[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

This is a battle full of gunpowder.

Even without the participation of gunpowder and shells, or the destruction of high-tech lethal weapons, the three animals present could judge the seriousness of the matter by virtue of their innate intuition. ——When the bone girl can easily pick up Lord Ghost Lamp's mace, the horror in my heart is definitely not lower than the shock when I found out how weak the ghosts on Onijima were when traveling with Momotaro back then.

Especially Xiao Bai, who once went to Yuan Yoshitsune with Lord Ghost Lantern and saw the ferocious mace.

Although horror and stunned are two completely different moods.

The bone girl, who had been pushing herself back, handed over her mace, walked briskly in front of him, took the mace in his hand, and moved Axiang who was still in distress slightly. Pushing aside a little, he threw the mace straight out.

Even if there is no third speed in the universe, even the second speed is out of reach, but at least the first speed can be reached.

The smoke-filled battle is literally filled with gunpowder.

"...☆~ Madam Daji, do you still remember me? I'm here to get your second eye."

The advantage of being light weight is reflected here, the bone girl murmured in a low voice, but her brisk footsteps had already flashed to the opposite side, and she pulled out Lord Ghost Lamp's mace from the wall, and approached and stood on the spot step by step Daji was not hurt at all.

Monsters in Chinese costumes.

Is Tamamo-mae strong?The bone girl has seen the power of Shuten Doji, and also volunteered that if she becomes a monster, she must become a big tengu.Tamamo-mae, whose name ranks among the three major monsters, is certainly not particularly weak.

But considering that she was chased to nowhere and pretended to know the fate of lying on the tree trunk and being recognized by the onmyoji, the bone girl had to re-examine the opponent's IQ.

Now it seems that he is not only very powerful, but also very smart.

"...Hmm? Haven't you died yet? You've even turned into a monster. What a poor fellow."

Daji's right eye, which was not covered by her bangs and was painted with make-up, cast a pitiful glance at the monster in front of her who exuded an aura of "I'm very happy".

"It's not that easy to die☆~ I'm still waiting to gouge out your right eye and give it to Senior Kazuko as a gift."

"Huh? The jailers in hell really have strange tastes, and so does Lord Ghost Lantern."

"Hey, is the taste weird? Anyway, it's better than your taste☆~ I don't know why those monsters who live for a long time always like to wear colorful clothes on their bodies."

"Well, that makes sense."

Ghost Lantern, who had been watching the battle calmly, nodded thoughtfully. A certain guy in Taoyuan Township also likes to wear all the messy colors on his body, and they all look earthy.Daji's Hanfu has the atmosphere of many young women, but it can't escape the title of "colorful".

"...That, Lord Ghost Lantern, they...?"

Dressed plainly, Axiang, who was completely covered by her own beauty except for some personal accessories, looked at the confrontation... Ah, the two who had already fought asked the ghost lamp in embarrassment.

No matter how you say it, this place is also the site of the Hell of the Congregation. Even if it is the periphery, it will definitely cost a lot of money to repair it.

Hearing the words, Gui Deng made some movements and took a step forward. Just when Ah Xiang felt that he was about to reprimand him...he picked up the goldfish he caught at the festival in the other hand, and took another step back.

Even if you are worried about accidentally injuring the goldfish, Mr. Ghost Lantern, don’t return it! How much do you like goldfish? !

The jailers working in Yan Modian can basically learn some of the special hobbies of this local shady from the large snapdragon grass in the backyard of Yan Modian, not to mention Axiang who has known Ghost Lantern for many years.

"...Is there any personal grievances, it's not good to stop it rashly, and the compensation will be shared equally between the two of them. ...Miss Qiaoji over there, can you explain this matter?"

Ghost Lantern, who believed that "the goldfish is the biggest", waved his hand and directly distributed the compensation bill to the two people who were fighting offensive and defensive battles, and then pulled Qiao Ji's collar who was about to slip away, and ordered.

Qiao Ji shrank her neck, hugged her head and squatted back to the small corner.Is it easy for a little monster like her to do things under the hands of the bone girl? !She can't even see her husband and has been burdened with bills for many years, it's not easy for her, okay? !Seeing how difficult it is for her, Mr. Ghost Lantern, can you just let her go! !

Seeing that Qiao Ji was about to cry, the ghost lamp was silent for a few seconds and turned to Kintaro who seemed to know part of the reason in the guard room, but saw the latter walk to Qiao Ji's side in a few steps, and comforted him.

"..."

