[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

King Yan Mo finally finished his work, and during this period, the bone girl who had been standing a few steps away watching Lord Ghost Lamp's rampage unknowingly stayed until the end.Recalling her original purpose of coming to Yan Mo Temple, the bone girl took a shower before King Yan Mo went to bed, and asked the question she had been struggling with.

Although it has nothing to do with the actual "purpose of her trip".

"daughter?"

Ghost Lantern turned his head to Zashiki Warji behind him suspiciously, not understanding what the bone girl's purpose was for mentioning this.

"I'm not married yet, they are... Zashiki warji."

This answer can be said to be sincere, but the bone girl looked at Master Ghost Lantern who was being pulled by the sleeves by two girls and called her father, but she felt that this sentence was not credible.

"dad?"

"Master Ghost Lantern is Dad, Dad, I want to buy new clothes."

Not only a father, but also a father who doesn't buy clothes for his daughter.The Bone Goddess calmly retreated a few steps away from the three who were performing daily family dramas.

"Okay, okay, don't call me dad. If you want to buy clothes, you have to do it yourself. Didn't I teach you not to let men buy clothes?"

Gui Deng pulled back his sleeves with a sullen face, while teaching the Zashiki boys... It is obvious from any angle that he is a father who is strict with his children.

The bone girl compares Lord Ogreto with the youkai who is suspected to be Zashiki Doji, and the similarity of the facial paralysis reaches [-]%.As long as one son and two sons have long roots and horns, they are like father and daughter arguing over the use of family funds.

In this situation, Mr. Ghost Lantern, what excuse do you have?

The bone girl stood silently in the distance, but Ghost Lantern could feel her questioning.

"But, Dad Huajie, you won't let us go."

"Just treat us like children, Zashiki warji is five hundred years old."

"You are just children to the ghosts of hell."

Ghost Light sighed softly, and let Zashiki-douji tug at the corner of his clothes.

"I want new clothes! Maki Miki's performance costume when she played the ghost soldier Taoist priest!"

If you go out wearing that, people will only think you are fans of "Ghost Warrior Taoist-CHINESEANGEL"!Maybe you will be blocked by the strange sorghum to take pictures, it is very dangerous!

Wanting to prevent the two little girls who are all cute except for their expressions from embarking on a dangerous road, the bone girl stuffed all expectations into their eyes and handed them to their father. It is your responsibility to educate the children, right?

"They are Zashiki Boys, not my daughters, and Yan Moden is not an educational facility for private schools."

Comprehending something from the bone girl's gaze, Ghost Lantern glanced at her coolly, but being surrounded by two children made him look less majestic than before.

Gui Deng rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought, and soon remembered something, and said "ah", and proposed to the bone girl not far away.

"Does the bone girl have any old clothes? Or do you have time to help them choose two clothes? The style I picked is a bit..."

Zashiki-douji nodded solemnly as if to verify the words of the ghost lamp.

"I'm just a piece of clothing. It's not a problem to buy it on the street... If they don't like it, why don't you take them with you?"

The bone girl lowered her head and glanced complicatedly at the white mourning dress that she had been wearing and was the only one.I can't remember the source, but it must be a high-quality fabric that can be worn for so many years.

"They are Zashiki Doji, and I don't know what will happen if I leave Yan Modian rashly."

The reason can be easily explained in two sentences, of course, this is the result of the bone girl's clear knowledge of the history of Zashiki Doji.

Zashiki Doji is a kind of monster that can bring wealth to merchants. It must be said that if they don't like to scare people, they are good monsters at all.Zashiki Doji likes hardworking people the most, and there is still a quirk in the youkai circle that they like to give humans nicknames.And when Zashiki Warji felt that the family had no future, he would leave.

The problem is that the family will be ruined after they leave.

The bone girl raised her head and looked around nervously. It is true that there is no guarantee that the zashiki warji, who are of great use in business, will not have an impact on politics... By the way, shouldn't such existences that hinder the progress of work be thrown out of hell by Lord Ghost Lamp as soon as they meet ?

