Date a baby with his father in the front row

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"Oh~ this fart is so cool! Eh? Qiuqiu, where are you going?"

"Yangzhou."

"Are you going to hatch eggs? Wait for us to come together!"

"Hatch eggs?"

Lu Qiaosha was a little dumbfounded, but after thinking about it, it seems that he really heard about the Longmen Flying Swords going on in the rivers and lakes recently, and there are golden eggs hidden with various treasures every day, causing a lot of noise.

This is a good thing, Lu Prison touched his smooth chin, suddenly thought of something, and immediately turned his head to look at Ye Jiba who was pulling on the wooden board of the toilet.

"Jiba, is there any money to be made from this thing?"

"Yeah, although it's not a lot, but if you're lucky, you can really get rich overnight."

"Then hurry up! I don't believe that Tang Sect won't go."

"Fuck, do you still remember? Wait, I'll be fine soon. Erbao, what else are you eating? Come and help me, my legs are numb."

"...I haven't finished eating."

"Eat fart! You are still eating next to the toilet, are you stupid?!"

"It's not you..."

"What? Fuck, the paper fell into the pit! Who of you still have paper?"

"Isn't it all for you?!"

"Sun dog! Second treasure, go buy it! Go!"

"Wang!"

It was almost noon when Ye Jiba covered his face and was picked up by Li Erbao with his trousers. The three of them originally wanted to wait until they arrived in Yangzhou to have a good meal, but now Ye Jiba's legs were so weak that Li Erbao Worried that Ye Jiba would start vomiting and diarrhea again on the way, he simply carried Ye Jiba, who was clamoring to hatch eggs, on his shoulders and planned to send him back to rest.

When Lu Prisonsha saw it, he was immediately amused.

"Little Jiba~ Obediently go home with Brother Erbao and hatch the eggs."

"Shut up, you dead ball! Wait until my brother recovers, and see if I don't throw you out and smash the arrow tower!"

"Smash you a few times!"

Slapping Ye Jiba's ass bitterly, Lu Prison immediately disappeared to find a nearby driver.

Ye Ji jumped aggressively, but because Li Erbao carried him on his shoulders, he could only pinch Erbao's red beard and gnash his teeth angrily.

"The ball has gone bad!"

"Ah."

"Butt hurts, rub it for me quickly."

"Ah."

"If you didn't do Longmen today, you might miss the flying sword. As compensation, all your golden eggs are mine."

"it is good."

"...Eh? Why didn't you leave?"

"stomachache."

"Hahahaha, you've been punished! Let's go, bro, please go to the toilet, I'll pay for all the toilet paper here today!"

……

……

It was already afternoon when he arrived in Yangzhou City, Lu Prisonsha held the Persian cat Qiuqiu who was as hungry as himself and stared at the gate of the city for a long time without seeing the previous Tangmen.

When he was thinking about whether to continue to stay or to buy something to eat, suddenly a shadow with a milk fragrance covered Lu Qiaosha.

"Big brother, can my brother pet your cat? Just for a moment, or I'll exchange it with a snack."

When Lu Prisonsha, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, looked up, he saw a little boy about ten years old in dark blue cloth.

And in the small bamboo basket in front of the boy's chest, a one-year-old doll was shaking his small hands towards the ball in his arms, "babbling and babbling" endlessly.

Lu Qiaosha originally wanted to refuse. After all, this cat is also a sacred object of his sect, so it seems not good for people to touch it casually like this.But Wu Zang Temple didn't care too much. In the end, Lu Prison filled his mouth full with the red bean rice cakes given by the boy, and let the other party sit next to him with the bamboo basket in his arms, watching his balls being thrown into the bamboo basket together. The milk doll hugged into a ball.

Perhaps it was because Lu Qiusha's eating habits were too poor, and when he was still licking the snacks on his fingers, the boy offered a light blue handkerchief to him.

"Boy, why are you running around with your brother alone? Where are your parents?"

"I don't have a mother. Dad went to the city to exchange money. Let my brother and I wait here."

Seeing the boy's indifferent look, Lu Qiaosha suddenly felt distressed.Don't look at him usually going wild, but he lost his mother early when he was a child, and his father was a martial arts idiot, so he had the opportunity to grow up and join the Mingjiao only with the help of people in the tribe.

But looking at the half-worn but not new, but clean clothes of the two children in front of him and the sturdy bamboo basket without burrs, Lu Qiaosha can be sure that their father is definitely much more reliable.

"By the way, big brother, can you help me hold my little brother?"

"What?"

Wrapping the ball of children and cats in his arms in a hurry, Lu Prison watched blankly as the boy took out a large board from the bamboo basket and hung it on his chest.

Almost instantly, this small vacant space was surrounded by a group of female heroes.

"It's so pitiful, you actually brought your child here to beg for a nanny."

"Yes, yes! I can't tell that this father is so young and has such a big child."

"Oh, but I am so sloppy, but the child is so clean and well-behaved, he must be a good man."

"Look, I still have a cat! It's so cute..."

……

……

wait wait wait!Is there something wrong? !

