If I leave, you must come
Chapter 03
"Congratulations to the two gentlemen at table 17, who became the lucky customers of our store today!" The two were eating when a waiter girl came over with a smile, "Just answer a few simple questions, and you can get free today. There are wonderful gifts to give!"
Ye Xiu glanced at the camera: "Do you want to record?"
"Ah yes, it will be released as our promotional video, isn't it convenient for the two of you?"
"Shoot him, he has a big face, so he can see clearly," Huang Shaotian pointed at Ye Xiu, "Lao Ye, if you can save money for a meal, you can save it."
"Hehe, Shaotian is really diligent and thrifty in managing the house. I will give you the best husband award when I go back." Ye Xiu winked at Huang Shaotian.
"Cook your brother-in-law, answer the questions carefully, and don't embarrass my Huang family."
"Hehe, come on."
"Thank you for your cooperation! Then we will start. What is your name, sir?"
"Miangui's surname is Ye." Ye Xiu smiled just right for the camera.
I'll go, it seems like that, Huang Shaotian secretly "tsk", turned his eyes and took a sip of the soup.Over the years, Ye Xiu's sarcasm face has become more and more freely retractable. In formal occasions, it shines like a dog. Huang Shaotian has to admit that he is so handsome while looking contemptuous.
"Mr. Ye didn't come with his girlfriend today?"
Ye Xiu received Huang Shaotian's gaze and nodded, "Well, I didn't come."
Huang Shaotian was about to return a look of "You're sensible", when Ye Xiu said again: "My wife is here."
"Cough, cough, cough." Huang Shaotian choked on water, and hurriedly found a tissue to wipe it.
"Be careful, you can choke on the soup." Ye Xiu handed over a tissue, Huang Shaotian took it, and warned Ye Xiu not to talk nonsense with his eyes.
"Mr. Ye is married, congratulations! But it's a pity that your wife is not here for the time being."
"Yeah, the kid will help his mother get the newspaper." Ye Xiu ignored the second half of the regrettable sentence.
Huang Shaotian thought of the golden retriever at home named "Xiaohai" who was sent by him every day to fetch newspapers, and the water he just drank was about to choke out again.
"You are so young and promising, and you already have a wife and children, you are a sure winner in life!" the waiter said politely.
"It's okay." Ye Xiu said so, and the camera clearly showed a face of "Brother is so awesome", making people want to put the vegetable bowl on his face.
"Then we will officially start. For the first question, Mr. Ye, please describe your girlfriend. Oh no, it's time to call Mrs. Ye."
"Madam Ye," Ye Xiu repeated the address, seeming to be very satisfied. Over there, Huang Shaotian had already started killing people with his eyes. Ye Xiu thought about it, "He is childish, talkative, annoying, and he likes to be brave and doesn't listen to others. Persuasion..." Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian's angry eyes and comforted him, "But ah, he is a very good person...very, very, very good."
Huang Shaotian suddenly died down, pulled the rice cake twice, and pulled out a few crab legs.
"Then can you tell me what kind of good method it is?"
Ye Xiu smiled: "I can't tell you guys, what should I do if I tell you if you want to rob me?"
Huang Shaotian was still concentrating on dealing with the crab legs, he didn't seem to care about Ye Xiu's words, but the smile he couldn't hide on his face revealed the secret joy in his heart.
"You two have such a good relationship!" The waiter girl sighed and laughed, and then said again after a while, "Then the second question, how did Mr. Ye catch up with Mrs. Ye in the first place?"
"Huh? He chased me." Ye Xiu's tone was flat, as if he was stating a perfectly normal fact.
Huang Shaotian quickly swallowed a rice cake and interjected: "Ye Xiu, show some face, that's called chasing, treat yourself as your own BOSS, and the whole world will chase you!"
"Isn't it? The first kill of the rare wild map boss fell into the hands of Juggernaut Da Da, congratulations."
"Congratulations on the ball, why didn't the equipment burst out? There are still rare wild pictures, are you going to refresh a few times before being pushed a few times?"
"Extremely rare, only refresh once, the BOSS is already at your house, do you want any equipment?"
The topic entered the stage where the waitress girl couldn't understand. The hostess ignored the camera and kept arguing with others. She couldn't help coughing twice: "Can Mr. Ye tell me how to catch up?"
