[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

"Human god?"

Xiaobai tilted his head. He had heard this term when he lived with Momotaro in Paradise, but he couldn't remember the details.It scratched its eyes with its front paws, rubbed against the ghost lamp and circled around him.

"Master Ghost Lantern, what is a human god?"

"...It should be a resident of the kingdom of heaven, I don't know much about it. Gods like He Yeji who were driven out of the kingdom of heaven because of mistakes, and who are constantly born, old, sick and dying in this world, if they work under the gods of this world by the way, they are gods .”

Ghost Lantern squatted down, staring seriously at Xiaobai's bloodshot eyes, just now it insisted on standing outside the door, but was stabbed by the flying wood slag.The ghost lamp sighed softly, and then asked.

"Is the bone girl working part-time in this world? Could it be that she is the God of the land that disappeared in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara?"

From a human god to a monster, no matter how twists and turns the process experienced, the result is that she disappeared as a human god, which can be understood in such a simple way.

Kintaro leaned over to Ghost Lantern and began to help Xiaobai clean his eyes, and Ghost Lantern continued to step aside with the goldfish caught in the festival.Qiao Ji no longer cried or cried, but she still huddled in a small corner exuding the aura of "don't get close to strangers, let alone acquaintances".

The dispute outside seems to have calmed down a lot, but the entire street cannot be seen clearly through the gate of the guardhouse, and it is impossible to judge whether they are just chasing and running away.

After all, no matter how you stay in place, the final position is a little bit different from the initial position.

"I remember that the land god in Aokigahara's sea of ​​trees worked for her. It seems to be her shikigami. Two stone lanterns. The two lanterns are quite powerful, but in the end that woman was eaten by me."

Tujini thought about it carefully.

"That's when I started to smell some gods on me, and then I was regarded by humans as the second Inari God - this is what Yuga Yuhun said. Not long after the incident, Daji was attacked and lost one The eyes——looking at the traces at the scene and the victim’s testimony, were done by Shuten-douji, who has nothing to do with us."

Among the monsters, there are two monsters who are as famous as Tamazamae, and Shuten-douji happened to be driven out of Dajiangshan by humans at that time, so it is not difficult to guess who the culprit is.

"It's probably like this. Their grievances are actually nothing. It's just that the person has worked hard, and the monsters produced by the fall are very painful in a sense."

Tujini no longer saw the surprise just now, but heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly waved to the door, "Daji, where is that monster?"

"uh-huh?"

Daji lifted her foot and stepped over the gate, and the street behind her was completely quiet, but the bone girl who had been chasing her just now was nowhere to be seen.She raised her hand to smooth her hair, and responded with disdain: "It's just a little bone female monster, Mr. Ghost Lantern, this was done by the other party without permission. I shouldn't be held accountable, right?"

"Well, I'm sorry, the hell's employees interrupted your work. But where is she now?" Ghost Lamp nodded, calmly putting all the responsibility on the bone girl.

"Where... who knows, it's even more annoying than a man to cling to someone even though you don't have much strength. It must have been blown into some corner. If Lord Ghost Lantern wants to find it, I'll ask my subordinates to pay attention."

The ghost lamp pondered for a while, looked at the empty side, and made a decision. Generally, let Ah Xiang go to the street to clear the traffic and calculate the amount of damage, while he took three animals and carried the goldfish to say goodbye to the two evil women. Go out to find the bone girl who was beaten by Daji.

His mace still has to be recycled.And this is not a trivial matter, he didn't intervene to stop it for the sake of the bone girl's personal grievances, but he still had to accept some punishment afterwards.

Ghost Lantern absolutely refused to admit that he was watching the Hell of Zhonghe being destroyed because he was worried that the goldfish would be affected.

"Master Ghost Lantern, where are we going next?"

Xiaobai hurriedly wagged his tail and caught up with the fading ghost lamp. After Kintaro washed his eyes a little, he felt much more comfortable. Now he felt that he could swallow two dead people in one gulp.

"Hmm... Check the loss of Zhonghe Hell, and then find the bone girl Sang, Xiaobai, can you smell her location?"

Even if it is an unknown breed, Xiaobai is still a dog after all. The recent increase in the number of dead people who have escaped makes Ghost Lantern have the intention of training it as a tracking dog.

Xiao Bai yelled "Leave it to me!" and excitedly ran around to smell the smell, as if he was very happy that his strengths could be put to use.Akishisuke saw it, and lowered his head to glance at his palm... In fact, it also has this innate skill!And apes are smarter than dogs!Why are you unwilling to reuse it, Mr. Ghost Lantern!

