[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Calling Hell, on the trail leading to the Great Sword Forest——

"That's it, then please."

Wearing white mourning clothes, it is easy for the prison guards to mistake the bone girl for the deceased standing at the fork in the road and nodding to the ghosts and gods in front of her.

"I didn't expect that the management of Touyama Hell is really a monster...I'm not discriminating against monsters. I heard that the Zashiki boy who moved from the real world once bullied the Chinese gods and beasts and moved them everywhere. Oh, Ms. Hashihime, don't worry. Leave it to us, the work at the Great Sword Forest is somewhat similar to that of Daoshan Hell, I believe she will be able to adapt soon."

It seems to be the management calling hell, or a certain employee, in short, ghosts and gods are stroking the back of their heads foolishly.

"It's a pity that Mr. Wujian won't go to Abi Hell to take office with this name."

"...Your Excellency can't talk about it, and hell doesn't assign positions by name."

The Great Sword Forest is a small hell called Hell, not so much similar to the Sword Mountain Hell...in fact, it has the exact opposite job.In Daoshan Hell, the jailers mainly throw people, but in Dajianlin, the jailers throw swords.

The workload is much larger. Recently, I heard that the employees here have collectively applied to the Ministry of Finance for an automatic transmitter, and I don't know if it has been approved.

Next door to the Great Sword Forest Department is the weakened version of the Sword Forest Department. According to Wujian, there is not much difference in the work content of the two parties. The main difference is that the guards at the Great Sword Forest Department work harder.

Not only do more swords have to be dropped, but occasionally thick smoke comes from the plantain smoke forest next door. For this reason, jailers often apply for temporary leave to recuperate.

Anyway, it doesn't have much to do with the Bone Girl.

Qiao Ji might be an excellent employee in Knife Mountain Hell, but here she doesn't know what the result will be... Anyway, for her debts, she will have to work hard in Hell after she dies.This is the tragedy of being forced to sign a prostitution contract.

The bone girl felt a bit of comfort in her heart when she thought of the official contract signed by Mr. Xi in the dormitory.

Waving goodbye to ghosts and gods, the bone girl stood at the smoky gate of hell for a while, then turned and left. No wonder the people who work here don't live long, and their bodies are completely polluted by the dirty air.

After the white and tender Qiao Ji is sent in, will the black and shriveled old Qiao come back?

Thinking in her heart, the bone girl stepped out of the gate calling to hell, and came to the gate of Yan Mo Temple.

Yan Mo Temple is still majestic as usual, and there are not many decorations. Just the screams coming from inside can not help but make people awe-inspiring. It is still the time of trial, and there are often jailers escorting the dead to pass by. The bone girl who wanted to ask Mr. Ghost Lantern about some things, such as the formula of poisonous herb antidote, stood there for a while, and decided to leave temporarily.

The surrounding area of ​​Yan Mo Temple has distinct characteristics of hell. The bare ground is neither a swamp nor a sandy ground. It is a very ordinary black and red soil block. Looking around, it is easy to see that two seeds were specially planted to decorate Yan Mo Temple. There are uneven dead trees on both sides, and in order to make this sense of disharmony rise to the peak, a naked man was placed beside the road...

……

No, the scale is a bit too big.

It looks like a naked man, but in fact he is still wearing striped shorts, and judging by his age, he is still a child, so he should not be so old as to be covered in mosaics.

The bone girl froze for a moment, touched her head, and compared her height with her counterpart.

"...Hey, is this the Wutengu Police Headquarters? It's like this..."

My little friend, although I am a little sorry for you, who made you grow as tall as her?

Hell, Wutengu Police Headquarters, Visiting Room—

"Is there something to do in Eight Heat Hell?"

"The old men of Bahan asked me to send invitations for the sports meeting, but the ghosts of Bare Hell are so enthusiastic, Bahan will not come to save people no matter how much they call the police, and they were reported and thrown away as soon as they arrived here. Going to prison - that's awesome."

"I should have reminded you that you have to wear clothes when you come to Eight Heat Hell."

