Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

There was a dead silence in the car.

It didn't feel right for Yu Bei to sit in the co-pilot, he always felt a pair of eyes whizzing behind him.

At this time, Gu Yiming's car seemed to have a good sound insulation effect, if there was some noise from outside, the car would not be so embarrassing.

"Brother Yiming."

Lin Beier looked at Gu Yiming from the rearview mirror.

"What's on your neck?"

"what?"

Gu Yiming glanced at the rearview mirror, opened his shirt collar a little, only to find that there were several red marks on his neck.

"Don't tell me I haven't noticed yet, when did this mark..."

Yu Bei's face burned.

If he had known that pinching out would look like strawberry prints, he would have acted softly.

Gu Yiming was still talking to himself: "It's like being sucked by someone... Yaoer, is that you?"

Wow, you can shut up.

"Who sucked you at night? There's something wrong..." Yu Bei's tone was weak, "Maybe he was scratched by a spider while sleeping."

Gu Yiming groaned and said, "Yes, I was scratched by a pig."

Lin Beier's focus was really different: "You...slept together?!"

"Yes." Gu Yiming said frankly, "We are roommates in college, and we have slept together for 7 or 8 years, old couple."

Triple kill! (Three kills!)

Lin Bei'er's face was getting darker and darker in the rearview mirror, and the layer of foundation she applied could barely cover it.

It's a bloody, suffocating straight man joke.

If Yu Bei was an ordinary straight man, he should have scolded "Get out, I'm your father!" or something like that.

Unfortunately he is not.

Yu Bei was dizzy, and really wanted to jump out of the car and remove the tire, to see if he could plug Gu Yiming's big mouth.

"Well, Belle, right...you went to study abroad in high school." Yu Bei tried hard to find a topic, "I really envy you."

"Don't call me Bei Er, my Chinese name is ugly, you can call me my English name Bear."

Bear?

The English name is not easy to hear. Have you ever seen a bear with dreadlocks and earrings?

"B...B..."

I can't say it at all...

"I know that those of you who have never been abroad are not used to being called by English names." Lin Beier said sharply, "I studied in Japan for three years in high school, and I still have a Japanese name."

"..." Yu Bei responded, "Ah, what a coincidence, when I was in middle school, I also took Japanese names with my deskmate."

Sure enough, it is up to me to adjust the atmosphere.

Emotional intelligence class: to draw closer to each other through common topics.

Gu Yiming, take a good look and study hard.

"Do you still have a Japanese name?" Lin Beier really smiled a little, and asked, "My name is Nanako Matsushima, so what's your name?"

Yu Bei: "Luhua Peanut Oil."

For some reason, Lin Beier stopped talking.

Yu Bei laughed and said, "Look at our fate, our names are similar."

Kind and humorous.

It broke my cowhide again, and the sun xué will be crossed for a while.

I just don’t know why, Lin Bei’er ignored Yu Bei, logically it shouldn’t be, everyone’s names are similar, so it can be said that fellow villagers meet fellow villagers.

Finally back in the city, Gu Yiming opened a restaurant.

In fact, neither of them was hungry, but Lin Bei'er took the plane all day and waited all morning, and the child was so hungry, Yu Bei still suggested to take him to eat first.

It's a western restaurant. Lin Bei'er ordered a steak and a mushroom soup.

Yu Bei looked at the menu and swallowed.

"what did you eat?"

"I ate breakfast and my stomach is full."

Restrain yourself, Yu Bei.

You can't make people feel that you are raising pigs.

"The meat used here is Snowflake beef that is airlifted from abroad, and the quality is good..."

"My mouth it's okay!"

Yu Bei's eyes were shining brightly.

Gu Yiming has a picky mouth and is very strict with the material, he doesn't eat almost anything.Yu Bei doesn't know good or bad, he can only tell if it's good or not.

The place Gu Yiming chose must be delicious!

Lin Bei'er is used to the dining etiquette in western countries. She uses the knife, fork and napkin gracefully and calmly, but she looks dissatisfied.

"Brother Yiming said that the snowflake beef was airlifted from abroad, but the domestic cooks are a bit inferior, and the heat is not well controlled, and the beef is too old."

"Really? I think it's okay..."

Yu Bei sliced ​​a knife up and down, cut it into four pieces, put a large piece of meat into his mouth with a fork, the meat was smooth and tender, and the meat juice was rich, wouldn't it be delicious with a bite?

Lin Beier glanced at him, he didn't bother to be so rude.

"Brother Yiming, this steak is so hard that you can't even bite into it, how can you eat it!"

Lin Bei'er put down the knife and fork and looked at Gu Yiming, not knowing if she was acting coquettish or angry.

"It's a bit hard."

Gu Yiming concentrated on cutting the steak.

"Then you..." Lin Beier said expectantly, "Can you..."

"You have bad teeth?"

Gu Yiming handed his plate to Yu Bei, and the small pieces of beef were neatly placed on the plate.

"Eat slowly, and no one will grab you."

Quadrakill! (Four kills!)

Yu Bei was heartbroken for Lin Beier.

Gu Yiming is good at everything, but he is so straight that his relatives don't recognize him.

He kicked Gu Yiming's foot under the table: "He came from afar, you have to take care of him, that's not what he meant..."

"Oh!" Gu Yiming suddenly realized, "Bei Er, the steak is not easy to cut, is it? Okay, then I'll order you a bowl of porridge."

Pentakill! (Penta kill!)

Lin Bei'er bit open the crab shell in the seafood porridge and made a creaking sound.

This bite force is not like bad teeth, Yu Bei felt his bones hurt.

On the way back to the company, Yu Bei didn't dare to say anything, Lin Bei'er entered the CEO's office and felt free at home, as if she was going back to her own home.

"I'll ask someone to get a file, and you can play by yourself."

Only Yu Bei and Lin Beier were left in the office.

Emmmm…

Yu Bei sat on the sofa and said, "You can sit wherever you want, don't be restrained..."

"Why am I so cautious? This is brother Yiming's office."

Well, what you say is what it is.

Lin Beier was wandering around the office when he suddenly saw a photo frame on the desk. He picked it up and looked at it for a while, then looked back at Yu Bei who was on the sofa, closed the photo frame, and threw it back on the desk.

What's wrong with this kid?

Do you have restlessness?

Yu Bei didn't understand.

"Is there a place to sleep? I'm jet lagged." Lin Beier asked.

"It doesn't seem to be...how about you come and lie down on the sofa?"

Yu Bei got up and gave him the sofa.

"Can this sleep?" Lin Bei'er walked to the door of the lounge, "Isn't there a lounge here?"

"Uh, this is Gu Yiming's private lounge. Why don't you wait for him to come back and open it for you. There is also a fingerprint lock. Except for himself, only a cleaning lady can enter. Look." Yu Bei pointed at the fingerprint lock explain.

Drop drop-

There was a metallic sound, and the door opened...

"..." Yu Bei didn't know what to say, "Uh..."

Lin Bei'er pushed Yu Bei away and went in on her own.