The world of mortals is just right

The forestry management and protection station in Da'an Town, Ningqiang County is the largest management and protection station of the entire Ningqiang County Forestry Bureau. It is said to be the largest, and there are only two people on duty.

The guards have been working in the mountains for a long time, patrolling mountains, trees, and water every day.The focus of work is to do patrols, catch thieves, hack poachers, and prevent forest fires.

On this day, guard Lao Liu was wearing a poncho and found a dirty, tall, 30-year-old man on the road. Lao Liu immediately became alarmed.

After careful observation, the man's body was not dirty, but burnt, as if his whole body had been wiped off the bottom of a pot, and there were holes in his underwear that looked like they were blown out.

More than 20 years ago, there were some earth cannon workshops in this area. The spring breeze of the reform in the 90s has already blown across the country. The awareness of making money has increased, but the awareness of environmental protection has not yet. .

Today, the slogan on the mountain ranges that says "explode the mountain with cannons, and sit in prison" has long disappeared, but criminals are still determined to break the law and discipline!

In the rain, Lao Liu contacted another comrade, and the two slid down the slope of the forest guard, skillfully outflanking back and forth, blocking the suspected bad elements in the middle.

"What did you come here for, how much explosives did you bring, tell me honestly!..."

Before he finished speaking, the younger Comrade Xiao Yu stabbed him, "Old Liu!"

Looking at it in the rain, Lao Liu saw that the villain was actually holding a flowery bird in his hand. It was as if one person and one bird had been drenched, but judging from the length of the bird's tail, it must be at least a second-level national protection. animal.

"Okay, blasting mountains and poaching!"

Just like that, Jiang Huan was pushed onto the scooter and pulled into the guard station.

About this matter, although Jiang Huan himself hadn't checked how many national protected animals he was, but he had grown horns, so he had to start at the second level anyway.

The matter between the national second-class protected animals and the national second-class protected animals is nothing like poaching.

He came back with these two comrades because he had no car and he wanted to find a place to shelter from the rain.

Jiang Huan confessed sincerely, "I was driving by on a self-driving tour. When I encountered a natural disaster, a lightning bolt split the tree and fell into my car."

Old Comrade Liu frowned while listening, but Xiao Yu braved the rain to check in the woods, and he could match them one by one, and found the charred body of the car.

Lao Liu said, "Please explain the matter of the second-class national protected animals!"

Jiang Huan looked at him with tears in his eyes, "I am wronged, I am wronged."

He lifted the wilted Bi Xiaobao, "It's probably raining, you two didn't see clearly, it's either a bird or a chicken I raised."

Old Liu doesn't believe it, I am in the mountains, where there is smoke and fire, I can see clearly from a long distance, you say I can't tell the difference between a bird and a chicken?

But when he looked down, he was shocked. What this man was holding was indeed a little rooster.

The cockscomb is bright red, and the tail is a little longer, but it looks like a chicken.

Jiang Huan said, "Everyone else raises cats and dogs, but I like raising chickens. When people travel with cats and dogs, I bring chickens."

As he said that, he poked the chicken. The chicken was like a dead chicken, with a slightly humiliating appearance. After being poked by him, it closed its eyes half-deadly and let out a cry of "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Lao Liu was silent, and began to wonder if his eyesight was really bad, and he needed to get a pair of reading glasses.

On this rainy noon, Jiang Huan got a face towel and a cup of hot water.

Comrade Xiao Yu sent him to the town, and as an apology for catching a good man by mistake, he also treated him to a bowl of famous local acorn jelly.

Jiang Huan charged his phone, bought some clean clothes, and stayed in a guest house in the county for one night.

Replenish your energy, and return to Beijing the next day.

He shrank twice in two days, even he couldn't bear it.Many mortals have misunderstood flying, thinking that it is an easy task.In fact, regardless of monsters or practitioners, they all agree that airplanes are a great invention.If a bird can fly, the bird will not fly.

So on this day at the end of June, Jiang Huan returned to the capital in a hurry.

On weekdays, when everyone else was at work, Cheng Sisi slipped away to watch the fun.

The current situation of the master's uncle... Of course he didn't dare to work hard for the old man to entertain him, so Cheng Sisi brought some tonics such as bird's nest to greet him, and sat honestly under the veranda early in the morning.

It didn't take long to see Jiang Huan coming in, almost dropping his jaw in shock.

In this life, Jiang Huan was also from Wall Street. When he wore a suit, drove a sports car, and wore sunglasses, he looked like a powerful elite.

Even if he opened a bar later and wore T-shirts and sweatpants every day, he was still a sporty man.

However, at this moment, he was wearing a T-shirt wholesaled by the county and old man's knee-length underpants, with flip-flops on his feet, a chicken in his left hand, and a flower in his right.

He entered the yard, Cheng Sisi hadn't recovered yet, his arms were heavy, and he looked again, there was an extra chicken.

Cheng Sisi and Ji Dayan stared at each other, "Master... what is this!"

