If I leave, you must come
Chapter 04
Walking out of the store, Huang Shaotian started to shiver again when the biting cold wind blew.Ye Xiu rubbed his face: "Be careful of catching a cold."
After walking for a while, Huang Shaotian's walking speed dropped significantly, he gritted his teeth, and there was a layer of sweat on his forehead.
"Shaotian," Ye Xiu frowned, "Are you okay? I said I should drive out."
"It's okay, just a little uncomfortable. What kind of car do you drive? It's only a few steps away from the door. Mr. Ye is really spoiled. Do you know what low-carbon life is for the benefit of future generations?"
"Didn't I care about you? As for future generations, I don't expect you to give me one. You just do well, and don't mess around when you get older."
Huang Shaotian's face became hot, and his mouth was stiff.
"I'm fine, Ye Xiu, are you thinking that I'm old or that I can't have children?"
"Hey, how can I? I can't live to be older than you, Comrade Huang Shaotian, do you despise me?"
"Extremely disgusting."
A large truck rumbled past, drowning out Huang Shaotian's ending voice.
"Shaotian, what are you talking about, you really like brother? You're an old couple, why are you talking about this?"
Ye Xiu deliberately pretended not to hear clearly, Huang Shaotian didn't even look at him, and didn't even bother to say "get lost".After so many years, they rolled around, didn't they roll together?Ye Xiu wasn't dizzy, he felt dizzy.
"Shaotian, are you really alright?"
Huang Shaotian moved while Ye Xiu tried to help him.
Huang Shaotian shook his head, pressing his belly and gnashing his teeth.
"Don't hold back." Ye Xiu put his hand on Huang Shaotian's hand and poked it tentatively.
Huang Shaotian immediately let out an "Aww" and stood up with support from Ye Xiu.
"Old Ye, you murdered!" Huang Shaotian gasped in pain.
Ye Xiu hurriedly pulled the person to lean against him, and put his arms around him to support him.
"Let you hold on, I know it hurts."
Huang Shaotian was indignant: "Damn it, who did this evil?"
Ye Xiu casually wiped the sweat from his hands on Huang Shaotian's clothes.
"That's what you said, who told me to go straight in if I didn't get used yesterday? I'm too lazy to clean it up, and I still eat seafood today?" Ye Xiu wiped the sweat from Huang Shaotian's forehead with his sleeve, and picked him up with his coat. A T-shirt on the back of the heart, "Sweating all over, you must catch a cold when you go back."
"My time, you can say sarcastic words now, why didn't you stop me yesterday? And you have a fucking expression on your face!"
"Hey, it's on the street, keep a low profile."
"You know it's on the street," Huang Shaotian lowered his voice, "Is our posture suitable?"
"Can you stand without me holding you?"
Huang Shaotian struggled for a few seconds, gave up, leaned on Ye Xiu's body in despair, buried his head in the hollow of Ye Xiu's shoulder, went around Ye Xiu's back with one hand and grabbed his coat, and still held his stomach with the other hand.
Seeing Huang Shaotian like this, Ye Xiu stopped teasing him.
"It hurts so bad, why don't you go to the hospital?"
"No! Shame! Go home!"
"Oh, that's good, I'll carry you back? Can you stop first?"
"Old Ye, can you do it?"
"Are you kidding? Even if I can only carry one thing in my life, it has to be...you." Ye Xiu carried Huang Shaotian on his back, and uttered a few words through his teeth.
Huang Shaotian lay on Ye Xiu's back, his chest pressed against his back, the heat spread to his whole body, and the stomach pain seemed to be gone.
"Aren't you disgusting, are you disgusting? You will say this kind of words to coax little girls..."
"Oh, our Shaotian is a big girl now, and I don't care about Brother anymore... Hey!"
Huang Shaotian regained a little vitality, and pushed Ye Xiu's waist with his knee.
"Hey, don't move around! Do you know how heavy you are?" Ye Xiu squeezed the hand holding Huang Shaotian's thigh, "It feels better again."
"Your sister Ye Xiu! If you think I'm fat, just tell me! If you think I'm heavy, don't carry it on your back!" The sharp pain subsided, and Huang Shaotian was full of energy to talk and slap Ye Xiu.
"How can it be?" Ye Xiu lifted Huang Shaotian up, "Brother, do you think you can carry the whole world without sinking?"
"Fuck, are you Lao Ye? Do you think you are possessed by something strange? Can you even say such old-fashioned love words? Are you ashamed!"
"Are you ashamed?"
"What am I to be ashamed of?"
"Aren't you ashamed?"
"Why should I be ashamed?"
"Hehe, who are you kidding, I can feel your heartbeat speeding up."
"Show face!" Huang Shaotian began to move restlessly, poking and kicking this and that.
"Hey, don't make trouble, I will feel sorry for you if you really fall later."
"Fuck, fuck, Lao Ye, you're really out of sorts today!"
"What's wrong? Brother has always been a model of a good man who loves his wife so much."
"Fuck you. Wife Ye, walk well. I want you to look good when I fall."
"Then Mr. Huang, don't kick around, I'm afraid."
"Hehehe." Huang Shaotian couldn't stop laughing as his hair brushed against Ye Xiu's ears.
Ye Xiu felt the heat on his neck and smiled too.
Streetlights lengthened and shortened their shadows.Huang Shaotian silently counted the number of times the shadow changed, his heart was throbbing with joy, his dynamic breathing seemed to be circulating "Little Apple".
"Lao Ye."
"Well, what happened?"
"It's okay, I'll call you."
"Stomach doesn't hurt anymore? Come down and walk by yourself."
"No, sleepy."
"I feel sleepy after eating it. No wonder the texture is getting better and better. Let's kill it in spring."
"Come on!"
"Don't move around, go to sleep when you're sleepy, and call you when you get home."
Huang Shaotian originally wanted to refute "how can I sleep", but after a while he really knocked on Ye Xiu's shoulder and became confused.He kept talking, hoping to dispel a little drowsiness.Ye Xiu talked to him one after another, and heard his nagging became softer and his breathing became more and more even.
Ye Xiu laughed again, his heart is really generous.
Huang Shaotian fell asleep, and couldn't hear Ye Xiu's complaints, even though he was awake, he couldn't hear it either.But seeing the mocking smile in Ye Xiu's eyes, Huang Shaotian knew that he must have spoken ill of him in his heart again, and he would be arrogant and arrogant to grab the real Ye Xiu to PK, even if the person who was pushed down every time before was He has also suffered repeated defeats.
Huang Shaotian's eyes would brighten and he would yell at Ye Xiu, "Is this called magnanimity? Am I still worried that you won't be able to find your way home?"
Ye Xiu will agree with Huang Shaotian this time: "Shaotian is right."
We are together, whichever is the way home.
End
G Wensan [full-time master/Ye Huang] good chicken friend a quilt
It has been three years since Yu Wenzhou took root in Lanyu Village. In the past three years, he has finally written the development plan of "both gold and silver mountains and green water and green mountains".But also because of the huge project planned, Blue Rain Village has not developed at all in the past three years.If you are backward, you will be beaten, and if you are poor, you will be single. Blue Rain Village is a well-known single village in ten miles and eight towns. In the past three years, not only has there been no married girl, there has not even been a single born girl.Yu Wenzhou, who is the village party secretary, is very anxious about how to get rid of the hat of monk temple.
The warmth of the organization is like spring breeze turning into rain. Just when Yu Wenzhou was on fire, the official document above brought good news.The notice said that in order to help Lan Yu Village get rid of poverty, Xingxin Village, which has recently become rich, was arranged to pair with Lan Yu and be responsible for teaching Lan Yu the skills to make a fortune.It couldn't be more timely to send charcoal in such a timely manner. I heard that there are three famous beauties in Xingxin Village, and the people who signed up were extremely enthusiastic.Yu Wenzhou thought over and over again, called the new college student village official Huang Shaotian, and made him tea with his own hands.
Drinking cold tea, Huang Shaotian began to receive education.
"Shaotian, do you know why I called you here?"
"About helping the village get rid of poverty."
"Do you know why I was looking for you?"
"I don't know, I heard that Li Yuan, Song Xiao, Xu Jingxi... even Zheng Xuan, who is the most unmotivated, has signed up. How did you choose me?"