"I have worn it—this striped shorts are a piece of clothing I like very much. I wanted to take it off, but the bear has never allowed it. It is obviously not wearing anything——Bare or It's hot as always. Did I say there's no air conditioning here?"

The bone girl stood behind the ghost lamp and looked expressionlessly at the Bahan envoy who was ordered to put on a piece of clothing and looked back expressionlessly.

"Although there is no air-conditioning, we have the Hell Hot Spring, a specialty of Bare, so please take a dip if you have time. This is Miss Bone Girl who called the police... Bone Girl Sang, this is the jailer of Bahan Hell, Xue Tong Chunyi."

Take Xuetong to the Hell Hot Spring, Mr. Ghost Lantern, you really want to murder the Eight Cold Envoys and annex the Eight Cold Hells.By the way, what does Hell Hot Spring refer to, the one that King Yan Mo often falls into?

The bone girl weighed it in her heart, and then apologized with her tone in mind.

"...Uh, hello, Haru-sama? I'm sorry, I thought you were just a pathetic exhibitionist who wanted to be noticed on the other side because your horns weren't big enough, and I even thought you were a bit pitiful, please don't mind."

"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to ask when I can go out-it's really hot here-the temperature in the refrigerator is lower than here."

With the name that is the closest and farthest to winter, Xuetong Chunyi waved his hands without energy, and I don't know if he really doesn't mind, but the strengthened glass seems to be faintly suspected of freezing under the opponent's breath, Bone Girl Knock knocked, somewhat understanding of his feelings.

"Of course the temperature of the refrigerator is lower than here, but the refrigerator in the eight-heat hell cannot hold people. Simply detain it in about three or two days and you will be released. Next time, remember to do as the Romans do, otherwise it will not save you if this happens again."

Gui Deng sighed deeply, and after the Wutiangou policeman who opened the door to remind him that the time had come left, he also stood up, said goodbye to Chun behind the reinforced glass, and walked out together with the bone girl brought by him.

The bone girl who closed the door paid special attention to the eight-cold envoy who was like mud on the other side, ... there was still no expression on her face.

It turns out that Bahan not only means that the weather is very cold, but even the expressions of the residents have not changed much?

"By the way, bone girl-san, are you afraid of the cold?"

Under the leadership of the Wutiangou policeman, it seemed that he was going to meet some important person, and Gui Deng suddenly asked while standing beside the bone girl.

"Huh? I don't feel the outside world if the human skin is not broken."

"Very well, you can go to Bahan's sports meeting next month."

"...What? Sports meeting? Me?"

The bone girl repeated it in a daze, Gui Deng nodded resolutely, and looked her up and down by the way.

"That's right,...but you're a bit short..., it's a little imposing to be sent as a representative of the eight heats. Well, let's talk about it later, why does the bone girl like these short bodies? There should be more choose."

Ghost Lamp groaned in satisfaction, and didn't know what he was satisfied with. Seeing that it was too early to talk about the sports meeting, he simply changed the subject.

It hit the sore spot of the bone girl's height.

As a woman's most troublesome weight, she no longer needs to care about it, but in any case, her height can only fluctuate within two centimeters, which made her depressed for a long time.

"Where is the height of the skeleton... If it's too high, the head will be partially sunken, so it's very difficult to find a corpse whose hands and feet are about the same height as you want..."

"Was Bone Girl-san still very young when she became a monster? Judging by her height,... about ten years old?"

"Even if it's not twice as old as ten years old, it's still more than [-] times. Master Ghost Lantern, do I look so naive!!" The bone girl was dissatisfied.

"About 15 years old? Well, it is indeed an age that is crazy for love."

Ghost Lantern changed his words, touched his chin, stood still in front of a Japanese room, and stretched out his hand to open the partition.

"...No, the reason why I became a bone girl is not a man,..."

"Ok?"

The bone girl's murmurs did not escape the hell ears of the ghost lamp, he subconsciously glanced at the bone girl who lowered her head, and wanted to say something else.