If I leave, you must come

"Don't pretend to be dead, Shaotian," Ye Xiu pushed Huang Shaotian who was lying beside him, motionless, "What do you think you should do if you make such a big fuss?"

"Blame me!" Huang Shaotian scrambled up from the bed, with his shaggy hair like a lion cub, "I'm a pure game boy..."

Ye Xiu made an interrupting gesture: "Young man, continue."

"Go, go, go! You send me Weibo to clarify! Now! Immediately!"

"I've already posted it." Ye Xiu's calmness was in stark contrast to Huang Shaotian's mania.

"Sent it?" Huang Shaotian took the iPad dubiously, and then Mania 2.0.

"Ye Xiu! You are shameless! What do you mean by 'he climbed the wall of the three-peat champion team'!"

Huang Shaotian is now caught in the dilemma of whether to prove that the one in the photo is not himself, or to prove that no matter who the wall is, he can climb it if he wants.

"Okay, stop messing around." Seeing that everyone on Weibo has completely entered the stage of nonsense and comparisons, Ye Xiu was slightly relieved, "Let's cook."

"Why should I cook! First, I'm a guest! Second, I'm injured! How dare you! And you still have the face to eat after poking such a big mess on Weibo!"

Ye Xiu held the iPad to Huang Shaotian's face: "The number of comments and retweets will give you a 0."

Whoever loses cooks a meal for the summer break.

"Damn it! Didn't you still think I didn't cook well last night! Now you think about it again!" Willing to admit defeat, Huang Shaotian reluctantly got out of bed even though he complained.

"I wasn't sure I could win last night." Ye Xiu continued to scroll through Weibo.

"Hey Ye Xiu, there's actually a fish in your refrigerator!" Before Huang Shaotian looked into the refrigerator, he thought he was lucky to find two green vegetable leaves.

"The boss probably let it go." Ye Xiu was also quite surprised.

"Then can you still eat it?" Huang Shaotian opened the bag and sniffed it carefully, he felt that it was not bad, "Watch me show you sashimi porridge!"

"Stop messing things up."

After a while of ding ding bang bang, a delicious porridge smell gradually permeated.

"Yo, that's right." Ye Xiu came out after smelling the smell, and came to look at the pot, "It just looks a little disgusting."

"Get out!" Huang Shaotian was very satisfied with his work, "Out of the pot!"

"Okay, you go over and sit and I'll carry it." Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian standing on tiptoe with his injured foot, still a little bit reluctant.

"Taste it first!" Huang Shaotian handed the spoon to Ye Xiu, waiting for the compliment with a proud face.

Ye Xiu was also polite, scooped up a ladle and blew it cool, and brought it to his mouth.

Immediately his face changed.

"Swallow it!" Huang Shaotian watched as Ye Xiu was about to spit into the sink, absolutely not allowing him to be humiliated in person.

Ye Xiu frowned, but seeing Huang Shaotian's imposing manner, he felt that if he spit it out, he would be pressed into the pot in minutes, so he weighed it or swallowed it.

Ye Xiu scooped up a spoonful of cool air and handed it to Huang Shaotian's mouth, saying, "Come on, once this spoonful is done, we will be a life-long friendship."

"It's too exaggerated, you." Huang Shaotian drank it with an attitude that it might not really taste good, but it wasn't too hard to swallow.

Then he was humiliated by himself.

"It's too exaggerated, you." Ye Xiu patted Huang Shaotian's back - the latter was lying on the side of the sink and retching, "Order a takeaway to play games?"

"Ouch..." Huang Shaotian made an OK gesture in the midst of his busy schedule.

After eating, Huang Shaotian plugged in the account card Ye Xiu gave him and was unhappy: "Damn it! Why do you want me to play a female account! If a female account matches my voice, I will vomit!"

"It was said at the event that the points for matching men and women will be doubled." Ye Xiu lit a cigarette, "If you can spit it out, just stop talking."

"Then why didn't you play the female number!"

"You can also want a male account." Ye Xiu decisively pulled out the account card and handed it to him, "Choose it once, don't regret it."

"Anyway, don't need a female account!" Huang Shaotian felt that Ye Xiu had a conspiracy, but it was nothing more than special equipment or a profession like a priest who didn't have the pleasure of PK at all, it was better than a female account!

Huang Shaotian inserted the account card, he is really a male priest!

ID: The chest muscles are flicked and the milk is square.

"Ye Xiu, what kind of account card are you talking about!" Huang Shaotian looked at the ID and wanted to poke his eyes in. "The priest forgets the name, so how can I use it!"

"Others don't know it's you." Ye Xiu said it indifferently now, but when he inserted the account card just now, his heart skipped a beat, "Should I give you another chance to choose again?"

Huang Shaotian didn't like to hear these words, just now Ye Xiu said to choose once, and now he asked himself to re-elect, making it seem like how generous he is and how stingy he is.

"Go, go!" Huang Shaotian gritted his teeth and started the game, Ye Xiu also opened the ID Jingchen's female battle mage to go online.

... I don't know if it's an illusion, but Huang Shaotian felt that Nai Sifang's chest was shaking when he started running.

