[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, hell on the mountain of knives—

First of all, the bone girl felt that she needed to confirm that today is not a holiday in Hell, and she did not see any large-scale activities that were being held all the way back. abolished.

Then why did she only leave for two days, and the Sword Mountain Hell became a place for the dead to play?

Originally had a three-day vacation. After returning to hell, the bone girl who felt bored in this world sorted out the things she brought back in the staff dormitory, and then decided to sneak back to the workplace to monitor the work of the staff. Wearing a pair of eyes with braids...she had already prepared like this, and the Daoshan Hell really lived up to her expectations.

She now has every reason to confirm that Knife Mountain Hell is a gathering place for problem employees.

Red and black are the main colors of hell, and Knife Mountain Hell is no exception. Even the tens of thousands of blades on the Knife Mountain have been baptized for countless years, and the blood on the white blades can no longer be wiped off. Pots of snapdragons brought from Yan Mo Temple screamed.But there was no one there.

Although there are still a few dead people falling from the sky occasionally...but that number cannot be seen directly.

There was no jailer anywhere.

She should first find out what happened in Knife Mountain Hell.

Sighing, the bone girl took a step forward. Dressed in a white mourning dress, she could easily blend in with the dead. She stepped on the spiral corridor leading to a high place. Along the way, she could meet the dead playing UNO on the stairs. It was unbearable. The bone girl kicked down the few people who were blocking the way, and continued walking upwards.

She came up to the high platform a few times, and took care of them in order to place the snapdragons. Even if she didn't like it, it was something borrowed from Lord Ghost Lantern.The high platform was as spacious as ever, even a bit more spacious than usual.

Because no one.

No, there were still a lot of dead people on the high platform. They gathered together and didn't know what they were doing. Occasionally, they could hear a few screams, and then a few people fell down.

……

The bone girl approached with a gloomy face. Since she looked like the dead and no one stopped her, she could often hear the curse of the dead along the way. She clenched her fists and peeled off the group of dead, and looked inside .

Hashihime, who was wearing a bright kimono, was sitting on the edge of the high platform with her legs crossed.

"Let us go to heaven!"

"Demand a new trial!"

The dead chanted slogans neatly and forcefully, which in simple terms probably meant "we are going to heaven without sin". Occasionally, a few people stepped forward and seemed to want to force Qiao Ji, but they all slipped and fell off the high platform.

...It turns out that the falling dead that can be seen below come from this.

Qiao Ji buried her head and couldn't see her expression, she just curled up there, not saying a word in the face of the dead man's revolutionary activities, but from the occasional trembling shoulders, it could be seen that the child was quite frightened.

Being frightened is helpful for her growth, but now is not the time to create opportunities for Qiao Ji to grow up. The bone girl glanced around, and except for Qiao Ji, all the ghost jailers disappeared, and the rooftop has been occupied by the dead. If there is no large-scale purge, it will not be able to continue to operate. Touching her chin, the bone girl stepped forward and walked out of the group of dead.

"what are you doing?"

The older sister's voice is different from the previous younger sister's, but not too much. The bone girl's calm and steady voice is still quite abrupt in the high-pitched slogans. In addition, I stopped walking after taking two steps, easily It can attract the attention of others.

The dead man's voice didn't quiet down, but Qiao Ji shrank her neck, raised her head in disbelief, and looked at the bone girl standing not far in front of her.The face with classic beauty was terribly distorted due to fear and forbearance, and the bone girl couldn't help but paused before continuing.

"Get up, let's go."

The bone girl gave the order concisely, but Qiao Ji rubbed her eyes, and stared at the person who gave the order to her as if she couldn't believe it. It looked familiar and sounded familiar, but...

"Master Bone Girl? Why did you become smaller?"

He was about two centimeters shorter than before.

"Is this the time to pay attention to this? Do you watch the atmosphere? If I tell you to get up, just stand up straight, keep your chest in your stomach, raise your head, and walk forward without saying a word!"

"Hay?!"

Qiao Ji was frightened by the bone girl who suddenly ran away, she stood up with a bang, raised her chest and abdomen, raised her head silently as the other party said, but did not move.

"And you guys, twittering is very interesting? Are you housewives from three streets and six alleys from the city king? Is it fun to bully a female monster together? I feel sad for you all."

Seeing that Qiao Ji stood obediently, the bone girl pointed the cannon barrel at the dead behind her.

"you……"

"Since you have come to hell, remember that the meaning of your existence is to bring the joy of torture to the jailers. You have no human rights at all. I say that you have to commit any crime, even if it is not. Otherwise, believe it or not, you will be thrown away. Go to the living place to experience the pain of bursting chrysanthemums like bunworms?"

Qiao Ji stared dumbfounded at the bony girl who had always looked plain, and at this moment S's aura was in full swing, I have to say...it was scary.

"us……"

"Did I let you talk? It's a pity that I didn't throw you into Abi Hell. The most you can throw in Daoshan Hell is nothing more than dead bodies. Do you want to experience the experience of falling into the bottomless abyss and playing the tragic history of life?" Torture? Guaranteed that you will never be able to shout 'not guilty' again."

The bone girl snorted disdainfully, turned her head to glance at Qiao Ji, and motioned for her to come over.

Qiao Ji walked two steps timidly and then stopped, seeing the displeased eyes of the bone girl, hurriedly walked to the other side.

Bone girl, I'm really sorry for the manager who thought you were a bully before!She no longer dared to plan to tear up the contract!

"what!!"

Suddenly, there was a scream from among the dead.

A dead man fell.

A circle of black liquid appeared around the fallen dead, and the whole body began to swell with small explosions, as if many balloons had been blown up under the skin.Black blood flowed from the seven orifices, spread on the ground, and touched the feet of the surrounding people by the way. Like an infectious disease, people standing in front of the fallen dead also began to have this symptom.

Even if the dead want to disperse, it's too late. The bone girl's curse is like a range of negative buffs loaded around the dead in the surrounding hell.

"...Bone, bone girl..."

"...Ah, I didn't do this, I just suddenly felt that 'men who bully women are really scum' and then they just did it, it really has nothing to do with me, if you want to blame it, you can blame the monster who created the bone girl Humans."

Satisfied, she stepped on the fallen dead man, and the bone girl waved her hands, returning to her usual tone and casually putting aside the relationship.

"However, you..."

"What's wrong with me... Well, let's go, tell me what happened here, it's only two days, my vacation hasn't finished yet. This kind of thing happened,... really Yes, bullying the dead is nothing to be happy about."

The bone girl stomped on the dead man a few times, kicked him out of the high platform and threw him on the knife mountain with a little boredom.Then he turned around and clapped his hands, looking around meaningfully.

"Uh... Well, in fact, at the Hell Conference not long ago, when the Living Hell raised the issue of manpower shortage, with the acquiescence of Lord Ghost Lantern, we went to various hells to borrow people, and then..."

"Oh, the collective jump is reversed, right?"