At this point, the bone girl stared at the two little girls seriously,... really, in a sense, he is a good father who spoils his daughter?

"By the way, Master Ghost Lantern asked me to come to Yan Mo Palace for something?"

After accepting the task of buying clothes, the bone girl smiled wryly and asked the question that should have been asked at the very beginning, so she shouldn't have spent so much time trying to get herself to buy clothes, right?

For this kind of thing, you can just find a female prison guard, or is it that the ghosts in hell have strange clothes and tastes?By the way, is there a more corrupt aesthetic than that beast of Bai Ze?

Recalling the Bai Ze she met in this world, the bone girl still can't know how much courage he mustered to walk on the street dressed like that.

"It's no big deal. If the bone girl Sang is bored recently, she can work as a handyman in the inner hall of Yan Mo Temple, and the salary will be calculated separately. The work efficiency of the inner hall is much higher than that of the small hell. I think this can give you a reference for managing hell. By the way, you can Get to know your future work partners. Of course, it depends on you whether you want to come, and the inner hall will not be particularly short of manpower."

"...a future partner?"

Smelling something bad, the bone girl picked out an obviously problematic adjective with a stinking face.

"Haven't you been notified yet? That's right, the handover time is still early. At the dinner of the Ten Kings, it was proposed by Xi Sang to dismiss the current management of the Hell, and you will be in charge. The specific time is after the Yulan Festival. Not much time left."

...how has she never heard of this at all! !

"Screaming hell, nearly a hundred years of performance is lagging behind, I hope you can bring it up. Come on, bone girl-san."

Ghost Lantern cheered up the bone girl without any pain, and even Zashiki Warou beside him clenched his fists and gestured to the bone girl.

"Come on, bone girl, I want Maki Miki's performance costumes and the latest children's clothes of 'Little Bear RAAO'."

"I also want the latest umbrella series of children's clothing."

It turns out that this is what you are working on!

In other words, why does she, a big monster in name, want to work in hell?

Considering her original purpose of coming to Hell to work, the bone girl touched the small cloth bag tied by her side. ...Is the original purpose for money?

Thinking about it now, she didn't want to eat or sleep, and she didn't have a place to spend money, and what did she come to work for? Could it be that she was poor in her previous life?

The messy things that happened in her previous life flashed through her mind, and the bone girl sighed deeply in her heart, and even though her face was twisted, she still showed a slight smile.

Hell, the public and the surrounding flower street of hell——

It is a strange and awkward behavior to build Hell's Commercial Street and Flower Street together, but there is also an inexplicable tacit understanding.

Flower Street and Commercial Street are both places to swindle money anyway, the only difference is that one is illegal in this world and the other is legal in this world. The difference has long been ignored.

In this way, it seems that there is such a reason for not allowing Zashiki Doji to go to the streets. This scene is really not suitable for viewing.

With the activity funds entrusted to her by Master Ghost Lantern in her hand, she was ordered to buy a set of clothes for herself by the way.From now on, it is not clear whether she can successfully find the peripheral sales store of "Ghost Warrior Taoist-CHINESEANGEL".

Bone girl, watch carefully, this is the fate of being derailed from the world.

The bone girl urged herself in her heart.

"Oh~ lovely lady over there, are you in the mood to visit the famous themed coffee shop in Flower Street~"

A frivolous tone came from the side of the road. The bone girl didn't pay much attention at first, and when she was about to continue walking, an extra pipe suddenly appeared in front of her and blocked her way.

"Miss walks a little irritable, why don't you come in and have a drink or two to reduce the fire?"

The bone girl was silent, and looked aside along the pipe. The owner of the voice was lying on a bench in front of a shop.From the tone of his speech, he looked a bit like a bad customer who "was asked by the boss to solicit customers to repay the debt because of debts, and it was completely unmotivated", but in the eyes of the bone girl, the person wearing a hat and smoking a pipe in front of him can only use one word to describe him .

"...Coffee is fire-reduced?"