If I leave, you must come

It was already evening when the two of them arrived home, Ye Xiu casually cooked a pot of porridge and went to take a bath, when he came out he was watching Huang Shaotian crouching on the computer with the porridge bowl in his hands and scrolling through Weibo.

"What are you doing?" Ye Xiu leaned over while wiping his hair.

"Send photos! Look at these comments, it's so funny hahaha!" Huang Shaotian turned sideways to let Ye Xiu see more clearly. Most of the photos he sent were the scenery taken on the road today, and the last one was given by Ye Xiu. The picture of claws and teeth that was taken.

There are many female fans in the comments, most of them are nympho Huang Shao is so cute Huang Shao is so handsome Huang Shao I want to give birth to you!

"That's pretty cool. Your fans are tolerant enough, so they won't be empty when they see my blood tank."

"You are jealous! Come to PK! You also post to see who has the most comments! The loser cooks a summer holiday meal! Dare you!"

"You still have to stay here for the summer vacation, please let me go." Ye Xiu also went to serve himself a bowl of porridge, "And with your level, I am at a loss anyway."

"Your level is not too high, okay! Don't be complacent! But I said that you occasionally post a Weibo or something to surprise your fans! People have followed you for so many years! Don't you have a iPad, send some photos too!"

"I can win the championship to make them happy."

It's not fun to play together at all!Huang Shaotian angrily got up and went to take a shower.

"My Juggernaut Da Da, take it easy, Wenzhou is going to buy my hands and feet!" Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian jumping on one leg to go to the bathroom, terrified, "How do you wash it, you disabled!"

"Damn! Who is disabled!" Although he was stubborn, Huang Shaotian also understood the current situation. If he accidentally fell and hit his hand, it would be very bad, but not taking a bath is really uncomfortable.

"Okay." Ye Xiu handed over a small plastic stool, "You sit here, and I'll help you."

"Damn it! It's weird! I haven't been seen naked since I was six years old!" This must be resisted, two men, and only you are naked, what's going on!

"If you feel bad, then I'll take it off too." Ye Xiu said and took off the T-shirt he just changed.

"Ye Xiu!!! Calm down!!! I can't hold back you like this!!!"

"Stop messing around, I'll get soaked if I don't take it off, and you won't be able to control it even more."

Of course, Huang Shaotian gave in in the end, but he just covered the key parts with a towel in a serious manner from the beginning to the end.

After finally tossing and tossing, Huang Shaotian was too tired, so he changed into his pajamas and climbed into bed.

"Dry your hair." A towel was placed directly on Huang Shaotian's face.

"Be gentle! Damn it! This is the towel I just covered...you let me wipe my hair!"

"You still hate yourself." Ye Xiu took out a new towel from the cabinet and handed it to Huang Shaotian, "From now on, you are not allowed to talk, I want to do something very meaningful."

Grab the boss.

As soon as he heard about robbing the boss, Huang Shaotian became energetic and hurried over.

"You go to the side of the Lanxi Pavilion, do you have professional quality?" Ye Xiu still gave up some space as he said.

"Hey, I'll just check it out and don't talk! Ouch! What kind of equipment do you have! Please get some decent ones for the vest too!" Huang Shaotian forgot the promise of "not talking".

"When did I rely on equipment to grab the boss?" Ye Xiu lit a cigarette, "I keep asking this kind of question and I don't even bother to answer it."

"Then you can choose not to answer!" Huang Shaotian was unhappy again.

"How impolite that is."

Huang Shaotian was so blocked that his chest was full of old blood, and he secretly vowed that if he talked about this issue with Ye Xiu in the future, he would broadcast Chixiang live!

After going online, Ye Xiu Xianmi and Wu Chen asked about the BOSS refresh.

"Today, 4 bosses have been refreshed, and there are 7 more bosses this week. The last day of the day after tomorrow plus the remaining two hours of today will finish brushing." Wu Chen's union work was done in an orderly manner.

"Don't brush tomorrow?" Ye Xiu caught the point.

"Captain, you didn't read the announcement, you won't be killing bosses tomorrow on Qixi Festival."

Qixi Festival does not brush BOSS?How do we celebrate the holidays?Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian looked at each other.

After Ye Xiu explained to Wu Chen, he went to study other activities of Qixi Festival. It's okay to do activities without a boss to brush up the list.

But after reading the event announcement, Ye Xiu completely gave up.