No one can explain the current situation, so they can only let the two over there finish the fight.Realizing this point, Ghost Lantern and Ah Xiang looked at each other, ignoring Tang Gua Eggplant who had already started to wander off, and silently took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Hey,...can I come to the guardhouse in Huajie now?...Well, okay, I'm sorry to trouble you."

The conversation was quick, and ended in a few sentences. Putting away the ghost lights of the mobile phone, he and his party walked a little inside the guard room to avoid being affected by the battle-the opposite building was already in a bit of a mess.It is completely unimaginable that the bone girl has such great strength.

After all, in my impression, it was a small body that could be defeated by a sparrow.

Obviously, the ghost lamp didn't realize how much energy was contained in the dwarf's body.

"Master Ghost Lantern, was that...?"

"Takini and the train seem to be shopping around for festivals too, and they'll be there soon."

Before coming to Hell, Tujini and Tamazamae were monster partners in the present world, and they should have some understanding of those benefactors and enemies in Tamazamoe.

"...Why do I think it will be even more chaotic when Lord Tujini comes?" Eggplant shaved and stared at the two people who were fighting.

"Ok?"

"Because, when Daji-sama was partnering with Togini-sama, he was mistaken for Inari-sama because he was with a fox. If Togini-sama knew, the cannibal should be resentful to Inari-sama, that is, Togini-sama Deeper, isn't it?"

"..."

It seems to make some sense.

"But... Bone Girl Sang has a grudge against Master Daji, that is to say, her husband was bewitched by Master Daji and abandoned her?"

Listening to the frenzied roar at the door, Tang Gua felt that this explanation could explain many problems, such as why a bone girl turned into a bone girl, and the current situation.

"Probably not. Bone girl Sang is short in stature, unlike a married housewife, she looks like a minor."

"But Momotaro's grandmother is also about the same height as the bone girl-san."

Xiaobai walked back and forth on the door frame without any sense of crisis, denying the ghost lamp's words.Occasionally being splashed by wood slag, I have no intention of going back indoors, watching some tragic scenes outside and wagging my tail non-stop. It has become so bloody in the past few years of working in an unpleasant place.

Last time I was disgusted by Momotaro.

"Ah, that's just growing back when people get old. Know the ninja's jumping training? It's kind of like that."

Ghost Lantern stretched out his finger, and seeing the questioning looks from several people in the room, he paused and began to explain in detail: "Ninjas have a unique jumping ability, but it also needs practice. It is said that the most common training is in the yard at home. Plant a Polygonum spp., and jump over it every day. Because the Polygonum spp. grows very fast, it will grow very tall in less than a month. In fact, it will grow back when it grows to the highest point, which is a lot It’s just that people don’t know. Human growth is a bit like this.”

"Why does it grow back?"

"Don't they all say that ninjas are like cats? That's why they were eaten."

"..."

For this point, everyone found that they had nothing to refute.

"Ah?... Master Ghost Lantern, what do you want me to do?"

Tujini suddenly appeared outside the door, looking out and in with a calm expression. It seemed that she was approaching this area by sticking to the wall. She patted the clothes on one side after entering the relatively safe guard room.I didn't see the train that was said to be traveling with her behind her. I guess it was because it was too big and the target was too obvious, so it split up.

"It's no big deal. Do you know how to call out the bone girl from hell? She has some issues with Miss Daji, but you have seen the situation outside. They will only suffer when they go out now...Xiaobai, stand inside."

The ghost lamp warned Xiaobai who was slamming around with "sand in his eyes".

"That's why I want to ask you about their problems. If it goes well, it can prevent the loss from expanding further in a certain sense."

"Well——Skeleton girl, I don't have much impression. I have seen a lot of skeletons. It must be very hard for Mr. Ghost Lantern to worry about the emotional life of employees."

Tujini folded his hands on his chest, his tone didn't change much although his expression was distressed, looking around, there were quite a lot of weaklings here.

"No, the boss has an obligation to care about his subordinates."

"...Bone girl, where is she famous?"

"The youkai brought back from the Aokigahara Jukai by Ai-san are often troubled by rumors."

"—!"

Tujini lowered his hands in surprise, opened his mouth and immediately turned his head to the door.Although the door is big, it is just a frog in a well looking out from the inside of the house, and the two who are in the fierce battle have long since disappeared.

"The bone girl of Aokigahara Jukai, I have a little impression. The human god who was eaten by me hundreds of years ago is said to have turned into a monster later. Uh--there are two stone lanterns around her, which are quite powerful, and they also put Daji's eyes were gouged out. There is no other news after that, is it her? I remember her appearance as a teenager."

Tujini gestured to a short figure.