[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, eight cold hells, in a certain path after the sports meeting was interrupted——

"Master Ghost Lantern, is the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva really near here?"

Chunyi opened the way in front of the two behind him.

Compared with the hustle and bustle of the Eight Hot Games, the Games are not as exciting to speak of, because there is no assistant officer like Mr. Ghost Lamp sitting here.It's nothing more than skating, swimming, throwing a ball, and cooking a hot pot.

Seems like something weird got in.

Not long after, Ghost Lamp followed Tang San, and returned to the referee's seat with Bessib talking nonsense. If she didn't participate in the competition, it would be easy to say anything. The bone girl watched Ghost Lamp being invited to bring eight hot hells to the residents of the Eight Cold Hells. The popular hot pot, somehow the shadow of the God's Punishment Pot emerged.

The final result is the Heaven's Punishment Pot.

For Bare, this is indeed a representative hot pot. There is a special room in Hell for the punishment pot, but it is not for the residents to eat, but one of the torture tools used to torture the dead. Gossip told the bone girl King Yan Mo is often mistakenly regarded as a dead person by ghost lamps and thrown in for cooking.

The bone girl didn't want to recall the faces of the other referees or athletes around when Lord Ghost Lantern's hot pot was served on the table. After clearly stating that she couldn't eat, Ghost Lantern handed over the last bowl to Besib.

...Mr. Bessib, I'm really sorry, she will definitely send your body back to your hometown.

Seeing that Bessip flowed into the stomach with the God's Punishment Pot, and her body also fell down, the bone girl kicked, thankful that she didn't have a stomach organ, but also received a little bit of conscience condemnation.

If Lord Ghost Lantern hadn't been invited to participate in this hot pot contest, he would have been suspected of being an assassin sent by the eight hot hells.Few of the residents who drank the Heaven's Punishment Cauldron were still sane, and the only one who was sane and able to stand up was Chun Yi who was looking at this side strangely.

The bone girl noticed with sharp eyes that there was a piece of purple soup behind Chunyi, and a white bear pretending to be sleeping beside him secretly covered it with snow.

... What a clever kid.

"Are all the people in the Eight Heat Hells geniuses with the potential to kill people with food?"

The surrounding scenery forced Chun Yi to ask this question.

"No, no, this is just the popular hot pot of Eight Hot Hells."

"It turns out that the people who eat hot pot in Bare are all boys from the second year of junior high school?"

After being denied by Ghost Lantern, Chun Yi complained, glanced back cautiously, saw that the evidence had been destroyed by his friend Bai Xiong, and looked around a few times——

"What should I do now? I don't think the athletes can continue to compete for the time being."

"If they can continue to play, please be sure to transfer this kind of talent to the eight-hot hell."

The ghost lamp can also carry out the great business of poaching corners with a blank face on other people's sites. Among the jailers, only Yan Mo Dawang has drunk the pot of punishment. If there is a dead person who can recover in a short time, he is definitely worthy of being called a talent.

Chunyi was silent for two seconds when he heard the words, then raised his finger and pointed at himself.

"Do you want to come to work in Eight Heat Hell?"

"...Ah, as expected, forget it."

Xuetong Chunyi, who couldn't adapt to the temperature of the eight-hot hell, simulated his life after job-hopping in his mind, and gave up this opportunity after seeing a picture of being locked up in prison all year round.

It turns out that the reason why some people can't find a job is not because of their own ability, nor is it because the place of work does not accept people, but because they cannot adapt to the working environment.

"They won't be able to get up for a while, how about this, bone girl sang, are you interested in meeting Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha?"

Ghost Lamp turned around, rubbed its chin and asked.

"...Really? Is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the Eight Cold Hells?"

"Her location is uncertain. Sometimes she will go to the present world. If she goes to Bare Hell, she will definitely go to Saiheyuan. I met her at the gate of Bahan before, so it should be nearby."

"There are also legends about meeting the Bodhisattva of the Bodhisattva around. But the residents unanimously stated that they have not been repaid for leaving clothes for her."

Chun Yi saw the unconscious appearance of the old guys who would drink the pot of punishment because they were in high positions, and called the surrounding residents who had not suffered such torture to bring the fallen people back indoors. After the sports meeting, they will wake up. Open again.

"Leaving clothes with the mentality of 'I want to repay' will not be rewarded, and it seems that Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha only accepts coir raincoats."

The bone girl lowered her head and glanced at the useless coir raincoat that had been untied and set aside.

"Are you going to look for it? I happen to be bored too, so I'll go with you. Ah, but Mr. Ghost Lantern, can you bear the low temperature inside?"

"I'm fine. I just have something to do with Sai Heyuan's child."

Ghost Lamp skillfully picked up the thrown bowls and piled them up in a pile. When passing by Chunyi, he found the white bear behind him pretending to be asleep. He stared at it blankly for a while, then walked up to touch each other's hair.

"Saiheyuan? It's the hell where children who died earlier than their parents fell into.... Is there something wrong?"

Lord Ghost Lantern likes animals, just like he has the energy to get up when he wakes up. Few people know it. Bone Girl is one of those few people. She stares at the white bear under Ghost Lantern from afar, and can see the trembling hair of the latter... Well, thank you for your hard work. Mr. White Bear.

