just remove the scales at the key points——

Jiang Huan's tail couldn't be freed in his hands, the general situation is over, and those who know current affairs are heroes.He bargained for the last time, "I don't eat noodles tomorrow morning, I want pancakes."

Xuan Chang said, "Yes."

The snake tail turned back into powerful legs and sent it up on its own initiative.