The world of mortals is just right

On the top of the mountain, under the tail of a huge black snake was pressing down two red grenades, one big and one small.

More than 100 red grenades scattered into the deep mountains in search of medicine.

In less than an hour, a red crocodile blew loudly, flapped its wings and flew back, released its left claw, and dropped a plant with black flowers.

The leading Chibi was pressed down by him, drool all over his body, and his hair was covered with dried water.Birds are clean by nature, and he already looks world-weary with hatred, and his eyes are ready to burst into anger at any time.

"...You found the one you wanted, Rong Rong, and let us go."

Jiang Huan turned back into a human body, but he and Xiaoniao were also unable to move, so he squatted in front of them, amazed.

"Do you think I'm stupid? If you give me fake medicine, what if my wife has something wrong with it? I'm sure I'll have to take a bird home. I'll return it to you when I eat it. But if my wife has a headache, I'll give you fake medicine to stew Bird quality."

The leader's eyes turned cold, and he suppressed it forcefully, asking, "Who do you want to take away?"

Jiang Huan kept it a secret, "Of course I will bring—"

Chi Chi was vaguely anxious, the little bird was pale, and had stopped talking for a long time.

"Little bird."

The leader Chi Chi struggled to his feet, "Why don't you take me with you, I'm the patriarch!"

"I don't think you think I'm stupid, but you." Jiang Huan grinned, "You were willing to sacrifice your life to save the bird when I was chasing him. I can't tell who is worth anything?"

At this moment, Xiaoniao, who looked like a handsome teenager in his teens, pursed his thin lips, clenched his fists, with a determined expression, opened his mouth suddenly, and spewed blood from Jiang Huan, who hadn't reacted.

In the bedroom of a courtyard house in Beijing, Xuan Chang's heart skipped a beat suddenly.He put down the county chronicle for a while, feeling a faint uneasiness lingering.

Both the Shang and Zhou dynasties respected the divine bird. The merchants said, "The mysterious bird of destiny descended to give birth to Shang", and they worshiped the mysterious bird.The Zhou Dynasty prospered in Shaanxi, to be precise, it prospered on one thing.

Fengming Qishan.

The earlier the era, the more vague the definition of some concepts, and the detailed standards were gradually added later.

For example, dragons, the earliest dragons did not have antlers, horse faces, eagle claws, and fish tails. People only know that dragons have long and twisted bodies, and they are always accompanied by light.

The same is true of the phoenix of the Zhou Dynasty. There is no such thing as a chicken head, a swallow, a snake neck, and a body. In some classics, the phoenix is ​​not even called a phoenix.

"Bamboo Book Chronicles" records, "Zhou Zhixing also, Mianji sang in Qishan." Mianji sounds Yuezhuo, which is a big bird with red eyes.

Sizhong Mountain is in Shaanxi, and there are many red crickets in the mountain, and the red crickets happen to be red too.

Most spiritual birds in the world are related to phoenixes, and can even give birth to "phoenix species". In today's words, it is the phenomenon of atavism.

Xuan Chang turned back the county chronicles again, and his heart sank even more.

There is a county not far from Da'an Town in Sizhong Mountain. The name of the county is now "Feng County", but the ancient name is "Guifeng".

The return of the phoenix, this little bird is a phoenix species!

No wonder this group of broken birds doted on him, spoiling him like this!

The Phoenix Heart Blood Snake was going to lose half his life when it came across it, Jiang Huan couldn't avoid it, the little broken bird sprayed at his eyes, trying to burn his eyes first.

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Huan has made up his mind to gouge out his eyes to save his life. At worst, he will develop a sideline fortune-telling business in the future.

But at this moment, golden light emanated from his body, enveloping him like a layer of golden light.The phoenix blood rushed onto the golden mask, sizzling, but it never splashed on him.

A golden light shines from his chest, which is... the mantra of the Ksitigarbha King to destroy karma.

Jiang Huan's expression was very incomprehensible for a moment, and he was frozen in place, as if his soul had come out of his body, listening to some words in a daze.

But this state lasted only half a second before the golden light dissipated, and he immediately shook his head lazily, throwing away his thoughts, and lifted him up by the back collar of the ashen-faced bird school uniform.

"Sure enough, it's a bird, and it's quite temperamental."

Xiaoniao's heart was injured, and his neck was tilted. Jiang Huan shook it twice, saw his mouth open, and let out a breath.

Jiang Huan picked up the black flowers on the ground and carried the bird on his shoulder like a sack.

The red crickets blocked in groups, and the leader's face turned red with anger.

"Where are you taking him! Ah Bao is injured, if something goes wrong..."

Jiang Huan looked at him with the eyes of a fool, "Don't say anything else, do you think he is injured, do you have a good veterinarian here, or a good veterinarian in Beijing?"

Chi Chi had nothing to say, Jiang Huan looked around at them, "Okay, I'll take the bird away. I'll give you one last chance to see if this medicine is real or not."

A young chibi carefully looked at the expression on the head bird's face, the head bird gritted its teeth and nodded slightly, the young chibi pulled its claws twice, and grabbed another black flower plant.

Well, sure enough, he lied to me with fake medicine before.

Jiang Huan looked at the medicine, and this time it fit the description, with slender bluegrass leaves, platycodon root, black flowers but no fruit.

He grabbed the medicine, waved his hand at the pile of red chilies, and carried the half-conscious little birds down the mountain.

