Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

The local special capital that Gu Yiming chose is basically a high-end restaurant that will not be recognized by fans and paparazzi.

Yu Bei hadn't recovered from the accident in the morning, he ate his favorite morning tea, and he was still out of his mind.

Such an adult still has a wet dream.

At first glance, there is no sexual life.

So embarrassing.

"What are you thinking? Don't worry, I won't tell you about your bedwetting."

Yu Bei was relieved of Gu Yiming's character.

And his voice is not believable.

"You wet the bed!"

"Keep your voice down!" Gu Yiming hissed, "Isn't that embarrassing enough?"

Yu Bei bit off a steamed pork rib fiercely, and raised his eyebrows at Gu Yiming.

He should feel such a domineering threat, right?

"Yao'er, restrain yourself a little outside, don't be so fussy..."

"?? Where did I piss?"

Gu Yiming clicked his tongue and reprimanded: "I'm almost hard."

Before Yu Bei could explain, Gu Yiming stuffed two shrimp dumplings into his bowl.

"Eat more, make up."

Yu Bei responded with an eye for an eye, and gave him a tiger-skinned chicken claw: "You too, don't lie."

Gu Yiming couldn't hear Yu Bei saying that he was lying, so he couldn't laugh out loud.

"Can I do it, don't you know?"

where do i know

I haven't used it again.

"I do not know."

I'd love to know too.

"Really?" Gu Yiming became even more angry, "Then you go to the bathroom with me, and let you see if I can do it."

He said this, as if he was going to play wild with Yu Bei.

But Yu Bei knew Gu Yiming's virtue, he was just too loud and rainy, at most he would take him to the bathroom to get a pistol.

It's ridiculous to say it.

The sneer at the corner of Yu Bei's mouth was misunderstood by Gu Yiming as something else.

"Laugh at me, come on, I have to prove it to you today..." Gu Yiming took Yu Bei's hand.

Yu Bei pulled it back vigorously, and said, "All right, all right, you are the best, you are the golden cudgel... I can't compare to you, please let me finish my breakfast, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

No matter how big or small the Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be, without it, it is just a rusty Dinghaishenzhen.

Alas, coaxing straight men is really tiring.

They have to take care of their inexplicable self-esteem.

Gu Yiming snorted, and Yu Bei suddenly felt that he was so cute.

Can't help but want to tease him.

"Gu Yiming, why have you been so clingy to me lately? You have to take me with you when you pick up everyone."

Gu Yiming said viciously: "I have to stare at you, or you will run away!"

It sounds... like I'm afraid my daughter-in-law will run away.

"I only have two legs, where can I go?"

"I don't know. If I don't pay attention, you can go to Wang Jiarui's bar to fool around. If you let you go on like this, I will have to go to Mars to find someone next year. I have decided, and I will tie you in front of me , I'll see where you're going."

Gu Yiming didn't know at all.

His words and deeds are too dangerous!

If you are not careful, you will be classified as gay, and there will be no redemption.

"Are you so afraid of losing me?" Yu Bei chewed the ribs nervously.

"Yes." Gu Yiming was very calm, "I'm just your good brother."

Straight man's mind is really unpredictable.

In the past, Yu Bei took the initiative to put his warm face on his cold pìgǔ, but now it's the other way around.

What is it called?The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heaven spare.

All of this has to start with Yu Bei being a demon.

So it’s good to be a demon.

"By the way, whose plane are you going to pick up?"

"It can be regarded as a child, and our family has a good relationship with his parents and elders."

Our family?

Yu Bei was silently delighted, if Gu Yiming focused all his flirting skills on flirting with girls, he would be willing to be raped by him every day.

"what time is it?"

Yu Bei took Gu Yiming's wrist and looked at his watch.

"I'm going, I've been eating for an hour, let's go!"

If Yu Bei had been so petty, he would have been blown out of anger.

Gu Yiming also asked slowly: "Are you full?"

……

It was almost noon when we arrived at the terminal.

"Brother Yiming!"

There was a sharp cry from the parking lot, and Yu Bei thought someone was slamming on the brakes.

A young man ran over in small steps and hugged Gu Yiming. Gu Yiming frowned and tore him off his body.

"Brother Yiming, long time no see! Why did you arrive so late, are you busy?"

"Correct."

Yu Bei was embarrassed, but Gu Yiming's face was not flushed and his heart was not beating.

"I know you are a busy person, so I don't blame you! Brother Yiming is still the same as before after all these years, so handsome!"

Gu Yiming smiled politely, looked at him and said, "You too, more and more..."

He was stuck, not knowing what to brag about.

"Western style." Yu Bei added for him.

"Ah yes, foreign style."

The young man pushed away his sunglasses, only to see Yu Bei.

"Who is this?"

"Oh, his name is Yu Bei, you have to call him brother."

"Hahaha, it's not popular in foreign countries, it's all called by name." The young man still stretched out his hand, "Hello Yu Bei, I'm Lin Beier, I went to high school in Japan, and my university is the Hannover Conservatory of Music. You shouldn't Yes, in Germany."

Yu Bei had never seen such a fresh person.

Look at his dress, the shoes are bright red on one side and bright green on the other, he is wearing leather clothes and pants, his dirty braids are tied up with headbands, his ears are full of studs, and his sunglasses are pushed to the hairline.

"Hello."

Yu Bei stretched out his hand, and Lin Beier pulled his fingertips with him like a noble lady and then let go.

Yu Bei scratched his head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm not good at chatting with girls."

Lin Beier's face collapsed.

Yu Bei was stunned, did I say something wrong?

Gu Yiming also sneered.

"I'm a boy."

Lin Beier was very angry, and the hunk stomped his feet.

Sweat broke out on Yu Bei's forehead: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I didn't recognize it..."

Yu Bei is also very wronged.

Who can tell?From the person to the name, only Lin Beier's "er" has a bit of positive energy.

It's all because Gu Yiming didn't tell him in advance.

No wonder Gu Yiming, the straight man of steel, was not very enthusiastic when he came to pick him up.

"This is our popular outfit abroad, youknow? I even wore it to the red carpet of the Berlin International Film Festival, forget it, you don't understand." Lin Beier rolled her eyes.

"I know, now I know..." Yu Bei said, "Then stop standing here, let's go."

Lin Bei'er probably didn't want to talk to him, so she turned to Gu Yiming.

"Brother Yiming, my suitcase is so heavy..."

A man who knows how to pick up girls understands Lin Beier's hint, right?

But Tokyo Pagoda Gu Yiming is different.

He asked strangely: "Then how did you drag it back?"

"..."

Firstblood!

Yu Bei didn't laugh out loud, it was impolite.

"I'll come, I'll come..."

Yu Bei was more courteous, and tried his best to redeem the embarrassment of offending someone just now.

Lin Beier waited outside the passenger cab for a while, but Gu Yiming didn't come to open the door, and the window fell down.

"Why are you still standing there? Get in the car."

Lin Bei'er pursed her lips and was about to open the car door when Gu Yiming stopped her.

"Hey! You sit in the back." Gu Yiming ordered.

Lin Beier smiled happily: "Scientific research results prove that the safety factor of the rear seat is much higher than that of the co-pilot. Brother Yiming, you are so caring!"

"What the hell?" Gu Yiming muttered, "The seat in front belongs to Yu Bei."

Doublekill!