"I'm sorry, this guy keeps making trouble." Ye Xiu pointed at Huang Shaotian, "Where did he go? Oh, he chased me. The night I announced my retirement, he chased me for three blocks and grabbed my hand." Crying and howling with me, he likes me."
Huang Shaotian started to poke a bacon roll, and the chopsticks hit the plate with a "clank" sound.
"Lao Ye, you didn't take the same script as me, right? Why don't I remember this one?"
"Shaotian, is this selective amnesia? Who threatened me with the posture of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall back then that I must go back. If I don't go back, I will be irresponsible to him."
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, talk about yourself, are you irresponsible to yourself? Who else is crying? Don't just talk nonsense just because no one sees you!"
"Whoever has a guilty conscience cries."
"Even if I'm really a little excited, it's because I'm so happy!"
"Why are you happy that I won the championship?"
Hua Dian!
Huang Shaotian, an opportunist, was seized by others and taken away in a wave. He was so choked that he couldn't speak, and the screen was full of "Ye Xiu, your sister!".
The waitress girl was put on play again, and she didn't understand what the two were talking about, so she had no choice but to find a topic to take the topic away: "Retired? Is Mr. Ye a sports player?"
"That's right. I'm so popular, what if he doesn't seize the opportunity."
Your fucking face is thicker than a city wall!
After Huang Shaotian gnawed the chicken legs, he began to stir a plate of eight-treasure rice like a storm. After the mess was too horrible to look at, he finally felt better, and he took a spoonful and chewed slowly with satisfaction.
Ye Xiu's eyelids twitched.
"Hehe," the waitress girl felt very tired feeling the weird atmosphere, thinking to end it quickly, "then the last question, what do you want to say to your wife?"
"Well, thank him."
What's the matter? Huang Shaotian kept peeling the shrimp with his hands, paying attention to Ye Xiu's next words with his ears up.
But Ye Xiu changed the subject: "Little girl, let's have another pinch of corn juice."
"Ah...ah? Oh, okay." The topic changed too quickly!The waitress tried hard to control her expression, "Do you have anything else to say?"
"Hmm...no more. Wait, take this opportunity to tell him a secret..." Ye Xiu paused, Huang Shaotian held his breath, "Yesterday I accidentally used your favorite clothes as a rag."
"I'm sub-Ao..." Huang Shaotian was about to get angry, he looked at the camera and tried to suppress his anger, thinking about going back to settle the score with you.
"Also, our sofa is too hard, go back and change it to a soft one..."
The waiter girl thought about it for a moment, and her face turned red.
"I'm almost falling asleep."
When did your sister let you sleep on the sofa!Huang Shaotian cursed in his heart, obviously you made me have to get up in the middle of the night to cover you with a blanket, don't you know?
In the past week, Ye Xiu always worked overtime until early in the morning before returning home. Huang Shaotian signed up for a language class and had to get up early. Ye Xiu was afraid of disturbing Huang Shaotian's rest, so he slept on the sofa when he entered the house, so he could have a look, a kiss, and a meal before Huang Shaotian went out. Return to the master bedroom to catch up on sleep after breakfast.
Huang Shaotian was still complaining, Ye Xiu vaguely heard a few words, you don't feel sorry for me, but I do.
Ye Xiu suddenly smiled, and the fine lines around his eyes softened a lot.He looked at the camera again: "Then say the last sentence, I love you..." Then he made a mouth shape——
less days.
Huang Shaotian raised his head, and Ye Xiu turned his head to look at him just in time. Their eyes met in the air, there were no crackling sparks, but it was soft as if the air was about to melt into water.Both of them looked away in embarrassment.
I usually understand this kind of words in my heart, but I feel hypocritical when I say it, even if I hear it now, I still feel strange and embarrassed, but there is a lot of joy hidden in this embarrassment, Huang Shaotian smiled brightly, and the corners of his eyes Fine lines one by one.Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian's expression, and reckoned that he should talk more in the future.
The waitress smiled for the last time to express her gratitude and left, and served corn juice before leaving.
"Drink something hot if your stomach feels uncomfortable." Ye Xiu ordered all the dishes with some river seafood with his chopsticks. "You are not allowed to eat any of these."
