[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell Flower Street, in front of Yegan Aji's Fox Cafe——

The gate was smoking.

Yegan Aji stared dumbfounded at the smiling girl in front of her.

"Wild Café? This stuff should have disappeared 800 years ago before you were born."

The bone girl's tone was rare and gentle, but the content made Ah Ji tremble with fear.

He swallowed his saliva, and unconsciously glanced at the smoking door, a teapot that fell from the sky was set right on it.

The consciousness of the beast told him that this was not a terrible flight accident, [-]% of the possibility was caused by the person in front of him, although he didn't know what happened from just now to now.

Aji caught the "UFO" that fell from the door rail - Fenfucha Fusang, still looking back at the bone girl with a wry smile.

In fact, this kind of thing is an accident no matter how you look at it! !If he hadn't seen her staring at the door with a sneer with contempt, he would have thought it was an accident!No, please let him think it was just an accident!

Facing the eyes of the bone girl hiding the knife in her smile, A'ao shrank uncomfortably, while slamming the Fenfu tea kettle that had fallen from the sky, hoping that the other party would wake up and give him an explanation.

"However, Huajie is quite suitable for the name of a fox. It even opened a coffee shop... Chick."

The bone girl sneered disdainfully, said something unknown and raised her foot to enter the room.Seeing this, Ah Ye, who was troubled by the pot of tea, hurriedly opened the door for the bone girl who was supposed to be a guest.

"Ah, welcome, please relax slowly."

Regardless of whether the other party is a good person or a bad person, whether they are looking for trouble or spending money, Ah Jie can treat the other party thoughtfully if he smells money.

...Of course, the foxes in the coffee shop were the ones who served her directly.

To talk about why, it's because Aji is self-aware of his ability to transform, and at this moment, he has been hit on the door rail by what looks like a wooden rice spoon flying from a distance.

"——Civet cat ah ah ah!!!"

Miss Kuazi chased the civet cat who seemed to have been beaten by it, and rushed in this direction with bloodshot eyes.

The red-eyed Miss Mustard stopped in front of the Fenfu Tea Cauldron with a ferocious face, swung her wooden weapon and slashed fiercely in its direction.

The scene that I often saw when I fell like a flying insect was staged in front of the bone girl for a long time. She took two steps back, and her cold smile gradually warmed up again. Smile from hell.

...No, this is hell.It should be described as "Master Ghost Lantern's sneer".

Miss Mustard, who was unable to lock the target, beat her abdomen hard, and the corner of her clothes was caught on fire with a flint. Ah Ji and the Fenfu Tea Cauldron in his hand were really miserable.

"Senior Mustard is not bad, you can barely lock onto the target now. Come on, one day you will become GO•GO 13."

Retreating to a safe area, seeing that Miss Mustard, who had always attacked indiscriminately, was finally able to chase after Ah Ji and beat her up, the bone girl was deeply proud and cheered for her.

Senior Mustard Seed, come on, tear down this coffee shop and I will help you plant grass in the place where flying insects fall.The bone girl turned around contentedly, touched the crumbling door frame with a gloating smile, and walked into this wild coffee shop.

The interior of Yegan Cafe is enveloped in a dreamy color.

It was so dreamy that it formed a contrast between heaven and hell with the violent action drama being staged outside.

When Bone Girl went to the present world, she passed by a themed cafe opened by a cat demon. The interior decoration in front of her was very similar to them. Maybe all the animal cafes in the world looked like this.The bone girl who hates foxes from the bottom of her heart finds it difficult to even take a step here.

In fact, the interior is fine, but the smell of the wild Aji who greets guests outside the door makes her even more disgusted.

At first glance, he looks like the kind of unscrupulous husband who likes to go out and gamble away all the family money.

The bone girl's prediction was half correct. Under the guidance of a receptionist, she sat down at a glass table, and in front of her was a black-haired girl with double ponytails wearing glasses and taking notes. Mathematical problems, it is easy for others to mistake him for a spy sent by another coffee shop.

An orange-white fox was sitting on the table, and two other foxes approached slowly under the table.

"Sorry, miss, because there are no seats in the store... This is just a family member of the employee, and should leave soon. What would you like to order?"

After receiving the menu that was handed over respectfully by the other party, the bone girl's gloating smile froze for a moment, and her eyes widened tangledly staring at the various foods listed on the menu. It wasn't that she didn't like it, but mainly...she didn't Digestive organs can digest.

But if you enter someone's store and don't order anything, you will be regarded as a troublemaker...

"Give me... a cup of coffee."

Faced with a wide variety of drinks, Bone Girl chose the only coffee that ghouls liked to drink in this world, and it was also her only well-known coffee.

The receptionist took back the menu, said "wait a moment" to the bone girl with a professional smile, and walked away.Looking down at the fox tail wrapped around her calf, the bone girl always had the urge to kick them out.

Thinking about it this way, Yegan can actually take human form.

"...that's disgusting."

The bone girl muttered softly, if she didn't understand what she wanted to say, she probably wouldn't have understood what she just said.Retracting her bound feet uneasily, the bone girl stared at the girl in front of her who was listing complex equations in a notebook.

This is what the receptionist calls "staff family members".

Looking around, apart from the tall man who just ordered, there is only the fox clerk.Ye Gan who was bullied by Senior Mustard at the door didn't know what he was doing, anyway, this shop was basically a fox clerk.

... Is she also wild!

The bone girl who is particularly fond of girls has a complicated heart. On the one hand, there is a little girl who should not be bullied, and on the other hand, there is a wild monster who kills thousands of knives...

Ah, it seems like it would be nice to bully a little girl a little bit.

The bone girl sighed, peeping at the other party blatantly.The latter was immersed in the world of practice questions, not only did not notice her gaze, but knocked down a glass of green drink in her hand.

"Crack."

Steaming hot, very hot at first glance.

The most intuitive expression is that the orange-white fox nestled next to the cup and being sprinkled all over suddenly jumped up and wailed miserably.By the way, the porcelain cup was pushed off the table because of a large movement.

The wild girl wanted to rescue it, but unfortunately she couldn't keep up with the speed of the fall. The porcelain cup made a crisp sound when it fell to the ground, indicating that it fell into pieces.

under the desktop.The two foxes seemed to be implicated innocently, and screamed fiercely at the same time.

...Ah, it has nothing to do with her at all, she's just a customer waiting for her coffee.

The bone girl emphasized her harmlessness to herself.

"Brother, brother!"

The girl with black double ponytails panickedly put down the pen in her hand, hurriedly took out a blue handkerchief from her side and wiped it on the scalded fox in front of her.Because this action attracted the attention of many guests, the two under the table also crawled out, with two bloody gashes on their bodies, adding a bit of hell to this dreamy coffee shop.

The girl with the black double ponytails finally stopped working hard, and the bone girl was able to clearly see the opponent's face.

"...Uh, is this Ms. Miki from Maki Miki?"

In front of him is Miki from the Maki Miki group, who is so famous that even the bone girl of Lue Zhai has heard of it.

"Eh? Yes, what's the matter?"

The girl with black twintails subconsciously replied.

"May I ask where is the peripheral shop of the ghost soldier Taoist series you starred in?"

Having found the hope of completing the task assigned by Mr. Ghost Lamp, the bone girl couldn't care about the messy interior of the coffee shop she made a mess for a while, and couldn't care about the fact that the popular idol Miki in front of her was also a savage.

...is good enough to complete the task.

Volume [-] main mission