[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell Conference Hall, at the third "Overturning the Old Hell, Building a New Hell" conference——

"Ahem, so about the next proposal..."

It was not King Yan Mo who presided over the meeting, but his assistant, Ghost Lantern.

The Hell Conference is a rare day for the Ten Kings of Hell to get together except for the occasional dinner.The ten kings sat upright on the big wooden table, with different expressions, but they all agreed to not disturb the ghost lamp.

Ghost Lamp was dressed in a red and black kimono as usual, just standing there could give people a sense of oppression, and there was still smoke floating around the mace embedded in the ground beside him, which made the surrounding quiet and silent.

The proposal just submitted by an employee screaming for hell reads: “About hell’s specialty snapdragon, I think it will cause too much mental harm to the ghosts at work, and I apply to remove it from the employee’s work scope.”

Holding the document with clear and strong handwriting, Ghost Lamp shook the jailers surrounded by two circles, and asked, "Who handed this in?"

A corner of the crowd quickly raised their hands again. When everyone looked at it and agreed that Mr. Ghost Lantern was about to lose his temper, the latter asked him to state his reasons unexpectedly calmly.

"Yes! I am yelling at the small hell in the hell, the employees of Daoshan Hell. Recently, the new administrators are partial to snapdragons, so they just planted them all in Daoshan Hell. It has caused great spiritual pollution, and we have repeatedly asked the administrator, Ms. Gu Nu, to withdraw this plant layout, but the other party insisted on her own opinion and refused to adopt it."

The bone girl next to him covered her face, boy, how can you tell that she prefers snapdragons?What's more, what I want is to pollute your spirits, otherwise what's the fun of her acting as a substitute manager?

"Screaming hell,...Miss Bone Girl consulted me about this matter at the time, and I came to the conclusion that it would be good to give you a little chance to work hard. The matter of removing the snapdragon was dismissed, but I will hand over the right to punish Moyu employees to Ms. Gu Nu, if the performance of Daoshan Hell is still getting worse, then this matter will be discussed again."

"but……!"

The jailer who submitted the proposal was obviously dissatisfied with the ruling. He leaned forward a little and was about to refute, but when he heard a "boom", the mace beside Mr. Ghost Lamp was knocked into the ground by him. Looking at this side, it seems to be asking "Do you still dare to have an opinion".

After considering the importance of immediate death and later death, the jailer closed his mouth.

Ghost Lamp nodded in satisfaction with the result. Although he acted a little too domineering, he didn't need to show mercy when it came to planting snapdragons.

"Then about the next proposal, the issue of the shortage of manpower in the living hell... let's discuss this again. Then the next one..."

Master Ghost Lantern and other living hells are not short of manpower!Although it has nothing to do with the current topic, please solve it now!They don't want to pay high wages to borrow people from other hells!

"About the construction of a new hell."

Completely ignoring the complex expressions of the jailers waiting for the living hell, the ghost lamp seemed to get to the point, and paused deliberately, "In the previous two sessions, some useless hells were screened and abolished or merged. But those abolished It was a small hell, and the resident has also become a wasteland. Regarding the development and utilization of these wastelands, all jailers are welcome to express their opinions.”

"Yes! Here! Can't the wasteland be directly drawn into the territory adjacent to the Little Hell?"

Standing opposite the bone girl, a naturally curly white-haired ghost raised his hand, with drooping eyes and three horns, he didn't look very motivated at first glance, and he could easily guess that the other party was a guy who was hot for 3 minutes.

"The environment of each small hell is generally not the same. Adding a piece of land rashly may cause a lot of trouble, so this is the last resort."

"So, on the basis of abolishing the old little hell, how about adding some modern hells?"

The serious and decisive King of Five Senses put forward his own opinion, "The mechanism of hell is still at least two or three hundred years ago. Some modern-day sins cannot be clearly punished, which also leads to unclear work content in some places. Since those open spaces are useless How about just building a series of new era hells?"