"Does the loss really have to be borne by the bone girl? How many years' salary will it take..."

Standing on the shoulder of the ghost lamp, Lurio looked around the various buildings that were no shorter than him in an overlooking posture. As the famous festival venue in the Yulan Festival, the Flower Street was impossible to imagine the actual amount of damage.In fact, the ghost lamp only made a rough calculation, and felt that the bone girl's salary was a little affordable.

"Bone Girl Sang's salary is higher than yours, she is already in the management class. Based on the current salary, after deducting the board and lodging expenses and some necessary living expenses, it can be paid off in about five or six years. "

"This 'just' means a few things..." Sarukisuke listened depressingly to the sky-high figure being said lightly by the ghost lamp.

Master Ghost Lantern, have you embezzled a lot of money in private? !

"Master Ghost Lantern! Here..." Xiaobai found something, and excitedly yelled "Wow, woof" not far from the others.

Ghost Lamp nodded to indicate that he understood, and put Luriot on the ground from his shoulders, letting them go one step ahead.Immediately afterwards, he patted his red and black sleeves that were not stained with dust, turned around and politely greeted Qiao Ji who had rushed out at some time, exuding a strong aura habitually.

If you ignore the goldfish that is always held in your hand.

"Is there something wrong, Miss Qiaoji?"

"...Well, Master Ghost Lantern, will Master Bone Girl be punished...?"

Shocked by the powerful aura, Qiao Ji took a step back with a terrified expression, and asked after a long time of mental preparation.

"Yes, now it seems that he should be locked in a small black room."

"...can you listen to me tell you something? About us human-turned-monsters... I think the Bone Lady did that..."

Hell, great scorching hell, endless darkness—

It is said that this is where disobedient employees are detained.

As the name suggests, the surrounding air is not only twice as hot as the average temperature in hell, but you can only see your five fingers and the rest of the jailers who fell on the ground in twos and threes.The bone girl wandered back and forth leisurely among them.She is a monster who can neither be cold nor hot, as long as there are no accidents, she can basically survive in various environments.

In other words, why should disobedient employees be imprisoned in the Great Burning Hell?

Kicking the male jailer who fell to the ground and almost turned into a puddle of water, the bone girl only felt that the surroundings were a little darker, and the rest was no different from her life in this world.Just apply for permanent detention in the dark place, anyway, she still has a few years of debts to pay.

After chasing Daji once and ended up like this, he is really too young.The bone girl secretly examines her own behavior, and by the way, in the bottom of her heart, she has a plan for Jiu Tuntong, an errand boy in the kingdom of heaven.

Shuten-douji can barely draw with Tamamo-mae, if it's Tujini... just steal another photo of Tsukiyomi's young age, anyway, she is not as beautiful as Amaterasu, who never stays behind closed doors no matter how much she puts on.

Even in prison, the bone girl did not forget to plan a revenge plan.

"—I always feel that you are idle."

The bone girl raised her head sharply, and not far away, a child holding an ice cube with a look of wanting to complain, walked over many corpses on the ground, "Wow, how hot is it here? Why is hell so hot—— "

"Because this is the eight-heat hell. I think you are looking for death when you go to the eight-heat hell. Whether it is the temperature here or your behavior, I have doubts about your personality for the second time."

She took a few steps back indistinctly, trying to keep a distance from Chunyi who was wearing blue and white shorts in front of her.It's not good for people to see that she is familiar with this kind of monster. She has to maintain some of her own image.

"The temperature is extremely high. Adding a minus sign to the temperature here is the optimum temperature for my life."

"Sorry, have you ever heard of absolute zero?" The bone girl felt the temperature around her definitely exceed [-] degrees.

"Hell is a place where there are no rules. There is no need to follow the rules of this world—"

The ice cube in Chunyi's hand melted at a speed visible to the naked eye but then condensed into ice cubes in his own hand. Seeing this strange phenomenon, the bone girl couldn't help but take a step back.

"I heard from Lord Ghost Lantern that the representative who was originally selected to go to the Eight Cold Hells was sent to a small black room for some reason. In view of the promise of the Eight Hot Hells, I specially allow you to come out to play temporarily. So I am here to release You went out."

"Wow, thank you very much, but Bahan's sports meeting sounds like only skating, skiing and snowball fights. Why is it necessary to send someone there?"

Even if he heard that he was here to release people, the bone girl didn't have the slightest intention of approaching - let's wait until he puts on his shirt.People who walk with perverts will only be regarded as the same kind, and the bone girl has had a very sad experience.

"Who said it's only sports? We still have ice sculptures—"

"Is that exercise?"

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