Lu Qiaosha stiffened his neck and turned his head to look at the calm boy. At this moment, he had no choice but to be thankful that Ye Jiba forced him to hang him on the roof of Hidden Sword Villa, so he had to learn the characters of the Central Plains in half a year.

However, it is better not to understand.

Looking at the words on the wooden board, it was written in a strong and forceful manner, "I have a single child who has no breasts. I ask a nanny to feed me carefully. The salary will be settled monthly, and we will discuss the details." Lu Qiaosha suddenly felt as if something precious had broken off his head. The melon seeds felt like they were kicked by a donkey in the backyard of Erbao's house, and they swelled in pain.

He blushed a few times and wanted to disappear, but seeing the baby in his arms sleeping soundly with his ball ball, Lu Qiaosha struggled in his heart, and could only grit his teeth and put on the hood silently.

"Xiao Chuan, did you find the nanny so quickly?"

The surroundings seemed to be quiet all of a sudden. Tang Luanying, who had long been accustomed to being tabooed and feared by others, skillfully retracted the Qianji switch to his lower back, and did not shy away from the right side of his ragged clothes, where the exposed skin had dark red spots. Wicked tattoos.

But the boy was not afraid, instead his eyes shone with admiration.

"father!"

"father!"

……

"Ok?"

For the first time, Tang Luanying felt that there was something wrong with her hearing power that she had cultivated for many years, but she couldn't help raising her eyebrows when she saw Lu Prisonsha, who was holding her young son and cat in front of her, and was so ashamed to find a hole because of a slip of the tongue.

"Brother, no matter how powerful I am, Tang, I will not be able to give birth to such a big son. But if I really want to recognize a godfather or something, Tang really can't bear it."

"Father, this big brother is a good man."

"Oh?" Tang Luanying squinted at Lu Prisonsha for a while, and finally fixed on Lu Prisonsha's chest, "...are you able to give birth to a child?"

Lu Qiaosha, who had just put the child and the cat back into the bamboo basket, was taken aback by the other party's serious words, subconsciously covered his chest, and stared at Tang Luanying with wide-eyed eyes as if he were a disciple.

"You're so good at it! You can't be humiliated, don't come here!"

"..."

This person is sick.

Tang Luanying silently covered her eldest son's eyes.

【to be continued】

【three】

"Let me ask you, what do we call the nanny?"

"Nurse!"

"And what about men?"

"Daddy!"

"I'm going to Nima's bazi!"

Lu Prisonsha slapped away Li Erbao who was foolishly agreeing with Ye Jiba. If it wasn't for the youngest son of the Tang Sect, Xiaochen, Lu Prisonsha would have beaten Li Erbao until he didn't even recognize his mother.

Recalling that yesterday, Tang Luanying did not find a nanny to take care of the child because of his interference, Lu Qiaosha was actually quite guilty.

After all, there was no big grievance at first, so Lu Qiaosha squatted over Tang Luanying's room and pondered all night. After thinking about it, he decided to show the child to others for a while, and then leave after finding a new nanny.

"You? Have milk?"

Early in the morning, Tang Luanying was busy with eating for the two children, and neatly cut the egg noodle cake into small portions of equal size. Tang Luanying habitually stuffed a piece into the mouth of the eldest son Xiaochuan as soon as she turned her head. , Afterwards, he did not forget to wipe off the cake crumbs around Xiao Chuan's mouth with his fingers, and looked at Lu Qiaosha who was also waiting for him to feed the cake with contempt.

Almost without hesitation, Tang Luanying turned the knife in his hand around and stuffed the handle into Lu Prisonsha's mouth.

"It's okay. Xiaochen has been weaned, but do you know how to take care of the baby?"

"Understood! When I lived with my neighbors, I often helped them take care of their newly weaned babies. I also knew how to change diapers, rice cereal, and so on."

So, Ye Jiba and Li Erbao, who came looking for Lu Jusha, sat in the small yard, watching Lu Jusha holding Xiaochen who was chewing his hair in one hand, and coaxing Xiaochen to open his mouth to eat rice with difficulty with a small wooden spoon in the other. Gooey.

After eating early, Xiao Chuan, who had already started to practice horse stance and basic skills by himself, was a little nervous and curious when he saw people from his family other than his father and his father's family coming for the first time. Even though his face was broken like his father, but But out of the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help secretly looking at the two people who knew Lu Qiaosha very well.

Ye Jiba quickly noticed this. Seeing that Lu Qiaosha was not feeding the child, Xiao Chuan simply moved aside. He had a baby face, but he insisted on showing a strange uncle's smile.

"You are Xiao Chuan, right? Do you want to play high with your brother?"

"..."

"Big brother, I'm amazing!" Seeing Xiao Chuan's suspicious expression, Ye Jiba exploded immediately, without even thinking about it, he habitually picked up Lu Prison as soon as he turned his head, and raised one hand high, " Did you see it? Isn’t it amazing.”

Ye Jiba didn't do well here, but when he lowered his head, he saw that Xiao Chuan's expression turned blank.

"father!!!"