[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell Yan Mo Temple——

Thanks to the hard work of a few ghosts, at least the vast Daoshan Hell is not as filthy as it was when I first saw it.From far to near, there is no longer thick black smoke, but the blood-red sky that belongs to hell.

Satisfied with the result, Ghost Lamp asked the ghoul to go to Yan Modian to collect his salary, and happily prepared to take his staff to dinner.

"...Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. Ghost Lamp, I'll forget it."

After arranging the snapdragons neatly, the bone girl shook her head to indicate that she didn't want to go, "I don't eat. Or should I say I can't eat."

The reason is very simple, almost no need to think too much. After seeing the ghost lamp with more than half of the bones exposed on the bone girl, she expressed that she understood, and then asked a question by the way.

"Bone Girl Sang, will you be free later?"

"Huh? There are quite a few. Is Master Ghost Lantern okay?"

"Then wait until Yan Modian to find me."

That's it, ordered - it sounded like an order to her.After the bone girl saw off the ghoul and left hell, she walked slowly to the Yan Mo Palace.

I have been here many times, but I have never carefully looked at the distribution of the hall.The buildings here are basically different from the traditional structures, so it seems that the Flower Street of Zhonghe Jigoku is more like the buildings of the Edo period.

What is the style of Yan Modian's architecture?

The bone girl whose aesthetics can barely be considered normal has not received any education in this area, and at this moment, thinking of this, she has the illusion that she can't start.

Now is not the time for the trial, or the trial of the dead has not yet come to King Yan Mo, the members of various departments who used to come and go in the front hall of Yan Mo Palace should be nestled in their own departments now.In short, after passing through the gate, the bone girl could only see the tall Yan Mo King sitting on the trial seat, working hard.

It's not as unbearable as Master Ghost Lantern said, King Yan Mo is actually a hard-working ghost.

The bone girl changed a little bit about King Yan Mo, who was described as very unbearable by some adjectives in the population of Ghost Lamp, and stood by the gate, hesitating whether to go in or not.

"No, there is a mistake there, the age of death is not 60 years old."

"It's not right here either. The gender of the deceased is male. Totoro is working hard."

……

The bone girl was stunned for a moment, and heard a voice that seemed familiar. After looking carefully, she found that there were two little girls lying on the table next to King Yan Mo's hands. They looked a little serious. They find out.

...Is it Lord Ghost Lamp's daughter?

King Yan Mo, it turns out that you are still working as a part-time nanny. As the nominal king of hell, it is really hard for you.

The bone girl's respect for him developed in a strange direction.

"Ah, the grass thief."

"Grass thief?"

The black-haired little girl, who remembered that her name was Yizi, noticed the bone girl who was very troubled at the door, and called out calmly.Her twin's second son, who was the younger sister's by name, responded and also looked towards the door.

The bone girl who was labeled as a "grass thief" met the empty eyes of the two, walked forward silently, and stopped at King Yan Mo's table, emphasizing seriously, "I am not stealing!" Grass thief, the previous behavior was approved by Lord Ghost Lantern... Good day, Yan Mosang, won't you go to dinner?"

The degree of respect can be understood a lot from the title.

Fortunately, King Yan Mo is used to this kind of address, even the dog who doesn't like to call him like this... I really feel aggrieved as a king.King Yan Mo choked, sighed and followed his mood.

"My king has eaten, is Miss Bone Girl okay?"

"It's nothing serious. Master Ghost Lantern asked me to wait for him in Yan Mo Temple. I'm sorry if I disturb Yan Mosang, please don't mind me and continue working."

"Bone girl?"

Responding to the bone girl's name, the first son climbed to the front of the table, sat on it condescendingly staring at the bone girl below, and the second son behind her also slowly crawled behind her.

"Is that the bone girl from the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara?"

The second son asked.Seeing the bone girl nodding in confirmation, the two sisters looked at each other, moved aside and began to communicate secretly, sneaking glances at the bone girl from time to time.

"What's wrong, Miss Bone Girl?"