"Crime in the New Age?"

All the ghosts were attracted by this seemingly novel topic, and turned to the King of Five Senses one after another, hoping that she could give a detailed explanation.

"I think the hell that Guideng-san mentioned before, 'I have no friends but I insist on saying that I am happy' is good."

"That kind of person is already very pitiful, don't be so cruel! Let them save such a little self-esteem!"

"What about the hell of 'using consciousness implants to control animals to do bad things'."

Abandoning the proposal that was denied twice, Ghost Lantern proposed again.

"...This king thinks that the development of this world is not like that..."

"You can retire a long time ago, the king who can't even remember the little hell."

"Retirement will be discussed at another time."

……

"Well... Ah Xiangsang, do they always hold meetings like this?"

The bone girl stared at the chaotic conference center with a blank expression. She participated enthusiastically, but there was still no progress on the problem.She sighed softly, and asked Ah Xiang who was standing next to her.

"Well, how should I put it, it was also in this state at the beginning, but the second meeting was much better,... Ah, Lord Ghost Lantern! I recommend building a hell where worms are the jailers."

This hell is useless!If you look at the topknot in the living place, you will know that insects and grasses have no talent to be jailers at all!Can she suggest the establishment of a ghost hell dedicated to punishing jailers!

The bone girl who participated in the Hell Conference for the first time feels that the only way to turn around is now.

After the Hell Conference-

King Yan Mo, who had wanted to end the Hell Conference for a long time, had to cheer up under the threat of the ghost lamp's punishment pot, discussed all the issues, and finally ended the meeting in a hurry after the ghost lamp was satisfied.

In fact, the process has nothing to do with the bone girl, because she has no interest in wasting her youth on the construction of a new hell.

Ah, it seems that she has lost her youth. After careful calculation, she is also a thousand-year-old old woman.

The bone girl touched the back of her head, feeling sad for the passage of time.

No, it should be pretending to be sad.

"Bone girl-san, do you want to go to the cafeteria together?"

Ah Xiang who was beside her asked friendlyly, while extending her hand to invite.

"...Ah, no need, I don't need to eat." The bone girl shook her head and moved her wrist.

From the very beginning, I felt something was wrong with my body.It's not the same as usual when you're bored, and you always feel... a bit cold around you?

No, how could hell be cold, not to mention that it is still an eight-hot hell.The bone girl shook her head, throwing this thought out of her mind, but she could still feel the strangeness in her body.

"Sister Ah Xiang!"

A black-haired ghost standing opposite him at the meeting saw Ah Xiang here, and ran over quickly, accompanied by a white-haired ghost with drooping eyes who was considered "only 3 minutes hot" by the bone girl.

Has the hell started child labor?

"Sister Ah Xiang, who is that over there?"

The black-haired kid chatted with Axiang, even if the bone girl didn't understand the world, she understood a lot. On the contrary, the other white-haired kid stared at him closely with interested eyes... It looked like The gleaming eyes made the bone girl feel terrified.

"This is Miss Bone Girl who screamed hell, and she just took office recently."

"Eh--"

The white-haired kid looked up and down at the bone girl who was much taller than him. Although his eyes were still drooping, he was obviously more motivated than before, "Well, big sister bone girl, your body is not symmetrical from left to right, right What happened to your body?"

Ok?

The bone girl was taken aback, and put her hand on her chest, without her carefully exploring, she could find something wrong with her.

Her face tightened, and she took off the mourning dress on the right side, ignoring the fact that there were two opposite sexes present.

He exposed the right half of his body that was not covered by the human skin to his sight.

The bone girl didn't care about the black-haired kid who covered her eyes because of an accident, and looked into the clear inside of her body, where a small yellow-gray sparrow was resting on her big pelvis.

"...Bone Girl Sang, this is?"

"...Ah, this is the one, let's get into the tits."

Bastard, she will never go to a place where she doesn't like it anymore.