[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

"Master Ghost Lantern!! Lord Ghost Lantern!! It's not good, Hua Piao has come to Yan Modian!!"

The trainee jailer with black curly hair bumped into the Yan Mo Palace rashly, yelling non-stop, and did not forget to gesture to the door, and passed the Yan Mo King who was sitting in a high position, trying to make the two in front of him compare slightly The diminutive Lord Ghost Lantern understood what had happened.

"Slipper? He already lives in hell, don't make such a fuss."

The ghost lamp glanced at the door coldly, and didn't take the trainee jailer's words to heart, but continued to lower his head and carefully pick out the mistakes of King Yan Mo, even if he was desperate, he had to pick out one or two.

"No, no! Hua Piao also brought Gao Tianyuan a very troublesome..."

The trainee jailer opened his mouth, wanting to say something more nervously, but a tall black figure appeared behind him. Someone reached out and rubbed his head vigorously, not caring about the two sharp horns on his head at all.

"Haha actually said that I am a troublesome person, hell is much more straightforward than imagined."

The visitor carried a large wine jar behind his back.

Hell, hell on the mountain of knives—

The jailers who came back from the excrement place after about half a month of mentality adjustment lost more than a circle. In addition, most of the dead who were taken in by the suffering place next door... also showed incomparable enthusiasm for this place. .

It is said that the place of excrement and mud can make any jailer feel nostalgic for his original working environment, and the place of countless sufferings is the real little hell famous for poisons and plants.They must have suffered a lot in both places.

Even so, the bone girl still has no plans to remove the cheerfully singing snapdragon.

Not only did she not have that plan, but the bone girl even wanted to develop her poison-making skills to harm more jailers.

"...That's almost the number of people, please sign for it, Miss Bone Girl."

The man who was transporting the dead to Knife Mountain Hell by courier, who claimed to be a one-inch mage in front of him but was not at all taller than one inch, handed over a courier form solemnly and asked her to sign it.

"When the hell has this kind of service?"

"It existed a long time ago. With the rapid development of this world, if Hell still uses the old-fashioned obscurity car express delivery, it will be laughed at by the dead. For this reason, the Transport Division has secretly organized such things as express offices."

Although he is a prison guard who suffers countless places, Master Yicun takes on the job of a courier, whether it is because he wants to earn a little more money to support his retirement, this spirit is worth learning.

"Isn't the reception department just a group of guys who are lazy every day? I heard the news that the number of dead people who disappeared in this world has increased dramatically."

"The hell news report is that the recent Hyakki Night Parade has led to a sharp increase in the number of dead people being eaten. It has nothing to do with the Enlightenment Department."

Master Yicun exhaled slightly, took back the courier slip signed by the other party, and replied boredly.

"Wow, haven't I prepared a large-scale hunt for such useless Hundred Ghosts of the Night Walking Onmyoji? I even fled to hell to watch the fire from the other side."

The bone girl pretended to be frightened, sat down half-jokingly, and arranged for a few jailers to take the dead to serve their sentences, and sat there with their faces propped up looking into the distance, waiting for them to leave.

"Onmyoji... There are many Abi Hells, although they are all counterfeit ones."

Avici Hell is a hell that pretends to be a saint and falls into it. It should be true that there will be a few nominal onmyojis.The real onmyoji probably went to Gaotianyuan to live a relaxed and happy life, so there is no such miscellaneous things as the air traffic control in the present world.

Just saying that casually, without any more sense of crisis, the bone girl crooked her neck and waved goodbye to the Yicun mage, and the whole person fell into a state of boredom again.

Is there a better word to describe her current situation than this one?

It's not that idioms that look complicated are more profound when used. Before others understand the deep meaning, at least let them understand the most superficial meaning.

Just like to make jailers work hard, they must understand the comfort of their working environment, and to make the dead peaceful, they must understand the status of human rights in hell.

"That, that... the bone girl..."

The gorgeous Qiao Ji timidly approached her, stepping on her feet restlessly.

"Outside...Master Ghost Lantern is looking for you..."

The bone girl turned her head expressionlessly, and Qiao Ji stepped back as if frightened by her awkward movements, and then she pretended to stand there naturally.Ever since I sent her back to the Great Sword Forest...it has always been like this.

Could it be that he was treated badly at the Great Sword Forest?The bone girl frowned and recalled the management of the Great Sword Forest. Ghosts and Gods looked very simple and honest, so she shouldn't be bullied. Qiao Ji was born with her own defense BUFF, and ordinary people couldn't hurt her.

"Master Ghost Lantern? What's the matter?"

The bone girl stood up, touched the empty throat inside, passed Qiao Ji, and walked towards the gate of Daoshan Hell.

"It seems to say that...your friend is looking for..."

"Ahaha long time no see, bone girl! Why are you so useless to work in hell?"

The tall and rugged uncle, who was as tall as King Yan Mo, came in with a wine jar on his back. Beside him was the general general of the monster who looked like a catfish--Old Man Hua Piao, which formed a sharp contrast.The ghost lamp blocked by the huge height stepped out from behind the rough uncle.

