[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, lonely hell—

Lonely Hell is located in the lower reaches of the Santu River, and it is also the place where the end of the Santu River flows through. For the bone girl who has always believed that the Lonely Hell has no entity, it is the Death Tianshan Mountain that the dead must pass through after the gate of hell. Novel.

"This is a lonely hell, a special hell independent of 272 deployments. However, people nowadays tend to put it on the same level as the eight hot and eight cold. In order to erase people's thinking, at the second hell reform conference The "Lonely Hell Personalization Act" was passed on the Internet, and the jailers here are mainly poisonous animals or plants, and the bone girl Sang hasn't been here yet."

The ghost lamp and the bone girl walked in front of one another, walking in the hell of an adventure game that is said to be more painful than Mario, the corners of the bone girl's eyes twitched, and what the ghost lamp said to her before was still vivid in her ears, and she followed behind him step by step carefully Overcoming the obstacle without difficulty, the bone girl opened her mouth with difficulty.

"Master Ghost Lantern, is this...a spring outing?"

"Working in a lonely hell is like a spring outing."

The bone girl who just wanted to respond opened her mouth, and immediately swallowed it back. The eccentricity of Lord Ghost Lantern is no big secret in Hell, and the title of the first shaking S in Hell is not just for fun. The lonely hell is planned by Master Ghost Lantern. The private hell that was organized and supported... is also a well-known thing.

The bone girl remembered that when she was dragged out to socialize after work, someone from the man complained about the decorations in Hellboy's bathhouse. It seemed that Lord Ghost Lantern was solely responsible for it... Fortunately, she didn't need to take a bath.

"...Master Ghost Lantern, may I ask why you brought me here?"

After stepping on a plant, she felt the squirm of the soles of her feet. The bone girl subconsciously retracted her feet and saw the whole picture of the plant she was stepping on... She said that things like snapdragons, which are half plants and half animals, are a scourge!By the way, this plant... what kind of weird animal and plant is it!Why is it pitted, angular and white? Hey!Why on earth did she think this thing was a plant feed just now!

That's why she doesn't like to play level-breaking games, and story-streaming RPGs are where she belongs.It is her long-cherished wish to upgrade step by step to obtain companions to save the world!

The flamboyant and waving plants in front of me no matter how they look, are no longer as quiet and cute as they were a second ago, and they have changed their faces and become as black-bellied as their neighbors.The bone girl looked at the behemoth in front of her tangledly, shouting fiercely in her heart, but she didn't intend to dodge.Anyway, she couldn't hide from her eyes.

"This is the Cordyceps sinensis monster. Because I somehow became a monster, I was brought to hell by me when I was wandering in this world. Compared with other traps, it is a little more intelligent."

In a critical situation, Ghost Lamp noticed what was happening behind her, and hammered the mace into the ground where the roots of the tree were stuck... the bone girl felt that she heard the cry of Cordyceps sinensis.

By the way, isn’t Cordyceps sinensis a traditional Chinese medicine?Why does this also become a monster? !

"Later, I asked an unreliable Hanfang doctor. It seems that when the Cordyceps sinensis was out of stock, he picked up a pen and drew one. I don't know why it didn't disappear, because it was too big to fit at home, so he threw it away.  … By the way, Although that unreliable Hanfang doctor doesn’t paint very well, he still has the ability of Ma Liang’s magic brush.”

"...What does it feel like to go to the toilet with a mobile phone but no paper..."

God gave him this ability, so did he not give him normal aesthetics?

"A certain unreliable Chinese medicine doctor" the bone girl knew that she was referring to Bai Ze. The Lord Ghost Lantern was very polite to everyone except Mr. Bai Ze. How did the relationship between the two become as bad as it is today? The bone girl has no desire to explore, and she also knows that it is because of some unreliable reasons. What she wants to pay attention to now is not this.

Of course, it is not the irrational monster Cordyceps sinensis created by Bai Ze in front of him, even though she will be eaten by the other party.

"Could it be that the reason why Mr. Bai Ze's stone statue is so ugly... is because his self-portrait has flowed into human hands?"

The bone girl tentatively said that seeing the appearance of the Bai Ze mythical beast in the present world is almost suspicious of the taste of the Chinese people. Now that I think about it carefully, the mythical beast that existed since the Cretaceous period would hand over its destructive talent to human beings. Not impossible.

After all, he has a self-confidence in his work that he doesn't know where to come from.

"I don't know, but it's probably true. China Hell has also communicated with Japan. I haven't seen a more unreliable aesthetic than that guy."

"Huh? Have you ever communicated? I have never seen an envoy from the Chinese hell go to the eight hells to study..."

The bone girl stared at the ghost lamp in amazement, pulled out the mace and swung it sideways at the lower body of Cordyceps sinensis. Recalling that she could barely swing this thing with both hands, she admired the ghost lamp and at the same time stayed away from him.

"There was an exchange, but because I traveled to hells in many countries at the beginning of the construction of the eight hells, the Chinese hells also have references. They think that King Yan Mo copied their ideas, so they never communicate with each other. Taoyuan Township is the only intersection. place."