Now it seems that the white bear is really similar to Xiaobai who is not happy. Sure enough, Xiaobai is not a Samoyed but the child of Baixiong?

Finding out that what the ghost lamp said is well-documented, the bone girl feels embarrassed for thinking that Xiaobai's breed is a Samoyed.

"It's not a big problem. Gao Tianyuan is very busy recently, so the dead who go to heaven will be detained in hell for a while, so I want Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to stop saving the children there for the time being. It's easier for adults to manage, but bears The child needs to have a special place to take care of it."

The bone girl can probably guess the reason why Gao Tianyuan is very busy. It is basically the fault of Amaterasu who stays behind closed doors to play video games, and Xu Sazhinan apologized to his sister and nothing happened.

"Isn't Zashiki warji a child?"

"They are five hundred years old."

The bone girl thought about it carefully, Zashiki warji was five hundred years old and still looked like a child, suddenly full of confidence in her height.

So the three of them bid farewell to the rest of the residents and walked to the next hell.

Hell, one of Portmo's lanes—

"It is said that in this hell, people's skin will be frozen into big red flowers,...why not?"

The weather is relatively not too cold now, because the snow has not yet started to blow, and the frozen people in the icebergs on both sides of the trail stand up straight like the pulp of popsicles, and there is no trace of the little red flower at all.

The bone girl questioned aloud, and turned her head to look at Lord Ghost Lantern who was behind her,...Master Ghost Lantern, please walk in front of her, please, it will make her feel uncomfortable if she walks in front.

"Huh? The version I've heard is that the dead here are so cold that they can only make the sound of 'bottom', but I'm the last jailer in hell, so I don't know about it."

Chun Yi biting a popsicle stick and walking in front of him, looking left and right from time to time, "Two days ago I heard that Polar Bear said that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is around here."

"Will it be frozen by the snow?"

"Wouldn't it be ice cubes?"

"Snow and ice...is there still some difference?"

The bone girl said uncertainly, in fact, she has no real sense of ice, and the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara, where she stayed in the past, does snow.But a fool can see the difference between the transparent icebergs and snowdrifts on both sides.

According to the former landlord Shi Lantern, the reason why snow is white is because of the total reflection of light.

Thinking of this bone girl looking up at the sky, is there really a sun here?

...Thinking about it, I know that it is impossible.

The continuous icebergs on both sides are the characteristics of the eight cold hells, but the height of the snowflakes piled up beside the road is not as high as the bone girl's height,—

"Is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva beautiful?"

she asked suddenly.

"..."

There was a strange silence around, just when the bone girl decided to give up the question, Ghost Lamp opened her mouth to answer.

"It's hard to say, because she is the good side of King Yan Mo, so there are almost no derogatory words to describe her. But the statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in this world has perfectly reproduced her."

"...The statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva...but King Yan Mo is already very kind."

The bone girl had the experience of working in Gaotianyuan, and avoided the beautiful gods.

"Ah, here."

Before the bone girl had time to miss her past life, the voice of the ghost lamp sounded behind her again.She subconsciously turned her head and glanced at the snowdrift behind her, which was not as tall as her own. She saw the ghost lamp sweeping the snow piled up on it, and pointed to the bone girl.

... What does it mean that the Bodhisattva in the present world looks very similar? It is basically her, okay! !

Out of the corner of the bone girl's eyes, she looked at the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who was a stone statue in front of her. It was really hard to say whether she was a very beautiful person. Compared with her, the statue of Bai Ze in the world had been destroyed to a certain level.

"Bone girl-san, do you want to try putting her in a coir raincoat?"

ghost lamp asked.

The bone girl touched the clothes that were casually put on her body. It turned out that Lord Ghost Lantern had this intention from the beginning and forced her to keep the clothes.

"By the way, how old is the bone girl Sang?"

"..."

The bone girl who put on the coir raincoat for the motionless Ksitigarbha was silent for a while, "I can't remember too. I lived as a monster for hundreds of years, maybe thousands of years."

"What about the age before the last death?"

"...Teens? It seems that they have not yet reached the age of marriage. When the people in the village discussed offering sacrifices to the Tujini Heaven to quell the disaster, they chose girls who had never reached the age of marriage."

The bone girl replied casually, looking at the clothes of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with satisfaction, and suddenly felt that it was not Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva himself but her stone statue.

Still motionless in this kind of weather... can't be regarded as a god at all.Yuedushen is an example of not going out without wearing three pieces of clothes.

"Sacrifice?"

"Huh? Because at that time, Tuji Nitian was not regarded as the Inari God. The superstitious old people in the village... the whole village was very superstitious. They discussed the sacrifices. In fact, they also achieved their goal. After eating me, Tuji Niten was chased by the real Inari God Yuga Yuhun for a while, and in a sense, the incident did calm down a little bit....Uh, Lord Ghost Lantern?"

The bone girl turned her head and was about to step back, but when she saw Ghost Lantern frowning and looking at herself, she felt the same sympathy for a moment.

...Ah, by the way, it seems that Mr. Ghost Lantern is also a living sacrifice.