The world of mortals is just right

The next morning, Jiang Huan woke up, and the takeaway pancakes that Xuan Chang ordered for him had just arrived.

Tear open the paper bag, add two eggs to the thick cake, use more coriander instead of green onions, brush with enough sauce, replace the crispy dough sticks with fried dough sticks, and add ham sausage and spicy sticks inside.

Jiang Huan always felt that Xuan Chang was not very keen on his original form, so he consciously changed back to human yesterday afternoon.Unexpectedly, after finishing the work, she couldn't control herself, and the snake shape reappeared below the waist.

At that time it became too sudden and the change was completely uncontrolled.Xuan Chang knew something was wrong when he saw Jiang Huan's expression, he frowned and thought of Wu Xinyue - she is also a monster, she knows much better than himself as a human being.

Jiang Huan held him firmly, "Don't go...I'm fine."

He really didn't seem to be in trouble, Xuan Chang was hugged by him, his arms were tightly wrapped, and he couldn't bear to leave.Being entangled by Jiang Huan, stroking his scales.

It took me half a night to barely recover, but I woke up in good spirits today.Jiang Huan gulped down the pancakes, bit into the fritters, and pretended to sigh, "It would be great if we could have bean curd."

How could Xuan Chang not know what he meant, so he placed an order for tofu curds again, and said, "Wait a little longer." Jiang Huan saw that he was so virtuous, he ate happily, and his mood was as good as the weather. brilliant.

Within 5 minutes, this good mood was interrupted.

Two apprentices came to the door on the weekend, and Cheng Sisi smelled it all the way in, "Smells, really smells... How do you know that Yi Yi and I didn't have breakfast!"

Jiang Huan said in his heart that you saw the good ingredients for the noodle soup that day, and you have never forgotten it since then, how many times you want to rub it.

When Cheng Sisi went to the yard, he saw two packages of unopened tofu curds on the table. He was overjoyed immediately, and said "Thank you" repeatedly, sat down and opened the lid to eat.

The salty bean curd that Xuan Chang bought, in addition to soy sauce, also has a small spoonful of sesame oil in the soup.Sprinkle with dried radish, shrimp skin, diced shiitake mushrooms, and scallions. It is so delicious and tempting that even a sweet lover will turn against him.

From the plastic bag of bean curd, it can be seen that I bought three bowls in total. Yi thought about it and understood that the master wanted to eat bean curd early in the morning. Come to Cengfan, Master Uncle will add two more bowls to make up for delivery.

Yi Yi slowly opened the lid, "Thank you, Master Uncle."

Jiang Huan looked at the two apprentices, and suddenly said coldly, "Should you two pay for food?"

Cheng Sisi sneered, and was about to muddle through this when Jiang Huan's cell phone rang again.

Wu Xingxing said calmly, "Boss, the big turtle is here again."

"Is he drunk again?" He would be stupid if he did something good this time.

"That's not true." Wu Xingxing glanced at the door, "That's right, Dabie came with his wife this time. His wife said that he has urgent business with you, and you'd better bring your partner, that is, Xuan Uncle is here."

Big Turtle's wife is a human being.

25 years old, young and delicate, with Chanel on her back, typical Bai Fumei.

As soon as she came back, Da Yuan immediately didn't dare to dress up as an old man, and changed into sportswear, looking youthful.

"Honey, this is..."

Bai Fumei signaled him to stay aside. She spoke with a Shanghai accent and spoke quickly, "Hello, my name is Zhao, Zhao Xueming. I have something to confirm with you."

"What's up?"

Zhao Xueming asked, "Listen to Xuanyuan, Mr. Jiang sent him back to the shop yesterday?"

"what."

"Did Mr. Jiang see a bottle of water in a small, short bottle from Nongfu Spring?"

Jiang Huan was too lazy to proceed step by step, "Yes, I drank it."

Ms. Zhao persevered, "Don't you think that the water is not right?"

For that water, Jiang Huan found that the bottle cap had been unscrewed, but the level of the water was undrinked. He just thought that someone opened it and didn't drink it.The hand reacts faster than the brain, and pours it directly into the mouth. The spring water is spring water, but it doesn't taste like Nongfu Spring.

Jiang Huan didn't take it seriously, "Isn't it that the taste has changed after a long time?"

Ms. Zhao said, "That water is the medicine I was looking for that might cure infertility."

Jiang Huan suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

Ms. Zhao concluded, "So if you drink it, you may be pregnant."

With a "pop", a glass was smashed.

Yi Yi looked at Cheng Sisi, and Cheng Sisi looked horrified, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you continue."

Jiang Huan looked at her like a fool, "I'm male, male."

Zhao Xueming also looked at him with the eyes of a fool, "There are really monsters in this world, and you still think that males can't get pregnant?"

Xuan Chang remained calm and brought back the topic, "What did he drink?"

Zhao Xueming sighed, handed the bag to Xuanyuan, and sat down at the bar, "I'll think about what to say."

Zhao Xueming joined the university administration four years ago. He lives a leisurely life and works decently.

She got married. From the perspective of her parents, her husband lived in Panjiayuan at a young age. He was worthless, but he was good-looking and willing to be the son-in-law. After that, he gave birth to a child with the surname Zhao Xueming. Zhao's parents I'm pretty satisfied.