"Because these guys signed up to undress themselves rather than help the village out of poverty. I believe that only a few days before you can concentrate on completing the tasks assigned by the organization."
"Thank you for your trust!!!"
With a swipe of Yu Wenzhou's pen, Huang Shaotian, a college student village official, boarded the bus to Spring, oh no, Happy.
It was agreed to wait under the big tree at the entrance of the village, the sun was very strong in summer, Huang Shaotian hid under the shade of the tree, took out his phone and looked at it five times, if I remember correctly, the other party was already 25 minutes late.When he took out his phone for the sixth time, a tall young man with chicken feathers all over his body waved his long arms at Huang Shaotian from a distance: "Hello!!! Hello! What constellation are you from?"
The young man who came was Bao Rongxing. He was the main breeder of the chicken farm at the source of wealth in the village, and also a part-time secretary who was unsuccessfully dismissed by the village party secretary Ye Xiu.The people arranged by the organization were hospitable and hospitable, nagging all the way, leading Huang Shaotian to the branch secretary's office.
Yu Wenzhou was a reliable person, he had a clear understanding of every detail with Ye Xiu, and repeatedly asked him to pass on the treasures of getting rich and getting rid of poverty.In addition, don't arrange for female colleagues to work together unless necessary, lest the news of the nudity spread back and affect the unity of Lan Yu's whole village.
"Come on, Wenzhou, are you satisfied with me taking him here?" Under Yu Wenzhou's repeated urging, Ye Xiu also repeatedly emphasized to Huang Shaotian that he must study the organizational discipline of daily work. As for the arrangement of life, he pondered and considered. When it came to the unity of Lan Yu's whole village, Qiao Yifan was still asked to replace Chen Guo, who was in charge of the logistics, to make arrangements for Huang Shaotian.
"Secretary Ye, I want to ask you one last question." Looking at Ye Xiu who was serious when they met for the first time, Huang Shaotian seemed to hold back the question for a long time.
"Ask, just treat it as your own village."
"Does the political trial in Xingxin Village still ask about constellations?"
Xingxin Village has become rich in the past two years, and it has the money to provide the cadres with a dormitory.But no matter how much money you have, it is not wasted in this kind of place. Looking at the place where Qiao Yifan settles down, Huang Shaotian sighs, it's all so economical, or else he can save some more, what kind of male and female dormitories are divided.Looking at the balcony with skirts drying across the wall, his thoughts could not help drifting to his hometown - Blue Rain Village.
In other words, several women's toilets at home have been in disrepair for a long time because they cannot afford it financially.Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.After such news spread, no girl would be willing to marry Lan Yu.Thinking of the miserable situation in the village, Huang Shaotian clenched his fists and made up his mind in his heart that he must play a football game with girls as cheerleaders for the little friends in the village.
Huang Shaotian expressed his determination to the ceiling all night, and was blown up amidst the crowing of chickens one after another.Wei Wei opened her eyes, even if it was summer, the day was still not bright.When he turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, he saw Qiao Yifan standing beside the bed: "Senior Huang Shaotian, it's time to wake up, the chickens need water."
"The chickens want to drink water. Is there no water dispenser in the chicken coop? Set up two levels of hot and cold. If you want to drink cold water, you can drink cold water. If you want hot water, you can drink hot water." Glancing at the fluorescent screen of the counterfeit machine, the word skipping table shows 4: 30.
"We don't produce water, we're just nature's porters."
Ten minutes later, Huang Shaotian yawned, and reluctantly got on the water fetching truck driven by Qiao Yifan, loaded it with empty buckets, and set off for the mountain.
The mountain spring is clear in the morning.Huang Shaotian couldn't fill two barrels, so he felt refreshed.By the time the sun shines through the cracks in the leaves, a cart of water has already been filled.
"I said, it's not efficient. Why don't you connect a pipeline or something? What's it called, agricultural modernization?"
"The water that goes through the pipeline doesn't taste as good as the one that's shipped directly, and with your help today, it's very efficient."
"You young man, how can you speak so well?"
The two who returned with a full load were welcomed by the group headed by Ye Xiu.
"Hurry up, hurry up, use this water to make porridge, it's much better than the water brought in by the pipe." Ye Xiu hurriedly directed the chef who cooked the big pot of rice.
Upon hearing Huang Shaotian's sudden anger, he said, "Damn, I'm just talking about the water that went through the pipeline and the water that was brought back, how can a chicken taste the difference!"
Hearing this, Ye Xiu didn't take it seriously, and walked over: "Of course you can't taste the chicken, but isn't it for people to taste the chicken? It seems that I don't have enough perceptual knowledge, so I said don't make white porridge this morning, make a chicken porridge Let Shaotian catch the wind."
Huang Shaotian doesn't care if there is anything special about the chicken, no matter how little Lan Yu is, he can still have one meal every month.The guests only kill one chicken, isn't Xingxin Village a bit too stingy?But when he saw the chicken being dragged out, he was still stunned.He had never seen one that big, a chicken as big as a turkey.He remembered the old big-character posters in the village that posted satellites. The cornfields were full of corn cobs of the same height, and even Chairman Feng was frightened.
"What's the matter, surprised by the superiority of socialism?" Ye Xiu lit a cigarette with a proud face.
"Damn, bully me, I've never seen genetically modified food!" Huang Shaotian quickly countered.
When the porridge came, Huang Shaotian picked up the spoon and ate it, until he couldn't talk anymore.
"Taste different?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"That's the tears you were moved by the food."
Under Ye Zhishu's leadership, Huang Shaotian set foot on the holy land of the chicken farm for the first time.Looking at the magnificent and luxurious buildings, he couldn't help feeling in his heart that this chicken lived better than himself.But after thinking about it carefully, he felt something was wrong.
"Ah, ah, branch secretary Ye, this is not the right situation. I am here to study from Blue Rain, but we, Blue Rain, don't have the original funds."
"We Xingxin didn't have it back then."
"How do you raise chickens without a chicken farm?"
"Free-range chicken."
"Won't stocking be stolen?"
"Yes."
"Damn, isn't that getting poorer and poorer as you raise more!?"
"In the midst of being stolen, we must rush out to catch the chicken thief and turn him to the police station, so that the other party will be willing to pay a high price."
"Isn't that how you earned your first pot of gold from building a chicken farm? What is this, chicken hunting and law enforcement?"
Ye Xiu smiled and said nothing.Huang Shaotian immediately put on colored glasses to observe this branch secretary Ye, and he couldn't relieve himself even during lunch time.
Seeing everyone gathering together and happily eating chicken drumstick rice, Huang Shaotian felt that this was a scene of sharing the spoils, so he lied and said that he had a stomachache, and went back to the dormitory.
"Comrade Shaotian, are you feeling better? I am here to bring you warmth on behalf of the organization." Ye Xiu, who was standing at the door, was holding the chicken drumstick rice. The lunch box was already on the table. Playing mobile games on the bed, he immediately changed his tone, "Is it a bit unappetizing after visiting the chicken farm in the morning and listening to the family history of our village? If you can't eat big fish and meat, I'll ask the kitchen to order porridge and mustard for you? "Ye Xiu, who was standing at the door, immediately understood that the problem was not with his stomach but with his brain, and put away the rice in a tricky manner.
Huang Shaotian, who was about to reach out his hand, took advantage of it, and stared at Ye Xiu like a torch.
"Are you sure you want to eat it? If you eat it, you'll be in the same boat," Ye Xiu smiled. "Or should I say that you're already in the same boat? It seems like the breakfast is chicken porridge."
"Secretary, what exactly are you trying to say?" Huang Shaotian would be a fool if he couldn't understand what Ye Xiu said.
"It's nothing, I just want you not to take jokes seriously all the time, and don't go against your own appetite," he said, forcefully stuffing the lunch box into Huang Shaotian's hands, "Also, don't be lazy, go up the mountain with me tonight to guard the local chickens .”
Because of the night vigil, Huang Shaotian slept openly and aboveboard all afternoon. He slept until late in the cottage, and was dragged out of bed by Ye Xiu.