"Lao Ye, you sister! If you can't eat these, why do you want me to eat them!"
"Let you mess around, don't eat."
Ye Xiu glanced at the camera: "Do you want to record?"
"Ah yes, it will be released as our promotional video, isn't it convenient for the two of you?"
"Shoot him, he has a big face, so he can see clearly," Huang Shaotian pointed at Ye Xiu, "Lao Ye, if you can save money for a meal, you can save it."
"Hehe, Shaotian is really diligent and thrifty in managing the house. I will give you the best husband award when I go back." Ye Xiu winked at Huang Shaotian.
"Cook your brother-in-law, answer the questions carefully, and don't embarrass my Huang family."
"Hehe, come on."
"Thank you for your cooperation! Then we will start. What is your name, sir?"
"Miangui's surname is Ye." Ye Xiu smiled just right for the camera.
I'll go, it seems like that, Huang Shaotian secretly "tsk", turned his eyes and took a sip of the soup.Over the years, Ye Xiu's sarcasm face has become more and more freely retractable. In formal occasions, it shines like a dog. Huang Shaotian has to admit that he is so handsome while looking contemptuous.
"Mr. Ye didn't come with his girlfriend today?"
Ye Xiu received Huang Shaotian's gaze and nodded, "Well, I didn't come."
Huang Shaotian was about to return a look of "You're sensible", when Ye Xiu said again: "My wife is here."
"Cough, cough, cough." Huang Shaotian choked on water, and hurriedly found a tissue to wipe it.
"Be careful, you can choke on the soup." Ye Xiu handed over a tissue, Huang Shaotian took it, and warned Ye Xiu not to talk nonsense with his eyes.
"Mr. Ye is married, congratulations! But it's a pity that your wife is not here for the time being."
"Yeah, the kid will help his mother get the newspaper." Ye Xiu ignored the second half of the regrettable sentence.
Huang Shaotian thought of the golden retriever at home named "Xiaohai" who was sent by him every day to fetch newspapers, and the water he just drank was about to choke out again.
"You are so young and promising, and you already have a wife and children, you are a sure winner in life!" the waiter said politely.
"It's okay." Ye Xiu said so, and the camera clearly showed a face of "Brother is so awesome", making people want to put the vegetable bowl on his face.
"Then we will officially start. For the first question, Mr. Ye, please describe your girlfriend. Oh no, it's time to call Mrs. Ye."
"Madam Ye," Ye Xiu repeated the address, seeming to be very satisfied. Over there, Huang Shaotian had already started killing people with his eyes. Ye Xiu thought about it, "He is childish, talkative, annoying, and he likes to be brave and doesn't listen to others. Persuasion..." Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian's angry eyes and comforted him, "But ah, he is a very good person...very, very, very good."
Huang Shaotian suddenly died down, pulled the rice cake twice, and pulled out a few crab legs.
"Then can you tell me what kind of good method it is?"
Ye Xiu smiled: "I can't tell you guys, what should I do if I tell you if you want to rob me?"
Huang Shaotian was still concentrating on dealing with the crab legs, he didn't seem to care about Ye Xiu's words, but the smile he couldn't hide on his face revealed the secret joy in his heart.
"You two have such a good relationship!" The waiter girl sighed and laughed, and then said again after a while, "Then the second question, how did Mr. Ye catch up with Mrs. Ye in the first place?"
"Huh? He chased me." Ye Xiu's tone was flat, as if he was stating a perfectly normal fact.
Huang Shaotian quickly swallowed a rice cake and interjected: "Ye Xiu, show some face, that's called chasing, treat yourself as your own BOSS, and the whole world will chase you!"
"Isn't it? The first kill of the rare wild map boss fell into the hands of Juggernaut Da Da, congratulations."
"Congratulations on the ball, why didn't the equipment burst out? There are still rare wild pictures, are you going to refresh a few times before being pushed a few times?"
"Extremely rare, only refresh once, the BOSS is already at your house, do you want any equipment?"
The topic entered the stage where the waitress girl couldn't understand. The hostess ignored the camera and kept arguing with others. She couldn't help coughing twice: "Can Mr. Ye tell me how to catch up?"
