[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Tianguo Taoyuan Township, in the Baize clinic——

The white rabbits inside are paid less than those outside. Although they are only paid [-] yen, they still work diligently to complete their mission. For this reason, they run back and forth day and night.Thinking of this bone girl withdrawing her sympathy for Bai Ze, what's more she can only cast aside his slave animals.

Momotaro didn't show a trace of panic or worry because his boss was beaten, he just entertained the two guests into the house, served tea and water, and went to the sink to start cleaning the dishes from last night.It can be seen that this has happened many times.

Just looking at his appearance...why does he look more and more like a housewife?

The bone girl twisted her facial muscles, looked at the tea in her hand, she was just a skeleton covered in human skin, there was no way to drink tea, should it be poured out?Is this a waste?

When the bone girl was struggling to choose between "drink it and turn back and poke a hole in her foot" or "sneakily pour it into the pot of heaven's punishment next to her", the door of the clinic was pushed open.

"Tsk."

Accompanied by a strange sound, since entering this clinic, the bone girl who has not clearly seen the front of the owner sees Bai Ze in a white coat walking in in a state of embarrassment, limping, with his hands still on his waist, and has not been touched by the ghost lamp. It's surprising that adults are disabled.

At that time, Qiao Ji could still be said to be Lord Ghost Lantern, but there should be no possibility of being merciful to this drunkard, right?Besides, this guy who is said to be disliked by Lord Ghost Lantern.

"Momotaro...give me Coptis Soup...hey, why are you still here?"

Bai Ze tied up the headscarf on the table in a strange way, with a look of disgust.

"I'm here to pick up the barley grass that I ordered last time. Also, this is the new manager of hell. I want to try poison cultivation in hell. Come here for consultation."

Gui Deng took a sip of tea in a calm manner, gave way a little, and exposed the bone girl beside her who was staring at the teacup entangled in Bai Ze's view.

"Oh? You have a bit of taste in hell. Miss, you can ask me anything you want."

Talking and approaching with a smile.

The bone girl raised her head in a daze. Bai Ze, whose clothes were disheveled and hair curled up but was wrapped up in a turban, looked a little scary at first glance. He looked more like an idiot than a monster.

...it looks disgusting.

She shrank her neck, stood up and took a few steps back, "Wait, stand farther away first."

"What's the problem? You want to know how to make poison, I promise you are more knowledgeable than the guy with the horns over there."

"No, I feel that if you get closer to me, you will have a terrible downfall..."

"Eh?!"

Following Momotaro's exclamation, the bone girl staggered a step, tripped by Momotaro who suddenly turned around behind her, and the teacup in her hand fell to the ground with her. Before she could react, a few drops of warm soup splashed to the face.

Look up, very well, there is a big bowl hanging on Bai Ze's head.The bone girl wiped her face with her hand, still looking at the gloomy face of the other party so calmly.

Momotaro stood there at a loss, several rabbits also stopped their busy pace due to the sudden accident, and the Shirasawa clinic fell into silence for a while.

"Clap clap..."

Lord Ghost Lamp!Are you KY!Don't clap your hands at this time!Please read the atmosphere of the scene!

"Ah...well, this lady, can I ask for your name?"

Bai Ze suppressed his fury, pulled out a terrifying smile, and took the bowl and a few Coptis chinensis off his head with one hand, trying to maintain himself as a gentleman in front of women.

"Bone girl."

He should be a mythical beast in China, and I don't know if he knows his own legend...but Momotaro over there must know, after all, she appeared before the Muromachi era.

"...Miss Bone Girl, it turned out to be you,... Hey! You kid! You brought it here on purpose, right? Last time Zashiki-douji was the same, I endured you for a long time!"

Bai Ze couldn't bear it anymore and threw the bowl containing a few Coptis chinensis towards the ghost lamp, and the latter threw it back calmly, his movements were smooth and not muddy at all.

The bowl that was unexpectedly thrown back hung on Bai Ze's face again.

"Ah, sorry, my instinct tells me that what is thrown = has to be thrown at someone."