"You don't need to bring anything, just bring someone with you." In summer, the sun was still bright after six o'clock, Huang Shaotian followed Ye Xiu up the mountain.Xingxin Village is near the mountains, and only good water can be found near the mountains.In the morning, he hurried back to the village, Huang Shaotian only saw the scenery of the mountains clearly at this time.Along the winding path, Ye Xiu led the mountain road for about an hour without saying a word. As the sky gradually darkened, they arrived at an open and sparse woodland.Looking around, there was only a simple hut in the middle, Huang Shaotian looked it over, and guessed that this was the place to rest tonight.
"Be careful, watch your step." Ye Xiu spoke vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth.
When Huang Shaotian walked in with Ye Xiu, he thought that people cared about him, but he took a look from the corner of the setting sun, come on, he reminded himself that he cared about the chickens laying eggs in this house.
There are really chickens in this place, but not many of them. You can tell by the fast strides that they are genuine free-range chickens.It not only walks on the ground, but also flies into the sky, jumping up half a foot high, staying on the branch, very comfortable.
"People say that sows can climb trees, so it turns out that hens can also climb trees?" Huang Shaotian probed his head in the grass shed, shaking the flashlight Ye Xiu brought around, very curious.
"People say they've seen pigs run before they've eaten pork, how come kid Huang Shaotian hasn't seen chickens fly before eating chicken?" Ye Xiu ignored the past and explained to him with a smile, "Chickens that haven't been domesticated are born in the wild." Resting on trees, free-range chickens also have such a living habit because they are wild. Only domesticated chickens will nest in the grass shed and not go out."
"Come on, who are you calling a chicken? Aren't you also in the grass shed?"
"Talk about the two of us, haven't we become good chicken friends now?" Ye Xiu said while letting the cigarette go, "Come on, come on, it's been a long night, I don't have energy if I don't smoke two, for the sake of good friends Just shared it."
"Secretary Ye, I said..." Huang Shaotian took one and held it in his mouth.
"Don't be a branch secretary, we're all good friends now." Saying that, Ye Xiu casually lit the other party on fire.
"Then... Lao Ye?" Huang Shaotian didn't like this way, after taking a sip, he just put on a show, and Ye Xiu didn't care about it.Is distributing cigarettes a way to get closer? I have been an old party secretary who has been in the village for so many years. As an adult, I have become a big brother with just one cigarette.
"Go ahead."
"Did you bluff me with the first pot of gold this morning?"
"Hehe, so you college students are really serious and naive. If you can really dig your first pot of gold in this way, I will raise chickens on this mountain every day, and why develop that chicken farm?"
"Aren't you raising chickens on the mountain now?"
"You don't understand, the chickens raised here are now used as the kindling of the revolution, and it is specially used for ideological baptism for you college students who don't understand rural life."
"You mean this is still an ideological education base?"
"If you don't believe me, go back and ask, Tang Rou, An Wenyi, Luo Ji, which college students haven't been here before."
"real or fake?"
"Don't believe it. Xiao Tang also knows how to play musical instruments. At that time, the girl brought a clarinet to relieve her boredom. She played a piece every night, which increased the production of eggs."
"Lao Ye, I don't know whether you blow out more smoke rings or you blow out more cowhide."
"Obviously Xiao Tang blows out more eggs."
There is nothing to pass the time in the thatched cottage.There is no power supply on the mountain, so keep your mobile phone for communication.The two chattered to relieve each other's boredom, and it was time for supper.It is said to be a supper, but it is actually dinner. The food that can be brought is too simple. Only ham sausage can barely comfort myself and open a meat.
"Lao Ye, how long have you been guarding these chickens on the mountain by yourself?" Huang Shaotian already knew when he was chatting just now, that there are people patrolling the mountains during the day in this place, so they are not afraid of thieves. Ye Xiu was on duty alone during the night shift.It was good that there was sunshine when we went up the mountain. After staying for a few hours, looking at the dark outside and the silence with only the sound of the wind, it is inevitable that people feel a little desolate.
"Why, do you admire brother?" Ye Xiu also cultivated well, and he could see through Huang Shaotian's thoughts with just one look.
"I admire you for being so fat after eating these things." The little feelings I had accumulated with great difficulty were quickly driven to Java by Ye Xiu's gesture.
"Hehe, things are like masters. If the chickens raised by my brother didn't grow as fast as my brother, how could Xingxin get rich so quickly?" After speaking, Ye Xiu glanced at Huang Shaotian. I guess Blue Rain will be at a loss when the time comes."
"You're even attacking personally!"
"Hehe, there are roosters, but ginseng really doesn't."
When Qiao Yifan's water truck came around the thatched cottage, Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian's verbal battle record that lasted all night was fixed as Ye Xiu's 37 consecutive victories.
"Lao Ye, you haven't told me what happened to the first pot of gold!" Huang Shaotian, who was so energetic all night and nearly fell asleep next to Ye Xiu after bumping in the car, made a sharp turn. The window panes came into close contact, and suddenly returned to consciousness.After getting along for a night, Huang Shaotian didn't know that the man who caught chickens and enforced the law to get rich was a scam.
"Shaotian, let me ask you an ultimate question, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
After a 37-game losing streak, Huang Shaotian expressed with his eyes that he didn't want to jump into Ye Xiu's tricks.
"Brother will tell you the secret, first there are hard-working people who buy chicks, raise the chickens, and then the chickens lay eggs. Therefore, there are chickens before eggs."
"Can you stop talking nonsense..."
"Get rich through hard work, how simple and correct the truth is, ordinary people don't tell him."
Ye Xiu said that getting rich depends on hard work.The most simple reason is the hard work day after day.So, apart from going up the mountain on the first day, Ye Xiu threw Huang Shaotian to Luo Ji and Baozi to teach him the art in the name of learning from scratch, and occasionally gave him advice.
The chicken farm managed by Luo Ji and Baozi is not small. It is one of the two chicken farms in Xingxin Village, and it can be said to be half of the country.If it is based on the absolute number of chickens, it is more than half.When Luo Ji led them around the first day, he saw the chickens crowded into the cages so densely that there was not even a place to move their bodies, and there was no space left.
Huang Shaotian was dumbfounded: "It's more crowded than a university dormitory, how does this chicken move?"
"Hey hey hey, the chickens don't need to move. If they want to move, I can use their little friends to help them move in cages." Baozi who answered the wrong question proudly showed Huang Shaotian the "chicken" on his two arms.
"These chickens can't move. If they do, it will be a catastrophe." Luo Ji introduced the results of his research a little excitedly.
It turns out that according to the feed ratio specially designed by Luo Ji, a high-level student, the chickens can be quickly matured and released from the cage within three months.However, the growth rate of the bones of chickens grown in this way cannot keep up with the growth rate of the meat. In order to avoid fractures, they cannot exercise casually, and can only nest for health.
"You ask me if I can eat chicken like this? Of course I can," Secretary Ye, who only eats a meal at noon every day, ate it in the dining hall. "This is the ham sausage you and I ate on the mountain last night."
Thinking back to the bloated appearance of those chickens squatting in the cage, Huang Shaotian wanted to clenched his throat a bit: "Lao Ye, don't you think this thing...is not natural?"
"Student Luo Ji calls this agricultural modernization. You young people should have a common language, follow him and work hard." Ye Xiu didn't talk too much. After finishing eating, he went back to rest, recharging his energy for tonight's vigil.
Huang Shaotian had to follow behind Luo Ji, the "little brother" Baozikou called every day, and then become the next level of "little brother".Pushing a feed truck in and out, the well-prepared feed will be delivered regularly and quantitatively.It seemed that he had become a cheap labor force, Huang Shaotian's walking corpse and Baozi's cheerfulness became a clear contrast when working.
With Huang Shaotian's share, Baozi, who was released from get off work early, has more time to teach his younger brother Luo and boss Ye who cares about him.Thus, the long practice that tested Huang Shaotian's patience was quickly shortened to three days.
"Shaotian, because your performance is particularly outstanding, the organization is considering teaching you how to prepare chicken feed in advance to assist Luo Ji in his work. As for the job of feeding the chicken, Baozi will continue to be in charge of it alone," Ye Xiu announced.
After hanging around with Luo Ji for a few days, Huang Shaotian realized that the operation of this matter was not very difficult, the most difficult research had already been conquered by Luo Ji, he just had to be more careful.In addition to frequent encounters such as being dragged by Baozi to try to hatch eggs in a steamer, stuffing feed into the mouths of chickens to manufacture Xingxin's stuffed chicken brand and other accidents, Huang Shaotian happily welcomed the first batch of adult chickens raised by himself after three months out of the cage. .
