The world of mortals is just right

Jiang Huan didn't expect to be left alone, but Xuan Chang teased him up and ignored him!

He could solve it by himself, but why?I am a snake, not a wild boar who cannot eat fine chaff.Xuanchang is right in front of you, and the Manchu and Han banquet is right in front of you, why should you eat bran swallowed vegetables?

His anger couldn't be vented, so Xuan Chang walked away leisurely.Jiang Huan opened his mouth wide, wanted to make a fuss but couldn't do it, he could only grit his teeth and think, rape in marriage is also rape, and it cannot go against his wife's wishes, even if his wife is male.

In the summer, it is difficult to get rid of the fire.Coupled with a full stomach, he was forced to take a cold shower at night.

Under the faucet, there is no mist at all, and it rushes like meditation under a waterfall. "But for the sake of the king, I have pondered until now. "

When I go out after washing, I have to share the same bed with Xuan Chang, and I can't touch him yet.

It's better to separate the beds, but if they really separate the beds, wouldn't they even lose the benefit of hugging him in the middle of the night?

Jiang Huan thought while rushing, when did I feel so sad.

Did not expect this is just the beginning.

The next morning, he Xilihulu ate noodles and didn't take the initiative to report. He drove to the bar for a drink.

As soon as Wu Xingxing came up, he said, "You...you are not in a good state to drink wine right now?"

Jiang Huan narrowed his eyes, "What's wrong?"

Wu Xingxing glanced at his stomach and thought to himself, maybe snakes are different from people, and the egg won't be damaged even if soaked in whiskey, so he poured wine for him.

For the next half an hour, Pheasant King glanced at his stomach every half minute, and other regulars in the bar sneaked glances at him every few minutes.

Jiang Huan put the wine glass on one side, and the evil spirit on his body was so strong that the monsters in the shop were sweating coldly in the summer. Everyone felt that the year was not good, and they just wanted to get away.

Around eleven o'clock, a white rabbit came to the bar.

Rabbit Jing has red lips and white teeth. He is such a handsome young man. He was startled by the atmosphere and was about to back away when he opened the door.

Jiang Huan smiled and said, "Stop."

He strode forward, and Rabbit Jing's calves trembled, "You you you...what do you want to beat!"

Jiang Huan put on an amiable demeanor, and accompanied him in Tangshan dialect, "Don't beat me up, you see you come to drink, I want to buy you a drink."

The rabbit raised its ears vigilantly, "Free drops?"

"It's free. I know this boss very well." Jiang Huan hooked the rabbit's shoulders and led him to the bar. Wu Xingxing looked at the rabbit with a horrible look, and heard Jiang Huan say, "What do you want to drink?"

Rabbit Youyu, "The expensive one."

Jiang Huan waved to him, but Wu Xingxing didn't say anything.

The rabbit got a little dizzy after two sips, Jiang Huan asked nonchalantly, "Why do you come here to drink?"

Rabbit said to Jiang Huan mysteriously, "I told you you wouldn't tell the boss here, would you?"

Jiang Huan smiled, "Absolutely not."

Rabbit hehe silly happy, "I heard that the owner of this store is a big black snake, male, and pregnant! I got pregnant by taking the wrong medicine, hahahahahaha, took the wrong medicine! Why don't I just watch the fun, You monsters in Beijing are really strange, the male ones can lay eggs..."

Jiang Huan's expression gradually became dangerous, "What kind of monster do you think I look like?"

No matter how dull the rabbit is, it will feel that something is wrong. The monster looks at other monsters, and the higher the cultivation base, the more accurate the perception.He swallowed, "You...are a crocodile...couldn't you be an eagle?"

In the next second, the face on the opposite side turned into a huge black snake head, which jumped out at him like an oncoming locomotive, with hideous scales, red horns on top of the head, scarlet pupils, and forked letters in the fangs.

"Ahhhh-"

With a scream and a "boom", the rabbit rolled his eyes and passed out.

The pitch-black scales on Jiang Huan's face faded and turned back into a human face.He stood up, glanced around, and said slowly, "I'm not pregnant."

The other monsters in the bar nodded their heads, Wu Xingxing retreated quietly, and was stopped by Jiang Huan.

"Bring it."

She seemed to have her tail stepped on, "Boss, what?"

Jiang Huan stretched out his hand, "Mobile phone."

Wu Xingxing carefully considered whether he should fight against "privacy is the natural right of foxes" now, but seeing the unconscious rabbit, he quickly became a leader.

"...You are pregnant, it was Cheng Sisi who said it last night."

She took the initiative to open WeChat to find out Cheng Sisi's circle of friends who blocked Jiang Huan.