Lord Ghost Lantern, have you been poisoned by torture?Don't add oil and vinegar anymore!If things go on like this, you are not a KY but a ghost!

"...Ah, it's okay, such a small matter can't stop the distance between me and my sister, how can I say that I am also an auspicious beast..."

Bai Ze took a step forward, took down the bowl in his hand again, forced out a ferocious smile at the bone girl, and then...

He stepped on the tea that had been spilled on the ground, slipped his foot and fell to the floor, threw the bowl before falling, and when he was covering his waist, it fell on his head again.

Triple Kill GET √.

The white rabbits gathered together and handed over the medicinal herbs. The bone girl at the side considered that she still had something to ask him, so she simply took a step back and distanced herself from the other party.

Is this the luck of the auspicious animal?It's really impossible to look directly at it.

Seeing Mr. Ghost Lantern who was sitting and applauding, the bone girl didn't know what to say for a while.

"That...Mr. Bai Ze, are you sure..."

"Yes! I'll just stand here! You can hear me anyway!"

After Bai Ze changed his clothes and combed his hair, several people walked into the clinic. During this period, Bai Ze and the bone girl kept a distance of ten steps. In the small room, they could not be seen outside the corner anyway. him.

Momotaro was very pleased that finally there was a woman who could rule his boss, but at the same time he felt a little puzzled, "Isn't the bone female monster...a monster who put on human skin in order to meet her former lover?"

"That's an old saying, and now it's generally a monster created to punish scumbags."

The bone girl explained that she was still at an age full of miracles when she died, so where did she get her lover from?

"Scumbag..."

Momotaro looked back, without denying it.

"Momotaro, wait! Don't even think about receiving this month's salary!" Bai Ze yelled behind him.

"Momotaro-san's monthly salary is also [-] yen?"

"No, I think it's about [-]... The main reason is that my boss always throws the funds in the street and wine alley."

Fifty thousand yen, ... the minimum wage in hell, Momotaro is also a very poor employee, and he met such a wasteful boss.

"Boom."

There was a sound of collapse coming from behind, and the few people just looked back and ignored it.

According to Bai Ze's instructions, Momotaro took out the Baiweicao of the ghost lamp and handed it to the other party. By the way, he asked what kind of poison the lower bone girl needed.

"Doesn't poison kill you if you eat it?"

"The effect of the medicine is different, so how about this blood seal throat? It just arrived, and it is said that the effect is good. It can relax the muscles and slow down the heartbeat."

Momotaro pointed to the branches on the ground and asked.

"Do ghosts have heartbeats too?"

Confused about a very strange question, the bone girl frowned and looked back at Ghost Lamp, who looked like an expert in this field. After the latter shook her head with certainty, she rejected Momotaro's recommendation, "No need."

"...Isn't this for the dead, even though the dead do not have a heartbeat..."

Hearing this, the bone girl opened her eyes unexpectedly, waved her hands and denied, "No, the dead who need to be poisoned have all gone to another small hell. The poison must be made to feed the jailers."

Momotaro deeply felt that one day the hell managed by the other party would stop functioning due to too many people asking for leave.

After excluding this option, the rest is easy to choose. In addition, there is always a ghost-like expert echoing behind him, and the poisonous weeds in twos and threes quickly gathered in the hands of the bone girl.

"So, how did Miss Bone Girl see that Bai Zesang is a scumbag at a glance?"

Momotaro, who was curious about this question, asked.

The bone girl froze in place, looking past Momotaro to the wall behind her, guessing that the unlucky child was leaning against the wall, she rubbed her head and she denied it.

"No, although I also have that feeling faintly, but the main reason is that I have always hated gods. A divine beast like him... is considered half a god, anyway, it feels very bad."

"That's right, it's normal for monsters to hate gods." Momotaro agreed with this statement.

The bone girl turned her head, the biggest cognitive misunderstanding of human beings came, monsters and gods coexisted and coexisted, many monsters survived by enshrining the land god, and then provided them with a safe place to live.

...Should I tell him?This is a problem.