The chickens raised with the feed configured by Luo Ji had an astonishing output. Watching the buyers come to settle the accounts with Chen Guo, the accountant of the village, Huang Shaotian was taken aback by the handfuls of money.With that amount of money, let alone telling the bachelors in the village a daughter-in-law, even the establishment of a women's federation is a matter of minutes.
After feeling the earth-shaking changes that the ability he mastered could bring to Lan Yu, he wrote a letter to Yu Wenzhou that night.The meaning in the letter is very simple, that is, according to his serious study and precise calculation, he has mastered the method of getting rich, and he can return to the village to serve Lan Yu.
Huang Shaotian really wanted to leave the next day, the chicness of waving his hand without taking a chicken feather away, he longed for it especially when he was awakened by the singing of Baozi in his nightmares in the past three months.It's not that he doesn't want to leave, he still has to wait for the order, without Yu Wenzhou's approval, who will report his return ticket.
Unexpectedly, three days later, Ye Xiu called him to the office: "Comrade Shaotian, you have withstood the test of the organization, and you didn't rush off after learning something impetuously. We decided to teach you more advanced skills." breeding techniques. From today onwards, you will follow Mucheng and Fang Rui to practice in another chicken farm."
On the night when the news was announced, Huang Shaocai received Yu Wenzhou's belated letter of consent.It's too late, everything is too late, and it's time to wait.
Knowing that the reason for Huang Shaotian's overdue return was to learn more advanced chicken raising techniques, Yu Wenzhou was extremely supportive.Knowing that the more advanced chicken-raising technical instructor is Su Mucheng, the village flower of Xingxin Village, Lan Yu's friends were extremely indignant, and sent letters one after another to say that they missed Young Master Huang and said that there was one less person who planted dogwood all over the place.
With Su Mucheng as his mentor, Huang Shaotian's enthusiasm for learning has improved to a certain extent.But sometimes he couldn't tell whether this increase in enthusiasm was really due to having Su Mucheng, or because he got rid of Baozi from the physical distance, or whether he passed Ye Xiu's test by mistake.
The chicken farm run by Su Mucheng and Fang Rui was different from the one he was in before, he could tell because it was not hard to see.The biggest difference between this chicken farm and the previous one is that there is no roof, and the chickens are all free-range on the enclosed farm, playing with the concept of green food.
Here, no endless scales, beakers, stirrers.Feed is not bought, it has to be harvested from the field.How much is how much, not fixed and not quantitative.When people relax, so do chickens.Fang Rui's presence and disappearance basically depends on when he appears and when the chickens are ready for dinner.Su Mucheng devoted herself to her duties and started working in the studio.
"Damn it, now even chickens have image spokespersons!" Huang Shaotian asked Ye Xiu while looking at the printed flyer.On the coloring page, there is a freshly dressed Su Mucheng, just like a chewing gum advertisement.If it weren't for the thick and bold font, no one would have guessed that she was playing a chicken Xi Shi.
"Publicity is also very important, because with this farming method, the production of chickens cannot increase. But with Mucheng, we can at least increase sales first." Ye Xiu said.
The two tutors couldn't see the beginning and the end, and only one student, Huang Shaotian, insisted on tossing around on the farm.While throwing food, they pick up eggs everywhere.Apart from dealing with the chickens, the person they met the most was Ye Xiu who passed by every night when he set off to watch the night on the mountain.
Ye Xiu would smoke three cigarettes here every night before leaving.
"It's time again?"
"No, but seeing that you are so lonely, I come to talk to you on behalf of the organization."
"Come on, you raise a beacon tower here every night. If I were a chicken thief on the mountain, I would have noticed this signal. It's useless to make you watch the night if you commit the crime in advance."
"If it's stolen, I'll take two from you and fill the hole."
"Why are you so shameless... Forget it, I'm a good person and I won't pursue it with you."
"It's all public chickens. The collective property is moved from the left pocket to the right pocket. There is no difference. It's not a matter of good people or bad people."
"I'm not talking about that! In fact, Lao Ye, you go to the mountain to watch the night alone every day. It's lonely. With me waiting here to chat with you for a while, doesn't it feel more lively? So, I'm a good person, right?"
"Yes, after going through the noise, I cherish the tranquility when I get to the mountain."
"Let's rely on rely on rely on rely on!"
But don't I still pass by here every day?Ye Xiu smiled and said nothing.
The chickens in the green chicken farm are much more energetic than those produced by modernization, and all of them are thinner.When Huang Shaotian came out of the cage half a year later, seeing the shaved small bodies of the chickens, he wanted to cry without tears. For the first time, he felt that he hated the puffy body so much, so he stared at Ye Xiu with deep meaning from the corner of his eye. .
"If you look any further, you'll squint."
"You know I see you!"
"I've only heard that if you stare at a chicken for a long time, it will be seen as cross-eyed. I haven't heard that it will be seen as squinting like you. Why don't you take a second look."
Seeing Huang Shaotian staring at the electronic scale with a sad face and not saying a word, Ye Xiu was curious: "Why don't you talk, why worry?"
"The chickens at Luo Ji Baozi's chicken farm are as big as five here."
"Hehe." Ye Xiu gave Huang Shaotian a glance at the price list that Chen Guo had hammered out, "One chicken here is worth more than five chickens over there."
Looking at the unbelievable amount of bills in exchange, Huang Shaotian couldn't help but burst into tears.With so much money, not to mention building a women's federation, it could turn Blue Rain into a nun's village.This time, he really has returned from his studies thoroughly, serving Blue Rain!
Seeing Huang Shaotian's overjoyed expression, Ye Xiu was happy but also a little sad.What's the matter, the apprentice should be happy to be a teacher, there is no need to be unhappy about having to go back up the mountain alone again.
The farewell banquet for Huang Shaotian was scheduled for a week later.Just as everyone in the village was preparing in an orderly manner, a silent plague hit Xingxin Village.
It was Baozi who first noticed the signs: "I said that these chickens often do not exercise. You can see that they are suffocated. Several of them are lying on their stomachs and motionless."
"Staying still is normal, keep in good health!" Luo Ji, who was experimenting with a new revolutionary feed experiment, didn't pay attention to his report due to his frequent dissonance.By the time he walked out of the laboratory and smelled a strange smell from the chicken farm, the plague had spread widely.
The chickens in the instant chicken farm are weak and have poor resistance. Once infected and sick, the chickens are buried in the ground one by one.The originally crowded chicken farm was only three days old, but it was as clean as after it was released from the cage.Su Mucheng softly comforted Luo Ji who was beating his chest and crying with guilt.But not long after, Su Mucheng also became the object of comfort.
Although the green chicken farm has an open terrain and natural food, it cannot sustain the infectivity of a large number of sick chickens. After one or two chickens are infected, the infection gradually spreads.The only good thing is that the adult chickens have only been out of the cage for a short time, and there is a certain amount of losses, so it will not be as tragic as the instant chicken farm.
The outbreak of chicken plague made Xingxin quiet down a lot.
Huang Shaotian felt that the timing of his departure was not right.Compared to the grand plan to send off the [-]th birthday party before, Huang Shaotian reckoned with the current scene, and decided to choose the chicness of waving his hands without taking away the clouds as he had originally envisioned.
On the day when they were expected to leave, the silent crowd unexpectedly held the most solemn farewell ceremony for Huang Shaotian.Surrounded by everyone, Huang Shaotian took the graduation certificate from Ye Xiu, feeling everyone's affection.He said excitedly: Instead of going back to serve Blue Rain, he decided to stay and tide over difficulties with Xingxin.
"Shaotian, are you really sure you want to stay?" Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian with a smile. He was so happy that he couldn't tell why.
"A man is a man, a word is a deal."
"Well, I won't be polite to you anymore." Ye Xiu took back the graduation certificate that was just issued, "There are three levels of cultivation in raising chickens. Congratulations, you have come to the third level by accident. You must take advantage of the opportunity of being a disciple of the closed door." .”