Ghost Lantern squinted at the poisonous snakes that were about to crawl over, frightened them away, and then punched the fallen Cordyceps sinensis.

"The eight hells should be based on the hells of Indian Buddhism..."

What's more, it's not the King Yan Mo who is in power in hell, but the ghost and animal assistant in front of him.The bone girl who didn't dare to say it added something from the bottom of her heart.

"There are indeed references, but China also has its own Buddhist seat, it should be said to be mixed together. When I went to China for a tour, I got a lot of information from an unreliable beast."

It turns out that Mr. Bai Ze, you once betrayed your country and sold all the news to Mr. Ghost Lantern.

Subconsciously translated "unreliable" into Bai Ze, the bone girl looked at the other side of the lonely hell, that is, the direction of the gate of hell, and cast aside Bai Ze more and more.

"I heard that you once had two friends with stone lanterns. I went to Duoyipo to inquire about it. Because I couldn't afford the six-cent fee to cross the river, I followed the river to Guhell, so I will show you. .”

After clearing away the Cordyceps sinensis monster that had inexplicably rioted, Ghost Lantern nodded in satisfaction, turned around to greet the bone girl not to trample on it, turned her head and continued to leave.

The bone girl quickly followed in two or three steps.

Yes, this is what she has to focus on now. ... By the way, Master Ghost Lantern, where did you learn about this?

The bone girl doesn't remember mentioning hello to anyone!Why does it feel like he knows a lot of things that he doesn't know?

"The nature of the existence of the Lonely Hell is somewhat similar to that of the Six Realms, but most of the jailers are corpses who do not receive wages. They work to reduce the number of years in prison. It is also a place specially used to store the dead who cannot afford the six cents to cross the river."

"Is there anyone still offering Liuwen?"

The money that the bone girl saw in this world was stacks of banknotes, and the wages paid in hell have also kept pace with the times. Even hell doesn’t use copper coins anymore. Why do they still have to charge for crossing the river?

"The value of Liuwen coins is difficult to judge with the current currency. The depreciation of currency after death makes every deceased not a stack of blessings. Auspicious people have at least a stack of sticks. One leaf, not only to bribe Duoyipo, but also to other jailers. Incidents of bribery have also been repeated."

"Then basically no one can cross the river..."

"No, in the end it was decided that Ono Huang from the Palace of Qin will record all the tributes of the deceased and turn them in. However, the Palace of Qin is already very busy, so I am worried whether his body will be able to take it."

Lonely Hell lives up to the name of "Private Hell of Ghost Lamp". Every step of the bone girl feels very difficult, but she doesn't see a dead person when she looks around. From the direction of the ghost lamp, it can be guessed that the dead are more densely populated in these free jails. zone.

She can't fly.

"I heard that Mrs. Ono Huang's wife is very beautiful, is this true?"

"Ah, she's a beautiful woman who decorates her bento with haiku for three meals a day. I can't imagine Mrs. Ono who is so naturally curly that I can't tell if she's a human or a ghost."

In Gui Deng's tone, he made no secret of his admiration for Mrs. Ono Huang's wife. The bone girl can understand that Mr. Gui Deng likes this type of beautiful woman at first glance.And maybe other people's wives can arouse his lust.

No, maybe Lord Ghost Lantern likes women like Duoyipo who can arouse people's desire to correct?

The bone girl feels that it is too difficult to judge an S's criteria for choosing a wife.

"By the way, bone girl-san, the stone lantern is the land god of the Aokigahara tree sea, right?"

Feeling that the poisonous weeds under his feet were too obstructive, Ghost Lantern looked back from time to time to pay attention to the bone girl behind him. Seeing her following cautiously step by step, he rubbed his chin and thought for a while before smashing the grass on the road he had to pass with a mace .

"Huh? Hmm... Some time ago, because of the lack of people's beliefs, they were destroyed by humans who entered the sea of ​​trees, and they were lost to hell and regarded as dead. If possible, I would like to send them back to Gaotianyuan. After all, they took care of me so much. Long."

After she turned into a monster, she was provided with a place to hide, and was able to survive the siege of Onmyoji many times.This bone girl felt that she had to thank them. After all, she didn't have much idea of ​​the way of life of monsters from the beginning to the end. She only wanted to kill the remaining Yuzaoqian and Tujinitian from that year.Shi Lantern was also promoted to become the only god who is no longer hated by Bone Girl.

"About this point... Yueyueshen doesn't seem to agree. I met her when I went to Gaotianyuan Commercial Street to investigate, because the population of the world has dropped sharply due to the Hyakki Night Walk a while ago, and Amaterasu God is now closed in Gaotianyuan. She is the only one taking care of it, so Gao Tianyuan does not accept any immigration applications for the time being."

"……what."

Although Yuedushen couldn't get married, it was not easy to manage Gao Tianyuan well after Amaterasu was angered by his younger brother into a dead house.

Otherwise, the bone girl who unintentionally exposed her youthful photos in the friendship would not have been sent away from Gao Tianyuan.