[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

In this world, I don’t know what street——

The lost bone girl realized that she might not have the ability to recognize the way. After passing the sign of the same clinic several times, she sat silently on a small stool by the roadside.

She just wanted to buy a mobile phone for communication, but why is the mobile phone so complicated.

After parting from the wood spirits in Aokigahara Tree Sea, the bone girl gradually walked out of the forest she was familiar with, and the surrounding scenery was as terrifying as the night. What to do when you leave the forest and never come back.

The Aokigahara Sea of ​​Trees is located at the foot of Mount Fuji. There are very few humans who can come here, and it is difficult to see a few friends from the past now that there are fewer and fewer monsters. The bone girl returns to the forest along with her memory. She rummaged and rummaged in the small warehouse, and finally came up with a set of ancient kimonos that she thought could be walked on the street.

It is said that this thing is very valuable in modern times.

Looking at the additions that a warehouse got from making collections, that is, those ancient costumes that were thrown in the small warehouse, Bone Girl now has the urge to sell them.

Putting the white mourning dress she was accustomed to wearing on the stone lantern, the bone girl touched the well-maintained short shoulder-length hair, and then lowered her head to glance at the gray and tattered furisode kimono. After careful consideration, she still decided to go to the street first. .

Although she hasn't been to the modern streets, she usually gets a lot of knowledge from TV, and most of the mechanism of hell now adopts the pattern of the present world directly, so she should be able to adapt to it.

She was convinced of this idea, until she walked all night, and when she went to the street the next morning, she took it out and questioned it.

Touching some of the belongings in her pocket that "whether you use it or not, it's right to carry it", catering to the strange eyes of passers-by, the bone girl walked into a clothing store by the side of the road silently, and picked out a suit that was passable. clothing.After changing out of the kimono, she still stared at it, even though it was very tattered, but after wearing traditional clothes for thousands of years, she really couldn't adapt to the modern short-sleeved skirt.

Pulling the corner of her clothes, she raised her head and looked around. The passers-by were basically dressed like this, and no one gave any strange looks.Sure enough, there is an insurmountable gap between people's aesthetics and hers, so they won't be cold if they dress like this?

The bone girl subconsciously reached out and touched her neck, it was very good, her completely sealed body was no longer cold.

The bone girl who is engaged in the great cause of getting lost on the street keeps track while walking. Hell can also judge the terrain based on the surrounding scenery, jailers or the air, but the surrounding scenery in this world is completely new to her, and she cannot accept it at the same time. Nature also cannot draw its map in the heart.

It's definitely not because she found out that she didn't know her way that she didn't want to walk out of the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara for hundreds of years, absolutely not.

The bone girl who was wandering around suddenly remembered that Master Ghost Lantern asked her "Do you have a mobile phone?" After asking passers-by, she came to a shop that seemed to sell mobile phones. I look at the most pleasing mobile phone.

This is the benefit of monsters who don't need to eat, live, sleep, or wear.

But is the communication signal in hell the same as in this world?Do you have to log in to some website called Hell Communication and register before you can connect to Hell?

The meticulous bone girl was sitting on a bench by the side of the road, looking at a mobile phone that was as complicated as grinding poison to her, and was studying the instructions word by word.

Although she can understand the importance of technology now, the development is too fast, one day humans will blow up hell, what will happen to hell then?

This doesn't seem to be something she should consider.

The bone girl fumbled for the camera button on her mobile phone, held the lens and looked around, once again feeling the magic of human beings, and pressed to take a picture not far away.

Staring at the words "Saved" on the phone screen, Gu Nu couldn't wait to go in. The picture on the phone screen just now reappeared in front of her eyes. After a careful look, she saw something was wrong.

Why is there a guy who looks like an obstruction to the city over there?

The bone girl picked up the camera again and pointed at a lump of unknown objects in front of the pharmacy.

In this world, in front of a pharmacy——

When Bai Ze, who was going to sell medicine in the present world, was chatting with the clerk of the pharmacy, he found a scary woman sitting on a small chair by the side of the road not far away, staring at him with a gaze comparable to that of a zashiki doji.

Bai Ze shrank his neck, and couldn't help touching his head.

The experience of being bullied by the other party's strange BUFF seems to be still vivid in his memory. He doesn't understand why he can meet her in this world. It must not be a strange fate. It is estimated that this woman is the secret weapon sent by the ghost lamp to deal with him.

No wonder the cute girl has been avoiding him from the very beginning... So there is another reason behind it.

Bai Ze, who had been shunned by girls since the present world, suddenly realized.

Calculating the distance to the opponent in my heart, ten steps away should have left the range of active skills, but how big is this range actually?Bai Ze is not too clear.After thinking about it, he still raised his foot and prepared to leave, he would definitely be able to hide if he couldn't be provoked.

"Crack."

Before he took two steps, there was the sound of a camera taking a sneak shot from a distance behind him. Bai Ze turned his head, "Very well, don't you know how to put away your phone for sneak shots?"

Immediately afterwards, he saw the other party frowning and staring at the screen of the mobile phone, and sometimes turned his head to look at the hunchbacked uncle who was sweeping the floor, and met his gaze again as if suddenly enlightened.

Then smiled at him with kindness and sympathy...

"Hey, what did you find out, what do you mean!!"

Bai Ze couldn't bear it anymore, he walked up to the bone girl, and shouted, "What did you see in my photo!! If you see it, forget it, why do you still look at the sweeping man next to you!! Look at the sweeping man! Forget it, why do you want to be seen by me!!"

"...Ah, Bai Zesang, what a coincidence."

The bone girl stared blankly at the runaway beast in front of her, ignoring her rejection of his scent, and said hello dumbly.

"How many times have we met our eyes and you told me what a coincidence?!"

"I'm short-sighted."

"I've never seen a skeleton and I'm short-sighted!"

The skeletal girl scratched her head, since she had been singled out like this,...then why not save any face for the other party, she looked up and down Bai Ze's gray hat, gray clothes and red trousers, with what looked like a mountaineering bag on her back The blue backpack, ummmm.

"Bai Tae-san, did you just participate in 'Morning Walks for Seniors Special'?"

The bone girl tilted her head to look at the sweeping uncle pointedly, always feeling that the old man's clothes are more fashionable than Bai Zesang.

I'm sorry, Bai Ze-san, I'm really sorry for thinking you are a scumbag who lingers in the flowers, but with your dressing taste, you can only linger in the withered flowers and step to the other side of the scale.

"Oh? It's pretty good. What, it looks like a TV anchor, right?"

"..."

Where does your confidence come from? !

"No, I think you are more like the dead soul of the grandfather from Asakusa who stayed in the previous century."

The face is still relatively tender, but what is the difference between this color scheme and the grandfather who goes out to walk the dog every morning?Xuan Yiweng in Santuchuan is a little more fashionable than you, although he only wears a white yukata.

"The aesthetics of hell are really incomprehensible."

"No, it's you who is incomprehensible, haven't you seen that you are so stupid that even girls don't want to talk to you? It's so pitiful, Momotaro-san is working under a boss with such a destructive aesthetic, No wonder he is still a man with Muromachi characteristics."

"What does Momotaro have to do with me! It has nothing to do with my clothes! It's your fault that the girl ignored me! Are you the secret weapon that guy sent to torture me!"

So, Bai Ze-san, where does your confidence in your own aesthetics come from?You have only one earring that can look good on your whole body!

"Master Ghost Lamp wouldn't do such boring things."

"That kid was so boring that he spent one night digging a hole from heaven to hell to let me fall. Isn't that boring?"

"..."

The bone girl also felt that she would not be surprised if anything happened in this world.