"I thought it was some kind of unique knowledge in martial arts. It turns out that I went up to the mountain to watch the night. Didn't I experience it on the first day I came here!?" Huang Shaotian muttered in the dim light. Fortunately, tonight's farewell made him full before he set out on the road. As for the two miserably gnawing instant chicken sausages, it should be said
After walking for a while, Huang Shaotian's walking speed dropped significantly, he gritted his teeth, and there was a layer of sweat on his forehead.
"Shaotian," Ye Xiu frowned, "Are you okay? I said I should drive out."
"It's okay, just a little uncomfortable. What kind of car do you drive? It's only a few steps away from the door. Mr. Ye is really spoiled. Do you know what low-carbon life is for the benefit of future generations?"
"Didn't I care about you? As for future generations, I don't expect you to give me one. You just do well, and don't mess around when you get older."
Huang Shaotian's face became hot, and his mouth was stiff.
"I'm fine, Ye Xiu, are you thinking that I'm old or that I can't have children?"
"Hey, how can I? I can't live to be older than you, Comrade Huang Shaotian, do you despise me?"
"Extremely disgusting."
A large truck rumbled past, drowning out Huang Shaotian's ending voice.
"Shaotian, what are you talking about, you really like brother? You're an old couple, why are you talking about this?"
Ye Xiu deliberately pretended not to hear clearly, Huang Shaotian didn't even look at him, and didn't even bother to say "get lost".After so many years, they rolled around, didn't they roll together?Ye Xiu wasn't dizzy, he felt dizzy.
"Shaotian, are you really alright?"
Huang Shaotian moved while Ye Xiu tried to help him.
Huang Shaotian shook his head, pressing his belly and gnashing his teeth.
"Don't hold back." Ye Xiu put his hand on Huang Shaotian's hand and poked it tentatively.
Huang Shaotian immediately let out an "Aww" and stood up with support from Ye Xiu.
"Old Ye, you murdered!" Huang Shaotian gasped in pain.
Ye Xiu hurriedly pulled the person to lean against him, and put his arms around him to support him.
"Let you hold on, I know it hurts."
Huang Shaotian was indignant: "Damn it, who did this evil?"
Ye Xiu casually wiped the sweat from his hands on Huang Shaotian's clothes.
"That's what you said, who told me to go straight in if I didn't get used yesterday? I'm too lazy to clean it up, and I still eat seafood today?" Ye Xiu wiped the sweat from Huang Shaotian's forehead with his sleeve, and picked him up with his coat. A T-shirt on the back of the heart, "Sweating all over, you must catch a cold when you go back."
"My time, you can say sarcastic words now, why didn't you stop me yesterday? And you have a fucking expression on your face!"
"Hey, it's on the street, keep a low profile."
"You know it's on the street," Huang Shaotian lowered his voice, "Is our posture suitable?"
"Can you stand without me holding you?"
Huang Shaotian struggled for a few seconds, gave up, leaned on Ye Xiu's body in despair, buried his head in the hollow of Ye Xiu's shoulder, went around Ye Xiu's back with one hand and grabbed his coat, and still held his stomach with the other hand.
Seeing Huang Shaotian like this, Ye Xiu stopped teasing him.
"It hurts so bad, why don't you go to the hospital?"
"No! Shame! Go home!"
"Oh, that's good, I'll carry you back? Can you stop first?"
"Old Ye, can you do it?"
"Are you kidding? Even if I can only carry one thing in my life, it has to be...you." Ye Xiu carried Huang Shaotian on his back, and uttered a few words through his teeth.
Huang Shaotian lay on Ye Xiu's back, his chest pressed against his back, the heat spread to his whole body, and the stomach pain seemed to be gone.
"Aren't you disgusting, are you disgusting? You will say this kind of words to coax little girls..."
"Oh, our Shaotian is a big girl now, and I don't care about Brother anymore... Hey!"
Huang Shaotian regained a little vitality, and pushed Ye Xiu's waist with his knee.
"Hey, don't move around! Do you know how heavy you are?" Ye Xiu squeezed the hand holding Huang Shaotian's thigh, "It feels better again."
"Your sister Ye Xiu! If you think I'm fat, just tell me! If you think I'm heavy, don't carry it on your back!" The sharp pain subsided, and Huang Shaotian was full of energy to talk and slap Ye Xiu.
"How can it be?" Ye Xiu lifted Huang Shaotian up, "Brother, do you think you can carry the whole world without sinking?"
"Fuck, are you Lao Ye? Do you think you are possessed by something strange? Can you even say such old-fashioned love words? Are you ashamed!"
"Are you ashamed?"
"What am I to be ashamed of?"
"Aren't you ashamed?"
"Why should I be ashamed?"
"Hehe, who are you kidding, I can feel your heartbeat speeding up."
"Show face!" Huang Shaotian began to move restlessly, poking and kicking this and that.
"Hey, don't make trouble, I will feel sorry for you if you really fall later."
"Fuck, fuck, Lao Ye, you're really out of sorts today!"
"What's wrong? Brother has always been a model of a good man who loves his wife so much."
"Fuck you. Wife Ye, walk well. I want you to look good when I fall."
"Then Mr. Huang, don't kick around, I'm afraid."
"Hehehe." Huang Shaotian couldn't stop laughing as his hair brushed against Ye Xiu's ears.
Ye Xiu felt the heat on his neck and smiled too.
Streetlights lengthened and shortened their shadows.Huang Shaotian silently counted the number of times the shadow changed, his heart was throbbing with joy, his dynamic breathing seemed to be circulating "Little Apple".
"Lao Ye."
"Well, what happened?"
"It's okay, I'll call you."
"Stomach doesn't hurt anymore? Come down and walk by yourself."
"No, sleepy."
"I feel sleepy after eating it. No wonder the texture is getting better and better. Let's kill it in spring."
"Come on!"
"Don't move around, go to sleep when you're sleepy, and call you when you get home."
Huang Shaotian originally wanted to refute "how can I sleep", but after a while he really knocked on Ye Xiu's shoulder and became confused.He kept talking, hoping to dispel a little drowsiness.Ye Xiu talked to him one after another, and heard his nagging became softer and his breathing became more and more even.
Ye Xiu laughed again, his heart is really generous.
Huang Shaotian fell asleep, and couldn't hear Ye Xiu's complaints, even though he was awake, he couldn't hear it either.But seeing the mocking smile in Ye Xiu's eyes, Huang Shaotian knew that he must have spoken ill of him in his heart again, and he would be arrogant and arrogant to grab the real Ye Xiu to PK, even if the person who was pushed down every time before was He has also suffered repeated defeats.
Huang Shaotian's eyes would brighten and he would yell at Ye Xiu, "Is this called magnanimity? Am I still worried that you won't be able to find your way home?"
Ye Xiu will agree with Huang Shaotian this time: "Shaotian is right."
We are together, whichever is the way home.
End
G Wensan [full-time master/Ye Huang] good chicken friend a quilt
It has been three years since Yu Wenzhou took root in Lanyu Village. In the past three years, he has finally written the development plan of "both gold and silver mountains and green water and green mountains".But also because of the huge project planned, Blue Rain Village has not developed at all in the past three years.If you are backward, you will be beaten, and if you are poor, you will be single. Blue Rain Village is a well-known single village in ten miles and eight towns. In the past three years, not only has there been no married girl, there has not even been a single born girl.Yu Wenzhou, who is the village party secretary, is very anxious about how to get rid of the hat of monk temple.
The warmth of the organization is like spring breeze turning into rain. Just when Yu Wenzhou was on fire, the official document above brought good news.The notice said that in order to help Lan Yu Village get rid of poverty, Xingxin Village, which has recently become rich, was arranged to pair with Lan Yu and be responsible for teaching Lan Yu the skills to make a fortune.It couldn't be more timely to send charcoal in such a timely manner. I heard that there are three famous beauties in Xingxin Village, and the people who signed up were extremely enthusiastic.Yu Wenzhou thought over and over again, called the new college student village official Huang Shaotian, and made him tea with his own hands.
Drinking cold tea, Huang Shaotian began to receive education.
"Shaotian, do you know why I called you here?"
"About helping the village get rid of poverty."
"Do you know why I was looking for you?"
"I don't know, I heard that Li Yuan, Song Xiao, Xu Jingxi... even Zheng Xuan, who is the most unmotivated, has signed up. How did you choose me?"
"Because these guys signed up to undress themselves rather than help the village out of poverty. I believe that only a few days before you can concentrate on completing the tasks assigned by the organization."