"I'm sorry, this guy keeps making trouble." Ye Xiu pointed at Huang Shaotian, "Where did he go? Oh, he chased me. The night I announced my retirement, he chased me for three blocks and grabbed my hand." Crying and howling with me, he likes me."
Huang Shaotian started to poke a bacon roll, and the chopsticks hit the plate with a "clank" sound.
"Lao Ye, you didn't take the same script as me, right? Why don't I remember this one?"
"Shaotian, is this selective amnesia? Who threatened me with the posture of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall back then that I must go back. If I don't go back, I will be irresponsible to him."
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, talk about yourself, are you irresponsible to yourself? Who else is crying? Don't just talk nonsense just because no one sees you!"
"Whoever has a guilty conscience cries."
"Even if I'm really a little excited, it's because I'm so happy!"
"Why are you happy that I won the championship?"
Hua Dian!
Huang Shaotian, an opportunist, was seized by others and taken away in a wave. He was so choked that he couldn't speak, and the screen was full of "Ye Xiu, your sister!".
The waitress girl was put on play again, and she didn't understand what the two were talking about, so she had no choice but to find a topic to take the topic away: "Retired? Is Mr. Ye a sports player?"
"That's right. I'm so popular, what if he doesn't seize the opportunity."
Your fucking face is thicker than a city wall!
After Huang Shaotian gnawed the chicken legs, he began to stir a plate of eight-treasure rice like a storm. After the mess was too horrible to look at, he finally felt better, and he took a spoonful and chewed slowly with satisfaction.
Ye Xiu's eyelids twitched.
"Hehe," the waitress girl felt very tired feeling the weird atmosphere, thinking to end it quickly, "then the last question, what do you want to say to your wife?"
"Well, thank him."
What's the matter? Huang Shaotian kept peeling the shrimp with his hands, paying attention to Ye Xiu's next words with his ears up.
But Ye Xiu changed the subject: "Little girl, let's have another pinch of corn juice."
"Ah...ah? Oh, okay." The topic changed too quickly!The waitress tried hard to control her expression, "Do you have anything else to say?"
"Hmm...no more. Wait, take this opportunity to tell him a secret..." Ye Xiu paused, Huang Shaotian held his breath, "Yesterday I accidentally used your favorite clothes as a rag."
"I'm sub-Ao..." Huang Shaotian was about to get angry, he looked at the camera and tried to suppress his anger, thinking about going back to settle the score with you.
"Also, our sofa is too hard, go back and change it to a soft one..."
The waiter girl thought about it for a moment, and her face turned red.
"I'm almost falling asleep."
When did your sister let you sleep on the sofa!Huang Shaotian cursed in his heart, obviously you made me have to get up in the middle of the night to cover you with a blanket, don't you know?
In the past week, Ye Xiu always worked overtime until early in the morning before returning home. Huang Shaotian signed up for a language class and had to get up early. Ye Xiu was afraid of disturbing Huang Shaotian's rest, so he slept on the sofa when he entered the house, so he could have a look, a kiss, and a meal before Huang Shaotian went out. Return to the master bedroom to catch up on sleep after breakfast.
Huang Shaotian was still complaining, Ye Xiu vaguely heard a few words, you don't feel sorry for me, but I do.
Ye Xiu suddenly smiled, and the fine lines around his eyes softened a lot.He looked at the camera again: "Then say the last sentence, I love you..." Then he made a mouth shape——
less days.
Huang Shaotian raised his head, and Ye Xiu turned his head to look at him just in time. Their eyes met in the air, there were no crackling sparks, but it was soft as if the air was about to melt into water.Both of them looked away in embarrassment.
I usually understand this kind of words in my heart, but I feel hypocritical when I say it, even if I hear it now, I still feel strange and embarrassed, but there is a lot of joy hidden in this embarrassment, Huang Shaotian smiled brightly, and the corners of his eyes Fine lines one by one.Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian's expression, and reckoned that he should talk more in the future.
The waitress smiled for the last time to express her gratitude and left, and served corn juice before leaving.
"Drink something hot if your stomach feels uncomfortable." Ye Xiu ordered all the dishes with some river seafood with his chopsticks. "You are not allowed to eat any of these."
"Lao Ye, you sister! If you can't eat these, why do you want me to eat them!"
"Let you mess around, don't eat."
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