[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, lonely hell—

Saihe was originally a hell for children who died prematurely and made their parents sad. The oldest dead people detained here are generally no more than fourteen. As a result, Saiheyuan is often occupied by children in the name of "defeating evil forces" indirectly, resulting in short-term delays in work.

Although there is no way for Ghost Lamp to do this, it also feels that it is not the most perfect way.After leaving a Kimura code, Zi Ai may come again with a Kimura Pikachu, but taking away the bear kid who took the lead and claimed to be the boss is not a cure for the symptoms, especially in the short-term population explosion of Saiheyuan.

The reason is that Gao Tianyuan doesn't accept the reincarnated dead recently.

The location of Saiheyuan is right next to the Santu River, and it is not far from the Solitary Hell. The surrounding area of ​​the Solitary Hell is strictly surrounded and marked "No Entry". Lost in the middle and can't get out again.

Just like the stone lantern and its younger brother.

After receiving the distress signal from Stone Lantern, Ghost Lantern asked the surrounding jailers to go out to look for Shi Lantern's younger brother who ran away after the bug.

"Are you interested in working in Hell? Employees in Hell enjoy various year-end allowances and accident insurance, as well as generous year-end bonuses and holidays."

Bone Girl felt that this novel could be renamed "Master Ghost Lamp's Recruitment History".

"—Hell recruits child labor? This is a case that can be sued to the Education Committee." Stone Lantern sat on a big rock shaking his feet and looked at the empty lonely hell forest. "But are there really children who can do work?"

"Every job in Hell will go through strict screening. Every prison guard has a piece of information registered in the Records Section. It is basically impossible to cheat. Stone Lantern Sang sounds at least a hundred years old, right?" Ghost Lantern told the surrounding After saying hello to the jailer, he walked over here, "Saiheyuan's resignation rate has increased a lot recently, and the jailer transferred there won't be able to work for long. It should be easier for children to get mixed up with those raging children..."

"Undercover? Sounds cool." Stone Lantern made a move that he thought was cool.

"No, I think it might be easier to attack a child if it's a child..."

Master Ghost Lantern, what do you want to do in Saiheyuan!Children are very fragile both physically and mentally. Don't treat them as those adult dead who can't smoke no matter how hard they smoke!

The bone girl shrank her neck and stood aside quietly listening to the conversation between the two. For the sake of her life, she still kept silent. Although Lord Ghost Lamp would not hit the hard-working jailer hard, it is hard to guarantee that he will be in a bad mood...

The bone girl pulled her sleeve and took a step back, away from him. Even when the next few people started to walk towards Saiheyuan, she was standing three steps away from the ghost lamp. Three steps is a very reassuring distance. , this position will not be too far away to attract the attention of the other party, and if any accident occurs, she can run away at the first time... There is nothing more suitable for her than this distance.

She looked back at the lonely hell that had gone away.

Stone Lantern, are you sure you won't look for your brother anymore?

Hell, Saigawara—

The air in this place is stale.

This is the only smell that the bone girl feels different from the surroundings when she steps into this land.Saiheyuan is different from ordinary small hells. There are not many jailers here, and most of them are holding hammers and walking beside the children lying on the ground building blocks. Jailor's stuff.

As for the source of the turbid air, the bone girl has every reason to believe that it comes from these little ghosts picking boogers and building blocks.

Imps are weird creatures that worship their own shit.

"—Is it confusing?"

Shi Lantern walked around twice, staring blankly at the jailer who wanted to come over but dared not move.

"Well, the jailer over there is injured again."

"Isn't there a guy named Saizhijin in Saiheyuan? He seems to be a very powerful jailer."

In order to avoid being caught by the bandaged ghost over there and begin the miserable life of hell again, Shi Lantern took a few steps back, looked at the ghost lantern for a while, and then shrank behind the bone girl.

"Sai Zhijin... There was indeed such a dead person, because he pretended to be a jailer and was sent to the Burning Hell to serve his sentence. Recently, it is said that he has settled down a lot... Do you know him?" Shi Lantern's obvious disgust did not affect him Ghost lantern, he gestured to the jailer who was walking and stopping over there, but after looking around casually, he took a step in the direction of the stone lantern.

The bone girl who was immersed in the "three-step distance" took a step back subconsciously, and even took a step back with the stone lantern behind her.

"...Bone girl-san, what's wrong?"

Even if three steps is a safe distance, if you get too immersed in it, you will still be discovered. Now the bone girl feels that she will be despised by stalkers all over the world.