"Thank you for your trust!!!"
With a swipe of Yu Wenzhou's pen, Huang Shaotian, a college student village official, boarded the bus to Spring, oh no, Happy.
It was agreed to wait under the big tree at the entrance of the village, the sun was very strong in summer, Huang Shaotian hid under the shade of the tree, took out his phone and looked at it five times, if I remember correctly, the other party was already 25 minutes late.When he took out his phone for the sixth time, a tall young man with chicken feathers all over his body waved his long arms at Huang Shaotian from a distance: "Hello!!! Hello! What constellation are you from?"
The young man who came was Bao Rongxing. He was the main breeder of the chicken farm at the source of wealth in the village, and also a part-time secretary who was unsuccessfully dismissed by the village party secretary Ye Xiu.The people arranged by the organization were hospitable and hospitable, nagging all the way, leading Huang Shaotian to the branch secretary's office.
Yu Wenzhou was a reliable person, he had a clear understanding of every detail with Ye Xiu, and repeatedly asked him to pass on the treasures of getting rich and getting rid of poverty.In addition, don't arrange for female colleagues to work together unless necessary, lest the news of the nudity spread back and affect the unity of Lan Yu's whole village.
"Come on, Wenzhou, are you satisfied with me taking him here?" Under Yu Wenzhou's repeated urging, Ye Xiu also repeatedly emphasized to Huang Shaotian that he must study the organizational discipline of daily work. As for the arrangement of life, he pondered and considered. When it came to the unity of Lan Yu's whole village, Qiao Yifan was still asked to replace Chen Guo, who was in charge of the logistics, to make arrangements for Huang Shaotian.
"Secretary Ye, I want to ask you one last question." Looking at Ye Xiu who was serious when they met for the first time, Huang Shaotian seemed to hold back the question for a long time.
"Ask, just treat it as your own village."
"Does the political trial in Xingxin Village still ask about constellations?"
Xingxin Village has become rich in the past two years, and it has the money to provide the cadres with a dormitory.But no matter how much money you have, it is not wasted in this kind of place. Looking at the place where Qiao Yifan settles down, Huang Shaotian sighs, it's all so economical, or else he can save some more, what kind of male and female dormitories are divided.Looking at the balcony with skirts drying across the wall, his thoughts could not help drifting to his hometown - Blue Rain Village.
In other words, several women's toilets at home have been in disrepair for a long time because they cannot afford it financially.Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.After such news spread, no girl would be willing to marry Lan Yu.Thinking of the miserable situation in the village, Huang Shaotian clenched his fists and made up his mind in his heart that he must play a football game with girls as cheerleaders for the little friends in the village.
Huang Shaotian expressed his determination to the ceiling all night, and was blown up amidst the crowing of chickens one after another.Wei Wei opened her eyes, even if it was summer, the day was still not bright.When he turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, he saw Qiao Yifan standing beside the bed: "Senior Huang Shaotian, it's time to wake up, the chickens need water."
"The chickens want to drink water. Is there no water dispenser in the chicken coop? Set up two levels of hot and cold. If you want to drink cold water, you can drink cold water. If you want hot water, you can drink hot water." Glancing at the fluorescent screen of the counterfeit machine, the word skipping table shows 4: 30.
"We don't produce water, we're just nature's porters."
Ten minutes later, Huang Shaotian yawned, and reluctantly got on the water fetching truck driven by Qiao Yifan, loaded it with empty buckets, and set off for the mountain.
The mountain spring is clear in the morning.Huang Shaotian couldn't fill two barrels, so he felt refreshed.By the time the sun shines through the cracks in the leaves, a cart of water has already been filled.
"I said, it's not efficient. Why don't you connect a pipeline or something? What's it called, agricultural modernization?"
"The water that goes through the pipeline doesn't taste as good as the one that's shipped directly, and with your help today, it's very efficient."
"You young man, how can you speak so well?"
The two who returned with a full load were welcomed by the group headed by Ye Xiu.
"Hurry up, hurry up, use this water to make porridge, it's much better than the water brought in by the pipe." Ye Xiu hurriedly directed the chef who cooked the big pot of rice.
Upon hearing Huang Shaotian's sudden anger, he said, "Damn, I'm just talking about the water that went through the pipeline and the water that was brought back, how can a chicken taste the difference!"
Hearing this, Ye Xiu didn't take it seriously, and walked over: "Of course you can't taste the chicken, but isn't it for people to taste the chicken? It seems that I don't have enough perceptual knowledge, so I said don't make white porridge this morning, make a chicken porridge Let Shaotian catch the wind."
Huang Shaotian doesn't care if there is anything special about the chicken, no matter how little Lan Yu is, he can still have one meal every month.The guests only kill one chicken, isn't Xingxin Village a bit too stingy?But when he saw the chicken being dragged out, he was still stunned.He had never seen one that big, a chicken as big as a turkey.He remembered the old big-character posters in the village that posted satellites. The cornfields were full of corn cobs of the same height, and even Chairman Feng was frightened.
"What's the matter, surprised by the superiority of socialism?" Ye Xiu lit a cigarette with a proud face.
"Damn, bully me, I've never seen genetically modified food!" Huang Shaotian quickly countered.
When the porridge came, Huang Shaotian picked up the spoon and ate it, until he couldn't talk anymore.
"Taste different?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"That's the tears you were moved by the food."
Under Ye Zhishu's leadership, Huang Shaotian set foot on the holy land of the chicken farm for the first time.Looking at the magnificent and luxurious buildings, he couldn't help feeling in his heart that this chicken lived better than himself.But after thinking about it carefully, he felt something was wrong.
"Ah, ah, branch secretary Ye, this is not the right situation. I am here to study from Blue Rain, but we, Blue Rain, don't have the original funds."
"We Xingxin didn't have it back then."
"How do you raise chickens without a chicken farm?"
"Free-range chicken."
"Won't stocking be stolen?"
"Yes."
"Damn, isn't that getting poorer and poorer as you raise more!?"
"In the midst of being stolen, we must rush out to catch the chicken thief and turn him to the police station, so that the other party will be willing to pay a high price."
"Isn't that how you earned your first pot of gold from building a chicken farm? What is this, chicken hunting and law enforcement?"
Ye Xiu smiled and said nothing.Huang Shaotian immediately put on colored glasses to observe this branch secretary Ye, and he couldn't relieve himself even during lunch time.
Seeing everyone gathering together and happily eating chicken drumstick rice, Huang Shaotian felt that this was a scene of sharing the spoils, so he lied and said that he had a stomachache, and went back to the dormitory.
"Comrade Shaotian, are you feeling better? I am here to bring you warmth on behalf of the organization." Ye Xiu, who was standing at the door, was holding the chicken drumstick rice. The lunch box was already on the table. Playing mobile games on the bed, he immediately changed his tone, "Is it a bit unappetizing after visiting the chicken farm in the morning and listening to the family history of our village? If you can't eat big fish and meat, I'll ask the kitchen to order porridge and mustard for you? "Ye Xiu, who was standing at the door, immediately understood that the problem was not with his stomach but with his brain, and put away the rice in a tricky manner.
Huang Shaotian, who was about to reach out his hand, took advantage of it, and stared at Ye Xiu like a torch.
"Are you sure you want to eat it? If you eat it, you'll be in the same boat," Ye Xiu smiled. "Or should I say that you're already in the same boat? It seems like the breakfast is chicken porridge."
"Secretary, what exactly are you trying to say?" Huang Shaotian would be a fool if he couldn't understand what Ye Xiu said.
"It's nothing, I just want you not to take jokes seriously all the time, and don't go against your own appetite," he said, forcefully stuffing the lunch box into Huang Shaotian's hands, "Also, don't be lazy, go up the mountain with me tonight to guard the local chickens .”
Because of the night vigil, Huang Shaotian slept openly and aboveboard all afternoon. He slept until late in the cottage, and was dragged out of bed by Ye Xiu.
"You don't need to bring anything, just bring someone with you." In summer, the sun was still bright after six o'clock, Huang Shaotian followed Ye Xiu up the mountain.Xingxin Village is near the mountains, and only good water can be found near the mountains.In the morning, he hurried back to the village, Huang Shaotian only saw the scenery of the mountains clearly at this time.Along the winding path, Ye Xiu led the mountain road for about an hour without saying a word. As the sky gradually darkened, they arrived at an open and sparse woodland.Looking around, there was only a simple hut in the middle, Huang Shaotian looked it over, and guessed that this was the place to rest tonight.
