[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, inside the Utengu police, the reception room—

Such a pure Japanese room is rare in hell.

The bone girl looked around at the Japanese room that she hadn't seen for a long time, and sat in front of the neutral beauty in the room with Lord Ghost Lamp.

The room is filled with the faint smell of straw mats on the tatami mats, and the fingers of the bone girl are rubbing the ground. This rough feeling is nostalgic.The surrounding area is very empty, except for the shelf for placing decorations, there is only an original musical instrument similar to the "Alpine Horn" and three cups of tea on the tatami.

She calmly pushed the teacup away from her face.

The owner of the Japanese room is clear at a glance, it is the neutral beauty in front of him.From the actions of Mr. Ghost Lamp, it seems that he is probably a high-ranking member of the Wutengu police, but the bone girl doesn't understand why a good person has to put a layer of gauze like a mosquito net on his head.

"Long time no see. This time I came here mainly because the monitor at the gate of hell has been running for too long, and the center has burned out. I hope the Wutiangou police can send some people there before it is repaired. This is the trainee management of hell. Miss Bones."

Ghost Lantern solemnly stated the purpose of his trip, as if he was just passing by when he visited the envoy of Bahan just now.

The neutral beauty picked up the teacup and took a sip, showing a natural and elegant character in her demeanor, and the flower on her forehead didn't know the meaning of its existence.

"Is it over there to the gate of hell? I heard about it a few days ago... I will pay attention to it."

Putting down the teacup, the neutral beauty agreed with Ghost Lamp's proposal, and then smiled shyly at the bone girl, "Bone girl-san, hello, I am the commander-in-chief of the Wutengu police, Minamoto Yoshitsune."

"..."

The bone girl squeezed her palm uneasily, Minamoto Yoshitsune, the legendary person who slashed and killed monsters with a golden sword was said to have been rescued by the Tengu of Mount Anma later and was named Uwakamaru and passed on martial arts... Even a monster would be a little uneasy, standing in front of such a person.

Although it seems that Yuan Yoshitsune is not wearing the Kinlou Sword for killing monsters, but the "Alpine Horn" of unknown purpose.

Could it be that he wanted to use sound waves to disrupt the monster's direction of action, and then pull out the Golden Tower Saber from his waist while they were unaware?

"...Bone Girl Sang, are you imagining some strange things..."

The purple-haired androgynous beauty, whose gender is male and whose actual gender is Hideyoshi, Minamoto Yoshitsune reached out to the side horn, noticed the bone girl's eyes and small movements, hesitated for a while, and then emphasized his harmlessness, "I don't know how to slay demons. There seem to be legends in this world that I was taken in by the big tengu as a monster... But those are all lies. To be honest, I also want to be a man with full muscle that can slay demons and slay demons." male."

"Yes, Mount Anma moved to Hell one after another more than a dozen centuries ago to establish the Wutengu headquarters. Yoshitsune was actually appreciated by the Daitengu and entered the headquarters to work. This also happened after his death."

Master Gui Deng held the teacup and looked at the tea, wondering what he was thinking about, and added casually.

Hearing that Yoshitsune's killing of demons is actually human's imagination, Gu Nu breathed a sigh of relief, and became curious about another question.

"If Minamoto Yoshitsune had the appearance of a child before his death, how did he defeat Mou Qing? Could it be that Mou Qing is also different from the legend, just a little doll with no power to restrain a chicken?"

"..."

This question seemed to hit Minamoto Yoshitsune's pain.

"Mou Qing was unexpectedly useless. He lost all his combat power after being kicked on the front of his calf."

Gui Deng nodded with a little understanding, and he could understand that he had tried it before.Really poor Mou Qing.

The bone girl feels a little sad for Mou Qing, who has never met but has heard of the name, but the tibia on the front side of the calf will be painful and shed tears. These are two of the most vulnerable parts of a person along with the chin.

