[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, eight cold hell gates—

There is a door directly opposite the door of the Eight Cold Hell.

Open that door and walk straight down the main road in front of you. You will see a fork in the road after a while, and the two sides lead to the Scorching Hell and the Great Scorching Hell respectively.I heard that alternating cold and hot diets were popular among women in hell, which made this place once the eight streets and nine alleys of hell.

However, after the weight-loss frenzy subsided, the ensuing cold wave caused the place to be labeled as "no entry for idlers".

The bone girl didn't have much real sense of the heat of the Great Jiaore Hell, and at this time, there was a door towering in front of her, which was said to be the only way to the Eight Cold Hell... It is really true that these two extreme things are built together. no problem?

Will there be a rejection reaction, an explosion or something?

He tentatively touched the door frame, and the cool feeling came to his mind. The temperature is probably lower than that of the Great Scorching Hell, and there is no unacceptable factor.The bone girl turned her head to look at Chun Yi, who was stuck on the door like a corpse, and took two steps back.

"Master Ghost Lantern, who is this?"

Ghost Lantern was standing not far from Chunyi, wearing a special coir raincoat, walking towards this side with arms crossed.The bone girl knew that the ghost lantern would go with her, but...

Follow him and look around curiously. The people don't look like the employees of hell.

Just the suits that can only be seen in Screaming Hell and TV are enough to judge.What's more, the wings behind him have strange patterns, and he also wears a monocle that he has never seen before.

"This is Mr. Besib from the Western Hell. He originally came to the Japanese Hell for academic exchanges with Master Lucifer. He was very interested in hearing about the Eight Cold Hell, so he came with me."

Ghost Lantern stood aside a little so that the bone girl could see the appearance of the blue-haired man clearly.

"Bessib, Lord of the Flies?"

After the Meiji Restoration, the story of Western hell also spread to Japan. The bone girl asked from memory, "That useless demon?"

"...Aren't the Japanese very restrained?"

Besib gritted his teeth and looked at the ghost lamp, hoping that the latter could give him an explanation.

"In recent years, a poisonous tongue has also become a cute spot, and everyone has a different understanding of 'powerful'. ... But Mr. Bessib, what else do you do besides spit flies?"

Ghost Lamp tilted his head and looked at Bessib from top to bottom, but didn't find many characteristics of a demon.Even if you want to refute the "useless demon" that the bone girl said, you have to have a reason.

"Hey - I heard that the Lord of the Flies has three skills, spitting small flies, spitting big flies, and driving small flies to the target."

Chunyi picked up the clothes placed inside the door, put them on, and replied leisurely, "Lord of the Flies of various colors will have strange characteristics, such as the dark green ones can spit bullets, and the red ones can spit out doublets." It’s a fly in the head, but in the end, if you brush the boss of the Lord of the Flies, you’ve earned it.”

"Lord of the Flies is indeed simpler than plague or death, but if there is no good terrain, it will still lose blood."

The bone girl looked awkwardly at Ghost Lantern and Chunyi who started to discuss something as if no one else was there.Mr. Ghost Lantern, no matter how useless Mr. Bessib is, he has a status equivalent to King Yan Mo in Western Hell. Don’t equate him with Lord of the Flies drawn in a circle in street games. I didn’t see his expression Is it already ugly?

"Plague and death? The four horsemen of the apocalypse? How could those two be more difficult than me. ... And I can't spit flies! What's wrong with Lord of the Flies? It's not as weak as it sounds! Even if I can't spit flies Can change!"

"What's the use of being a fly?"

Some bone girls who are curious about the Western Hell recall the flies that often crawl on corpses in this world, and some don't understand why Besib thinks that he is very powerful when he becomes a fly.How can I say that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse can also destroy the world.

"Secret investigation is possible."

"Is the sound of flies still quiet?"

Bone Girl's inquiry made Bessib speechless. In fact, after he turned into a fly, he was repeatedly said to be "buzzing louder than he can speak".

"Besib from Western Hell is quite famous in Bahan."

After he finished dressing, Chunyi felt pleasing to the eye. He jumped twice at the gate of Bahan Hell, then turned around and slowly pushed the majestic gate open.It's hard to imagine such a powerful explosive force in the child's body. The bone girl stood behind Chunyi and stared at him for a long time, until Ghost Lantern gave him another coir raincoat before regaining consciousness.

"When the old guys from Eight Cold were discussing what to do after breaking away from Eight Hot Hell, Western Hell was designated as the 'most vulnerable area'. Among them, Mr. Besib, your deeds were talked about by the old guys for a long time. It's been a while-"

In the eyes of the bone girl, the seemingly cold wind in the Eight Cold Hells is just air with white mist, but she still put on the coir raincoat under the sign of the ghost lamp.On the other hand, Besib didn't wear anything. It stands to reason that the guests of the Western Hell should be treated well, and the flies are said to be forced to hibernate in a cold environment...

The bone girl looked at the ghost lamp expressionlessly.

Ghost Lamp looked back blankly.

Not long after, the bone girl was defeated by the powerful aura of the ghost lamp, and followed Chun Yi, who was walking towards the ice and snow, with little confidence.