"Be careful, watch your step." Ye Xiu spoke vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth.
When Huang Shaotian walked in with Ye Xiu, he thought that people cared about him, but he took a look from the corner of the setting sun, come on, he reminded himself that he cared about the chickens laying eggs in this house.
There are really chickens in this place, but not many of them. You can tell by the fast strides that they are genuine free-range chickens.It not only walks on the ground, but also flies into the sky, jumping up half a foot high, staying on the branch, very comfortable.
"People say that sows can climb trees, so it turns out that hens can also climb trees?" Huang Shaotian probed his head in the grass shed, shaking the flashlight Ye Xiu brought around, very curious.
"People say they've seen pigs run before they've eaten pork, how come kid Huang Shaotian hasn't seen chickens fly before eating chicken?" Ye Xiu ignored the past and explained to him with a smile, "Chickens that haven't been domesticated are born in the wild." Resting on trees, free-range chickens also have such a living habit because they are wild. Only domesticated chickens will nest in the grass shed and not go out."
"Come on, who are you calling a chicken? Aren't you also in the grass shed?"
"Talk about the two of us, haven't we become good chicken friends now?" Ye Xiu said while letting the cigarette go, "Come on, come on, it's been a long night, I don't have energy if I don't smoke two, for the sake of good friends Just shared it."
"Secretary Ye, I said..." Huang Shaotian took one and held it in his mouth.
"Don't be a branch secretary, we're all good friends now." Saying that, Ye Xiu casually lit the other party on fire.
"Then... Lao Ye?" Huang Shaotian didn't like this way, after taking a sip, he just put on a show, and Ye Xiu didn't care about it.Is distributing cigarettes a way to get closer? I have been an old party secretary who has been in the village for so many years. As an adult, I have become a big brother with just one cigarette.
"Go ahead."
"Did you bluff me with the first pot of gold this morning?"
"Hehe, so you college students are really serious and naive. If you can really dig your first pot of gold in this way, I will raise chickens on this mountain every day, and why develop that chicken farm?"
"Aren't you raising chickens on the mountain now?"
"You don't understand, the chickens raised here are now used as the kindling of the revolution, and it is specially used for ideological baptism for you college students who don't understand rural life."
"You mean this is still an ideological education base?"
"If you don't believe me, go back and ask, Tang Rou, An Wenyi, Luo Ji, which college students haven't been here before."
"real or fake?"
"Don't believe it. Xiao Tang also knows how to play musical instruments. At that time, the girl brought a clarinet to relieve her boredom. She played a piece every night, which increased the production of eggs."
"Lao Ye, I don't know whether you blow out more smoke rings or you blow out more cowhide."
"Obviously Xiao Tang blows out more eggs."
There is nothing to pass the time in the thatched cottage.There is no power supply on the mountain, so keep your mobile phone for communication.The two chattered to relieve each other's boredom, and it was time for supper.It is said to be a supper, but it is actually dinner. The food that can be brought is too simple. Only ham sausage can barely comfort myself and open a meat.
"Lao Ye, how long have you been guarding these chickens on the mountain by yourself?" Huang Shaotian already knew when he was chatting just now, that there are people patrolling the mountains during the day in this place, so they are not afraid of thieves. Ye Xiu was on duty alone during the night shift.It was good that there was sunshine when we went up the mountain. After staying for a few hours, looking at the dark outside and the silence with only the sound of the wind, it is inevitable that people feel a little desolate.
"Why, do you admire brother?" Ye Xiu also cultivated well, and he could see through Huang Shaotian's thoughts with just one look.
"I admire you for being so fat after eating these things." The little feelings I had accumulated with great difficulty were quickly driven to Java by Ye Xiu's gesture.
"Hehe, things are like masters. If the chickens raised by my brother didn't grow as fast as my brother, how could Xingxin get rich so quickly?" After speaking, Ye Xiu glanced at Huang Shaotian. I guess Blue Rain will be at a loss when the time comes."
"You're even attacking personally!"
"Hehe, there are roosters, but ginseng really doesn't."
When Qiao Yifan's water truck came around the thatched cottage, Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian's verbal battle record that lasted all night was fixed as Ye Xiu's 37 consecutive victories.
"Lao Ye, you haven't told me what happened to the first pot of gold!" Huang Shaotian, who was so energetic all night and nearly fell asleep next to Ye Xiu after bumping in the car, made a sharp turn. The window panes came into close contact, and suddenly returned to consciousness.After getting along for a night, Huang Shaotian didn't know that the man who caught chickens and enforced the law to get rich was a scam.
"Shaotian, let me ask you an ultimate question, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
After a 37-game losing streak, Huang Shaotian expressed with his eyes that he didn't want to jump into Ye Xiu's tricks.
"Brother will tell you the secret, first there are hard-working people who buy chicks, raise the chickens, and then the chickens lay eggs. Therefore, there are chickens before eggs."
"Can you stop talking nonsense..."
"Get rich through hard work, how simple and correct the truth is, ordinary people don't tell him."
Ye Xiu said that getting rich depends on hard work.The most simple reason is the hard work day after day.So, apart from going up the mountain on the first day, Ye Xiu threw Huang Shaotian to Luo Ji and Baozi to teach him the art in the name of learning from scratch, and occasionally gave him advice.
The chicken farm managed by Luo Ji and Baozi is not small. It is one of the two chicken farms in Xingxin Village, and it can be said to be half of the country.If it is based on the absolute number of chickens, it is more than half.When Luo Ji led them around the first day, he saw the chickens crowded into the cages so densely that there was not even a place to move their bodies, and there was no space left.
Huang Shaotian was dumbfounded: "It's more crowded than a university dormitory, how does this chicken move?"
"Hey hey hey, the chickens don't need to move. If they want to move, I can use their little friends to help them move in cages." Baozi who answered the wrong question proudly showed Huang Shaotian the "chicken" on his two arms.
"These chickens can't move. If they do, it will be a catastrophe." Luo Ji introduced the results of his research a little excitedly.
It turns out that according to the feed ratio specially designed by Luo Ji, a high-level student, the chickens can be quickly matured and released from the cage within three months.However, the growth rate of the bones of chickens grown in this way cannot keep up with the growth rate of the meat. In order to avoid fractures, they cannot exercise casually, and can only nest for health.
"You ask me if I can eat chicken like this? Of course I can," Secretary Ye, who only eats a meal at noon every day, ate it in the dining hall. "This is the ham sausage you and I ate on the mountain last night."
Thinking back to the bloated appearance of those chickens squatting in the cage, Huang Shaotian wanted to clenched his throat a bit: "Lao Ye, don't you think this thing...is not natural?"
"Student Luo Ji calls this agricultural modernization. You young people should have a common language, follow him and work hard." Ye Xiu didn't talk too much. After finishing eating, he went back to rest, recharging his energy for tonight's vigil.
Huang Shaotian had to follow behind Luo Ji, the "little brother" Baozikou called every day, and then become the next level of "little brother".Pushing a feed truck in and out, the well-prepared feed will be delivered regularly and quantitatively.It seemed that he had become a cheap labor force, Huang Shaotian's walking corpse and Baozi's cheerfulness became a clear contrast when working.
With Huang Shaotian's share, Baozi, who was released from get off work early, has more time to teach his younger brother Luo and boss Ye who cares about him.Thus, the long practice that tested Huang Shaotian's patience was quickly shortened to three days.
"Shaotian, because your performance is particularly outstanding, the organization is considering teaching you how to prepare chicken feed in advance to assist Luo Ji in his work. As for the job of feeding the chicken, Baozi will continue to be in charge of it alone," Ye Xiu announced.
After hanging around with Luo Ji for a few days, Huang Shaotian realized that the operation of this matter was not very difficult, the most difficult research had already been conquered by Luo Ji, he just had to be more careful.In addition to frequent encounters such as being dragged by Baozi to try to hatch eggs in a steamer, stuffing feed into the mouths of chickens to manufacture Xingxin's stuffed chicken brand and other accidents, Huang Shaotian happily welcomed the first batch of adult chickens raised by himself after three months out of the cage. .