Therefore, Tokugawa Ieyasu won the battle of Sekigahara not because he was a dirty man who went to the toilet, nor because Ishida Mitsunari could not exercise himself, but because Ieyasu happened to kick the front of Ishida Mitsunari's calf.

This shows the importance of the front side of the calf.

"...That being said, it is an indisputable fact that he has collected 999 knives, and he should have the strength to defeat Yoshitsune. Could it be that you hid some nirvana before you were alive? Similar to shouting 'dancing training' Start!' can paralyze the opponent. I am also a little curious about how you were able to defeat Mou Qing."

It turns out that Mr. Ghost Lantern, you mean that Mou Qing is a very useless guy to you...

"...Why don't even the incantations have any masculinity at all!!"

Yoshitsune retorted dissatisfiedly, took a sip of tea to cool off his anger, exhaled lightly, and said dryly, "What happened at that time... I was resting on the Wujo Bridge, and I saw him carrying a basket of knives. , asked me to hand over the Golden Tower Knife to him. Because the legend of the Tengu snatching the knife was circulating around, I was about to leave, but he suddenly rushed up and fell down."

"... "

The bone girl turned her face to try to keep herself from laughing out loud. The flat throw skill is a cute character, just like the partner of the angel Huang Ying. Even if you have never seen it, you can still think of a useless uncle. Mou Qing... really disgusting.

"After the fall, a basket of knives fell out of his back and stabbed him... and then somehow became my retainer."

"So that's the case. Not only is he useless in terms of combat effectiveness, but his IQ is not very high."

With an enlightened expression, Gui Deng labeled Mou Qing, who had been kicked by him, as "simple limbs and simple mind".

Hell, knife mountain hell, novice trainees——

It is said that it is a new trainee, but in fact, Lord Ghost Lantern hired two handymen to help clean the Daoshan Hell.

After the second chaotic revolutionary movement, the Knife Mountain Hell is definitely not clean, because there are no carnivorous animals to serve as jailers, and there are no one to clean up the poisonous meat scattered all over the ground.Coupled with the strange black blood everywhere, the scenery here is comparable to a pool of blood.This is the bone girl's last impression of seeing the scenery of Daoshan Hell.

"Today, Tanggua and Eggplant participated in the internship of the jailer... I asked you to intern in Yan Modian for a period of time, but even if you say that, you are actually looking for a few people to clean up the knife mountain hell. You have already filled in the report Volunteering?"

Ghost Lamp flipped through the folder in his hand, took out a snapdragon ballpoint pen and wrote on it.

The two ghosts in front of me, one black and one white, were obviously the illegal child laborers in hell that the bone girl had seen at the Hell Conference. At that time, the body just felt the discomfort, so I remembered it very clearly.

"It's not child labor. Tang Gua and Eggplant have graduated from Hell School for a long time. They worked in a store before, and their qualifications are very good. Yan Modian will not hire child labor." Hearing the bone girl's question, Ghost Lamp explained.

"Why?" Bone Girl asked.

"Child laborers fail in every way to 'torture the dead and bring them the horrors of hell' or 'assist in the work of the temple'."

Having said this, Ghost Lantern raised his eyes to look at the two ghosts standing at attention in front of him, and fell into deep thought.The bone girl twitched the corners of her mouth knowingly, it seemed that they actually couldn't meet this requirement.

"So ghosts have a long lifespan. What's the standard for child labor in hell? Have you ever read a book?"

The bone girl somehow thought of the two daughters of Master Ghost Lamp whom she had met in the snapdragon bush a long time ago... so it seems that she didn't see the horns on her head at that time?Is it too small?

"Generally, one can be called an adult by passing the training exam in hell. In addition, other than ghosts, monsters, humans, or gods are judged according to their own age standards."

Ghost Lamp looked at the work folder and nodded, confirmed something, then put it into his clothes, indicating that the bone girl could open the door.

Confused about the age standard of monsters, the bone girl pushed open the gate of Daoshan Hell under the expectant eyes of Tanggua and Eggplant.

...Looked blankly for a while, then closed it again immediately.