Jiang Huan had already rushed into the bedroom and slammed the door shut, "Reserve food."

The claws of the food reserve were tied, and there was grief and anger in the upside-down eyes.Cheng Sisi held the chicken and neither entered nor retreated, all he could hear was the sound of aggrieved and aggrieved vaguely from the bedroom.

He looked up at the sky in despair. He really didn't look at the almanac this time, so he put down the tied chicken on the spot and left.

On the other side, Jiang Huan quickly took a bath, changed clothes and went to bed, hugged Xuan Chang, put his face against the pajamas behind his back, and smelled his body.

"I'm finally back."

He thought that Xuan Chang was extremely sleepy, so he arched Xuan Chang twice, and was afraid of pressing Xuan Chang.

I have never been afraid of going out to fight, but this time I was worried that I could not find medicine.Now that she brought Rong Rong back and hugged Xuan Chang again, she could finally let go of her hanging heart.

Once put down, the curtains on the big bed blocked the light from the outside, and the pillow and quilt sheets were soft and smooth, holding Xuan Chang in his arms.

Jiang Huan was so sleepy that he rubbed his head on Xuan Chang's shoulder. When he was sober, he didn't dare to call his wife in front of Xuan Chang. Now he was sleepy and said.

"Honey, I'm back from looking for medicine for you... I'll sleep for a while."

The lower half of his face was pressed against Xuan Chang's shoulder, and he couldn't see it from Xuan Chang's angle, only his eyes were closed and there was a slight injury on his cheekbone.

Xuan Chang rubbed the top of his frizzy hair, and Jiang Huan leaned into his hand when he fell asleep, asking him to continue touching.

"it is good."

When I woke up, it was already afternoon.

Jiang Huan lay on the pillow, unable to touch Xuan Chang, squinting his eyes lazily to see that Xuan Chang lifted up his T-shirt, and then looked at the wound on his back.

Xuan Chang looked gentle and looked carefully. Jiang Huan couldn't help it, so he held his hand and brought it to play in front of him, fingers entangled in his.

"Have you taken any medicine?"

Xuan Chang smiled, "Not yet."

Regardless of the injury on his back, Jiang Huan bounced up, "Why don't you take it? I've already searched for medicine, so you don't want to keep that thing?"

Xuan Chang patted him on the back of the head, telling him to be calm, "How to eat?"

Jiang Huan was taken aback, this is really a good question.

He just sat on the bed and started a WeChat chat group in front of Xuan Chang.

The group name is "how to take medicine".

Cheng Sisi led the group: What kind of medicine?

Look at the group name again: Oh... Isn't the traditional way of making alchemy for this kind of spiritual grass...

Jiang Huan: How long do you plan to practice, seven to 49 days, it is better to practice longer, after the practice, the baby will be born.

Yi Yi typed with sesame seed cakes in his mouth: How about wringing out the juice.

Jiang Huan: Where did the inspiration come from?

Yi Yi confessed: I read a report on artemisinin.

Jiang Huan watched, the apprentices were unreliable.

At this time, bastard frothed: My wife and I both believe that living in modern times, we still have to believe in the power of technology.

Jiang Huan placed an order in the mobile app, put on slippers and went out to watch chickens.

The chicken was tied up, and Cheng Sisi was kept lying down on the ground, with a lifeless expression on his face.

When Jiang Huan approached, Bi Abao didn't move, but flinched slightly when Xuan Chang walked behind Jiang Huan.

Jiang Huan said, "I'll untie it for you, don't run around, you are a chicken now, if you are caught by others, you will be stewed."

With a swipe of the fingernail, the rope between the two chicken feet broke.He stepped on his slippers and moved a bucket of Nongfu Spring to make a sink. The little rooster resisted for a long time, but still couldn't resist the temptation of the spring water. He walked over to drink water step by step, and cleaned his feathers after drinking the water.

Half an hour later, a flash delivery rider delivered Jiang Huan's order.

A small cardboard box, unpacking the cardboard box and foam packaging, tearing off the plastic film, inside is a wall-breaking machine that was popular on the health-care channel two years ago.

Xuan Chang just looked at him, washed the lotus root, rinsed it in mineral water, threw it into the machine, poured another few hundred milliliters of water into the machine, and then turned it on.

Ninety seconds later, there was only half a cup of black and yellow juice left in the transparent cup.

Jiang Huan beat it for several minutes, poured out the medicine juice, and stared at it for more than ten seconds, thinking that this thing was not good looking.

"Hey, how about I drink with you?"

He worked so hard to find it, no matter what kind of medicine it is.Xuan Chang smiled, took the cup from his hand, and drank it down in one gulp.

Just after drinking, Jiang Huan's lips stuck to his tongue, as if trying to swallow him alive.

Originally, he just wanted to know whether Xuan Chang was suffering or not, but he couldn't stop kissing him. When Xuan Chang held his waist, Jiang Huan parted his lips and tongue, tasted it, and frowned disdainfully, "Why is it sour?"