It is said that it was already an ambition. They once had the idea of ​​breaking away from Bare management and forming a family of their own, but under the coercion and temptation of the ghost lamp, they still gave up this idea.

"When he was about to become Hell No. 1, he was hit by Lucifer who fell from the sky. When he woke up, the other party's status was already higher than his own. ——For this reason, the Eight Cold Hell once asked residents to be careful of the sky when they went out. In reality, they should There won't be a time traveler like DT, let alone in hell."

"Let's not mention that past... Now in my eyes, Lord Lucifer is an incomparably great man."

Bessib took a step in, grinning at his face. The cold wind blew through his body and shivered, and he immediately withdrew his feet, "Do you have any clothes for me?"

"It turns out that Mr. Bessib likes the dark department."

There was the intention to hand over the coir raincoat to him, but the bone girl was touching the extra clothes on her body, and the ghost lamp immediately scratched her with a sharp eye.After deliberating over and over again, she withdrew her claws and made a joke.

"No, I personally think that my wife, Lilith, is already the most beautiful.... By the way, is there really no clothes? Is this how Japanese hell treats guests like this!!"

"If you don't mind Ice Bear's clothes, I can bring one for you," Chunyi suggested.

"Does Polar Bear wear clothes!!"

Besib opened his eyes and roared, a gust of cold wind blew into his neck again, his body shrank immediately, and he also took two steps back until he walked away from Bahan's area.

"Because there are only two people on the scheduled itinerary, Mr. Bessib's arrival is really unexpected. If you don't mind, please turn into a fly, that should reduce the cold area slightly."

Only when you walk into Bahan can you fully understand that this is a different world from Bare. It is strange that you don’t catch a cold under the alternating cold and hot conditions. The ghost lamp once wondered for a long time why the alternating cold and hot weight loss method is so popular among women in hell... He also asked King Yan Mo to try this weight loss method.

"After turning into a fly, you will freeze to death!! Is there no better way!"

"Otherwise, you can bear with it. The residents here usually live in a tolerable temperature outside. There will be no major problems when they arrive in the residential area."

The ghost lamp raised its hand and pointed to the distant white, and Bessib looked over and couldn't see any sign of any occupants.

Are you teasing him? !

Besib glared at the ghost lamp with a ferocious face, but the hell in front of Xun Xun who once had the idea of ​​"capturing the Western hell" might be a breakthrough for him who was also holding the idea of ​​"merging the Japanese hell", and he must not give up.

Everything else in Japan Hell is good, except that there is a powerful assistant officer with facial paralysis, which makes it difficult for him to attack.

"How about Mr. Bessib's proposal?"

"……I go."

Hell, Eight Cold Hell Residential Area, inside a large refrigerator——

The bone girl understands why the annual expenses of the Eight Cold Hells are astronomical.

Among the ghosts and monsters who can adapt to the cold, there are also some who cannot withstand the temperature of Mahapatma Hell.For this reason, they built a refrigerator that was as tall as seven Yan Mo Temples. The bone girl felt that as long as the eight cold hells needed electricity for a day, they would not be able to escape the eight hot hells.

Because capital energy is introduced from there.

This shows how great the ghost lamp, which holds the two great powers of hell, is.

"The referee of Eight Hot Hell sounds very powerful."

The inside of the refrigerator is a very ordinary market. From Mr. Bessib's relaxation, it can be seen that the temperature inside seems to be higher than the outside.Chun Yi took the three outsiders around and walked slowly to the top floor of the refrigerator, which is supposed to be the quick-frozen layer—in fact, it is no different from the bottom floor of the refrigerator.

Didn't realize it was just a cheap single-use refrigerator.The bone girl slandered in her heart.

Lord Ghost Lamp is said to have gone with Bessip to meet the "old guys" in the Eight Cold Hells in Chunyi's mouth. The bone girl who was left behind was led by Chunyi to the high place of the Eight Cold Sports Games, overlooking the entire Eight Cold Stadiums. .

...In fact, it is just an ordinary winter sports meeting in this world.

Afterwards, the bone girl followed Chunyi to the referee's seat and carefully saw her name printed on it. Chunyi handed herself something that seemed to be a rule sheet from the side, and she realized belatedly that ...It turns out that the purpose of participating in the sports meeting is to be a referee.

"It's just that the eight cold hells have changed their name... By the way, why do you have to go all the way to the eight hot hells to find referees?"

Bone Girl thinks this is a problem.

"Because Master Ghost Lantern said that if Ba Han has any major incidents, you must report to him. Well, although the old guys ask me to keep it secret every time they send me to investigate, it's really troublesome—"

It turns out that you are the biggest traitor in the Eight Cold Hells.From this action, she could smell Lord Ghost Lantern's intentions, and the bone girl secretly made up her mind that she must never raise a guy who is as disorganized and loving as the monster in front of her.

"Who did Master Ghost Lantern go to see?"

"Jirobo Daitengu, who has been a guest in Hachihan for many years."

The bone girl asked casually, and Chunyi answered casually.The answer she got didn't have much profound meaning, and the bone girl who soon forgot the answer began to carefully read the rules of the various sports in her hand.

"That's right—you're a bone girl, right? Well, a human turned into a monster?"

"Ok?"

When asked suddenly, the bone girl recovered from the boredom of reading, and responded suspiciously.