If I leave, you must come

When they arrived at Lingyin Mountain, the two gaming nerds saw what a sea of ​​people is.

"There are so many people..." Huang Shaotian adjusted the posture of his backpack, "Bring me Ye Xiu's ID card and I'll buy tickets, and you go to the queue for the scenic spot." He rushed towards the ticket office. "

"Okay." Ye Xiu took a look, the teams on both sides were quite long, so it would be faster if the troops were divided into two groups.

But even though there were a lot of people, the team didn't move slowly. About 10 minutes later, Huang Shaotian ran over with the ticket.

"The queue was pretty fast." Huang Shaotian wiped the sweat off his brow, and handed Ye Xiu his ID card and ticket, "The ID card photo is really tender, hahaha."

"Is it okay, you, you are so excited before entering the mountain gate, and you will be bored later, crying and begging brother to carry you down the mountain."

"Damn, I don't know who will carry who down the mountain! Come PK! Let's see who climbs faster!"

The air in Lingyin Mountain is really good, Ye Xiu followed Huang Shaotian, watched him take pictures everywhere along the way, and gave Ye Xiu two pictures from time to time.

"Would you like to rest for a while? I'll take two photos for you too?" Ye Xiu seldom went out for activities, so he was really out of breath after climbing for a while.

"Tsk tsk, old Ye, look at your physical strength." Huang Shaotian was always two or three steps ahead of Ye Xiu, and when he heard that Ye Xiu was going to rest, he got down again, "I really worry about you for the rest of your life."

"You'll understand when you get to my age." Ye Xiu said earnestly.

"Damn! Quickly take a picture." Huang Shaotian threw the phone over, "Take a cool picture!" He said, posing with a sword pointing at Jiangshan.

"Can it be more simple." Ye Xiu held up the phone, but couldn't find a place to take pictures. No wonder, people who have never had a phone really don't know where to go, "How do you use it?"

"Could it be more silly!" Huang Shaotian posed for a long time in vain, his face froze.

"Oh, found it!"

So Ye Xiu saw Huang Shaotian rushing towards him with his teeth and claws open.

"Fuck! Black history! Delete delete!"

"Don't, it's your nature."

"Go away!" Huang Shaotian snatched the phone, looked at it and still didn't delete it, "Have you rested yet! Let's go!"

"Please don't speak so unluckily." Ye Xiu took a deep breath and continued to crawl.

Halfway through the climb, Ye Xiu climbed slower and slower, and Huang Shaotian had to stop and wait for him from time to time. Finally, when Ye Xiu was overtaken by an old couple with white hair, Huang Shaotian couldn't bear it anymore.

"Lao Ye! Can you do it, you! Look at the uncles and aunts! Do you have the nerve to say that you are 30 years old!"

"The elders and aunts support each other." Ye Xiu stopped and raised an arm, "Come and support me, believe it or not, I can fly."

"Don't be ridiculous!" Huang Shaotian looked at the map, "Hurry up, work harder and there is a pavilion above where you can rest!"

"Okay!" Ye Xiu took two quick steps, then slowed down again.

"I'm convinced..." Huang Shaotian had no choice but to slow down his pace, "It will probably take next year to climb up."

The old couple had been walking not too fast and slowly in front of them. From time to time, the uncle would take out water for the aunt, and the aunt would wipe the uncle's sweat.

"That's great." Huang Shaotian said this suddenly, and Ye Xiu instantly understood what he meant.

"It's very good." Ye Xiu looked at the old couple's arms, "I hope to have a heart-to-heart, never leave each other."

"Ouch, don't disgust me!"

"Comrade Huang Shaotian asks you to pay attention to the cultivation of cultural quality."

"Hey, Lao Ye, do you have a girl you like so much that you've thought about spending your whole life with her!" Huang Shaotian suddenly began to gossip.

"Well... I think... I don't have any impression, how about you?"

"When I was in school, there was a girl I really liked!" Huang Shaotian began, "She was so cute! At that time, many boys chased her, and every time I went to school, I would go to the intersection of her house and pretend to meet her by chance. Look, and then wait for her to come home after school! As a result, several boys are very shameless, and they also wait for her to leave after school, chattering endlessly!"

"No way, is there anyone else who can beat you by chattering?"

Huang Shaotian naturally knew that Ye Xiu was talking about him, so it didn't matter: "I can't stand their crowd! Then I figured out a way to vent the anger on that girl's bicycle from time to time! Then I'll accompany her to repair the car, if it's too late Just take her home by bicycle, and pick her up to school the next day! Haha, it was quite interesting back then."

"Teens are so promising." Ye Xiu also laughed, boys at that age are not very good at chasing girls, the most common method is to bully her if they like her—in order to spend more time together, "What about later? "

"Later she moved and transferred to another school. It's part of the youth campus movie." Huang Shaotian still had a little regret in his heart, "Old Ye, you really don't have it. What kind of puberty are you?"

"I don't have it, but my brother does." Ye Xiu had a flash of inspiration. "That is, when I was in junior high school, my brother had a very good relationship with the two girls. He didn't go to and from school with me, and he was with the two girls every day. Later Well, I feel that something is wrong with my brother, a kind of aura that is trapped by love. I guess I like the girl with a ponytail and dare not confess. Then I had an idea, thinking that this is a good opportunity for me to get closer to our brothers , So I pretended to be my younger brother and wrote a love letter to that girl, and handed it to her personally."

"Brother China!" Huang Shaotian didn't expect Ye Xiu to be so virtuous, "Did the two get together afterward?"

"No, I made a mistake, my brother likes the one with the braces." Ye Xiu looked regretful, "From now on, lovers will become bitter spouses."

"Ahahahahaha!" Huang Shaotian laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "You're so good at tearing apart mandarin ducks, Lao Ye! Are you jealous that your brother has two girls?"

"Maybe it's true subconsciously."

"Maybe subconsciously you love your brother the most, ahaha!"

"Pay attention to quality!"