The world of mortals is just right

At noon that day, both Cheng Sisi and Yi Yi were at work, Jiang Huan wanted to eat at home, and he wanted to eat duck, so he ordered the roast duck for takeaway.

I ordered ten ducks at one time, and the store called to confirm that the ten ducks had to be roasted.Xuan Chang said it was okay, and after waiting for an hour, the ducks arrived, with five large handbags.

Jiang Huan was too lazy to go to the dining table, so he opened the box and ate on the stone table and drum stool.Ten roast ducks were served with [-] servings of small ingredients. He squeezed the sweet bean sauce onto the shredded scallions, and the duck slices with shredded scallions and cucumbers were stuffed into his mouth as soon as they were rolled.

He ate it purely to vent his anger, and kept stuffing it into his mouth. The lotus leaf cake was ten sheets stuck together, and he ate it so fast that it was too late to tear the cake.

Xuan Chang washed his hands, wiped them clean, and separated a stack of lotus leaf cakes for him.

His fingers are white and slender, and parting the thin bread is like flipping a book.Jiang Huan narrowed his eyes, and a certain part of his stomach was eager, wanting to grab his wrist and bite his hand.

When the other kind of fire is burning, the anger will be lowered a little.He wiped the duck fat from the burrito on his hand, and took a sip of the iced beer.

Just as he was about to say a few soft words to Xuan Chang, the phone screen turned on.

Heavenly Master Xiao Zhang gave warm condolences: Congratulations!Let me tell you in advance, don't worry, we are responsible for the child's household registration!Believe in the organization, the country is behind you! ………

Jiang Huan's face darkened instantly, rolled up his sleeves, and swept away the remaining duck and pancakes.

A snake as big as his can eat ten ducks in one go, whether it is full or not, it is so greasy.In order to get rid of the boredom, he continued to pour cold beer, throwing a pile of beer cans on the ground. He sat on the stone drum stool with a stomach full of bubbles and hiccupped.

Xuan Chang had already wiped his hands again, "Are you full?"

Jiang Huan licked his lips, a little picky, "It's okay, let's eat roasted whole lamb tomorrow."

But from the next day, the family kept receiving gifts.The monsters in Beijing kept coming and going with a kind of enthusiasm for paying protection fees, and they would visit early in the morning.

Jiang Huan didn't take advantage of Xuan Chang in bed these two nights, he hugged him in his arms, but he was not allowed to sleep.Jiang Huan was in a bad mood. After eating the noodles in the morning, he put down the bowl when there was a knock on the door. With his tail, he knew that he was here to give gifts to congratulate.

Jiang Huan grabbed the car keys in his hand, "You are responsible for the publicity." Xiao Sa drove to the bar, but did not expect to receive a courier just after arriving at the bar.

It was sent by the cheapest China Post, and the sender was of course Mr. Xie.

Ms. Xie sent Jiang Huan a long box. Everyone in the bar, from Wu Xingxing to Pheasant Jing to the guests, stretched their necks curiously. Could it be some kind of magic weapon that Xiao Fushan sent?

Jiang Huan tore the old newspaper that wrapped the box, threw the box away, took out a scroll, and then tore off the ribbon, stretched out his long arms, and shook the scroll like this.

It was clearly the painting of white plums written by Xie Lingying that hung in the main hall of Xiaofu Shanshe last time.

According to the painting of the white plum blossoms in the ancient Plum Blossom View next to Xiaofu Mountain, the spirit of plum blossoms is attached to it.

The map unfolded on the ground, and a faint light was reflected.The light illuminated a place outside the picture, and a foot wearing sneakers and a leg stretched out from the picture, and then Mei Xiaoyuan came out wearing a sun hat and carrying a school backpack.

"I wish my uncle all the best, safe and smooth delivery, and a [-]% discount for taking the child back to the family suite for vacation."

Seeing the monster watching from the side, Mei Xiaoyuan went out of her way to explain, "The master is Xiaofu Shan Lingying real person."

So "oh, oh" sounded everywhere, and the monsters all sighed, Master Lingying is not far away, and he specially sent his apprentice to congratulate him. After all, the inheritance has a long history, this friendship, this etiquette, this exquisiteness!

Jiang Huan didn't bother to remind, this apprentice didn't come by plane and high-speed train, but by China Post.

Mei Xiaoyuan unloaded her backpack, took out a stack of leaflets for Xiaofu Shanshe B&B, and distributed them to the monsters watching, "There is a [-]% discount coupon on the leaflet, which is available on non-holiday weekends. Everyone can consider taking a vacation."

Jiang Huan grabbed the handle of her student's backpack, "Your master just said a few words?" He glanced at her from top to bottom, implying that the apprentice is here. What about the ceremony?

No matter what others do, Jiang Huan really wants her to bleed if the senior sister cuts it like that.