The bone girl stopped walking forward, stopped at the same spot, looked at the combination carefully, ... couldn't help but persuade, "Master Ghost Lantern, if you don't drive them both out of hell, hell will be here for a while." There will be no peace."

"Hua Piao is actually a good monster who has been worrying about her Akalin for a long time. As for this..."

Ghost Lantern defended Hua Piao, whom he had met once, and couldn't help but stop when he mentioned the rough man.

"Shui Piao is a good monster... It's barely believable, but this person definitely has a good reason to fall into the Great Burning Hell, please send him to hell."

Pointing at the tall uncle with disdain, the bone girl was not frightened by his height.

"The crime of Shuten Doji, at the time of the trial, was testified by Watanabe Tsuna of Takamahara. He was influenced by Minamoto Yoshinobu to correct his evil ways, and assisted Watanabe Tsuna to cut off one of Ibaraki Doji's arms and sent him to Shouhou Hell to serve his sentence. Therefore, the charges were cleared Now I am working as a handyman in Gaotianyuan, but as far as I know, the salary there is not as high as hell."

The ghost lamp glanced at Jiu Tun-douji sharply, and he was very worried about what he just said inadvertently that the bone girl "has no future to work in hell".

"Is it okay? The daily salary is [-] yen!"

Even though he is an uncle, Shuten-douji flaunts his pitiful salary like a sunny boy, and his innocent appearance makes the bone girl unable to bear to look directly at him.

For a living person, the daily salary of a handyman is the same as that of a rabbit in Taoyuan Township... Even if the monthly salary cannot be compared with the daily salary... this is a little sad.The bone girl with a monthly salary of [-] doesn't want to discuss this sad issue with him... No, now the bone girl is also considered a small high-level executive, with a monthly salary of [-].

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, anyway, Gao Tianyuan's living conditions are better than here. Bone girl, have you heard of the night walk of the ghosts in this world?"

"Isn't that the illusion caused by the jailer riding a mount to catch the dead after the Yulan Festival?"

"Huh?! So that's the case, Mr. Ghost Lantern, why didn't you say it earlier haha! It turns out that old man Hua Piao and your ghosts are all jailers!"

Shuten-douji straightened the wine jar behind his shoulders, patted the thin old catfish carefully, and instantly believed what the bone girl said.

No wonder this person was tricked into Gao Tianyuan to do odd jobs with a daily salary of [-], and he hasn't been promoted for so many years.

The ghost lamp subtly looked at the bone girl-san whose usual behavior can be regarded as witty. It is really a strange thing that these two can become friends...

"—But, do the jailers eat the dead?"

"Yes, you haven't waited for the living hell to see it."

The bone girl quickly interjected, not giving the suddenly serious Shuten-douji any chance to be handsome.

"Huh? It's true that I haven't been to the living hell... Could it be that the jailers of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk are all picked from there?"

"Occasionally, the dead slip away, and when the cucumber mounts can't catch up, the jailers will ride the birds to catch them."

"..."

The two were having a heated conversation, although it seemed to outsiders that it was just a bone girl unilaterally instilling half-truths and half-false thoughts in Shuten-douji, and I don't know if Shuten-douji believed it, but logically speaking, it sounds a bit strange to hear it. If you talk about it, even if your brain is eaten by marrowworms, you can find something wrong.

"What's the matter with the night walk of ghosts? Speaking of which, the Yulan Festival is coming soon, if you don't mind, please come to the temple fair."

The ghost lamp turned to the old man Hua Piao who was beside Jiu Tun-douji who wanted to intervene but was always ignored. After thinking about it, he decided to open his mouth and invite the ghost with a good impression in front of him to the temple fair in hell.

Obviously possessing Akalin's ability, even if the boss didn't notice, he would leave a penny when he bought things. This incident is enough to show that he is...a monster.

"I'm so sorry...Master Ghost Lamp, in fact, I came to Yan Mo Temple today...I still have something important. Shuten-douji just found me suddenly-I don't know how he found it, but he found me. One sentence is 'Old Man Hua Piao, haven't your Hyakki Yakara disbanded yet haha', Hyakki Yakara...this kind of thing..."

The old man who was noticed was flattered and narrated slowly, but he could feel that he was trying to speed up his speech intermittently.

"That's right, that's it. Amaterasu said at the Tianshen tea party that the number of souls of the dead has decreased sharply recently. Although he doesn't seem to care much about it—maybe he was blown up by his younger brother who didn't go home. In short, it was predicted that the Hyakki Night Walk in this world was organized to harm human beings again, so I was entrusted to come to Hell to ask if there is any major problem recently, and take this bad old man to Gao Tianyuan for interrogation."

"The gods in Gaotianyuan don't do serious things every day. Last time I went to Huajie, I saw Bai Ze Shenshou taking a group of gods to karaoke... It's fine if the gods fall into hell, but it's true that they fall into the hell of human nature every day. no problem!!"

Recalling the scene at that time, Gu Nu secretly sighed that it was an unwise decision to give Niu Tou's private photos of Bai Ze.