[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

In hell, in the temple—

After receiving the order from Master Ghost Lamp to "return the Fenfu Tea Cauldron to Old Man Shouhe", the bone girl followed his map instructions to the place where Old Man Shouhe lived.

There are many stories about Fenfu tea pots, but they all have one main thread, that is, the story of "the civet cat turned into a teapot to make the old man rich in order to repay his kindness".Imagining the image of the old man guarding the crane in the temple, the bone girl looked at the dilapidated gate and walked in without knocking.

Regardless of how dilapidated the temple is, the question of why there is a temple in hell is enough to worry the bone girl for a long time.

"Should I knock on the door symbolically...it's not polite to walk in like this."

Sticking to some inexplicable things, the bone girl stopped at the gate of the temple with the Fenfu tea kettle.Seeing the words "Kanbenji Temple" engraved on the corrupted house number, the bone girl couldn't think of anything strange for a while.

Although the Fenfu teapot probably lives here, it is just a teapot anyway, and I don’t know if it has the right to bring guests in.

"It's all right, Master is very hospitable, usually there is no one... Uh, there is no ghost to chat with him, you will definitely be welcome."

The bone girl looked in surprise at a teapot that called the old man Shouhe her master.

She is really interested in people who can accept teapots as apprentices.Even though Fenfuku Chagama can be considered a civet cat monster, maybe a guy like her who can't resist with his tail pinched by her weak body, really can't regard it as a life.

Just a teapot.

Seeing the bone girl's suddenly contemptuous expression, Fenfu Chake shrank the civet cat's neck.

The inside of the temple is very dilapidated, the main body of the gate is gone, and because in the hell, the plants that were originally planted in the courtyard are all withered, the bone girl made up for the result of transplanting the unique species of hell to this place. , and finally shook his head and threw it out of his mind.

From the gate, walk into a stone road leading directly to the door, beside the road there is the unique Daocheng Temple bell monster, who is resting with his eyes closed. There are signs of people living here outside the door.

No reason, just because there are shoes at the door.

Probably heard the noise they made outside, the abbot of the temple was already standing at the door waiting for her.

Two...animals.

The bone girl can probably guess why someone accepted the teapot as an apprentice, because that master is also a civet cat.

Is there a civet cat in the legend about the Fenfuku tea pot?Why hasn't she heard of it!

"Oh, welcome, welcome, I am the abbot here, and I am also the master of this little thing, Shou Heben."

Covered by white hair and wearing a monk's cassock, the shouhe tanuki picked up the Fenfu teapot that had turned into a teapot from the ground and put it on his chest, without showing any expression, and introduced himself.

"I am also the abbot of this place, Master Baizang."

The other one has thicker hair and is relatively healthy according to animal health checks. The fox, who is also wearing a cassock and pretending to be a monk, introduced himself.

"..."

The bone girl feels that there are too many slots.

If you don’t care about so much, well, you can understand the origin of the name "Kanben Temple". It has no profound meaning and is just the name of an ordinary abbot...why are there two abbots!Why do foxes become monks!If you are an envoy, you should serve the gods well, and if you are a wild god, you should do bad things well and go here to become a monk. It doesn't fit your fox image at all!

"I am... a bone girl."

In order not to damage her image, the bone girl forced herself to remain calm. She had a physical aversion to foxes.

"Oh hehe, would you like to come in for a cup of Fucha, Miss Bone Girl? As a thank you gift for bringing this lost little thing back."

"No... No need, I'll go first."

The bone girl avoided her gaze, but couldn't help but look at Monk Baizang. Even though Fucha is attractive, it can't fundamentally change her psychology of hating foxes, although Monk Baizang looks a little calmer than ordinary foxes... …

"This is a guy who ate a monk and pretended to be a family, Miss Bone Girl, be careful."

Sure enough, foxes are not good things.

Monk Shouhe, who noticed her concerns and gave a warning, became infinitely taller.

Thinking about it this way, they will live in the temple with the bell of Daocheng Temple. It turns out that they will not be turned into "monks" in that sense because of their hair.

Shout out to hell, the hell of the mountain of knives—

After receiving the order of the ghost lamp, the bone girl who was temporarily borrowed here to serve as a jailer, after returning from Konmoto Temple, wandered around with him in the Sword Mountain Hell, listening to the other party explaining the working principle of this place to herself.

This place is more inclined to push people from a high altitude into the mountain of swords than the place where flying insects fall into the ground, and it seems to have the same effect as the mountain of thorns in Zhonghe Hell, although one is forced and the other is tempted. .

The two waited for a long time in front of the sword mountain, only to see a dead man falling from the sky screaming and piercing into the sword mountain in front of them, the bone girl touched the blood splattered on her face, very good, this Places such as the Flying Insect Falling Place are passive and sabotage. She can probably understand the intention of Lord Ghost Lantern to bring her here.

"The recent work situation in the Calling Hell is very unsatisfactory. There is no way to properly bring the horror of hell to the dead. I hope Miss Bone can learn from other hells' work experience and work hard to build the Calling Hell to operate like the Zhonghe Hell." Smooth working environment."

Gui Deng lowered his face and looked up at the empty sky, picked up the mace beside him and threw it into the sky, while talking with the bone girl in a calm tone.

"No no, this is too difficult. After all, I don't have the force of Lord Ghost Lantern. I guess I can't deter the jailers here."

The bone girl waved her hand, it's better not to bother a little person like her about building hell, and even King Yan Mo probably doesn't care much about this issue, let alone myself who doesn't belong to hell.

I am a monster.

It is important to make full use of one's monster status at some point.

"In the report handed over by Miss Bone Girl, the director who fell like a flying insect fully explained your cruel actions against the dead. I was deeply moved. There are too few jailers like you who despise the dead now. I'm sorry for your hard work if you don't give a good promotion."

"It is not the dead that I despise, but only the jailer."

"That's even better."

"..."

She shouldn't be discussing this kind of issue with a shaking S.

Following the fall of the ghost lamp mace, two ghosts who seemed to be jailers fell from the sky, and the bone girl took a few steps back as expected. Evaporated by the heat here, as well as the number of dead people rising in the air one after another, she now has the desire to find out the life and death of the two ghost jailers.

No, these things are already dead when they come to hell.

The bone girl suddenly became a little envious of the powerful force of the ghost lamp. It is said that it has the power to bounce back the knowing blow of Yan Moda's king like a joke.

She spread out her hand and looked at it, it was just a piece of weak human skin, not even explosive.

"Then please, if you have anything to do, please come to the hall of Yan Modian to find me, please be sure,"

The ghost lamp glanced coldly at the two ghost jailers who were trembling up from the sword mountain, "Must make the work of shouting hell run smoothly, if anyone doesn't obey the command, let them feel it too The taste of ghost hell."

Ghost hell...why do you think it looks so powerful.

"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey."

The bone girl looked up at the screams that came out of the flame-filled sky one after another, well, there is no obedience without oppression.