Mei Xiaoyuan was lifted up, "Just a few words."

Jiang Huan asked, "Then why are you here?"

She looked at the ground, then at the store, and said longingly, "I'm here for a trip...to see the capital city." Mei Jing, who had sprouted spiritual consciousness in the spring breeze of the new era, added, "Uncle, you Just hang me here and let me live for two days, I don't take up space."

The senior sister sent an apprentice to congratulate and travel, except for the express fee of China Post, nothing was left out, and there was no profit.

Jiang Huan took a deep breath and said to Mei Jing, "Go back and ask your master if he would like to spend a few years learning English, and I will write her a letter of recommendation. It would be a pity not to cut leeks with this brain."

He stayed in the bar for an hour, afraid of his prestige, all the monsters did not dare to mention pregnancy, but all of them poked their heads and looked over.

Jiang Huan drank two glasses of wine and went home. When he reached the gate of the courtyard, he turned around suddenly.

At the corner of the alley, two young men in black suits and white shirts appeared out of thin air. One had a straight face and a prominent nose, and the other was quite kind, but his face was slightly elongated.

Jiang Huan frowned, "Ox head horse face?"

Horse face clasped hands, "Congratulations, Cui sent us to congratulate."

Xuan Chang and Judge Cui have a good relationship, and even Jiang Huan is an acquaintance.When he temporarily entered reincarnation, Jiang Huan went to find Cui Pan.

The underworld and the human world are more closely connected. After all, people and demons are ghosts after they die, and the creatures in the world must eventually go to the underworld.The underworld is within reach, but the heavens are out of reach.

Jiang Huan asked while pushing open the door, "How are Cui Pan and you Yan Luo doing?"

Ma Mian crossed the threshold with him and entered the courtyard, "Cui Pan is pretty good, it's our Yan Luo, and I've been reading "Youth Bao Qingtian" again these days, so we hum a ditty, and our mouths turn into 'heads Blue sky'."

The ten halls of the underworld, the fifth hall, King Yama was originally Han Qinhu. "Sui Shu" records that two days before his death, the old woman from the neighbor's house saw guards of honor guarding the door of his house, and the momentum was as great as an emperor.Surprised, the old woman asked what these people were doing here, and the people replied, "Come to meet the king." They disappeared in an instant.

Another person rushed to Han Qinhu's house and said he wanted to see the king. The people around Han Qinhu asked, "What king?" The man said, "King Yama."

When Han Qinhu was alive, he said to himself, "It is enough to live as the king of Shangzhu and die as the king of Yama."

Later, General Han quit and went to reincarnation. It happened that Bao Zheng's life span was nearing the end of his life, and he was quite famous in the world. Using the current cliché, the underworld obeyed the will of the people and specially recruited him.It's just that with the lessons learned from last time, I learned a good lesson this time, and didn't put on a big show, so I wasn't recorded in the annals of history.

Jiang Huan said, "Then you advise Yan Luo, don't play with teenagers all day long. I remember that there was a drama about him a few years ago called "Kaifeng Mansion". Let's change it."

He knew that Niu Tau Ma also wanted to meet Xuan Chang when he came, so he brought the two inside.Seeing Xuan Chang, Ma Mian bowed his hands again, "Congratulations, congratulations." He took out a note, "This is the mantra of extinction of fixed karma written by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Express your heart."

Xuan Chang thanked him for accepting it, and Jiang Huan asked, "Is the Bodhisattva still in retreat?"

The retreat of gods, Buddhas and advanced practitioners is like updating and upgrading the system regularly. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has been closed for 700 years this time.

Hearing Ma Mian's reply, he had to close it again.The two sides chatted a few words, the bull's head and the horse's face changed back to the bull's and horse's head, and the horse's face smiled, "It's still so comfortable." With the last cup of hands, he jumped down, and the phantom passed through the floor and went back to the underworld.

Jiang Huan crossed his arms, "It's really free, even the underworld has been notified?"

Wu Xingxing, who has a big mouth and a small trumpet, and Cheng Sisi, that little bastard, have no acquaintances in the underworld, and Xuan Chang is more familiar with the underworld, so it is naturally reminiscent.

Xuan Chang smiled and said nothing, Jiang Huan said sharply, "I tell you, I can't give birth. If you want me to give birth, I will give birth to you."

In just a few days, all the monsters in Beijing know about it, even the underworld.When King Ksitigarbha came out of the customs, Cui Panyi said, I will pass on the mantra bestowed by the Bodhisattva, all right, all the gods and Buddhas must know it.

A fire was burning in Jiang Huan's stomach, and he couldn't get angry with Xuan Chang, so he walked into the room and turned on the air conditioner to sleep away his worries.All the roasted whole lamb was forgotten, and I was so upset and full of breath.