King Yan Mo, who knew nothing about it, put down the pen he was working on, and glanced at both sides of the bone girl and the little girl. Human curiosity arose. Are all the people who committed suicide related to you, Miss Bone Girl?"

"No, no, how is it possible? Just think about it." The bone girl waved her hand in denial, and at the same time looked at the two little girls who ran to the corner of the table, hoping they would give her an answer.

"The bone girl...the bone girl of Aokigahara Jukai is very famous among monsters."

"That's right, according to the legend, she defeated the Hyakki Yaxing by herself."

The second son gestured something with his hands, probably to let King Yan Mo know how powerful he is.

"No, it was just a group of drunk monsters who were rounded up by the onmyoji during the drinking party in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara. I was still resting when the incident happened." The bone girl tried to explain the unscientific rumors clearly.

"Also, I bent Shuten-douji by myself and saved many human girls."

The little black-haired girl thought for a while, and then brought up a rumor about the other party that she knew.

"It wasn't me who broke him, but Minamoto's younger brother Minamoto. I just tried to awaken his instinct as a monster. After failing, I suggested that he go to heaven to work."

"Then what about the rumor that you defeated the local land god by yourself and ate it in the first battle where the bone girl of the Aokigahara tree sea became famous?"

The bone girl paused, looked up into the dull eyes of the two, touched the mourning clothes on her body, and then replied, "How did this rumor spread, and why did I do it all by myself? So no friends... besides, bone girls can't eat at all."

"Hmm..." Yizi murmured calmly, and immediately came to a conclusion, "So you're just a weed thief."

"Grass thief."

"Why did my status become lower after the explanation? Besides, I have already explained this matter. Of course, if you planted those snapdragons, I'm sorry to take them away without your consent."

Do these two little ghosts like snapdragons? The bone girl feels that she can't understand the feelings of ghosts who like that kind of creature...or animals are quite unaesthetic.

Ah, except Senior Mustard Seed.After the runaway, it is a model of the best employee in hell.

"Miss Bone Girl, I'm sorry, these two children are a bit poisonous, but they are not malicious."

"My Neighbor Totoro, work quickly."

"I hate people who don't work hard."

The two little girls turned their heads and warned King Yan Mo who had put down his pen.

King Yan Mo hurriedly grabbed the pen and worked carefully. The little girl glanced at the bone girl under the table expressionlessly, then crawled back to King Yan Mo's hand to supervise his work results.

"..."

"...Yan Mosang was not only afraid of Lord Ghost Lamp, but even Lord Ghost Lamp's daughters."

The bone girl sighed and murmured softly. I don't know if the three above heard it, but the people behind her must have heard it.

"my daughter?"

A deep male voice suddenly sounded from behind, and the bone girl pulled her clothes and jumped forward before she had time to think about it. She calmed down for two seconds and then turned her head in panic, looking at Lord Ghost Lantern who came back from dinner behind her.

Holding the folder in his hand when he went to Daoshan Hell, Gui Deng questioned the bone girl.

"My lord, are you being lazy again?"

Before the bone girl could answer, Ghost Lantern looked around, and finally looked up, staring fiercely at King Yan Mo.

The white-haired little girl poked her head out, "I'm not lazy, but I made a lot of mistakes."

"Also remember the man as a woman." The black hair added.

"Always ready to rest."

"It's getting fatter."

"There are snacks under here, I just took a bite."

"No drinks."

The first son and the second son commented on Yan Mo Dawang's work attitude in a hurry, and it was a bit awkward for them to say nitpicking things in a serious manner.

Hearing the words, Ghost Lantern walked to the side of the trial seat, glanced at the hidden homemade drink that was smoking green smoke, "What can I say to you, Your Majesty, it will help your work efficiency, and you will definitely not be able to drink it if you drink it." I want to rest."

"If you drink it, the king will rest for the rest of his life."

"I told you to drink it, didn't you hear me!"

Ghost Lamp suddenly roared, held up the cup and walked steadily towards King Yan Mo's seat, so serious that no one could find a reason to refute.

Sensing the danger, the little girl jumped down from the table, trotted a few steps behind the bone girl and got up.

……

The movement is so smooth.