The chickens raised with the feed configured by Luo Ji had an astonishing output. Watching the buyers come to settle the accounts with Chen Guo, the accountant of the village, Huang Shaotian was taken aback by the handfuls of money.With that amount of money, let alone telling the bachelors in the village a daughter-in-law, even the establishment of a women's federation is a matter of minutes.
After feeling the earth-shaking changes that the ability he mastered could bring to Lan Yu, he wrote a letter to Yu Wenzhou that night.The meaning in the letter is very simple, that is, according to his serious study and precise calculation, he has mastered the method of getting rich, and he can return to the village to serve Lan Yu.
Huang Shaotian really wanted to leave the next day, the chicness of waving his hand without taking a chicken feather away, he longed for it especially when he was awakened by the singing of Baozi in his nightmares in the past three months.It's not that he doesn't want to leave, he still has to wait for the order, without Yu Wenzhou's approval, who will report his return ticket.
Unexpectedly, three days later, Ye Xiu called him to the office: "Comrade Shaotian, you have withstood the test of the organization, and you didn't rush off after learning something impetuously. We decided to teach you more advanced skills." breeding techniques. From today onwards, you will follow Mucheng and Fang Rui to practice in another chicken farm."
On the night when the news was announced, Huang Shaocai received Yu Wenzhou's belated letter of consent.It's too late, everything is too late, and it's time to wait.
Knowing that the reason for Huang Shaotian's overdue return was to learn more advanced chicken raising techniques, Yu Wenzhou was extremely supportive.Knowing that the more advanced chicken-raising technical instructor is Su Mucheng, the village flower of Xingxin Village, Lan Yu's friends were extremely indignant, and sent letters one after another to say that they missed Young Master Huang and said that there was one less person who planted dogwood all over the place.
With Su Mucheng as his mentor, Huang Shaotian's enthusiasm for learning has improved to a certain extent.But sometimes he couldn't tell whether this increase in enthusiasm was really due to having Su Mucheng, or because he got rid of Baozi from the physical distance, or whether he passed Ye Xiu's test by mistake.
The chicken farm run by Su Mucheng and Fang Rui was different from the one he was in before, he could tell because it was not hard to see.The biggest difference between this chicken farm and the previous one is that there is no roof, and the chickens are all free-range on the enclosed farm, playing with the concept of green food.
Here, no endless scales, beakers, stirrers.Feed is not bought, it has to be harvested from the field.How much is how much, not fixed and not quantitative.When people relax, so do chickens.Fang Rui's presence and disappearance basically depends on when he appears and when the chickens are ready for dinner.Su Mucheng devoted herself to her duties and started working in the studio.
"Damn it, now even chickens have image spokespersons!" Huang Shaotian asked Ye Xiu while looking at the printed flyer.On the coloring page, there is a freshly dressed Su Mucheng, just like a chewing gum advertisement.If it weren't for the thick and bold font, no one would have guessed that she was playing a chicken Xi Shi.
"Publicity is also very important, because with this farming method, the production of chickens cannot increase. But with Mucheng, we can at least increase sales first." Ye Xiu said.
The two tutors couldn't see the beginning and the end, and only one student, Huang Shaotian, insisted on tossing around on the farm.While throwing food, they pick up eggs everywhere.Apart from dealing with the chickens, the person they met the most was Ye Xiu who passed by every night when he set off to watch the night on the mountain.
Ye Xiu would smoke three cigarettes here every night before leaving.
"It's time again?"
"No, but seeing that you are so lonely, I come to talk to you on behalf of the organization."
"Come on, you raise a beacon tower here every night. If I were a chicken thief on the mountain, I would have noticed this signal. It's useless to make you watch the night if you commit the crime in advance."
"If it's stolen, I'll take two from you and fill the hole."
"Why are you so shameless... Forget it, I'm a good person and I won't pursue it with you."
"It's all public chickens. The collective property is moved from the left pocket to the right pocket. There is no difference. It's not a matter of good people or bad people."
"I'm not talking about that! In fact, Lao Ye, you go to the mountain to watch the night alone every day. It's lonely. With me waiting here to chat with you for a while, doesn't it feel more lively? So, I'm a good person, right?"
"Yes, after going through the noise, I cherish the tranquility when I get to the mountain."
"Let's rely on rely on rely on rely on!"
But don't I still pass by here every day?Ye Xiu smiled and said nothing.
The chickens in the green chicken farm are much more energetic than those produced by modernization, and all of them are thinner.When Huang Shaotian came out of the cage half a year later, seeing the shaved small bodies of the chickens, he wanted to cry without tears. For the first time, he felt that he hated the puffy body so much, so he stared at Ye Xiu with deep meaning from the corner of his eye. .
"If you look any further, you'll squint."
"You know I see you!"
"I've only heard that if you stare at a chicken for a long time, it will be seen as cross-eyed. I haven't heard that it will be seen as squinting like you. Why don't you take a second look."
Seeing Huang Shaotian staring at the electronic scale with a sad face and not saying a word, Ye Xiu was curious: "Why don't you talk, why worry?"
"The chickens at Luo Ji Baozi's chicken farm are as big as five here."
"Hehe." Ye Xiu gave Huang Shaotian a glance at the price list that Chen Guo had hammered out, "One chicken here is worth more than five chickens over there."
Looking at the unbelievable amount of bills in exchange, Huang Shaotian couldn't help but burst into tears.With so much money, not to mention building a women's federation, it could turn Blue Rain into a nun's village.This time, he really has returned from his studies thoroughly, serving Blue Rain!
Seeing Huang Shaotian's overjoyed expression, Ye Xiu was happy but also a little sad.What's the matter, the apprentice should be happy to be a teacher, there is no need to be unhappy about having to go back up the mountain alone again.
The farewell banquet for Huang Shaotian was scheduled for a week later.Just as everyone in the village was preparing in an orderly manner, a silent plague hit Xingxin Village.
It was Baozi who first noticed the signs: "I said that these chickens often do not exercise. You can see that they are suffocated. Several of them are lying on their stomachs and motionless."
"Staying still is normal, keep in good health!" Luo Ji, who was experimenting with a new revolutionary feed experiment, didn't pay attention to his report due to his frequent dissonance.By the time he walked out of the laboratory and smelled a strange smell from the chicken farm, the plague had spread widely.
The chickens in the instant chicken farm are weak and have poor resistance. Once infected and sick, the chickens are buried in the ground one by one.The originally crowded chicken farm was only three days old, but it was as clean as after it was released from the cage.Su Mucheng softly comforted Luo Ji who was beating his chest and crying with guilt.But not long after, Su Mucheng also became the object of comfort.
Although the green chicken farm has an open terrain and natural food, it cannot sustain the infectivity of a large number of sick chickens. After one or two chickens are infected, the infection gradually spreads.The only good thing is that the adult chickens have only been out of the cage for a short time, and there is a certain amount of losses, so it will not be as tragic as the instant chicken farm.
The outbreak of chicken plague made Xingxin quiet down a lot.
Huang Shaotian felt that the timing of his departure was not right.Compared to the grand plan to send off the [-]th birthday party before, Huang Shaotian reckoned with the current scene, and decided to choose the chicness of waving his hands without taking away the clouds as he had originally envisioned.
On the day when they were expected to leave, the silent crowd unexpectedly held the most solemn farewell ceremony for Huang Shaotian.Surrounded by everyone, Huang Shaotian took the graduation certificate from Ye Xiu, feeling everyone's affection.He said excitedly: Instead of going back to serve Blue Rain, he decided to stay and tide over difficulties with Xingxin.
"Shaotian, are you really sure you want to stay?" Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian with a smile. He was so happy that he couldn't tell why.
"A man is a man, a word is a deal."
"Well, I won't be polite to you anymore." Ye Xiu took back the graduation certificate that was just issued, "There are three levels of cultivation in raising chickens. Congratulations, you have come to the third level by accident. You must take advantage of the opportunity of being a disciple of the closed door." .”
"I thought it was some kind of unique knowledge in martial arts. It turns out that I went up to the mountain to watch the night. Didn't I experience it on the first day I came here!?" Huang Shaotian muttered in the dim light. Fortunately, tonight's farewell made him full before he set out on the road. As for the two miserably gnawing instant chicken sausages, it should be said
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