The young Chibi asked the bird, "Patriarch, are you really going to let him take away Ah Bao?"

The head bird drooled, sighed and felt disgusted again, his face twisted, "What else can I do, the Phoenix blood can't control him. Apart from the aura of gods and Buddhas on him, there is..." The head bird couldn't help frowning, this line Indistinctly on the snake is the aura of a real dragon that has been hidden in the world for many years.

Jiang Huan swaggered down the mountain, only to realize that the car was gone, how could he go back?

He threw the little bird Po on the ground, picked up the unburned tree and dragged it away. The car was crushed like fried mashed potatoes.

He took out his phone to take a picture as a note, only to realize that if he didn't pay attention during the fight, the screen of the Apple was broken.

Fortunately, the Apple touch screen was cracked and it worked. He turned on the camera to take a full-angle photo of the Porsche ruins, and posted to the WeChat group that Xuan Chang was not in.

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"If the car is like this, will the insurance pay?"

Cheng Sisi replied: "..."

"Let's talk about it, you can't tell that it used to be a car at all."

Jiang Huan glanced at the half-dead Wounded Bird underground.

Although lying on the ground, the main theme of this Po's school uniform is still white, with a little gray on the blue and white.Jiang Huan's limited-edition T-shirts have been through the test of blood and fire, and several holes have been scorched on the calf of the sweatpants.

He kicked the bird, "Hey, change back to the original. I will carry you away, and those who don't know will think that I am abducted."

A Bao glared at the kidnapper bitterly, aren't you a kidnapper?

The bird had to bow its head under the eaves of the snake.Bi Abao, a student in the outstanding class of three-good students in Da'an Town Middle School for two consecutive years, lowered his eyes, bit his lips lightly, and conjured up a prototype.

His wings are red and black like other red crickets, but his body is like the legendary phoenix of later generations, with "five colors", with layers of patterns on his neck, bright red belly, emerald-like blue-green fur on his back, and long tail. The colors are intertwined, and they are as brilliant as the rays of the sun.

What a poor, lovely, beautiful bird.

Jiang Huan's eyes stopped on the top of the bird's head. The long golden hair on the top of the head was extremely eye-catching in the sun.

"No wonder none of you dare to change your prototype," Jiang Huan sighed, "Your head looks like Trump."

Bi Abao shot two bright lights in his eyes, wishing he could peck the stinky bug to death.

Jiang Huan looked at the mountain where there was no fire, but there was still black smoke.

He asked Bi Abao, "Can you summon rain?"

Bi Abao poked his neck, "I am Fire Spirit."

"Ling, you are tall." Jiang Huan checked the battery of his poor mobile phone, calling the wind and rain, Xuan Chang practiced dragon slaughter, holding the cloud and rain book, it was easy for him to summon the rain.

However, when Jiang Huan thought of him lying in bed, his heart was a little sad, and he couldn't remember how he could let him lose most of his mana and then force himself to help.

In this way, the only candidates were apprentices. Jiang Huan said directly to Cheng Sisi, "Draw me a symbol of thunder and rain."

When Cheng Sisi heard it, she started to shake it, "No, I haven't drawn a talisman in 800 years, and it's not easy to draw..."

Jiang Huan said, "Stop talking nonsense." The camera turned, and Cheng Sisi looked at the black smoky mountains in several places in front of him, "10 minutes."

Cheng Sisi had a thousand words to say and got stuck at any time.Sadly closing the lunch box, unfolding the napkin in the cafeteria, taking out the pen in his collar pocket, scratching his head and thinking hard, racking his brains to recall the painting.

He had to meditate for a few strokes, and the eyes in the cafeteria quickly converged into a small river of sympathy, and his colleagues whispered and bit their ears.

Team leader Xiao Cheng has not been progressing well in his project recently, has he?It's really miserable, it is said that only half of the budget has been approved...Look at this stressful, feudal superstition again.

Ten minutes later, Cheng Sisi sent a photo of her brainchild tissue.

Jiang Huan just remembered, looking around, there is no pen and paper.

Fortunately, in the deep mountains, there are big trees with leaves as big as palms.Once the paper is done, only the pen is left.His gaze was fixed on the bird again.

Bi Abao moved back angrily, "What are you doing!"

Jiang Huan coaxed him, "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid."

Then with quick eyesight and quick hands, he plucked a feather from the colorful buttocks of the phoenix species.

Bi Abao let out an "ow" in pain, and tears welled up in his eyes.The kid really couldn't bear today's successive blows and cried loudly.

Jiang Huan picked out his ears, facing the photos on WeChat, and used bird feathers to draw ghosts on the leaves.

Consumed until the last [-]% of the battery was exhausted, at least I finished drawing this horrible talisman, and waved a fire to burn it out.

After 10 minutes, Tian Ting took a burst of moderate rain to save face.The faint black smoke on the Sizhong Mountain was extinguished, the rain drenched the charred battlefield, and the scorched branches that had been split into half were soaked.

Jiang Huan walked on the road with a colorful bird in his hand. After fighting, he was exhausted and went back without the strength for the time being.He planned to go to the town to recharge his batteries and have a meal, and if he had enough time, he could find a place to sleep.

But his beautiful dream was shattered within half an hour. Comrades from the town's forestry station found smoke in the forest and came to check it out.Wearing a rain poncho in the heavy rain, the current criminal suspected of poaching the second-class national protected animals was caught.