Date a baby with his father in the front row

"Dating a Baby in the Front Row and His Father"

Author: Tang Yushuang

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Lu Qiaosha felt that since he knew Ye Jiba and Li Erbao, he hadn't encountered any good things.

Especially after going to the Black Gobi to fight in groups, but was beaten down from the sky twice by a single father, Tang Men, in a row!

"Father, this big brother is a good man."

"Oh?" Tang Luanying squinted at Lu Prisonsha for a while, and finally fixed on Lu Prisonsha's chest, "...are you able to give birth to a child?"

Lu Prisonsha was frightened dumb by the other party's serious words, and subconsciously covered his chest, as if looking at Deng Tuzi, and stared at Tang Luanying with wide eyes.

"You're so good at it! You can't be humiliated, don't come here!"

"..."

This person is sick.

Tang Luanying silently covered her eldest son's eyes.

Swordsman Love [-] game fan, this is a story of a brother who was cheated and a father with a baby.

In addition, after the end of this article, there will be a sister article "Glass Cat and Catnip" by Ming Tangxiang following this article. I hope everyone will support and pay attention.

PS: Cezang Yanghua and the main text Xiaobianwai will be updated on my Sina Weibo [Tang Yushuang-Just a Toffee].mwah

Content tags: games, online games, match made in heaven, grievances and grudges near water

Search keywords: Protagonist: Tang Luanying, Lu Qiaosha┃Supporting roles: Tang Chuan, Tang Chen, Ye Jiba, Li Erbao, Mao Bohe, Qishu, Zhuang Yuanxi, etc.┃Others: Jian San, Tang Ming, Ce Zang, Yang Hua

【One】

Lu Prison felt that he really ate shit today!

To be precise, since he met Ye Jiba and Li Erbao, he hasn't encountered any good things.

Like now, Lu Prison Sha was running wildly with the baby-faced Ye Jiba holding his head above his head like a kite.

It's not that Lu Prisonsha didn't want to escape, but he was wearing a horsewhip around his neck, and the owner of the horsewhip, Li Erbao, was galloping ahead of them while pulling the whip.

Thanks to Ye Jiba's amazing running speed, otherwise Lu Qiaosha felt that he would have to be dismembered now.

"You two are crazy! Do you really think I'm a kite?!"

"Hahahahaha! Qiuqiu, don't be angry, my buddy is taking you to pretend to be flying!"

"Go to Nima's handfuls! Dig... poof!"

"arrive!"

Ye Jiba rubbed his sore arm, and looked at Lu Prison smugly at Lu Prison who was pulled out of the soil by Li Erbao's whip.

To say that what the three of them love most is to come to Hei Gobi to find fights and have fun.

But since Ye Jiba and Li Erbao were called back by his family to go on a blind date some time ago, it has been more than two years since they parted, and they finally got together again. No, Ye Jiba grabbed Li Erbao early to find Lu Prison Sha came to Hei Gobi to protect the minecart for the Haoqi League.

You don't need to ask Lu Prisonsha to get it, but the blind date process is definitely a chicken and a dog jumping as far as the urine of these two bastards is concerned.

Take Ye Jiba as an example. On the day of the blind date, he was joking with someone. He threw the girl’s uncle as a ball and broke his hand. In the end, he was dragged out by his second sister and thrown into the lake dozens of times. The fact that he didn't drown spread to most of the Haoqi League.

And Li Erbao didn't look at Ye Jiba who usually followed Ye Jiba honestly and kept quiet. On the day of the blind date, he actually grabbed the girl and insisted that he run with his horse. In the end, he got on the horse and ran like a mad dog, almost killing the girl alive. Tired to death in the racecourse.

Punishment afterwards is inevitable, but after being tied behind a horse by his father and running for a day, he turned around and said solemnly to the father of the girl who came to ask for an explanation, your girl is not good, she can't even run the road, she must be born Doll.Li Erbao's father almost passed out out of breath, so he asked someone to drag Erbao's stupid spore back to the barracks where he had been brushing the stables for a year.

The soil in Shuo Xueyi was finally patted clean, and Lu Prison scratched the sand in his hair, watching the Er Que staring at the breasts and legs of the female heroes next to him, drooling and making a lot of eyes. He directly cut Ming Zun.

Seeing that there was still some time before the mine cart was full, Lu Qiaosha thought about going to the villain on the opposite side to have a look.He didn't bother to worry about Ye Jiba carrying Li Erbao in armor around in order to show his strength, swung a beautiful sword flower, ignored the noise behind him, and sneaked out with great lightness skills.

Everything went smoothly, just as Lu Jusha was thinking about finding a place to use the back-burning shadow art, Lu Jusha was hit by something in the heart suddenly, and he was sent flying.When he woke up again, he saw Ye Jiba's iconic baby face as soon as he opened his eyes.

"Qiaoqiu, you caught too many fish, you were thrown in the face by the tail of the fish, and you were actually thrown from mid-air by a little fish?! Come on, come on! Thank you brother quickly, if it wasn't for your reaction Fly over here and drag you away, maybe this handsome little face will be abused."

"Go away, you moron brother! Why are you dragging my hood back again?!"

