[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Yu Lan Festival, Zhonghe Hell Flower Street——

The bone girl led Qiao Ji into a small alley secretly.

Because of the holiday of the Yulan Festival, there are many people who are idle and go out on the Flower Street. I don’t know if they started preparing a few days ago. The Flower Street I saw today is completely different from the previous two times.

There are many festive atmospheres, and it doesn't look like a big project that can be completed in one night.

Looking out from the alley, the red lanterns hanging all over the sky and the occasional bonfires strung the flower street together. The bone girl subconsciously touched her side to find her passbook, but found that she hadn't brought it out.

If it is burned, can her balance be compensated?

...I'm sure I can't afford it.She has only worked in hell for a year or two. Even if she doesn't eat, drink or sleep, her current savings can only buy a building in Huajie.

So she hesitated when reality and desire diverged.

As a monster, following one's own behavioral desires is the top priority.However, the reality is far from being so naive. What she needs to consider is not only the attention she may receive after burning the crowd, but also the sky-high indemnity bill that will follow and the mace that Lord Ghost Lantern might throw at her.

The mace's threat is actually not too great, it's just the speed of the third universe, and the bone girl feels that she can still change her skin.

"Qiao Ji, how much do you owe?"

The bone girl consulted Qiao Ji who she had brought with her, and fell silent after hearing a number in Qiao Ji's newspaper.

Her contract of sale is 20 years, but the amount owed sounds like it can only buy half of Huajie... In other words, what did Qiao Ji do in the first place to owe so many debts?

"The items listed on the list are... obstructing the work of the Grand Palace of Qin and the Palace of Chujiang, stealing the name of Santu Bridge, the human resources spent by the dead after entering the lonely hell, and the cost of passing through the gate of hell without permission..."

To sum up, Qiao Ji was trapped in hell.

The bone girl remembered that Lord Ghost Lantern loved to say "hell is not a black-hearted boss", and she foolishly believed it back then, so it seems that after she burns everyone, she will have to go to hell for 40 years of labor reform before she can be free.

"Which would you choose between reality and desire?"

The bone girl who was still not paying attention simply asked Hashihime, who was labeled "stupid".The latter also lived up to expectations and chose an answer that would plunge his future into a sea of ​​misery.

"Desire." Qiao Ji said without hesitation.

"OK, Hashihime came here to help. The lanterns everywhere are actually easy to burn. Even if there is no spider silk, the flower street is not as big as Yoshihara,...but I can't reach it."

The bone girl climbed up a small wall, looked around, and after confirming that there were no wandering tourists around, she waved to Qiao Ji, and moved to the side to make a space for her.

"...Hey, this is not a question of whether it is good or not! Although it is said that monsters will live more happily if they follow their desires, but they still have to be rational once in a while, Mrs. Bone Girl!"

"My current state is the same as your mood just now when you wanted to sneak into the present world. Let's compare your heart, Qiao Ji."

The bone girl touched the white mourning dress and said sanctimoniously.

"It's impossible to compare your heart with your heart! What we do is not on the same level at all,...so tall, I dare not wear a kimono..."

"It's okay, I'll pull you."

Throwing all Qiao Ji's rebuttals into the high lantern and preparing to burn them all later, the bone girl stretched out her hand towards her, which was rare and gentle.After receiving the gentle radio wave, Hashihime subconsciously extended her hand, and walked up in two steps.

"..."

Now that the matter has come to this point, she also understands that it is useless to dissuade her boss,... In other words, why did you drag her along to do such a thing? !Mrs. Bone Girl, if you go to Mrs. Ghost Lamp, no one will dare to ask for the debt! !Not only does no one ask for a debt bill, but those people will quickly build Huajie and send you to burn it again! !With such a convenient method, why did you drag her to die together! !

What's even more sad is that she still dare not refuse... Qiao Ji realizes that she is really a tragic monster.

"...Why does the Bone Girl suddenly want to burn the Hell of the Congregation?"

Asking carefully, Qiao Ji felt that if she couldn't stop her in behavior, maybe she could enlighten her spiritually?

"It's a bit like the feeling that when you find out that Ibaraki Doji is having an affair with Lord Ghost Lamp, you angrily abandon your reason and run to challenge the authority."

The bone girl found a metaphor that can describe her current mood very well, Lord Ghost Lantern, please make such a small contribution for her on the road before the crusade against Yuzao.

That's why Tamamo-mae, today she also gouged out your other eye and threw it to the ghoul to process it into a gift and give it to Senior Akuza as a gift.

Hell, all hell, the guardhouse—

The bone girl suddenly understood Shutendouji's desire to strangle the Four Heavenly Kings Raikou in the cradle, even though he still reached a peace agreement with them later.