...Ah, no, she wasn't following her, she just activated her instinct when she sensed danger.

"It's nothing, there are too many brats in Saiheyuan." The bone girl quickly found a high-sounding reason, and glanced back at the stone lantern, which was obviously intentional, as a warning.

"Some children are quite well-behaved, but most of them are egotistical and don't take lessons. Is Shi Denglong-san interested in coming to work here?"

"Do you want me to toss around?"

"As long as you don't delay work and can complete the required performance on time, there will be no problem."

A bad feeling appeared in the bone girl's heart. According to her memory, the stone lantern brothers need to maintain not three steps but thirty steps so as not to be tossed to death by them. Committee's protest bar, really no problem?

By the way, is there such a thing as a board of education in hell?It seems that I have heard that there is a requirement for academic qualifications in the prison guard's interview exam.

The ghost lamp and the stone lantern that reached a certain dark agreement across her have already set foot on the land of Saiheyuan again. The bone girl put down her sleeves and followed after a while. , maybe she still has to worry about whether Lord Ghost Lantern will be blackmailed by Stone Lantern.

This idea floated around in her mind and was thrown out immediately. Lord Ghost Lantern is a ghost who can solve problems with violence. What is she worrying about here?

Saiheyuan is just an ordinary river bank full of stones. Children who should have piled up stones have now started to pile up logs after the development of the times. Even so, they are still dissatisfied with Saiheyuan's policy of "pile one layer and destroy one layer". Asked to replace the small building blocks with remote control trams or dolls.

The above comes from the ghost lamp that introduced the stone lantern while walking.

If you really do that, Saigawara won't be hell but heaven... The bone girl doesn't know what expression to use to face the children who seem to be stacking blocks obediently.

"Then this is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who had frequent business contacts at the request of King Yan Mo,...can you bring a child to reincarnate now?"

The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is completely different from seeing the stone statue in the Eight Cold Hells. If there is something different,... now she seems to be able to see the Buddha's light behind her head.

The bone girl's eyes drifted back and forth between the ghost lamp and the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Wouldn't anything really happen if the two extremes came together?Like an explosion or something.

"Well, as long as the number is not too large, reincarnation is still allowed. Is it this child today?" Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva touched the head of the stone lantern with a smile.

Fundamentally speaking, you are actually the same kind of thing. Are the gods turned into stones so short?The bone girl silently looked at the kindergarten tall stone lantern and the primary school student's Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. This is probably the only similarity to the stone statue.

"No, this will be Saiheyuan's jailer from now on. Since I haven't received any news before, I haven't prepared a list yet. Please wait for a while."

After explaining a few words to the stone lantern, the ghost lamp walked towards the ghost who had been secretly staring at the side, and disappeared without a trace after a while, leaving the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva smiling and looking at the scary people all the time.

The bone girl thought for a while, then squeezed her arm.

"...It's not a stone statue?"

"The ones in this world are just stone statues that look like me, but I can still hear them worshiping and praying to the stone statues. Are you Miss Bone Girl?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha holds a Zen stick in his right hand and a legendary orb in his left hand, standing firmly in front of the bone girl. It is really difficult not to suspect that she is not a stone statue.

The bone girl stared at the dim orb held in her chest, and replied after a long while.

"Have you heard Lord Ghost Lantern mention you, is it a monster?"

"……Um."

Master Ghost Lantern, did you do something in private that she didn't know about?The bone girl was faintly worried, feeling that the danger would make her unable to calm down for a long time.

"Thank you very much for the previous clothes. Miss Bone Girl, do you have any idea of ​​reincarnation?"

The bone girl was stunned: "...No, it's a bit troublesome, so I don't have that idea, and the monster wants to reincarnate...it's very difficult."

At least she will not be able to reincarnate at ease until she throws Yuzaoqian into Ye Ganhou's prison for a lifetime of hard labor. Besides, she has several years of debts on her body and has to be paid off through work.The bone girl thought about it carefully and felt that her life plan was a bit complicated.

Anyway, I have to take revenge on Yuzao before she dies. According to her current age, she is already a big monster for hundreds of years, and I don't know how long the lifespan of the bone girl predecessors is.

"As long as your heart is good, you can still reincarnate."

In other words, a monster like myself who likes to watch the jailers suffer is impossible in this life, right?Although I didn't think so, being denied in terms of character is still a very hurtful thing, the bone girl touched her chest.