"Eh? So you didn't faint!"

"How many times have you been stunned! Your butt hurts like a fire, are you fooling me?"

Lu Qiaosha looked at the sand on the back of the clothes distressedly. Fortunately, the fabric was strong, otherwise he would have been invisible today.

"See what that person looks like?"

"Uh... I ran too fast and didn't pay attention. Hey, Erbao, did you see that?"

Ye Jiba shook his head, and then nudged Li Erbao who was standing on the side holding horse grass to tease the horse with his elbow.

Li Erbao was taken aback for a moment, then blinked his eyes and replied.

"Tang Sect, male, has milk."

……

Lu Qiaosha felt a little bit overwhelmed, but luckily with the translator Ye Jiba, he finally understood what Erbao meant.

Brother Pao still has a baby who hasn't been weaned, and he ran over to guard and save money while he was still full of milk fragrance. Has the Valley of the Wicked become so poor recently?

Ye Jiba shook the white jade and silver ring around his waist, feeling very heavy.

But Lu Qiaosha didn't think that just because the other party had a baby to support him, he should be beaten for nothing.

Borrowing Ye Jiba's organ Jade Lion to find a tool to sharpen the scimitar, Lu Qiaosha cut back to Fenying thinking about teaching him a lesson.

Run, jump, level flight!

"……what!"

Lu Prison was dazed at first, and after the brief dizziness passed, he clutched his stomach and rolled on the ground twice in pain.

"you again?"

With great difficulty, Lu Prison pulled a Misty Nail from his belly, and before he could relax, he heard a cold male voice above his head saying impatiently.

A scent of milk, Tangmen, man!

Lu Qiaosha clutched his stomach and struggled to get up, grabbing the Tangmen in front of him with a grim expression.

"Why do you keep staring at me and shooting? Do I have a grudge against you?!"

Tang Luanying frowned and looked at the Mingjiao who had been knocked down twice by herself from mid-air. Seeing that the mighty army on the opposite side was gradually approaching with the mine cart, she didn't bother to talk nonsense. A flying star escaped and quickly hid In the army of villains who came to pursue.

Lu Qiaosha's heart burst into flames, but seeing that the villain had already overwhelmed him, he could only hide and run back to the mine cart.

Ye Jiba and Li Erbao are still chasing and being chased like mad dogs.

Once during the period, Lu Qiaosha spotted the figure of the Tang Sect, and was about to touch it incognito, but Ye Jiba "touched" a crane and threw it at him, and he was also implicated.

"Don't stop me so much! I'm going to die with the hot Tang Sect!"

"Want to sneak away by yourself? No way!"

Li Erbao looked sympathetically at Lu Qiaosha who was tied up by his horsewhip and dragged around by Ye Jiba's feet, and said nothing.

Ye Jiba, on the other hand, had a great time playing, and directly pulled Lu Prisonsha's ankle and played with the wind to Wu Shan.

It wasn't until Lu Qiaosha couldn't straighten up after being turned around that Ye Jiba let go, turned around and pulled Li Erbao's beard, and pointed into the distance.

"Come on Er Bao! Let's scatter our blood wantonly! Hao! Qi! Long! Save!"

"..."

Lu Prisonsha looked at the two people whose blood suddenly became hot, and was completely speechless.

It wasn't until the two of them grabbed the reins and planned to ride out on horseback that Lu Qiaosha barely stood up while supporting the crystal ore beside him, shaking his legs.

"Ball~ball~one~up~ah~"

It's the familiar smell of horse dung again, and it's the familiar way of raising it high.

Lu Qiaosha, who became a human kite again, continued to maintain the loveless expression of his previous life, enduring the life of scrambled eggs.

"Dug out Nima's few...poof!"

"Ah, my hand slipped. What, Erbao, quickly pull the ball out of the soil, let's do it again."

【to be continued】

【two】

"Second Treasure, Qiuqiu, hurry up! I'm about to be unable to restrain the evil spirit of Fen Ji in my body! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ye Jiba's face was pale, and he pinched the door panel in front of him with his fingers in pain.

Just before the door panel gradually appeared cracks and was about to shatter, the door panel was pulled open violently, and Lu Prison pinched his nose and slapped a wad of toilet paper directly on Ye Jiba's face.

"Just poop well, why are you yelling? Hurry up, it smells like smashing a chicken farm."

"I don't want to either! Mommy Alaam~ I'm going to die!"

Ye Jiba was holding the toilet paper with a pale face, but he greedily ate the fruit that Li Erbao brought from Chang'an West City, and ended up throwing up and defecating for more than an hour.

But the culprit, Li Erbao, squatted by the toilet with the leftover fruit and ate it bite by bite.

"Scrub it finely! Don't eat it! If you don't eat it, you have to wash it!"

"Jiba... I don't understand."

"I'll let you eat them up! If you can't finish them, I won't strangle you to death!"

"Oh."

Lu Qiaosha was too lazy to care about these two bad words, and closed the wooden door of the latrine with a bang, and planned to go to the gate of Yangzhou City to find someone to practice his hands without looking back.

But obviously, as long as Ye Jiba and Li Erbao are around, things will always happen.