Why did she forget that there is a careful and gentle bodyguard in Zhonghe Hell? How could she forget that the bodyguard of Zhonghe Hell will definitely meddle in other people's business? She has heard it many times in the private friendship between colleagues. The title of "ideal househusband" Kintaro.

Maybe next time we should be fully prepared and come to burn hell?

Just after letting Qiao Ji burn a thread, it was extinguished by cold water falling from the sky. The two standing on the high place looked up habitually, only to see a tall man in bellyband throwing his hands down in panic. In the bucket, the figure disappeared.

Following a few "thud thud thud", the man in the bellyband appeared in a room facing the two of them, and looked over worriedly, "What happened? Are you all right? Are you on fire?"

Normally, she would sigh that he is such a good man, but now the bone girl only thinks "Is this guy a pervert" to the man in the bellyband who is sticking out half of his body, and only spurns him for interfering with her plan.

After being spurned, the sane girl who was dazzled by anger asked Sakata Kintaro to leave the murder scene and told her crime process... not long after, she was taken to the guard room.

"That... I'm sorry, but it's really wrong for you to do that. Everyone should get along well on Yulan Festival..."

The gentle and good man Kintaro sat in front of the bone girl and patiently educated her. Seeing that time had passed for a long time, he specially bought a bunch of candied haws from the festival street.

"No, trust me, Kintaro-kun, my actions are absolutely correct, at least for me."

"Now there are many people in Zhonghe Hell. If you set fire to it, pedestrians will be hurt."

"So you don't care if you don't set fire on the Yulan Festival?"

The bone girl winked at Qiao Ji, who was squatting in a small corner, and asked her to find a time to slip out and continue the unfinished business.

"Even if it's not the Yulan Festival, setting fire to it will still hurt the little flowers and grasses. Please think about them, Miss Bone Girl."

"... Kintaro-kun, this is hell, and the little flowers and grasses are all dead..."

"Then why does Miss Bone Girl want to burn the hell? If you don't have any friends to go to the festival with you during the Yulan Festival, if you don't mind, I will accompany you, but it is better not to do this kind of behavior out of jealousy."

Kintaro-kun, has anyone ever said that sometimes your frankness will not become a force to care for others, but will make the interlocutor fall into a deeper abyss? !Is there any guy who has friends who will only pretend to smile and play video games at home during the festival, and never think of such a constructive idea from her? !

Even if it wasn't the "no friends" that Kintaro said, the bone girl can still feel that she has been hurt, which comes from a gentle knowing blow.

The layout of the guard room is somewhat similar to that of the police station on the street in the real world. At this time, there is no policeman inside, and the Yulan Festival is a national holiday....Why are you still working at this time, Kintaro-kun! !

Let her go to Shaozhonghe, okay?She wanted Daji's other eye for a long time!

"Oh? Kintaro? Why don't you go to the festival?"

The gate of the guard room was facing the street, and Qiao Ji timidly moved to the door. After opening the gate, she could see the scenery of the street at a glance, and people on the opposite street could easily see the house.

Before Qiao Ji had time to run away, a group of people passing by - they looked like Kintaro's acquaintances, touched the door frame and poked their heads inside. The appearance was fully displayed under the indoor lights, and the bone girl realized that she knew each other. people.

Ah Xiang, the manager of Zhonghe Hell, is not incomprehensible to her in this place.

"Miss Axiang, hello."

Kintaro turned his head, smiled and nodded to Axiang who was decorated with snakes around her waist.

Ah Xiang stood at the door with her face in distress, with a worried look on her face.Several animals appeared behind her and ran towards the house, followed by several people.

There are children and adults, and Ghost Lantern adults are also on the list, probably because they made an appointment to go to the festival together.Reminiscent of what Kintaro said just now, the bone girl felt that it was a good festival and she ran out with Hashihime, which is really sad.

"What's wrong? Ah Xiang?"

While the bone girl was melancholy, a faint female voice came from outside the door. Just listening to the voice, it seemed as if she could see a coquettish beauty standing outside the door, and was blocked by a few people blocking the door.Thinking about it, how could there not be a few thrilling beauties in Huajie?

But beauty can't confuse the bone girl, and the bone girl thinks that cuteness is justice.

A creature like Mr. Mustard, who feels soft to the touch, looks soft and speaks softly, and can transform into a lethal weapon at a critical moment is the talent that this world lacks.

After being proud of her aesthetics for a while, the bone girl subconsciously took a few steps forward, making herself and the chair back a little.The taste is unbearable.

"..."

She raised her head and looked out of the door, her gaze fell on Ghost Lantern, except that she was wearing the mask of King Yan Mo on her head and holding a bag of goldfish in her hand,...

"Master Ghost Lantern, can you lend me a mace?"

The bone girl asked Ghost Lamp for permission.

The latter tilted his head, "Okay, but can the bone girl move in the sauna? This one is quite heavy."

"Of course, in some specific situations, monsters are more likely to reach their limits than humans."