[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Shouting hell, falling like a flying insect—

The bone girl at work stared blankly at a... a teapot that shouldn't be there.

"What's the matter, bone girl?"

Senior Mustard Seed, who fell like a flying insect, ran over bouncingly, his eyes wide open.Realizing that something was wrong, the bone girl moved two steps aside, completely exposing the teapot behind her to Senior Mustard.

Why did the Fenfu Tea Kettle appear in Shouting to Hell?

Well, regardless of why it came here, the legend about it known to the bone girl has not yet been revised into a fox in hell.

Senior Mustard Seed's resentment towards the raccoon is beyond her comprehension, and it's not something she can bear, so... Blessing the raccoon, even if you are a good raccoon, I can't save you.

The bone girl rubbed the backs of her hands and pushed them aside, turned her face and looked at the dead who were being tortured in the distance. It is not accurate to say that they are being tortured. Recently, the jailers have been passive and sabotage, so hell is not like hell at all.

"...Civet cat ah ah ah ah ah!!"

In this case, compared with the rampage of Senior Mustard, the jailers who fell like flying insects are simply too gentle.

It's so gentle.

He was so gentle that he couldn't help but want to complain to the higher-ups.

Senior Mustard couldn't calm down for a while after getting mad, but because once she crossed the forbidden border, she would become a Gatling cannon that attacked indiscriminately.

Although she herself once talked to herself that she wanted to at least upgrade to the GO○GO13 number that can lock the target.

In short, after Senior Mustard Seed crossed the forbidden border, he quickly gave up on the Fufu Tea Cauldron, the initiator of the evil, and turned to attack those jailers and the dead who were passive and sabotage.

...It's really thanks to my low presence.

The bone girl rubbed her face, she was still very satisfied with her current appearance, even if Senior Mustard Seed couldn't kill herself, and went to the present world to find the corpse, she definitely didn't want to do this kind of thing again.

"Hey, what are you... doing at the place where the flying insects are falling? Come to inspect?"

It’s been a long time since I saw a Fenfu tea kettle in the shape of a teapot. The exposed raccoon cat’s head is covered with scars from being abused by Senior Mustard. Like a flying insect falling on the ground, lift your feet and leave.

Even if I respect Senior Mustard Seed very much, the bone girl is amazed by its lethality, but respect does not mean that she needs to eat all the attacks of Senior Mustard.

Especially for a weak person like her.

"I... just passing by..."

Fenfu Chake, who had passed by many times, replied weakly, his tail still bending restlessly in the bone girl's hand.

If it is, it should be the teapot of the abbot of Hell Guardian Crane.To run into hell and yell for hell without permission, umm.

Let's report to Lord Ghost Lamp, by the way...

The bone girl ignored the voice of Fenfu Chake's justification, and looked back at the saboteur jailer who had become agitated by Senior Mustard's actions.

Let's report their work attitude by the way.

Yan Modian Hall——

The bone girl heard that King Yan Mo was very idle.

Among the ten kings, the busiest one should be King Qin Guang, whom she had never met. Even if she had never met, she had heard some rumors. The most important thing was that he was often regarded as King Yan Mo.

But King Yan Mo's figure should not be recognized by ordinary blind people.

The day's trial was almost over, Yan Mo Dawang was sitting on his exclusive trial platform reviewing the documents, and standing beside him was the shady ghost of hell who was even more Yan Mo Dawang than Yan Mo Dawang—Master Ghost Lamp.

I heard that this is the only ghost that can restrain Senior Mustard, and he is also someone that Senior Mustard respects very much.

Because both of them have the same expression all day long, that is to say, they are in a state of "nothing" every day.

Looking inside the door for a few moments, the bone girl unconsciously clenched the tail of the Fenfu Tea Kettle tightly, and the latter screamed.

"Master Ghost Lantern, this is a privately entered into the place where flying insects fell... a teapot, what should I do with it?"

"Wait, let me see, Fenfu Tea Cauldron... How many times is this your first time? Don't you feel ashamed to be beaten back by Miss Mustard every time?"

Ghost Lantern spoke calmly as always, and glanced at a certain teapot in the form of a civet cat out of the corner of his eye, full of murderous intent.

Although Master Ghost Lantern seems to have always been in this murderous state.

"Okay, okay, Lord Ghost Lantern, shouting hell is not a place that is strictly forbidden, let it go if it wants to go."

King Yan Mo put down the ballpoint pen that was one size bigger in his hand, and pleaded for the Fenfu tea kettle.

"It's not a question of whether to go or not! Recently, the jailor's sabotage is too obvious, and the dead can't feel the pain of hell at all. Miss Mustard, who fell like a flying insect, is already a rare qualified employee. Now the jailer who can slap the dead It’s really too few, and being divided into fufu tea kettles made such a fuss, like flying insects falling into the place, they had to stop running for a while to let the jailer recuperate.”

The ghost lamp stared back at King Yan Mo.

Regarding the theory of qualified employees of Ghost Lamp, Bone Girl is absolutely supportive.

"The director who fell like a flying insect asked me to hand over this report to Mr. Ghost Lantern. I hope you can go there when you are free to set an example for the staff."

"Ah, I will."

Ghost Lamp received the director's report, took a quick glance, folded it up and put it into the kimono, and the Fenfu tea kettle, which had been placed on the ground, was lying on the ground and trembling.

Although I've heard that Master Ghost Lantern doesn't do anything to animals...

But things like murderous aura cannot be taken back!

"Ghost Lantern Lord, don't be angry. ... Hey, are you a jailer who fell like a flying insect? You don't have horns."

Playing the role of a peacemaker, King Yan Mo tried to change the subject, but suddenly saw the bone girl's head and found no horns unique to the ghost clan.

It's okay if you can't tell the natural curly hair like Ono Huang, but the bone girl has straight hair that is rare in hell.

"Yes, I was a monster picked up in the present world by the demon-sama. Because there was a shortage of manpower at the place like flying insects at that time, I took up a job there. This appearance is the skin I picked up in the present world at that time."

The bone girl who has no beast instinct can usually hear the level gap between Lord Ghost Lamp and King Yan Mo from Senior Mustard Seed's tone, and the bone girl secretly ranks Lord Ghost Lamp as the highest.

"Bone girl monster... I remember that she was a beautiful geisha in her lifetime, right?"

"The bone girl is a ghost that a geisha turned into after death. There are many versions, but most of them die with a lover's obsession with this world, and their souls are attached to their bones. My favorite is to use human skin to disguise myself as close to life as possible. lover, right?"

The ghost lamp took over Yan Mo's superficial cognition and explained in detail, while looking at the bone girl as if asking for proof.

How should I say it is better?I have heard a little about her own story after coming to hell, but monsters were born from folk tales, and she respects people's settings for her, no matter which version she doesn't want to deny.

The bone girl rubbed her bloodless hands, hesitated for a while before replying: "Indeed, many sayings are like that, staying in the world because of missing the lover of the living, and going to see them in human skin, in the eyes of outsiders It looks like he is embracing a skeleton...but I don't think there is much nostalgia for it. The reason why he put on human skin...is just persuaded by Master Ghost and God. If it is just a bone, it will be very scary in hell. Lord Ghost Lantern You should be talking about those bone girls who were born before me, right?"

"Are there many bone girls?"

King Yan Mo, who was sitting on a high place, asked curiously.

"Yes, in fact, the legend of the bone girl has been circulating since the Heian period. The reason why there are different versions is because the protagonist of each version is different. Ah, but now the number of such monsters has dropped sharply to only me. Yes, and unfortunately, I don't have any dark history."