The tasks involved in the Qixi Festival event are quite simple but very troublesome, and it is the kind of trouble that has no shortcuts-it was originally intended to increase the chances of players getting along alone, if it can be done in minutes, how can we face the long night.

The main line of the activity is to ask players to help NPCs to match up and form a pair after another, sending a letter here to send a message, here to give a token of love and there to help someone apologize.The list points are calculated according to the number and quality of the couples that are facilitated. As usual, there are special rewards for the top ten - small gadgets such as fireworks, lanterns, and wishing signs.

"It's really annoying." Huang Shaotian rested his chin on one hand, and clicked the mouse with the other hand, running around, "Is there anything I can't explain clearly at once, and I am fooling the fool back and forth! Even a monster!" There is no need to fight a bully who snatches a relative."

"Come on bully, what do you want, toss the light of the holy commandment and give the NPC blood?" Ye Xiu's posture is exactly the same as Huang Shaotian's. This plot is really boring for the two of them.

"Let's go to the arena, Lao Ye!"

"You are a priest."

"Damn it!" Just now, Huang Shaotian had been deliberately choosing the option to destroy the NPC's relationship, and successfully forced the NPC to go berserk.

The NPC itself is in the posture of raising the knife, so there is no attack preparation action, and it will be chopped down with a knife.Huang Shaotian operated Nai Sifang to dodge almost at the same time, but the priest's own movement speed was relatively slow, plus the area damage effect of the NPC's knife, Nai Sifang was still hit, and half of his health was gone.

"True murder!" Huang Shaotian saw the NPC rushing towards him again, he hurriedly got up to avoid it, and lit a sacred fire at the NPC's feet.

Fortunately, NPCs are under control, Huang Shaotian took advantage of his lack of ability to use his skills, and manipulated Nai Sifang to run to a relatively safe location by the shortest route.

"It's really frustrating!"

"You owe it to yourself. On this good day, whoever you provoke is not good enough to provoke a butcher."

Ye Xiu drove Jing Chen to arrive, and saw that the effect of the Holy Fire skill had just passed, and the NPC was holding a butcher's knife, and it was estimated that he would amplify the move again.Ye Xiu used Haolong Pojun to charge behind the NPC, then swung him to the ground with a wrestling stick, and then summoned the NPC with a combo of blows.

Nai Sifang ran over while recovering and shaking her chest muscles, and released a light of the holy commandment to strengthen the output.

"Be careful, it hurts to hit someone!"

"Isn't there you? Treat me well." For an event with no rewards, Ye Xiu didn't want to play like a professional league, and he didn't bother to dodge some low-attack moves.

But gradually Ye Xiu discovered that although NPCs would attack him, their big moves were all directed at Nai Sifang.

"Your hatred is stable enough." Ye Xiu joked, and after speaking, he pushed the NPC towards Nai Sifang with a Falling Flower Palm. Cut down with a knife, clean and neat!

"Ye Xiu! Fuck you! We are teammates now!" Nai Sifang scrambled and scrambled to dodge, and was almost blushed by the skills.

"Hehe, I'm used to it."

Although Ye Xiu wanted to make a fuss from time to time, but after all, it didn't make sense for a professional player to be knocked over by an NPC.

When the NPC fell down, Nai Sifang ran up with residual blood: "Oh, it's still a bag! Lover's Heart Fragment Four is a quest item."

"Why don't I have a packet drop notification here? Let me see." Ye Xiu leaned over.

Item description: Lover's heart fragment [-], bound when picked up.There is nothing behind.

"There are probably seven fragments." Ye Xiu calculated, there were seven couples in the event description, "Let's go, molesting the NPC."

This is like a holiday!

However, the first fragment was picked up by Nai Sifang, and it was bound to be picked up. Ye Xiu couldn't see the dropped bag when the butcher was down just now, so it is estimated that only NPCs who are hated can pick it up.

"I'll trouble you for such a conscienceless thing." Ye Xiu stopped Jingchen aside, and went to watch Huang Shaotian provoke the NPC.

How can I choose...

"Run away! Hurry up!" The NPC who ran away this time was a girl, not as fierce as the butcher just now. Anyway, she said a line first, but she still made a big move.

There is no singing of thunder and fire.

"Too bad!" Huang Shaotian speculated that this NPC is a mage, and based on the principle of insurance, Huang Shaotian wanted to see her singing skills before thinking about starting a fire.

But the girl doesn't sing.

As an elemental mage as a violent DPS, one of the main restrictive attributes is the singing time.Ye Xiu was also a little speechless when he saw this kind of boss-level elemental mage who couldn't sing.

"This is much more fierce than Yunxiu! You don't even sing! Did you see that! Another thunderstorm! There's no CD either! I'm going to flip the table!" Huang Shaotian brushed words while running.

Ye Xiu hurriedly manipulated Jing Chen to go up and control the Elemental Mage. After a few attacks, she was relieved. Although her skills had no chant or CD, she inherited the best traditions of the Elemental Mage, which is also everyone's favorite point— — Crispy skin.

"The chicken tastes crunchy!" Nai Sifang saw that Jingchen had brought the situation under control, and ran back to release his skills, "Elemental Mage, now join the KFC luxury lunch!"

Lover's heart fragment [-], get!