Cheng Sisi has two WeChat IDs, a work account and a life account, which means a human account and a non-human account.

The latest article from Inhuman, with a picture of a bottle of beer, the text reads:

Scared me! ! ! !dying! ! ! !

Did you know that my master is pregnant! ! ! !He was actually pregnant! ! ! ! !Master Uncle confirmed it! ! ! ! !

Cheng Sisi posted on her Moments. Last night, she must have known everything she needed to know.

Jiang Huan looked at it, but instead of being angry, he smiled.

In the basement of a certain building on East Chang'an Street, team leader Xiao Cheng is aloof, oppressing the tragic team members, unaware that tragedy has already happened in another corner of Beijing.

Wu Xingxing put incense on Cheng Sisi in his heart, and was glad that he sold him in time.Sure enough, the blood of the fox is not false, smart and intelligent, and will never suffer...

Jiang Huan put his arm around her shoulder and asked, "Hey, how many monsters have you shared with?"

Wu Xingxing's wagging tail immediately stiffened.

She went through her sharing record in her mind, and her scalp was numb:

Added Wu Xinyue's WeChat account with the note "Grandma??";

She and Pheasant Jing's "Three Misses in Xuanyuan Tomb";

Fox family group "Liao Zhai";

No one's regular customer group;

Non-human 2021 postgraduate entrance examination group;

Huangcheng Genxia Canine Great Unity Group...

Every monster here has its own relationship network, and each link in the spider web expands a spider web, and the information spreads in a geometric progression.

Jiang Huan pointed to the last one, "Although they are all canines, you even go out of your way to share gossip with relatives so far away?"

Wu Xingxing backed away step by step, he didn't even want to lose his face, and when he closed his eyes, he turned into a snow-white fox and lay down on the spot.

"You really..." Jiang Huan couldn't argue with her, a cub in his early twenties, so he could only sneer and ignore her.

When he got home, he smelled a faint fox smell before entering the courtyard.

Jiang Huan was holding back his fire, so he simply stopped the car, walked to the corridor, opened the door to find fault with Xuan Chang, "Yo, the vixen comes in after I go out?"

Xuan Chang smiled, "The gift giver."

He sat in the study and handed Jiang Huan a brocade box.It's not the kind you get wholesale, it's all handmade, royal blue on the outside, gray satin on the inside, such a fine craftsmanship is rare these days.

Opening the brocade box, it is a jade pendant with double chi patterns carved from Hetian jade.Pure and flawless, even texture, from Khotan.

The last time Wu Xinyue joined the WTO was in the Tang Dynasty. During the Zhenguan period, Emperor Taizong liked Khotan's beautiful jade.The king of Khotan sent his son into Tang Dynasty and brought a large amount of jade with him.

During Emperor Gaozong of Tang Dynasty, Khotan became one of the four towns of Anxi in Tang Dynasty, and the contacts were closer.

Wu Xinyue heard that Wu Xingxing said that her boss was pregnant, and within half a day, she sent the little fox, who was only in junior high school nearby, to come here after class with her schoolbag on her back, to give a congratulatory gift to the fox family.

Give it away, and even get a half DIY.One side of the jade pendant is embossed with double chi patterns, and the other side is left blank, which is convenient for Xuan Chang and Jiang Huan to engrave their own characters.

Jiang Huan hehe twice, holding his breath until he was hungry.Xuan Chang was drinking tea, he didn't eat refreshments, but he had always had style, he was used to it, even if he didn't eat, there were always refreshments on the small table in Luohan's bed.

The refreshments are white in color and pressed in traditional auspicious cloud molds.Jiang Huan grabbed a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. It was a crispy rice cake, and he didn't taste the filling.Another three pieces were stuffed in a row, and it was only after swallowing that I tasted it. It turned out to be honey-soaked bergamot stuffing.

The bergamot is often placed on the watch plate, golden yellow, and the top is split like fingers.This kind of fruit is not delicious to eat. It is called a scholar's offering, and it looks good and smells fragrant.

He ate three yuan and did a good job. Xuan Chang handed him tea.

Jiang Huan drank it all in one gulp and continued eating pastries.

After eating the pastry, still angry, wandering around the study, bringing the fruit plate to Luohan's bed to eat fruit.Taking a pear to wipe, Ka gnawed off half of it in one bite, chewing the pear meat hard with his teeth.

Xuan Chang was noncommittal, "It's time to eat."

Jiang Huan squinted at him, "After eating all these, I can still eat. What's more, now the whole world thinks that I have goods in my stomach, so I have to supplement nutrition for your species, right?"