She became a family and had a stable job, so she began to be born.

Zhao Xueming also moved his mind and considered giving birth to a daughter.

She learned from Xiao Zhang Tianshi of the United Front Work Department of the Religious Affairs Bureau that in interracial marriages, the childbirth process of women who have children with monsters is very easy, and there are those who say that they are born in a "puff".

Turtles are oviparous animals. If you are lucky enough to be born as eggs, you don't even need to go to the hospital...

After being tempted, she and Xuanyuan worked hard for two years, but to no avail.

Jiang Huan said, "Should we go to the turtle conservation base for this matter?"

Zhao Xueming glared at him, "At this moment, I discovered that Xuanyuan is not a turtle according to modern science."

The ancient name of Xuanyuan is "Yuan", which is characterized by yellow spots on the head and neck. The king of Shang in the late Shang Dynasty shot and killed the Huanhe turtle 3000 years ago and turned the turtle into a bronze ware. This is Xuanyuan.

However, the modern classification is based on Latin. When translating into Chinese, another large soft-shelled turtle was first translated as "Yaru".

Only then did Jiang Huan know that Xuanyuan said it was a curse, "the ancient water tribes were all cursed".

The species classified as Soft-shelled turtle in modern times is a close relative of the spotted soft-shelled turtle, and artificial breeding has been very effective.But the turtle is actually extinct.

In [-] there were still four known turtles in the world, one female and one male in China, and two males in Vietnam.

The only female soft-shelled soft-shelled soft-shelled turtle in China was originally in Changsha, but came to Suzhou in [-] to breed. After six or seven years, the annual egg production of the female soft-shelled soft-shelled soft-shelled soft-shelled turtle ranged from [-] to [-], and none of them were fertilized.

Since [-] years, artificial insemination has been carried out four more times.Both turtles are very healthy, but the artificial insemination failed once.

At the beginning of [-], the last artificial insemination.The insemination process went very smoothly, but after the operation, the female turtle suddenly fell into a coma and died soon after. The cause of death is unknown.

This is not a curse, what else is a curse.

Zhao Xueming said, "At that time, I planned to give up. After all, Xuanyuan's situation was not easy to adopt. Then I remembered a story."

The key words are "Xuanyuan" and "human" and "pregnancy".

——The life experience of Bao Si in "Historical Records".

This story is quite paradoxical. It is said that two dragons came to the palace during the Xia Dynasty. "Unlucky".

In the end, Emperor Xia was also very miraculous. He asked people to divination, saying that I interpreted the word "Nianchi" as "saliva" in the ancient meaning that is currently used. Is it auspicious to save the saliva?

It turned out that only this option was auspicious, so Emperor Xia put the dragon's saliva in a wooden box, and the dragon disappeared.

No one opened this wooden box during the Xia Dynasty, and no one opened it during the Shang Dynasty. In the Zhou Dynasty, King Li, the hero of Baosi's story, the generation of Grandpa You Wang, the prince of Fenghuo Opera, opened the box.

The saliva flowed out, and it couldn't be eliminated no matter what.King Li asked the woman to do it naked, and the water turned into a turtle, which bumped into a seven-year-old girl in the harem.

The little girl became pregnant at the age of 15, gave birth to a child without a husband, and threw the baby away because of fear.

This baby is Bao Si.

Yi Yi asked, "Do you think Bao Si is the child of Ren and Yuan?"

Zhao Xueming said, "Generally people think that King Zhou You and Baosi are stories of old men and beautiful women, but I will calculate carefully with you. King Zhou Li abdicated in 841 BC, which means that Baosi's mother was the latest to give birth to her. In 833 BC, "Bamboo Book Chronicles" said that King Zhou You was born late when King Zhou Xuan was old. How can King Zhou You be young when he came to the throne? On the contrary, it was Bao Si. King Zhou You got Bao Si three years ago. It was 779 B.C., and Bao Si was at least 54 years old."

The 54-year-old "loves the king" without menopause and gave birth to a baby.It really doesn't look like ordinary people.

Zhao Xueming continued, "Only the "Historical Records" records such weird things. There are no earlier "Bamboo Books" and "Tsinghua Bamboo Bamboo". But Sima Qian can include this in "Historical Records". It is a widely circulated legend. I made a bold assumption, whether there was a similar thing in the Western Han Dynasty."

During her summer vacation, she was busy collecting clues from ancient books.It turned out that wasn’t Chang’an, the capital of the Western Han Dynasty? Wasn’t Chang’an Xi’an, Shaanxi? There used to be an ancient water in Shaanxi called Jishui.Mark the Mishui, and the county passing by the top has been called "Longkou" since ancient times.

So Zhao Xueming bought a plane ticket to fly to Xi'an, and chartered a car to Longkou County for inspection.

Shaanxi is a province rich in cultural relics. The excavation of high-speed railways is constantly digging up historical sites, and work is either suspended or diverted.The scenic spots that need to be enclosed in other places are placed in the open air in Shaanxi, where the wind and rain blow.

Especially the historic sites in this small county, the old dilapidated temples, the Buddha heads and murals were cut up and plundered by foreigners as early as the Republic of China.Now the main function of Daba Temple is to dry clothes and dry millet.

Zhao Xueming went to research the local county annals, sorted out the legends passed down by residents, and found a well.