The development team believes that the activities held on the Qixi Festival and Valentine’s Day in previous years have seriously reduced the chances of nerds and nerds to cultivate relationships, tie knots, and have children early. Therefore, this Qixi Festival event is all about men and women matching to enhance communication, and the rewards are not rare. The material is equipped, and it is replaced with something that fits the festive atmosphere, such as rare firework accessories, Kongming Lanterns.

"Damn, it's boring. This must be a member of the development team who has lost his love and urgently needs to be healed and rejuvenated!" Huang Shaotian expressed disdain.

"Perhaps these rare accessories can be used as Silver Weapons." Ye Xiu thought in a different direction—it was the Glory textbook after all.

"Yes, making it into a silver weapon will give you a charming blow, the critical strike effect against the opposite sex will be +200%, and the critical strike rate will be 100%." ​​Huang Shaotian rolled his eyes.

"That female number can beat Blue Rain's first team."

Seeing that there was nothing interesting, Huang Shaotian climbed back on the bed and got ready to sleep.After there was no distracting thing, Huang Shaocai felt that he couldn't put his feet up, and rolled over and over for a long time.

"I said, have you switched to vibration mode?"

"roll roll roll!!!"

After finally reaching a state of half-asleep and half-awake, Huang Shaotian subconsciously still cared about his sprained foot, and couldn't sleep well.Suddenly he felt that his injured foot was placed in a particularly soft place, and he fell asleep with peace of mind.

The next day Huang Shaotian woke up, rubbed his eyes and realized that the place that gave him infinite safety and warmth last night was Ye Xiu's stomach.

And Ye Xiu had already woken up, lying flat on the bed and playing with his iPad.

"Woke up so early." Huang Shaotian didn't feel any apology for suppressing Ye Xiu all night, "What are you looking at?"

"Weibo." Seeing that Huang Shaotian had woken up, Ye Xiu adjusted his posture, "It's quite interesting."

"Bring it to me to have a look! Oh, it's not bad, Lao Ye really went to post a photo! Damn it!"

Ye Xiufa's photo is a close-up of Huang Shaotian's leg resting on Ye Xiu's stomach.

The matching words are: the first Qixi Festival after retiring.Good morning.

"Good morning, sister! Ye Xiu! You deleted it for me!" You can't be humiliated!

"What are you excited about? Who can tell that it's you." Ye Xiu took the iPad and continued to read the comments that kept refreshing.

Ye Xiu has a girlfriend now!I can't bear it!We agreed to be each other's angels!and so on.

Indeed, there were only stomachs and legs in that photo, and they were all in pajamas, so it was impossible to tell the difference between a man and a woman, let alone Huang Shaotian.

"It's also... that's not right! The people in Xingxin know it!"

"They won't talk about it." Ye Xiu was very familiar with his team's habit of watching big dramas with muffled voices.

"Oh...but I still don't feel safe! What's the matter with this vague sense of crisis!"

Facts have proved that this vague sense of crisis comes from Dai Yanqi.

Dai Yanqi saw Ye Xiu's Weibo early in the morning, but she didn't comment on it - because she thought the pajama pants on Ye Xiu's stomach were very, very familiar.After a whole morning of careful memory and careful discovery, Dai Yanqi revealed this shocking secret in the form of a long Weibo!

"Everyone must be very curious about who owns the legs on Ye Xiu's big belly! Let me reveal the secret for everyone now!"

The first picture on the long Weibo is naturally a screenshot of Ye Xiu's Weibo, and the second picture is a Weibo where Huang Shaotian said a year ago that he likes to sleep in pajama pants even in summer. The two pajama pants are exactly the same!

"This means that that leg is Huang Shaotian's big! You underestimate the rigor of my reasoning!"

Below is the travel map Huang Shaotian posted yesterday.

"This is clearly Lingyin Mountain! It means that Huang Shaotian was still in City H yesterday! Friends! This still doesn't explain it! And the last solo photo of Juggernaut Da Da makes me boldly guess that it was taken by Da Da Ye Xiu!"

Huang Shaotian's face turned blue when he saw this Weibo post.

Read the comments below Huang Shaotian just wants to jump off the building.

"An Wenyi: I can't help you, Captain. @叶修"

"Fang Rui: I wish you happiness. @叶修@黄少天"

"Bao Rongxing: You can't be together, your zodiac signs don't match! @黄少天@叶修"

"Su Mucheng replied to Bao Rongxing: Twins and lions are okay."

"Yu Wenzhou: @黄少天"

Huang Shaotian, died.